我观山太保带明星盗墓疯狂作死
《我观山太保带明星盗墓疯狂作死》 小说介绍
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《我观山太保带明星盗墓疯狂作死》 第1章 免费试读
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shenzhilianzongyijiemu**renyekaishiliyongkaoguhedaomuticailaixiyinguanzhongdeyanqiu。
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七夕早上。
moushenmixunlianjidimenkou，yiliangyinyouqiebiaojidedabachejingjingditingkaozailubian。
honglei，huangbo，xiaozhan，kunkun，damimi，repa，yingbao，bailubaweirujindanghongdemingxing，zhengzaicheqianyiyibushedehejiaoguanmenhuishougaobie。
zheibarenbianshi《gumudamaoxian》dejiabin。
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zhongyu，badianzhongyidao，zhibozhunshikaiqi。
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hongleijidongdezhijieshangqujiuzhuazhuledaoyandeshou。
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“woyeyiyang，woganjue，woxianzaiqiangdekepa。”
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当即众人一起上车。
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【maye，wojiayingbaozenmeyoupiaoliangle，aisile。】
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【hei，niqiao，wojiadamimidemimihaoxiangyoudale。】
【kunkunhaoxiangyemenlebushao，gengaile。】
【zhongyudengdaokaibole，aa……nizhidao，zheiduanshijianwoshizenmeguodema？】
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zhibocaiganggangkaishieryi，tongshizaixianrenshujiudadaolekongbudeyibaiwan，zhijiedapoleyiwangsuoyoudezhibojilu。
zheirangbagemingxingdejingjirentuanduiyedouxingfendebuxing，juedezheisangeyuetuijumuhoudejuedingshizhengquede，yiqiedoushizhidede。
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zhongrenfenfenzhaohaozijideweizhizuoxia。
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“hahaha，yingbao，niyetaigengzhileba，zheizhongshier，zanmentoutouchajiuxingle。”damimishengyinsuma，gegezhixiao。
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hongleiyilianbiyi，“laohuang，nikebiechuile，qiaobaninengde，nizabushangtianni，ai，wojiubuxinle，daoyanshuochurenminglai，nijiunengshuochuchaodailai，lailailai，daoyan，nishuo，wokankan，tashizhennenghaishijianeng！”
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“吴芮？”
“sheia，nimentingguoma？”
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jigerendoumianmianxiangqu，yilianmengbi。
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huangboyemengle，wanquanmeitingguo。
tadunshiyouxieganga，“keke，daoyan，ganggangneiduannengqialema？”
yitingzheihua，zhongrendunshihahadaxiao。
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huangboshizhendeyouxieyumenle。
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【hahaha，xiaosiwole，huangbogezaixianchehuileyitiao**shipin。】
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【sheizhidaozheigewuruidaodishisheia？henyoumingma？】
【doubaozhong……qingshaodeng……】
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jigerendoushizongyilaorenle，yishanglaijiuzhiboxiaoguolaman，doudewangyoumenkaixinbuyi。
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“aiya，nintaiqianxule，sheibuzhidao，ninkeshikaogujiedetaishanbeidoua。”damimidao。
chenjiaoshouzhinengwunaideyaoyaotou。
tahaizhenmeiqianxu，tamenfajuedegumu，daduodoushiyiwaixingfajue，zhenyaorangtaxunlongdianxue，tayeshiyiqiaobutong。
“qitasanweishi？”repahaoqikanzhehoumianjigeren。
daoyanzhizheyigechuanzhedaguadebaifalaozhe，“zheiweidajiakendingdoutingguo，naishiguoshudashimalaoshi，ruguoyouweixian，takendingnengbaozhengnimendeanquan，erqie，malaoshihaijingtongwuxingbagua，youtabangzhu，kendingnengrangnimengengjiashunli。”
众人赶忙纷纷拱手。
“yuanlaishimadashi，haha，youmadashiweizanmenbaojiahuhang，cixingkendingdouhuipinganwuyang。”yingbaokuazandao。
“haiyou，zheiweishiguoneiwaidingjiandehuwaitanxiandarensongcheng，yeshiguoneizhimingdekexuedaren。”daoyanjixujieshao。
bailujidongdao：“wozhidaota，tazaidouyinshanglaohuole，tingshuo，taqianduanshijianquailaoshantanxianle，meixiangdaoyijinganquanguilaile。”
songchengtingdaobailujingranrenshiziji，lveyoudeyi。
“haha，zhuweifangxin，zheicixingdong，wokendingliyongwozijidezhuanyezhishi，quanxinquanlidebangzhunimen！”
jinjiezhe，zhongrendoukanxianglezuihouyigeren。
neishiyigenianqingren，kanzhebuguoershichutou，mianmuqingxiu，yitoubaifa，lengbaipirangtakanqilaisihuyouxiebingtai，xiangshiganggangdabingchuyuyiyang。
cike，tazhengzaibimuyangshen，fangfoshuizheleyiban。
“zheiren……zhangdedaoshihaokan，jiushi……youxietaiguodanboleba？ta，yeshiteyaojiabin？”damimihaoqiwendao。
kunkunzhoumei，dishengduixiaozhandao：“woshuo，zheirenzenmebizanlianghaixiaobailian，zheijiahuo，buhuishinajiadegongzige，huozheshijiemuzuyaopengdexinren，laizheilidujindeba？”
xiaozhanhenzantongdediantou，“wokanbachengshi。”
haokanderenduiyuyangmaochuzhongdetongxing，zongshibennengdehuichanshengyixiedishi。
daoyanshenmiyixiao，“hehe，zheiweideshenfen，kelebude，nimenbiekantanianqing，jiemuzukeshihualehendadedaijiacaiqingdaotachumade。”
tazheimeyishuo，zhongrenxinzhongdouwubijingyadezaicaicezheinianqingrendeshenfen。
jieguoyingbaogengzhidao：“a？tabuhuijiushizanzhurenba？”
噗……
众人差点破防。
daoyanlvexianganga，mangdao：“keke，zheige，daobushi，tajiaofengbai，naishixianrujinweiyideguanshantaibao。”
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