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《wokaoshupianchengshen：moshibailanzhengjiushijie》shishijingyanhuofengchuangzuodeyibuyinrenrushengdexuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaochuhesuxueshiwangmianlinzhetiaozhanyukunjing，tongguoyongqihezhihuizhaodaolejiejuewentidefangfa。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishengdongdemiaoxiehezhenshideqingganrangduzheshenshougandong。shizhendesangshichaolaile。putiangaidi，xiangheiyayademayiqun。chuhedaizherenchongjinwoduozhedechaoshi。「linruan！……。

精彩章节

「**。」zheichaoshihuojiadixiaquanshisangshi。bushisanwuge，shishijizhi。furouweichongdewobiqiangfasuan。

womolemobozi。rede。xuehaizailiu。gaisi。gangcaineibang「zhujiaotuan」bawotuichulaideshihou，

wojiuzhidaobuduijing。tamenshuo：「nixianxiaqutantanlu。」woshuo：「nimenzhenbujiangwude。」tamenmeishuohua，

zhijieguandeng。ranhouguangboxiangle。cila——「xingcunzheqingzhuyi，beiquchuxianshiwuqiwei，qingsucheli。」

zheibushijiuren，shidiaoyu。zheishizaizhaohuansangshi。1.woshilinruan，yigeyouxizhubo。wopazaihuojiashang，

tingjianxiamianyoudongxizaifandongxi。zhijiaguatiejiadeshengyin。kadakada。kexiao，woshenshangjuranhaiyouyibaoshupian。

shiwozuihoudelingshi。wobenlaixiangliuzhemanmanchide。danxianzai……wotamajiutangzheierba。fanzhengwoyedabuguo。

yepaobudong。neijiu——tangping。wosikaishupiandai。huala。shengyinbiqianghaixiang。yiguxianxiangzhaliekailai。

kongqilituranduolegejixieyin：【jiancedaosuzhuchedifangqizhengzha，

】【huodesjibeidong：sangshimianyitizhi】【jinggao：bentizhifudaifuzuoyong——shupianchengyinzheng】womeilita。

wozhizhidao，xiamianneishijizhisangshi，hurantingle。tamentaitou。bizichoudong。xianggouyiyangxiu。

ranhou……tamenzhoumeile？zhende！yizhizuizhuangde，liezuiluchubankeya，xianqidiwanghoutuileyibu。

lingyizhigengkuazhang，wuzhebizijiuwangjiaoluoduo。wolengzhule。「……nimen，buchishupian？」meirenhuida。

danwozhidao，tamenqueshibuaichi。huozheshuo，tamenaideshixuexingwei。erbushizheigegongyexiangjingweier。

wotangzaidishang，xianggebeiyiwangdefeipin。danzheiyike，wobisheidouqingxing。wobuxuyaotao。buxuyaozhandou。

zhixuyao……tangzhe。tangzhechishupian。guangbohaizaihan。「xingcunzheqingzhuyi，beiquweixianrengweijiechu，

qingjixuguancha。」wolengxiaoyisheng。「guanchagepi。」wobashupiandaiziwanglianshangyigai。kacakacajiaoqilai。

shengyinqingcui。xiangshizaichaofengzhenggeshijie。xiamiandesangshizhongyusanle。youdequkenhuojia，

youdegancuizuodishangkouzhijia。meirenzaikanwoyiyan。wobishangyan。

qixitongdetishi：【renwuwancheng：chenggongxiyinbingqusanshiqun】【jiangli：shunyinengli（lengquezhong）】woxiaole。

yuanlaibailanyenengjiuming。zheigeshijietaicaodanle。nulihuoxialaiderenbeidangyouer。

tangpingzhuangsidefanerchengletianxuanzhizi。wohuanhuanpaqilai。paipaishenshangdehui。

guangboneibianhaizaihan：「mubiaoweiquerensiwang，shifoujixutoufang**yuan？」woduizhetianhuabanshulegezhongzhi。

「nimenjixu。」「wo，linruan。」「zhengshikaishibailanzijiu。」2.menbeichuaikaideshunjian，

wohaizaijiaoshupian。「peng！」fangbaoxuecaijinsuibolili。「mubiaoquerencunhuo！」yourenhan。wotaitouyikan。

suxuezaiqian，chuhezaihou。shenhougenzhewugekangshexiangjideren。dengguangciyan。jingtouduizhunwo。

suxuelianshangguazhezhiyejiaxiao：「linruan，nimeishizhenshitaihaole。」

「womenganggangwanchenglebeiqushiqunqinglixingdong，xianzaiqingnipeihewomenwancheng『xishengzhe』caifanghuanjie。」

wodiaozheshupian，xiaole。「nimenshilaishoushideba？」meirenhuida。danwocaizhongle。wozhijiedakaishouji。

zhibojianbiaoti：【caijiuduolian，bieguaixitongkeng】danmukaishishua：【zhubozhenhaihuozhe？

】【gangcaineiboguangbowohaiyiweiniguale！】【suxuetuanduiyouzaipaixuanchuanpian？】woqiaoqierlangtui，

guyibashengyinfangda：「caijiuduoliana，xiongdimen。」「bushishijietainan，shinitaicai。」

jingtousaodaowolianshang。woduizheshexiangtoubilegeye。suxueliansebianle。taganjinshangqianyibu，xiangdangzhuwodelian。

「linruan，nixianzaiqingxubuwending，womenxianhuijidizaishuo。」woshuo：「wobuqu。」「nibixuqu。」

「pingshenme？」「yinweiniganggangzhengjiuledajia。」woxiaole。「womeijiuren。」

「wozhishixiangsiqianchikoushupian。」「nimenguangboshuowoshiyouerdeshihou，wojiutingdaole。」

「xianzaizhuangshenmehaoren？」danmuzhale：【sha？！yuanlaishuodeshiyouerjihua？

】【bushishuotashiziyuanxishengdema？】【suxuetuanduijubenxiedetailanleba？】suxueyaoya。xiaorongliele。

xianggebenghuaideciwawa。tadishengshuo：「bienao。」woshuo：「womeinao。」「wozhishi……landelinimen。」

wojixudayouxi。yuyinwaifangyouxiangqilai：「gg！nizheicaozuo，zhendecai。」zhibojianrenshutuposhiwan。

tadelian，zaiqiangguangxianiuquchengyituanyinying。3.wogangdawanyibayouxi，shouyoudianyang。bushishouyin。

shizhendeyang。xitongtishidanchulai：【jinggao：shupianchengyinzhengfazuozhong】【qingzai30miaoneishiyongshupian，

fouzejiangjinruxuruozhuangtai】「……zhenkeng。」wofanchuzuihousanbaoshupian。yuanwei、haitai、latiaowei。

wodouxihuan。danxianzai……woxiaole。「laiba。」wobasanbaoquanniesui。hualala——sazaidishang。

xiangxialeyichangxianxiangcuipiyu。xitonglengzhule。ranhoufengkuangbaojing：【jiancedaoyichangxingwei！

】【baotiantianwuchengjiuchufa！

shunyinengli（lengqueshijian：1fenzhong）】【shunyifanwei=langfeiwuzijiazhi×10mi】woditoukanjiagebiaoqian。

yibaoshupian，biaojia5kuai。sanbaojiushi15kuai。neiwozheibonengshan150mi？shishi。wobishangyan，

xinlimonian：shan！yanqianyihei。zaizhengyandeshihou……woyijingzhanzaisuxuebeihou。tazhengduizhejingtoushuohua，

biaoqingguanlihaimeishangxian。woqingqingpailepaitadejian。「hei。」tamengdihuitou。tongkongdizhen。

「ni——nizenme……」woxiaolexiao。「wogangrengleshiwukuaiqiandeshupian。」「suoyi，shanle150mi。」

「heniyitiao。」talianseshabai。「nifengle？！」woshuo：「womeifeng。」「wozhishixiangzhidao，

bailandaodinengzouduoyuan。」zhibojiandanmuzhale：【zhuboyouxiucaozuo！！

】【tazenmeturanchuxianzaisuxuehoumian？】【zheishishunyi？！xitongtailipuleba！！】suxuezuichunfadou。

「ni……nigenbenbushixingcunzhe。」「niyeshisangshi。」wosongsongjian。「bu。」「woshirenlei。」

「zhishinimenbuzhidao，renleizuiqiangdenengli……」「shilandelinimen。」

4.wozhengdunzaihuojiahoumiannaogebo。yangdeyaoming。huayingangluo。menyoubeichuaikaile。zheicibushisuxue。

shichuhe。tashouliduanzheqiang。shenhouliugeduiyuan，quandouheqiangshidan。「linruan。」tashengyinlengdexiangbing，

「jiaochunidemianyitizhiyanjiushuju。」woshuo：「womeiyoushuju。」tashuo：「nisahuang。」

「womenjiancedaonitineiyouteshukangti，zhiyaonipeihe，womenkeyirangnihuodegengjiu。」woxiaole。

「nimenganggangbushihaixiangrangwodangyouerma？」chuhelianbuhong：「neishiweiledaju。」「xianzai，yeshi。」

wozhanqishen，paipai**。「baoqian。」「wodui『daju』meixingqu。」「wozhixiang……tangzhe。」

chuheyanshenyileng：「shang！kongzhita！」jigeduiyuanchongshanglai。wozhijietangxia。pa！houbeitiedi。biyan。

装死。一秒。两秒。

……xitongtishixiangqi：【jiancedaosuzhujinrujiasizhuangtai】【chufabeidongjineng：shiwangweishe】xitongtishishuo，

yifenzhongneikeyizhaohuanyizhigaojiesangshi。「zhiyaowobudong，tamenjiuhuilaizhaowo。」

「qiantishi……yourenxiangqiangwodedongxi。」

【fujin500mineigaojiesangshikaishikaojin】waimianchuanlaiyishengqiangxiang。ranhoushijianjiao。「shenmedongxi！！」

「kuaiche！！」「neishigeshenmegui！！」wozhengkaiyan。yizhigaojiesangshicongtianhuabanpokoupajinlai。

tachuanzhebanjiexizhuangwaitao，lianshangdaizheshiyanshishaoshangdebahen。zuilihaidiaozhebanjiezhenguan。

yikanjiushibeizhujiaotuankengguodelaoshuren。taditouxiulexiu。wendaolewoshenshangdeweidao。shupianwei。

talengleyixia。ranhouzhuanshenjiupuxiangchuhe。「aaa！！」chuhekaiqiang。danneijiahuopihoudexianggangban。

yizhuazipaifeiletadeqiang。duiyuanmensisanbentao。yourenshuaidaole。yourenzhijieniaolekuzi。womanyouyoupaqilai。

paipaihui。duizhejingtoubilegeye。zhibojiandanmushuabao：【zhuboyoukaotangyingle！！

】【zheinenglitailipuleba！！】【chuheshesilehahaha】wozoudaomenkou，kanzhetamenlangbeitaopaodebeiying。

qingshengshuo：「zaoshuole。」「bierewo。」「woliansangshidoulandeda。」5.wozhengdunzaichaoshijiaoluonaoyang，

寻找薯片。

jijiangchufa【baotiantianwu】chengjiu】【dangqiankongjianneidunjipaomianshuliang：100xiang】【shifouzhixingxiaohuicaozuo？

】wohaimeijueding。waimianjiuzhale。zhiboxinhaoturanfugaiquanwang。suxuedelianchuxianzaidanchuangli。

tachuanzheneijianbiaozhixingdebaidagua，beihoushilinshidajiande「zhengyijiangtan」。tayankuanghonghongde，

shengyingengyan：「geweiguanzhong，linruansizangdaliangjiumingwuzi。」「womenjidishiwuduanque，

dantaqueba100xiangpaomianzangzaiyikongjian。」「zheishiduisuoyouxingcunzhedebeipan！」

danmushunjianshuabao：【jiaochuwuzi！！】【bierangzhuchonghailedajia！！】【zhubonihaiyouliangxinma？！

】wolengxiaoyisheng。dakaishouji。zhibojianbiaoti：【paomianbushiming，nalairengzhewan】jingtouliangqi。

wozhanzaixiashuidaokou，shoulilinzheyixiangpaomian。「nimenshuowozisi？」「neiwojintianjiulangfeijinimenkan。」

wosikaixiangzi。huala！zhengxiangpaomiandaojinwushuili。xitonglikebaojing：【baotiantianwuchengjiudacheng！

shunyinengli（lengqueshijian：30miao）】【shunyifanwei=langfeiwuzijiazhi×10mi】woditoukanjiagebiaoqian。

yixiangpaomianbiaojia8kuai。yibaixiangjiushi800kuai。neiwonengshan……8000mi？！shishi。wobishangyan。

xinlimonian：shan！yanqianyihei。zaizhengyanshi——woyijingzhanzaisuxueshenhou。tahaizaitaishangbiaoyanbeiqing。

woqingqingpaitajianbang。「hei。」tahuitou。liandouhebaile。「nizenmeyou……」woduizhejingtou。

dashengshuo：「wuzi？」「shenmewuzi？」「worengzhewana。」6.jidijingbaoxiangle。bushiyanxi。

shizhendesangshichaolaile。putiangaidi，xiangheiyayademayiqun。chuhedaizherenchongjinwoduozhedechaoshi。「linruan！

」taliansetieqing，「nibixuqushouquekou。」woshuo：「buqu。」tashuo：「zheishimingling！」

woshuo：「nimenbushishuowoshiyouerma？zenme，zheicilianyouerdoubugouyongle？」tameishuohua。

zhijiecongbaolitaochuyigejinshuxiangquan。kadayisheng，taozaiwobozishang。

kebaojing：【jiancedaoqiangzhikongzhizhuangzhi】【chufabailanmingxiangzhuangtai】【jinruwudibailanmoshi】wolandefankang。

zhijietangxia。pa！houbeitiedi。biyan。shayebuguanle。chuheqideyaoya：「nizhenbupasi？」womeilita。

xinlimonian：buda、bupao、bupeihe。nimenaizazadi。jimiaohou——waimianchuanlaibaozhasheng。

qiangsheng、hansheng、haiyouneizhongshuxidedihou。sangshilaile。yiqunyiqunwangjidichong。erwo……haizaidishangtangzhe。

fengchuiguo，toufadoumeidong。huran。

xitongtishixiangqi：【shiwangweishebeidongjinengjihuo】【gaojiesangshiganzhidaosuzhucunzai，

kaishiraodao】womeizhengyan。danwozhidaowaimianfashengleshenme。

yinweineixieyuanbenfengkuangchongfengdesangshi……zailiwoshimiyuandedifangtinglexialai。tamentaitou。xiulexiu。

ranhou——niutoujiuzou。xiangshikanjianlewenshen。fangyuduiyuankanshale。

yourenjieba：「zhei……zheitmshishenmexuanxue？」chuheyelengzhule。tachongguolai，

yibazhuaiwoqilai：「nizenmezuodaode？！」wozhengkaiyan，yilianxianqi。「biepengwo。」「woshenmeyemeizuo。

」「nibufu？」7.wotangzaijidiwaideshadishang，shaizhetaiyang。

randanchutishi：【gongxisuzhuleijibailan72xiaoshi】【jiesuosangshiyufanyigongneng（jiamipindao）】womeidong。

jixutang。danerduolikaishiwengwengzuoxiang。xiangshiyourenzaifangbeijingyin。

dichen、hunluan、daizheyiguzi……jiaolvweier。「juanba……juansinimen……」

「bujuanjiusi……silecaiqingsong……」wozhoumei。zheibushirenshuohua。shisangshizaijiaoliu。wofanshenzuoqi，

taochushouji，dakai《dabeizhou》。waifang。ranhoumanmankaojinshiqun。tamenyikaishimeizhuyiwo。

danyinleyixiang……tamentingle。quandoutingxiadongzuo。ditoutingzhe。ranhou——tamenkaishiniu**。zhengqihuayi，

xiangyiquntiaoguangchangwudelaoayi。wolengzhule。「zhei……」「zheishineijuanshengbo？！」woganjinlushipin。

zhibojianbiaoti：【zhuboyongdabeizhouzhihaolesangshide996bing】danmuzhaguo：【sha？！sangshiyehuitiaowu？

】【zhubonishibushifaxianleshenmebudelededongxi？】wojixuguancha。

faxiantamenbozishangyouzhongqiguaidezhenzhanpinlv。xiangshibeishenmedongxicaokongde。wodiaochuxitongsaomiao。guoran！

【jiancedaocishengboganraoyuan】【xinhaolaiyuan：jidineibu，

zuobiaosuodingzhong】【shibiejieguo：renleijiliqi——suxuetuanduiyanfa】wolengxiaoyisheng。

「nanguaizheiqunsangshixingweizheimeguai。」「yuanlaishinimenzaibeihougaogui。」

woduizhejingtoushuo：「bushitamenxiangjuan。」「shinimenbitamenjuan。」「nimencaishizheichangzainandeyuantou。」

8.shiyanshidemenbeiwoyijiaochuaikai。「peng！」chuhezuozaikongzhitaiqian，liansecanbai。

jishizaipingmushangfengkuangtiaodong：**10:00、9:59、9:58……**tashoulizuanzheqidongqi，

yanshenhuansan。「renleibuzhidezhengjiu。」「womenzaojiugaisile。」

wolengxiaoyisheng：「nizheishibeisuxuepuadaonaoyixueleba？」tameitaitou，

shengyinshaya：「nibumingbai……womenyijingshule。」「neijuanbingdushiwomenfangchuqude。」

「jiliqishiwomenzaode。」「womencaishieren。」woshuo：「neinixianzaixiangdangjiushizhu？」

「yong**songdajiashanglu？」tazhongyukanwoyiyan：「zhishao……rangdajiajietuo。」

woshuo：「neinixianzaixiangdangjiushizhu？」「yong**songdajiashanglu？」womeishuohua。

zhishiqingshengshuo：「haishengjiufenduozhong。」「sizhiqian，paoyiquancaihongsaidao？」tazuichundongledong。meishuohua。

danshouyijingxianyudanaodongle。jiezhuyouxiji，kaiji，cuojian。shuxidebgmxiangqi——「3、2、1，

go！」taxiayishidicaozuoqilai。jiroujiyihuilaile。xianghuidaolecongqian，haimeibianchengfengzideshihou。

daojishihaizaizou。danwoyijingzoudaotabeihou，shenshouanxialezantingjian。「nishule。」「bushishijietainan。」

「shinitaicai。」talengzhu。wojixushuo：「niyiweizhiyouhuimiecainengjieshuzheichangemeng？」

「kenilianyigenpcdoupaobuguo。」zhibojiandanmushuabao：【zhuboyoukaoyouxijiurenle！！

】【chuhejurantingxialaidayouxile？？】wopailepaitadejian。「biejizhesi。」「buruxianyingyiba。」

「huozhehennanma？」「qishiyebubitongguanmachenan。」9.chuhedeshouzhizaifangxiangpanshangfeiwu。danmeiyong。