我靠薯片成神：末世摆烂拯救世界
《我靠薯片成神：末世摆烂拯救世界》 小说介绍
wokaoshupianchengshen：moshibailanzhengjiushijieyiqiyinrenrushengdegushiqingjiehejingcaiderenwusuzaoerwenming，youshijingyanhuofengjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong，chuhesuxueshiwangjinglileyiduanyixiangbudaodemaoxian，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixinshenchudeliliang。chuhesuxueshiwangtongguoyongqi、zhihuiheyili，zuizhongkefulekunnanbingshixianlezijidemubiao。go！」taxiayishidicaozuoqilai。jiroujiyihuilaile。xianghuidaolecongqian，haimeibianchengfengzideshihou。daojishihaizaizou。danwoyijingzoudaotabeihou，shenshouanxia……jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigeqihuanyouzhenshideshijie。
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「**。」zheichaoshihuojiadixiaquanshisangshi。bushisanwuge，shishijizhi。furouweichongdewobiqiangfasuan。
womolemobozi。rede。xuehaizailiu。gaisi。gangcaineibang「zhujiaotuan」bawotuichulaideshihou，
wojiuzhidaobuduijing。tamenshuo：「nixianxiaqutantanlu。」woshuo：「nimenzhenbujiangwude。」tamenmeishuohua，
zhijieguandeng。ranhouguangboxiangle。cila——「xingcunzheqingzhuyi，beiquchuxianshiwuqiwei，qingsucheli。」
zheibushijiuren，shidiaoyu。zheishizaizhaohuansangshi。1.woshilinruan，yigeyouxizhubo。wopazaihuojiashang，
tingjianxiamianyoudongxizaifandongxi。zhijiaguatiejiadeshengyin。kadakada。kexiao，woshenshangjuranhaiyouyibaoshupian。
shiwozuihoudelingshi。wobenlaixiangliuzhemanmanchide。danxianzai……wotamajiutangzheierba。fanzhengwoyedabuguo。
yepaobudong。neijiu——tangping。wosikaishupiandai。huala。shengyinbiqianghaixiang。yiguxianxiangzhaliekailai。
kongqilituranduolegejixieyin：【jiancedaosuzhuchedifangqizhengzha，
】【huodesjibeidong：sangshimianyitizhi】【jinggao：bentizhifudaifuzuoyong——shupianchengyinzheng】womeilita。
wozhizhidao，xiamianneishijizhisangshi，hurantingle。tamentaitou。bizichoudong。xianggouyiyangxiu。
ranhou……tamenzhoumeile？zhende！yizhizuizhuangde，liezuiluchubankeya，xianqidiwanghoutuileyibu。
lingyizhigengkuazhang，wuzhebizijiuwangjiaoluoduo。wolengzhule。「……nimen，buchishupian？」meirenhuida。
danwozhidao，tamenqueshibuaichi。huozheshuo，tamenaideshixuexingwei。erbushizheigegongyexiangjingweier。
wotangzaidishang，xianggebeiyiwangdefeipin。danzheiyike，wobisheidouqingxing。wobuxuyaotao。buxuyaozhandou。
zhixuyao……tangzhe。tangzhechishupian。guangbohaizaihan。「xingcunzheqingzhuyi，beiquweixianrengweijiechu，
qingjixuguancha。」wolengxiaoyisheng。「guanchagepi。」wobashupiandaiziwanglianshangyigai。kacakacajiaoqilai。
shengyinqingcui。xiangshizaichaofengzhenggeshijie。xiamiandesangshizhongyusanle。youdequkenhuojia，
youdegancuizuodishangkouzhijia。meirenzaikanwoyiyan。wobishangyan。
qixitongdetishi：【renwuwancheng：chenggongxiyinbingqusanshiqun】【jiangli：shunyinengli（lengquezhong）】woxiaole。
yuanlaibailanyenengjiuming。zheigeshijietaicaodanle。nulihuoxialaiderenbeidangyouer。
tangpingzhuangsidefanerchengletianxuanzhizi。wohuanhuanpaqilai。paipaishenshangdehui。
guangboneibianhaizaihan：「mubiaoweiquerensiwang，shifoujixutoufang**yuan？」woduizhetianhuabanshulegezhongzhi。
「nimenjixu。」「wo，linruan。」「zhengshikaishibailanzijiu。」2.menbeichuaikaideshunjian，
wohaizaijiaoshupian。「peng！」fangbaoxuecaijinsuibolili。「mubiaoquerencunhuo！」yourenhan。wotaitouyikan。
suxuezaiqian，chuhezaihou。shenhougenzhewugekangshexiangjideren。dengguangciyan。jingtouduizhunwo。
suxuelianshangguazhezhiyejiaxiao：「linruan，nimeishizhenshitaihaole。」
「womenganggangwanchenglebeiqushiqunqinglixingdong，xianzaiqingnipeihewomenwancheng『xishengzhe』caifanghuanjie。」
wodiaozheshupian，xiaole。「nimenshilaishoushideba？」meirenhuida。danwocaizhongle。wozhijiedakaishouji。
zhibojianbiaoti：【caijiuduolian，bieguaixitongkeng】danmukaishishua：【zhubozhenhaihuozhe？
】【gangcaineiboguangbowohaiyiweiniguale！】【suxuetuanduiyouzaipaixuanchuanpian？】woqiaoqierlangtui，
guyibashengyinfangda：「caijiuduoliana，xiongdimen。」「bushishijietainan，shinitaicai。」
jingtousaodaowolianshang。woduizheshexiangtoubilegeye。suxueliansebianle。taganjinshangqianyibu，xiangdangzhuwodelian。
「linruan，nixianzaiqingxubuwending，womenxianhuijidizaishuo。」woshuo：「wobuqu。」「nibixuqu。」
「pingshenme？」「yinweiniganggangzhengjiuledajia。」woxiaole。「womeijiuren。」
「wozhishixiangsiqianchikoushupian。」「nimenguangboshuowoshiyouerdeshihou，wojiutingdaole。」
「xianzaizhuangshenmehaoren？」danmuzhale：【sha？！yuanlaishuodeshiyouerjihua？
】【bushishuotashiziyuanxishengdema？】【suxuetuanduijubenxiedetailanleba？】suxueyaoya。xiaorongliele。
xianggebenghuaideciwawa。tadishengshuo：「bienao。」woshuo：「womeinao。」「wozhishi……landelinimen。」
wojixudayouxi。yuyinwaifangyouxiangqilai：「gg！nizheicaozuo，zhendecai。」zhibojianrenshutuposhiwan。
tadelian，zaiqiangguangxianiuquchengyituanyinying。3.wogangdawanyibayouxi，shouyoudianyang。bushishouyin。
shizhendeyang。xitongtishidanchulai：【jinggao：shupianchengyinzhengfazuozhong】【qingzai30miaoneishiyongshupian，
fouzejiangjinruxuruozhuangtai】「……zhenkeng。」wofanchuzuihousanbaoshupian。yuanwei、haitai、latiaowei。
wodouxihuan。danxianzai……woxiaole。「laiba。」wobasanbaoquanniesui。hualala——sazaidishang。
xiangxialeyichangxianxiangcuipiyu。xitonglengzhule。ranhoufengkuangbaojing：【jiancedaoyichangxingwei！
】【baotiantianwuchengjiuchufa！
shunyinengli（lengqueshijian：1fenzhong）】【shunyifanwei=langfeiwuzijiazhi×10mi】woditoukanjiagebiaoqian。
yibaoshupian，biaojia5kuai。sanbaojiushi15kuai。neiwozheibonengshan150mi？shishi。wobishangyan，
xinlimonian：shan！yanqianyihei。zaizhengyandeshihou……woyijingzhanzaisuxuebeihou。tazhengduizhejingtoushuohua，
biaoqingguanlihaimeishangxian。woqingqingpailepaitadejian。「hei。」tamengdihuitou。tongkongdizhen。
「ni——nizenme……」woxiaolexiao。「wogangrengleshiwukuaiqiandeshupian。」「suoyi，shanle150mi。」
「heniyitiao。」talianseshabai。「nifengle？！」woshuo：「womeifeng。」「wozhishixiangzhidao，
bailandaodinengzouduoyuan。」zhibojiandanmuzhale：【zhuboyouxiucaozuo！！
】【tazenmeturanchuxianzaisuxuehoumian？】【zheishishunyi？！xitongtailipuleba！！】suxuezuichunfadou。
「ni……nigenbenbushixingcunzhe。」「niyeshisangshi。」wosongsongjian。「bu。」「woshirenlei。」
「zhishinimenbuzhidao，renleizuiqiangdenengli……」「shilandelinimen。」
4.wozhengdunzaihuojiahoumiannaogebo。yangdeyaoming。huayingangluo。menyoubeichuaikaile。zheicibushisuxue。
shichuhe。tashouliduanzheqiang。shenhouliugeduiyuan，quandouheqiangshidan。「linruan。」tashengyinlengdexiangbing，
「jiaochunidemianyitizhiyanjiushuju。」woshuo：「womeiyoushuju。」tashuo：「nisahuang。」
「womenjiancedaonitineiyouteshukangti，zhiyaonipeihe，womenkeyirangnihuodegengjiu。」woxiaole。
「nimenganggangbushihaixiangrangwodangyouerma？」chuhelianbuhong：「neishiweiledaju。」「xianzai，yeshi。」
wozhanqishen，paipai**。「baoqian。」「wodui『daju』meixingqu。」「wozhixiang……tangzhe。」
chuheyanshenyileng：「shang！kongzhita！」jigeduiyuanchongshanglai。wozhijietangxia。pa！houbeitiedi。biyan。
装死。一秒。两秒。
……xitongtishixiangqi：【jiancedaosuzhujinrujiasizhuangtai】【chufabeidongjineng：shiwangweishe】xitongtishishuo，
yifenzhongneikeyizhaohuanyizhigaojiesangshi。「zhiyaowobudong，tamenjiuhuilaizhaowo。」
「qiantishi……yourenxiangqiangwodedongxi。」
【fujin500mineigaojiesangshikaishikaojin】waimianchuanlaiyishengqiangxiang。ranhoushijianjiao。「shenmedongxi！！」
「kuaiche！！」「neishigeshenmegui！！」wozhengkaiyan。yizhigaojiesangshicongtianhuabanpokoupajinlai。
tachuanzhebanjiexizhuangwaitao，lianshangdaizheshiyanshishaoshangdebahen。zuilihaidiaozhebanjiezhenguan。
yikanjiushibeizhujiaotuankengguodelaoshuren。taditouxiulexiu。wendaolewoshenshangdeweidao。shupianwei。
talengleyixia。ranhouzhuanshenjiupuxiangchuhe。「aaa！！」chuhekaiqiang。danneijiahuopihoudexianggangban。
yizhuazipaifeiletadeqiang。duiyuanmensisanbentao。yourenshuaidaole。yourenzhijieniaolekuzi。womanyouyoupaqilai。
paipaihui。duizhejingtoubilegeye。zhibojiandanmushuabao：【zhuboyoukaotangyingle！！
】【zheinenglitailipuleba！！】【chuheshesilehahaha】wozoudaomenkou，kanzhetamenlangbeitaopaodebeiying。
qingshengshuo：「zaoshuole。」「bierewo。」「woliansangshidoulandeda。」5.wozhengdunzaichaoshijiaoluonaoyang，
寻找薯片。
jijiangchufa【baotiantianwu】chengjiu】【dangqiankongjianneidunjipaomianshuliang：100xiang】【shifouzhixingxiaohuicaozuo？
】wohaimeijueding。waimianjiuzhale。zhiboxinhaoturanfugaiquanwang。suxuedelianchuxianzaidanchuangli。
tachuanzheneijianbiaozhixingdebaidagua，beihoushilinshidajiande「zhengyijiangtan」。tayankuanghonghongde，
shengyingengyan：「geweiguanzhong，linruansizangdaliangjiumingwuzi。」「womenjidishiwuduanque，
dantaqueba100xiangpaomianzangzaiyikongjian。」「zheishiduisuoyouxingcunzhedebeipan！」
danmushunjianshuabao：【jiaochuwuzi！！】【bierangzhuchonghailedajia！！】【zhubonihaiyouliangxinma？！
】wolengxiaoyisheng。dakaishouji。zhibojianbiaoti：【paomianbushiming，nalairengzhewan】jingtouliangqi。
wozhanzaixiashuidaokou，shoulilinzheyixiangpaomian。「nimenshuowozisi？」「neiwojintianjiulangfeijinimenkan。」
wosikaixiangzi。huala！zhengxiangpaomiandaojinwushuili。xitonglikebaojing：【baotiantianwuchengjiudacheng！
shunyinengli（lengqueshijian：30miao）】【shunyifanwei=langfeiwuzijiazhi×10mi】woditoukanjiagebiaoqian。
yixiangpaomianbiaojia8kuai。yibaixiangjiushi800kuai。neiwonengshan……8000mi？！shishi。wobishangyan。
xinlimonian：shan！yanqianyihei。zaizhengyanshi——woyijingzhanzaisuxueshenhou。tahaizaitaishangbiaoyanbeiqing。
woqingqingpaitajianbang。「hei。」tahuitou。liandouhebaile。「nizenmeyou……」woduizhejingtou。
dashengshuo：「wuzi？」「shenmewuzi？」「worengzhewana。」6.jidijingbaoxiangle。bushiyanxi。
shizhendesangshichaolaile。putiangaidi，xiangheiyayademayiqun。chuhedaizherenchongjinwoduozhedechaoshi。「linruan！
」taliansetieqing，「nibixuqushouquekou。」woshuo：「buqu。」tashuo：「zheishimingling！」
woshuo：「nimenbushishuowoshiyouerma？zenme，zheicilianyouerdoubugouyongle？」tameishuohua。
zhijiecongbaolitaochuyigejinshuxiangquan。kadayisheng，taozaiwobozishang。
kebaojing：【jiancedaoqiangzhikongzhizhuangzhi】【chufabailanmingxiangzhuangtai】【jinruwudibailanmoshi】wolandefankang。
zhijietangxia。pa！houbeitiedi。biyan。shayebuguanle。chuheqideyaoya：「nizhenbupasi？」womeilita。
xinlimonian：buda、bupao、bupeihe。nimenaizazadi。jimiaohou——waimianchuanlaibaozhasheng。
qiangsheng、hansheng、haiyouneizhongshuxidedihou。sangshilaile。yiqunyiqunwangjidichong。erwo……haizaidishangtangzhe。
fengchuiguo，toufadoumeidong。huran。
xitongtishixiangqi：【shiwangweishebeidongjinengjihuo】【gaojiesangshiganzhidaosuzhucunzai，
kaishiraodao】womeizhengyan。danwozhidaowaimianfashengleshenme。
yinweineixieyuanbenfengkuangchongfengdesangshi……zailiwoshimiyuandedifangtinglexialai。tamentaitou。xiulexiu。
ranhou——niutoujiuzou。xiangshikanjianlewenshen。fangyuduiyuankanshale。
yourenjieba：「zhei……zheitmshishenmexuanxue？」chuheyelengzhule。tachongguolai，
yibazhuaiwoqilai：「nizenmezuodaode？！」wozhengkaiyan，yilianxianqi。「biepengwo。」「woshenmeyemeizuo。
」「nibufu？」7.wotangzaijidiwaideshadishang，shaizhetaiyang。
randanchutishi：【gongxisuzhuleijibailan72xiaoshi】【jiesuosangshiyufanyigongneng（jiamipindao）】womeidong。
jixutang。danerduolikaishiwengwengzuoxiang。xiangshiyourenzaifangbeijingyin。
dichen、hunluan、daizheyiguzi……jiaolvweier。「juanba……juansinimen……」
「bujuanjiusi……silecaiqingsong……」wozhoumei。zheibushirenshuohua。shisangshizaijiaoliu。wofanshenzuoqi，
taochushouji，dakai《dabeizhou》。waifang。ranhoumanmankaojinshiqun。tamenyikaishimeizhuyiwo。
danyinleyixiang……tamentingle。quandoutingxiadongzuo。ditoutingzhe。ranhou——tamenkaishiniu**。zhengqihuayi，
xiangyiquntiaoguangchangwudelaoayi。wolengzhule。「zhei……」「zheishineijuanshengbo？！」woganjinlushipin。
zhibojianbiaoti：【zhuboyongdabeizhouzhihaolesangshide996bing】danmuzhaguo：【sha？！sangshiyehuitiaowu？
】【zhubonishibushifaxianleshenmebudelededongxi？】wojixuguancha。
faxiantamenbozishangyouzhongqiguaidezhenzhanpinlv。xiangshibeishenmedongxicaokongde。wodiaochuxitongsaomiao。guoran！
【jiancedaocishengboganraoyuan】【xinhaolaiyuan：jidineibu，
zuobiaosuodingzhong】【shibiejieguo：renleijiliqi——suxuetuanduiyanfa】wolengxiaoyisheng。
「nanguaizheiqunsangshixingweizheimeguai。」「yuanlaishinimenzaibeihougaogui。」
woduizhejingtoushuo：「bushitamenxiangjuan。」「shinimenbitamenjuan。」「nimencaishizheichangzainandeyuantou。」
8.shiyanshidemenbeiwoyijiaochuaikai。「peng！」chuhezuozaikongzhitaiqian，liansecanbai。
jishizaipingmushangfengkuangtiaodong：**10:00、9:59、9:58……**tashoulizuanzheqidongqi，
yanshenhuansan。「renleibuzhidezhengjiu。」「womenzaojiugaisile。」
wolengxiaoyisheng：「nizheishibeisuxuepuadaonaoyixueleba？」tameitaitou，
shengyinshaya：「nibumingbai……womenyijingshule。」「neijuanbingdushiwomenfangchuqude。」
「jiliqishiwomenzaode。」「womencaishieren。」woshuo：「neinixianzaixiangdangjiushizhu？」
「yong**songdajiashanglu？」tazhongyukanwoyiyan：「zhishao……rangdajiajietuo。」
woshuo：「neinixianzaixiangdangjiushizhu？」「yong**songdajiashanglu？」womeishuohua。
zhishiqingshengshuo：「haishengjiufenduozhong。」「sizhiqian，paoyiquancaihongsaidao？」tazuichundongledong。meishuohua。
danshouyijingxianyudanaodongle。jiezhuyouxiji，kaiji，cuojian。shuxidebgmxiangqi——「3、2、1，
go！」taxiayishidicaozuoqilai。jiroujiyihuilaile。xianghuidaolecongqian，haimeibianchengfengzideshihou。
daojishihaizaizou。danwoyijingzoudaotabeihou，shenshouanxialezantingjian。「nishule。」「bushishijietainan。」
「shinitaicai。」talengzhu。wojixushuo：「niyiweizhiyouhuimiecainengjieshuzheichangemeng？」
「kenilianyigenpcdoupaobuguo。」zhibojiandanmushuabao：【zhuboyoukaoyouxijiurenle！！
】【chuhejurantingxialaidayouxile？？】wopailepaitadejian。「biejizhesi。」「buruxianyingyiba。」
「huozhehennanma？」「qishiyebubitongguanmachenan。」9.chuhedeshouzhizaifangxiangpanshangfeiwu。danmeiyong。