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suwantangzaidongfangyetaochuyizhang“xinniangtequanka”。“jinwansuoyounanrendounengqinwoyikou，
caizhongwoneiyiyansejiujieyikekouzi！”guimimenjianjiaozhebayanxiaotuidaozaidi，
banlangdeshouyijingshenjintahunshali。wozalehejinjiu：“wangoulema？
”tazuixunxunlouzhubanlangbozi：“chicula？zhensaoxing！
”diyizhangzheneryulongdedianzigudianjihuyaoxianfanbieshutiaogaodetianhuaban，
kongqilihunzazheangguidexiangshuiwei、jiujingdexinla，haiyouyiguzishuobuqingdaobumingde、shuyukuanghuandezaore。
shuijingdiaodengdeguangbeixuanzhuancaiqiuqiegedezhiliposui，zaijimanlerendeketinglifengkuangtiaoyue。yanxiao，
jintiandexinlang，beikaozhebinglengdeoushibilu，shouliniezheyibeijihumeidongguodexiangbin。
jinhuangdeyetizaibeibishangguachuximidezhuchuan。talianshangmeishenmebiaoqing，
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tachuanzheneijianjiazhibufeidedingzhizhusha，cengcengdiediedeleisihesuizuanzaimihuandedengguangxiashanzheciyandeguang。
此刻，
tazhengbeitadeguimituan——qianqian、lili、manni——yijineiqunchuanzhetongyibanlangfudenianqingnanrenweizaizhongjian，
xiaodehuazhiluanzhan，lianjiatuohong，yanshenmili，xianranyijinghegaole。“lailailai！wantang！gainile！
zhenxinhuahaishidamaoxian？xuanyige！”banniangqianqianjianzhesangziqihong，shoulijuzheyigekongjiuping，
pingkouzhengduizhesuwantang。suwantanggegexiaozhe，shentiruanruandikaozaipangbianyigegaogezibanlangshenshang，
neibanlangjiaoazhe，shisuwantangdaxueshidexuedi，cikeyizhishouhenzirandidazaita**dejiantou。tawaizhetou，
yanboliuzhuan，daizheyizhongkeyidemeitaisaoguozhouweiyizhangzhangxingfendelian，zuihou，
muguangsihubujingyidilveguobilubiandeyanxiao，youfeikuaidiyikai，daizheyisitiaoxindeyiwei。“damaoxian！
”tatuozhanglediaozi，shengyintiannidefahou，“wanjiuwandian**de！”“hao！
”renqunbaofachugengxiangdehuanhuhekoushao。“**de？wantangjiegoudan！”banlangazheditou，
couzaitaerbianshuolejushenme，redesuwantangyoushiyizhenjiaoxiao，haiqingqingchuiletaxiongkouyixia。
yanxiaodezhiguanjieniezhexiangbinbei，weiweifanbai。beibishangningjiedeshuizhushunzhetadeshouzhihualuo，bingliang。
takanjiansuwantangcongtaneigexiangmanshuizuandejingzhishoubaoli，mosuozhetaochuleyizhangkapian。kapianshifenhongsede，
bianyuantangzhesuqidejinbian，shangmianyongkuazhangdehuatiziyinzhejigedazi——“xinniangtequanka”。“kan！
zheishishenme！”suwantangdeyidihuangzheneizhangkapian，xianghuiwuzheyimianshenglideqizhi，
“woguimimensongwodexinhunliwu！jinwan，wozuida！woshuolesuan！”“tequanka！tequanka！
”renqunshunjianbeidianran，jianjiaoheqihongshengjihuyaochongpowuding。“tequanshishenme？wantangkuaishuo！
”lilixingfendizhuiwen。suwantangshenxiyikouqi，lianshangshihunhezhezuiyihekangfendechaohong，tahuanshisizhou，
muguangsaoguoneixiebanlangmenyueyueyushidelian，shengyinbagao，
daizheyizhongkeyide、yinrenxiaxiangdetingdun：“jinwanzaichangdesuoyounanren——chulewolaogong，
”tachaoyanxiaodefangxiangsuiyidiyangleyangxiaba，yanshenquegenbenmeiluozaitashenshang，“douyoutequan！
keyiqinwoyikou！lianjia！jiuyixia！”“wae——！！！
”koushaosheng、guaijiaosheng、paizhuozideshengyinxiangchengyipian，qifenshunjianbeituixiangyigegengdiankuangde**。
banlangmendeyanjingdouliangle。“haiyouni？haiyouni？”mannipobujidaidizhuiwen。suwantanggegexiaozhe，
shentiyouwangazheneibiankaolekao，jihubanyizaitahuaili，tashenchutuzhexianhongkoudandeshouzhi，
dianledianzijishenshangneijianfanfudehunsha，yanshenmimengyoudadan：“cai！caiwolimian……neiyideyanse！
caiduile……”taguyituozhanglediaozi，xiangshouzhezhongrenpingxiningshendeqidai，“wojiujieyikekouzi！zenmeyang？
goubugoujing？”“goujing！taitamagoujingle！”yigehedemanliantonghongdebanlangdahouyisheng，yinlaiyipianfuhe。
“wantangjieniubi！”“wanzheimeda！xinlangguanbuhuishengqiba？”yourenguyichaoyanxiaozheibianhan，daizhexixue。
yanxiaoyijiuzhanzaineili，xiangyikuaichenmodejiaoshi。talianshangdejirousihubengdegengjinlexie，
yanshenlidewenduchedixiaoshi，zhishengxiayizhongshenbujiandideleng。takanzhetadexinniang，
zaishuyutamendongfanghuazhudeyewan，zaimanwuzisuoweideqinpenghaoyoumianqian，xianggelianjiajiubalide**yiyang，
doushouzhelianjiadeqinwenhegenglianjiade“tequan”。neizhang“xinniangtequanka”zaitashouli，
xiangyizhangzhanmanwuhuidefeizhi。“lailailai！sheixianlai？paiduipaidui！”qianqianxianggezuichengzhidesiyi，
kaishizhihuizhixu。“wo！woxiancai！”yigeshougaodebanlanghoujidijidaozuiqianmian，
yanjingzhigougoudidingzhesuwantanghunshadelingkou，neilileisicengdie，ruoyinruoxian。“hongse！wantangjiezheimela，
kendingshihongse！”suwantangpaojitayigemeiyan，jiaoxiaozheyaotou：“cuola！ben！”“heise！shenmixinggan！
”lingyigebanlanghandao。“yebuduie！”suwantanghuangzheshouzhi。“fense！wantangjiezuishaonvxinle！
”lilichazui。“jiejinle！danhaichayidian！”suwantangxiaodeqianyanghouhe，shentidafududibaidong，
hunshadelingkousuizhetadedongzuoweiweichangkaileyixian。“rouse！leisibiande！”azhedeshengyinzaitaerbianxiangqi，
daizhereqi，tadeshoubuzhiheshiyijingcongtajiantouhuaxia，ruoyouruowudidazailetaxianxideyaoce。
suwantangceguolian，jihutiezheazhedeerduo，tuqirulan：“azhezhencongming……caiduila！”tashengyinbuda，
danzaiduanzandeanjingzhong，qingxidichuandaoleyanxiaoerzhong。“ye！azhecaiduile！”renqunbaofachuhuanhu。
“jiekouzi！jiekouzi！”zhengqihuayideqihongshenglangbanyonglai。
azhelianshangshihaobuyanshidedeyihemouzhonggengshendekewang。zaizhongrenzhuoremuguangdezhushixia，
zaizheneryulongde“jiekouzi”denahanshengzhong，taneizhiyuanbendazaisuwantangyaocedeshou，
daizheyizhongburongzhiyide、jinhuqinlvedezitai，mengdixiangshangtanqu，
mubiaozhizhisuwantanghunshaqianjinneipaijingzhidezhenzhuniukou！suwantangmeiyouduoshan，
fanerpeihediweiweitingqilexiongfu，lianshangshihunhezhezuiyi、xingfenheyisifangzongdemilixiaorong，
yanshentiaoxindizaicipiaoxiangbiludefangxiang。
jiuzaiazhedeshouzhijijiangchupengdaoneidiyikeyingrundezhenzhuniukoudeshunjian——“peng——huala！！！
”yishengjiqituwu、jiqicierdebaoliejuxiang，rutongjingleibanzhakai，shunjianyaguolesuoyoudexuanxiao！
zhenggeketingmengdiyijing。suoyoudemuguang，xiangbeiwuxingdexianlachezhe，
qishuashuadizhuanxiangshengyindelaiyuan——biluqian。yanxiaozhanzaineili。tajiaobian，shishuaidefensuidexiangbinbei，
jinhuangdejiuyehunhezhebolisuipian，zaiguangjiededalishidibanshangsiyiliutang，xiangyitancimude、zhanchoudexue。
tashouli，hainiezheneigejiazhibufeide、zhuanmenyonglaihehejinjiudelongfengchengxiangbaiyubei。beishenwanhao，
danlimianxiangzhengbainianhaohedehuposejiuye，yijingyidibusheng，quanbeitahenhenpozailemianqiandeditanshang，
yinkaiyidapianshensede、nankandewuzi。talianshangmeiyourenhebiaoqing，meiyoufennu，meiyoubeishang，
zhiyouyizhongdongchegusuidepingjing。neishuangshenbujiandideyanjing，xiangcuilehanbingdedaofeng，
huanhuansaoguoketinglimeiyizhangjinge、mangran、shenzhidaizhebumandelian，zuihou，
dinggezaisuwantangneizhangshunjiantunquxuese、xiemancuoeheyisibuyichajuedejinghuangdelianshang。kongqininggule。
zhenerdeyinlebuzhiheshibeisheiguandiaole，zhishengxiacuzhongdehuxishenghebolisuipianouerfachudexiweicuixiang。
yanxiaodeshengyinbugao，shenzhiyouxiedichen，quexiangyibabinglengdetiechi，
qingxidi、yiziyidundiqiaozaisijidekongqili，zazaimeigerendexinshang：“suwantang，nimen……wangoulema？
”dierzhangsiji。jueduidesiji。gangcaihaifeitengxuanxiaodeketing，cikexiangbeishunjianchouganlesuoyoukongqi，
zhishengxiayizhonglingrenzhixidezhenkonggan。jishishuangyanjing，
daizhejinge、mangran、ganga、shenzhihaiyoubeidaduanhaoxidenaonu，qishuashuadidingzaiyanxiaoshenshang。
shuijingdiaodengcanbaideguangxianluozaitatingzhidejibeishang，touxiayidaolengying、gujuedeyingzi。
suwantanglianshangdexuesetundeganganjingjing，xiangyizhangbeipiaobaiguodezhi。
taxiayishidituikailejihutiezaitashenshangdeazhe，shentihuangleyixia，gaogenxiecaizaiguanghuadedibanshang，
fachu“da”deyishengqingxiang，zaijijingzhonggewaicier。takanzheyanxiao，
kanzhetaneishuangshenbujiandi、meiyourenheqingxubodongdeyanjing，
yiguhunzazhexiunao、xinxuhebeidangzhongmaofandenuhuomengdicuanleshanglai，shunjianshaodiaoleneidiancancundejinghuang。
“yanxiao！”tajianshengjiaolechulai，shengyinyinweijiujinghejidongeryouxiebiandiao，daizheyizhongkuazhangdeweiquhefennu，
“niganshenmeya！fashenmefeng！haohaodeqifenquanrangnihuile！”taliangqiangzhexiangqianzouleliangbu，
zhizhedishanglangjiedebolisuipianhejiuzi，tuzhexianhongkoudandeshouzhiyinweijidongerweiweizhandou：“shuaibeizi？
pojiu？nishenmeyisi？jintianshiwojiehun！wozuida！woxiangzenmewanjiuzenmewan！nipingshenmeguanwo？saoxing！
”“jiushia，yange，”banlangazheyefanyingleguolai，lianshangduiqiyizhongyuanhuade、shitudayuanchangdexiaorong，
danyanshenshenchuquezangzheyisibeihuailehaoshideyinyuhebuxie。tashangqianyibu，
henzirandiyouxiangshenshouqufusuwantangdegebo，yuqidaizhedianqingtiaodeshuren，“naodongfangma，tugerenaokaixin，
wantangjieyeshixiangrangdajiajinxing，wandekaiyidianeryi，bieneimejiaozhenma！
nikanbawantangjiehede……”“gunkai。”yanxiaodemuguangshenzhimeiyoupieazheyiyan，
zhishilenglengdi、haowuwendudituchulianggezi。neishengyinbugao，quexiangbingzhuiyiyang，
shunjiancipoleazhelianshangneicengxuweidexiaorong，rangtashendaoyibandeshoujiangzailebankong，lianseyizhenqingbai。
suwantangbeiyanxiaozheihaobuliuqingdetaiduchedijinule。jiujingxiangqiyouyiyangjiaozaitaxintoudehuomiaoshang。
tamengdishuaikaiazhejiangzhudeshou，jibuchongdaoyanxiaomianqian，nongliedejiuqipumianerlai。tayangzhetou，
yinweifennuhezuiyi，yanjingdengdehenda，limianranshaozheliangcushikongdehuoyan。“yanxiao！nizhuangshenmeqinggao！
baishenmechoulian！”tajihushihouchulaide，tuomoxingzijihujiandaoyanxiaolianshang，“niyiweinishishei？
wosuwantangxiangzenmewanshiwodeziyou！nipingshenmeganshe？chicula？ha！
”tafachuyishengjianruide、chongmanchaofengdechixiao，shentiyinweijidongerqianqing，jihuyaotieshangyanxiaodexiongtang。
tamengdihuitou，yibazhuazhupangbianyouxiebuzhisuocuodeazhedegebo，yonglibatazhuaidaozijishenbian，
ranhouxiangshiweilezhengmingshenme，youxiangshiweilechedijinuyanxiao，tajingranshenchulingyitiaoshoubei，
daizheyizhongkeyide、xuanyaobandezitai，qinnidi、jinjindilouzhuleazhedebozi！
azhedeshentimingxianjiangleyixia，yanzhongshanguoyisicuoe，suijiyoubeiyizhongyinmidedeyihe**ganqudai。
tameiyoutuikai，fanershunshiweiweidixiatou，peihezhesuwantangdedongzuo。“kanjianmei？
”suwantanglouzheazhedebozi，tiaoxindidengzheyanxiao，lianshangshihunhezhezuitaihefengkuangdechaohong，
shengyinyoujianyouli，xiangyibashengxiudejuzizailachesuoyourendeshenjing，“zheicaijiaohuiwan！zheicaijiaofangdekai！
azhebinidongwo！biniyouquyiwanbei！nichulehuibanzhelianzhuangshenchen，haihuishenme？**saoxing！
meijingtoule！”tadehuaxiangcuiledudezhen，yigengenzhaxiangyanxiao。
ketinglixiangqiyipianyayide、daoxilengqideshengyin。jigebanniangmianmianxiangqu，yanshenfuza。
qianqianzhanglezhangzuixiangshuoshenme，zuizhonghaishimeiganchusheng。lilihemannizejiaohuanleyigekanhaoxideyanshen。
yanxiaojingjingdizhanzhe，renyousuwantangdetuomohejianruidezhizezazaizijilianshang。talianshangyijiumeiyourenhebiaoqing，
shenzhilianyanshendoumeiyousihaobodong，fangfosuwantanglouzhedebushilingyigenanren，
tazuilipenchudeyebushiedudeyanyu，erzhishiyixiewuguanjinyaodechenai。
zhiyoutachuizaishence、jinwochengquandeshou，zhijieyinweiguoduyonglierfachuqingweide、lingrenyasuande“kaba”sheng，
shoubeishangqingjinqiujie，xiangyitiaotiaobaonudeqinglong。
takanzhesuwantangneizhangyinweijiujinghefennuerniuqude、cengjingrangtajuedemingmeidongrendelian，
kanzhetajinjinlouzaiazhebozishangdeshoubei，kanzhetayanzhongneizhonghaobuyanshideqingmiehefengkuang。
shijianfangfoninggule。meiyimiaodouxiangyigeshijineimemanzhang。zhongyu，yanxiaodezuijiao，
jiqihuanmandi、jiqiqingweidixiangshangchedongleyixia。neibushixiao，
neishiyigebinglengdaojizhide、meiyourenhewendudehudu，daizheyizhongdongxiyiqie、yehuimieyiqiedemoran。
tameiyouzaikansuwantang，yemeiyoukanrenheren。tademuguang，yueguolesuwantangheazhe，
yueguoleneixiebiaoqinggeyidebinke，touxiangleketingshenchu，
neishantongwangerloutamen“xinfang”de、guazheciyanhongchoudemen。ranhou，tadongle。meiyoufennudepaoxiao，
meiyoushikongdelache。tazhishijiqipingjingdi、shenzhidaizheyizhongjinhuyouyadelengmo，songkailejinwodequantou，
renyouneimeixiangzhengzhe“hejinjiaobei、yongjietongxin”debaiyulongfengbei，congtazhijianhualuo。“pada。
”qingcuideyisheng。yubeiluozairouruandeditanshang，meiyousui，zhishigunleliangquan，
tingzaineiyitanposadehejinjiuzipangbian，longfengdewenluzhanshanglewuzhuodejiuye，xiandewubifengci。
yanxiaozaimeiyoushuoyigezi。tashenzhilianyigeyanshendoulinseyuzaijisuwantang。tazhuanguoshen，jibeitingdebizhi，
xiangyibingchuqiaohouguiyuchenjidelijian，maikaibuzi，jingzhichuanguosijiderenqun，zouxiangneishanguazhehongchoudemen。
pixiecaiguodishangdebolisuipian，fachuxisuiercierdeshengxiang。“ka…ca…ka…ca…”meiyibu，
douxiangcaizaisuoyourendexinjianshang。tazoudaoneishanmenqian，meiyoutingdun，shenshou，tuikailemen。mennei，
shijingxinbuzhide、pumanmeiguihuabandehunchuang，dahongdexibei，
yaoyedezhuguang——yigebengaishuyutamenliangrende、tianmideqiulong。yanxiaozoulejinqu，fanshou，
“peng”diyisheng，zhongzhongguanshanglemen。chenzhongdeguanmensheng，rutongzuihoudesangzhong，zaisijideketinglijiujiuhuidang。
gejuelemenwaidexuanxiao，yegejueletayuneigemingwei“qizi”denvrenzhijian，zuihouyisixujiadewenqing。
menwai，suwantanghaiweichizhelouzhuazhebozidezishi，
lianshangdefennuhetiaoxinzaiyanxiaoneiwushengde、jizhidelengmomianqian，xiangbeichuopodeqiqiu，xunsuganbiexiaqu，
zhishengxiayizhongmangrande、beichediwushidenankanheyisi……liantazijidoubuyuanchengrendekonghuang。
azhelianshangdedeyiyejiangzhule，biandeyouxiegangahebuan。ketingli，zhishengxiacuzhongdehuxisheng，
hedishangneitanhunhezhebolizhayujiuyede、langjiedewuzi，wushengdichaoxiaozhezheichanghuangdandenaoju。
disanzhangchenzhongdemenbangejueleketinglicanliudexuanxiao，
queguanbuzhuneilingrenzuooudejiujingweihelianjiaxiangshuihunhedeqixi，tamensisilvlvdicongmenfenglizuanjinlai，
wuranzhezheigebeijingxinbuzhicheng“aichao”dekongjian。manchuangdemeiguihuabanhongdeciyan，xiangninggudexue。
yaoyedezhuguangzaiqiangbishangtouxiaguimeibandeyingzi。yanxiaobeikaozhebinglengdemenban，meiyoukaideng。heianzhong，
tahuanhuantaiqishou，yonglidi、fanfudicashizhezijidelianjiahezuichun。
gangcaisuwantangjidongshipenjiandetuomoxingzi，fangfodaizhezhuorendeduye，rangtagandaoyizhenzhenshenglixingdeexin。
zhijianchupengdaopifu，binglengyipian。menwai，duanzandesijizhihou，
shikeyiyadiqueyijiunengchuantoumenbandeyilunsheng，wengwengzuoxiang，xiangyiquntaoyandecangying。“……zhiyuma？
naozhewaneryi，yanxiaoyetaijiaozhenle……”“jiushi，daxiderizi，
shuailianzijisheikana……”“wantangyeshi，wandeyoudianguohuole……”“azheneixiaozi，
shouyetaibulaoshile……”“xu！xiaoshengdian！bierangrentingjian……”zheixieshengyin，xiangxixiaodezhen，
mimimamadizhajinyanxiaodeermo。tabishangyan，naohaizhongqingxidihuifangzhegangcaidehuamian：suwantangtuohongdelian，
militiaoxindeyanshen，neizhangtuchukebohuayudezui，
haiyoutajinjinlouzhuazhebozideshoubei……yijiazheneizhishenxiangtahunshaniukoude、daizhe**yuwangdeshou。
weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。tamengdizhengkaiyan，yandiyipianxinghong，shiyayidaojizhidefengbao。jiuzaizheishi，
menbashoubeiqingqingzhuandongleyixia。yanxiaodeshentishunjianbengjin，xiangyizhanglamandegong。menbeituikaiyitiaofeng，
suwantangtanjinbangeshenzi。ketinglicanliudeguangxiangoulechutadelunkuo，
lianshangdezuiyihefennusihuxiaotuileyixie，danbeijiujingjinpaoguodeyanshenyijiuhuansan，
daizheyizhongbunaifande、shishebandebiaoqing。“wei，”tashengyinyoudianya，yuqishengying，
“nihaiyaozailimianzhuangsiduojiu？kerendouhaimeizouni！chulaishuojuhua，jidajiagetaijiexia，
zheishijiusuanfanpianle。”tadunledun，sihujuedezijideyuqitaichong，youmianqiangfangruanleyidian，
daizheyizhongjugaolinxiadehongquan，“xinglexingle，zhidaonixiaoxinyan，woyihouzhuyidianfencunhaibuxingma？
ganjinchulai，bierangdajiakanxiaohua。”tashuozhe，shenshoujiuyaolailayanxiaodegebo。
jiuzaitadezhijianjijiangpengdaoyanxiaoyixiudechanei——“biepengwo。”yanxiaodeshengyindichenshaya，
xiangshazhimoguoshengtie。tamengdiceshen，bikailesuwantangdeshou，dongzuokuaidexiangyidaoyingzi。
suwantangdeshoujiangzaibankong，lianshangneidianmianqiangjichulaide“hehao”biaoqingshunjiansuilie，
beicuoehezaicishengtengdenuhuoqudai：“yanxiao！ni……”yanxiaohuanhuanzhuanguoshen，mianduizheta。heianzhong，
tadeyanjingliangdejingren，xiangliangdianhanxing，limianmeiyourenhewendu，
zhiyouyipianshenbujiandide、lingrenxinjidebingleng。neimuguang，rangsuwantanghoumiandehuayingshengshengkazailehoulongli，
yigumomingdehanyishunzhejizhuipaleshanglai。“taijie？”yanxiaodezuijiaochechuyigejidan、jilengdehudu，
shengyinpingjingdekepa，“suwantang，nijuede，jinwanzheishi，shiyige‘taijie’nengxiade？
”taxiangqianbijinyibu，gaodadeshenyingdaizhewuxingdeyapogan，jiangsuwantanglongzhaozaiyinyingli。
“nisuoweide‘fencun’，jiushizaiwomendexinhunye，dangzhewodemian，yunxubiedenanrenqinni？cainideneiyi？
jienideyifu？”tadeyusuhenman，meiyigezidouxiangbingzhuzizazaidishang，“nide‘fencun’，
jiushilouzhebiedenanrendebozi，shuotabiwodongni，biwoyouquyiwanbei？”suwantangbeitabidehoutuileyibu，
houbeidizailemenkuangshang，jiuxingledaban，lianshangxuesejintun，zuichunduosuozhe：“wo……woneishiheduole！
naozhewande！niyigedananren，xinyanzenmebizhenjianhaixiao……”“wan？”yanxiaodaduanta，
shengyindouranbagaoleyishun，youshunjianyadegengdi，daizheyizhongcuidudehanyi，“yongnideshentidangchouma，
rangyiqunnanrenweizhepintoulunzu，dongshoudongjiao，zheijiaowan？suwantang，nibazijidangshenme？
youbawomendehunyindangshenme？yichanggongrenquledelianjiamaxi？”“womeiyou！”suwantangjianshengfanbo，
shengyindaizhekuqiang，gengduodeshibeichuopodexiufen，“nixuekoupenren！azhetamenzhishipengyou！
kaigewanxiaozenmele？jiunijiaqinggao！zhuangshenmezhengrenjunzi！ni……”“pengyou？”yanxiaolengxiaoyisheng，
neixiaoshengzaijijingdefangjianlixiandegewaishenren，“haoyige‘pengyou’。
”tabuzaikansuwantangneizhangyinfennuheweiquerniuqudelian，muguangyueguota，
touxiangmenwaiketinglineixieyingyingchuochuo、tantoutannaoderenying，shengyinqingxidichuantoumenfeng，
chuandaowaimianmeiyigeshuqierduoderenerzhong：“jirannimenzheimexihuan‘wan’，
zheimexiangshouzheizhong‘**’……”tadunledun，muguangzuihouluozaisuwantangshunjianbiandecangbaidelianshang，
yiziyiju，rutongxuanpan：“neijiuhaohaowan。wanjinxing。”“zhishi，
jizhuwoguanmenqiandezheijuhua——”tadeshengyinbugao，quedaizheyizhongzhandingjietie、chuantoulinghundeliliang，
qingxidiluoyinzaisuwantanghemenwaisuoyourenxinshang：“nimen，youyigesuanyige，jinwanzaichangde，douhuihouhui。
”“woyanxiao，shuodaozuodao。”shuowan，tabuzaijisuwantangrenhefanyingdeshijian，mengdishenshou，zhuazhumenban，
zaisuwantangjingedemuguanghemenwaiyipiansijizhong，zaicizhongzhongdi、juejuediguanshanglemen！“peng——！
”zheneryulongdeguanmensheng，rutongzuihoudexiuzhifu，chedizhanduanlesuoyouxujiadelianxi。menwai，
suwantangbeizhendehunshenyizhan，daidaidikanzheyanqianjinbide、binglengdemenban，fangfodiyicizhenzhengyishidao，
youshenmedongxi，zaitazuixunxundekuanghuanzhong，beitaqinshou、chedidizasuile。yigujudadekonghuang，
haowuzhengzhaodijuezhuleta。mennei，yanxiaobeikaozhemenban，huanhuanhuazuozaiditanshang。heianzhong，
tatankaiyizhijinwodezuoshouzhangxin，neili，
tangzhejipiangangcaizaiketingdishangjianqide、zuifenglidexiangbinbeibolisuipian。bingliangdelengjiaoshenshenluojintadepirou，
dailaijianruidecitong。taditou，kanzhezhangxinneidianxunsuyinkaide、wenredeshiyi，
hebolisuipianshangfanshede、zhuguangtiaoyuede、binglengdeguangdian。tongganruciqingxi，rucizhenshi。zheitongchu，
xiangyipenbingshui，jiaomieletaxinzhongzuihouyisicancunde、mingwei“ai”deyujin，
zhishengxiabinglengde、jianyingde、mingwei“hen”dejishi。tamanmanshoulongshouzhi，
renyoubolidefengrengengshendicirupirou。henhao。jizhuzheitong。zheitong，jiangshinimensuoyouren，
weilaiririyeyedexuqu。disizhanghouzhongdechuangliangejuelewaimianshijiedechenguang，
fangjianliyijiumimanzhezuoyecanliude、lingrenzhixidemeiguixiangjinghejiujinghunhedetianniqiwei。
yanxiaozuozaikaochuangdeshafali，shenshanghaishizuotianneitaotingkuodeheisexizhuang，zhishilingjiebeichesongle，
suiyidiguazaibozishang，xiangyidaoheisedelehen。tazhijianjiazheyizhiranleyibandeyan，yanwuniaoniaoshangsheng，
mohuletameishenmebiaoqingdelian，zhiyouyandineiyipianchenjidebingleng，qingxikejian。mensuochuanlaiqingweidezhuandongsheng。
suwantangtuimenzoulejinlai。tahuanxialeneishenfanfudehunsha，chuanzheyijianzhensishuipao，toufalingluan，
yanxiadaizhenongzhongdeqinghei，liansecangbaiqiaocui，xianranyiyeweimian。takandaoyanxiao，jiaobudunleyixia，
yanshenyouxieduoshan，zuichundongledong，sihuxiangshuoshenme。yanxiaomeiyoutaitou，
shenzhilianjiazheyandeshouzhidoumeiyoudongyixia，fangfojinlaidezhishiyituankongqi。chenmoxiangbinglengdechaoshui，
shunjianyanmeilezhenggefangjian，bizuowandexuanxiaogengrangrenzhixi。suwantangbeizheiwushengdemoshicidehunshenbuzizai。
tashenxiyikouqi，zoudaoyanxiaoduimiandeshuzhuangdengshangzuoxia，shouzhiwuyishidijiaozheshuipaodedaizi，
shengyindaizhesuzuihoudeshayaheyisiqiangchengdeweiqu：“yanxiao，womentantan。”yanxiaozhongyutailexiayanpi，
muguanglveguota，meiyourenhetingliu，youluohuizijizhijiandeyanhuishang。tadanledanyanhui，dongzuomantiaosili。
“zuowan……”suwantangjiannandikaikou，shitujieshi，“shiwoheduole，taixingfen，youdian……youdianwangxing。
azhetamenjiushiqihong，naozhewande，meibiedeyisi。nibiewangxinliqu。”taguanchazheyanxiaodefanying，
jiantayijiuwudongyuzhong，yuqibuyoudedaishangleyisimaiyuan，“zaishuole，
nidangzheneimeduorendemianshuaibeizishuailianzi，rangwoduoxiabulaitai？woneixieguimidoukanzheni！
nirangwoyihou……”“yihou？”yanxiaozhongyukaikoule，shengyinxiangbeishazhimoguo，dichenerbingleng，
daduanletadehua。tahuanhuantuchuyikouyanquan，gezheyanwukanxiangsuwantang，yanshenruilidexiangshoushudao，
“suwantang，nijuede，womenhaiyou‘yihou’？
”suwantangbeitahualidejuejueheyanshenzhongdebinglengcideyiduosuo，qiangzhuangdezhendingshunjianwajie，
shengyinbagao：“nishenmeyisi？jiuyinweizheidianxiaoshi，nijiuyaogenwolihunbucheng？yanxiao，nibietaiguofen！
zuowanshiwobudui，wodaoqianhaibuxingma？wodoushuoleshinaozhewande！”“wan？”yanxiaochelechezuijiao，
neihudubinglengerfengci，“yonghunyindezunyanlaiwan？yongwodelianmianzaidishangcai？suwantang，nide‘wan’，
daijiataidale。”taqiamieleyandi，dongzuogancuililuo，xiangqiamiezuihouyidianweiruodehuoxing，“congjintianqi，
niwannide，woguowode。zheifangzi，niaizhujiuzhu。danbielaifanwo。”tashuowan，zhanqishen，
jingzhizouxiangyimaojian，kaishishoushizijidedongxi。dongzuogancuililuo，meiyousihaoliulian，
fangfozhishizaizhengliyijianjiudiandekefang。“yanxiao！”suwantangmengdizhanqilai，chongdaotamianqian，
lanzhutadequlu，yanquanfahong，daizheyizhongbeichedihushidefennuhekonghuang，“nifeiyaozheiyangma？
wodoudaoqianle！nihaixiangzenmeyang？nandaoyaowoguixialaiqiunima？niyigedananren，xinyanzenmezheimexiao！
zuowanneixiedoushiwodehaopengyou！ni……”“haopengyou？”yanxiaotingxiadongzuo，ditoufushizheta，
yanshenxiangzaikanyigemoshengren，daizheyisihaobuyanshidechaonong，“baokuoneige，shoukuaishenjinniyifulideazhe？
haishineijige，zaipangbianjianjiaozhe‘jiekouzi’de‘haoguimi’？suwantang，nidejiaoyoubiaozhun，
zhenshirangwodakaiyanjie。”“ni！”suwantangbeitayedeshuobuchuhua，lianzhangdetonghong，“nibukeliyu！
azheta……tajiushixinggekailang，aikaiwanxiao！qianqiantamenyeshixiangrenaoyidian！nisixiangzenmeneimewochuo！
”“wowochuo？”yanxiaoxiangshitingdaoleshenmejiqikexiaodeshiqing，dididixiaoleyisheng，
neixiaoshenglimeiyouyisiwendu，“hao，wowochuo。suoyi，liwozheigewochuoderenyuandian。”taraoguota，
jixushoushiyiwu，jiangjijianchangchuandechenshanhexizhuangliluodisaijinyigeshoutilvxingdaili。“yanxiao！
”suwantangkanzhetajuejuedebeiying，yizhongjudadeshikongganjuezhuleta。tachongshangqu，shituzhuazhutadegebo，
“nibunengzou！jintian……jintianhaiyaohuimen！wobamaneibian……”yanxiaomengdishuaikaitadeshou，lidaobuda，
quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyidebinglengheyane。tazhuanguoshen，yanshenrutongjidihanbing，
zhizhicirusuwantangdeyandi：“huimen？suwantang，nijuede，zaizuowanneichang‘jingcaijuelun’debiaoyanzhihou，
woyanxiao，haiyoubiyao、youlianmian，tajinnisujiademenma？”talinqishoushihaodelvxingdai，
zuihoukanleyiyanzheigechongmanxujiatianmiqixide“xinfang”，
muguangsaoguoshuzhuangtaishangneixieangguide、tacengjingweitagouzhidehufupinheshoushi，yanshenmeiyousihaobolan。
“zhiyuni，”tadeshengyinhuifuleneizhongsishuibandepingjing，“henide‘haopengyou’men，
haohaoxiangshounimen‘kailang’、‘renao’deshenghuo。”shuowan，
tabuzaikansuwantangshunjiancanbaidelianheyaoyaoyuzhuideshenti，linzhejiandandexingli，lakaiwoshimen，
touyebuhuidizoulechuqu。chenzhongdejiaobushengzaikongkuangdeketinglihuixiang，jianxingjianyuan。“peng！
”damenbeiguanshangdeshengyinchuanlai，zhendesuwantanghunshenyizhan，diezuozaibinglengdedibanshang。
fangjianlizhishengxiatayigeren，hemanshisiji。jingxinbuzhidemeiguihuabansanluoyidi，xiangkuweide、tunsedexue。
shuzhuangjingliyingchutacangbaishishendelian，heshenshangneijianjiazhibufeiquexiandewubifengcidezhensishuipao。yanxiaozoule。
daizhetasuoyoudewendu，hezuoyeneichangnaojuhouweiyicancunde、binglengdezunyan。suwantangdaidaidizuozhe，
diyiciqingxidiganjuedao，neishanbeiyanxiaoguanshangdemen，bujinjingejuelezuowandexuanxiao，
yechediguanshangletamenzhijian，neishanmingwei“hunyin”demen。yigujudade、binglengdekonghuang，
bansuizhesuzuidetoutong，paishandaohaibanxiangtaxilai。ercike，chengshidelingyiduan，
yijiangaocenggongyudeluodichuangqian。yanxiaojiangjiandandexinglirengzaijiaobian，fukanzhejiaoxiaganggangsuxingdechengshi。
chenguangxiwei，jibinglengdegangjinsenlindushangyicengdanjin，quesihaonuanbujintadeyandi。tanachushouji，
pingmudeguangyingliangtaxiantiaolengyingdexiahe。tabotongleyigehaoma，shengyinpingjingwubo，
quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyideliliang：“laochen，shiwo。bangwochajigeren，ziliaowoshaohoufaniyouxiang。yaokuai，
yaoxi。”“youqishineigejiaoazhede，haiyousuwantangneijigeguimi，qianqian、lili、manni。
”“zhongdianchatamendeshengyi，gongzuo，haiyou……suoyoujianbudeguangdedongxi。”“qianbushiwenti。
wozhiyaojieguo。”guaduandianhua，yanxiaojiangshoujisuiyidiuzaipangbiandebataishang，fachu“da”deyishengqingxiang。
tazoudaojiujuqian，quchuyipingweikaifengdeweishiji，ningkaipinggai，meiyouyongbeizi，
zhijieduizhepingkouguanleyidakou。xinladeyetigunguohoulong，xiangyidaozhuoredehuoxian，
queqiyidiyaxialexinkouneikuaibinglengdeyingshi。tazoudaojudadeluodichuangqian，
kanzhechuangwaicheshuimalong、shengjibobodeshijie，yanshenquexiangjielebingdehumian，shenbujiandi，yingbuchurenheguangliang。
youxi，caiganggangkaishi。nimenqianwode，wohuilianbendaili，qinshounahuilai。yige，doubiexiangpao。
diwuzhangrizixiangbeianxialekuaijinjian，youxiangxianruleyitanzhanchoudesishui。
yanxiaobanhuilezijihunqiangouzhidedingcenggongyu，zheilishiyekaikuo，zhuangxiulengying，
judadeluodichuangwaishifanhuadedoushitianjixian，quetouzheyigujurenqianlidekongkuanghejiliao。tazhongxintourugongzuo，
shenzhibihunqiangengjiafengkuang，xiangyitaibuzhipijuandejingmijiqi，
yonggaoqiangdudeshiwuhebinglengdeshuzitianmansuoyoushijianfengxi，jiangneigeguazhehongchoude“jia”helimianderen，
chedipingbizaishenghuozhiwai。suwantangdedianhuahexinxi，congyikaishidaizhefennudezhiwenheqiangyingde“mingling”，