《我靠祝福系统大杀四方》 小说介绍
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wobangdinglezhufuxitong,meitiandouyaosongrenyigezhufu。
yushiwozhutongshishengzhijiaxin,caibianshachashangsi。
zhupengyouzhilengqilai,baituojipinpopo。
zhubeikunhuochangdexiaofangyuandananbusi,biyouhoufu。
zhufaguanhuiyanruju,shipoyiqiezuie。
wosichusongzhufu,beiwangyouyuweixinruandeshen。
biaomeiquebangdinglezuzhouxitong,huohaisifang。
haixiangduowocaichan,haiwoquanjia。
kezuihou,tazhinengguixiakuzheqiuwo:「jiejie,raolewoba!」
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wohuodejihui,keyizaizhufuxitonghezuzhouxitongzhongerxuanyi。
zuoweiyuanqibiguihaizhongdeshechu,wopaiban:「dangranxuanzuzhouxitong!xianzhoulingdaolashiyongyuanmeiyouzhi,zaizhoujiafangdangzhonglakudang!」
zhufuxitongzijian:「kebangdingwozhihou,yinianjiunengsongchu365gezhufulee!」
wocuoshou:「neiwonengbuneng,xianzhuzijichengweiyiwanfuweng?」
zhufuxitongganxiao:「baoqian,zhufuzhinengsongjibierenni。」
woyaotou:「a?neibangdingni,duiwobenrenyoushenmehaochu?」
zuzhouxitongyechaoxiao:「shiashia,qinaidesuzhu,dayuanzhongcaihuixuantani!」
cishi,yitiaogongsiquntongzhidanlechulai:
【weiyouhuazuzhigoujia,gongsijuedingjikejiechuyuliaojiangdeguyongguanxi。】
啥?
wosibenshiyijiazhujianguoqidelaopaishipinqiye,jinnianduokuiliaojiangdatonglezhibopingtai,cairangpinpaikaohuiyishaduocichuquandamai。
nianzhongbukaoshanggongchenyejiubale,jinghaiyaoxiemoshalv?
liaojiangmiansetieqing,zhuguanquehaizaiyinyangguaiqi:「youxierenna,kebieyiweiyejiquanshizijidegonglao。」
「yaobushiwopaibantongyizhibo,wojinitigonglezheimedadepingtai,nijiusuan**lezaichuangshangniu,youyousheihuiduokanyiyan?」
zhuguanzhuliyechanmeidipaishouchengshi:「meicuo,zhuguandaren,zheiyiqiewanquandoushinindegonglao!」
henbuxing,zheigegoutuizhuli,jiushiwodebiaomei。
dangchujiumashangmenkunao,bizhewojibiaomeineituileyigeshiximinge。
ertayilai,jiuhuosugoushangleyihunnanzhuguan。
haichaoxiaowo:「wozhiyaopeizhuguanchihewanle,jiuyoudabagongzikena,niqueyaotiantianjiaban,haidetingwoxunchi,nishuonishibushigefeiwu?」
xiangdaocichu,wobujinyuliaojiangtongchoudikai,xiangzhutadalianzhuguan。
「juedingle!woyaobangdingzhufuxitong!」
zuzhouxitongnuchiwomeiyouyanguang,mamalieliedixiaxianle。
wokanzheliaojiang,moxiang:「wozhufunishengzhijiaxin,huodeyingyoudegongpingyugongzheng!」
wufenzhongnei,yizhangnimingtiezichongshangresou:【huatianshipindegaoguan,jingshuoxiaofeizhedoushidicengqionggui!】
tiezilifuyouzhuguanyucaigoushangdeliaotianjilu:【jiuyaozuibianyizuichadeyuanliao,zheibangmailianjiaxiaolingshidedicengqionggui,napeichihaodongxia?】
wangxiahua,haiyouzhuguannuoyonggongkuandezhengju,dalianggoumaizhuangyangyaodedanju,yijiyubiaomeibukanrumudechuguizhao。
yulunzhaleguo,bangongshiliyezhaleguo。
zhuguanhuangdejiafadouwaile:「xianzaishishangbanshijian!buxushangwang!bawangyedoujiwoguanshang!」
biaomeijianjiaoyisheng,jinhuyunjue。
dalaobanhuomaosanzhangdichongjinlai:「wangtian!zaigongsiyaoshangshidejieguyan!nijinggantongchuzheizhongdalouzi!nilikejiwogundan!woyaorangfawugaodeniqingjiadangchan!」
woshishigonghuo:「baogaolaoban!wangzhuguanjiduliaojiangdeyewunengli,gangcaibatajikaidiaola,zheishicaiyuancaidaoledadongmaia!」
dalaobankanxiangliaojiang:「shenme?hao!xiaoliaoa,jintianqi,zheigezhuguanjiuyounilaizuo!」
renshibiandongjikezhixing,wozaichashuijianhezhekafei,shenzanggongyuming。
biaomeizhuilaikuqiuwo:「jie,nibangwoqiuqiuliaozhuguanba!woneidoushibeiwangtianbide,woyeshishouhairena!」
wonaqishouji,bofangleyiduantadeluyin:
「wangtianhewoqingtouyihe,wojiuyaodangshangzhuguantaitaile,daoshihou,woyoudeshifazirangnidaomei!」
tadekelianzhuangbuxiaqule,linzouqianzhouwo:「nilengxuezisi,duiqinrenjiansibujiu,yidinghuizaobaoyingde!」
切,我怕你不成?
liaojiangyezhaodaowo,chouchulebantiancaikaikou:「liyin,ganggangnaozhongyougeshengyinduiwoshuo,zhuwoshengzhijiaxin、huodegongping,wojuede,neihaoxiangshinideshengyin。」
wozhuangsuan:「haha,wozenmekenengpaodaoninaozilishuohuaa?」
tayiliankunhuo:「zheidaoyeshi……zongzhi,xiexieniganggangzailaobanmianqiantiwochutou。」
wobaibaishou:「hai,wojiushitaoyanneiduidiangongdianpo,xiangduitamenluojingxiashibale。」
taweixiao:「qishinidenengliwoyizhikanzaiyanli,suoyi,wodasuanshengnizuoxiaozufuzeren。」
huidaogongwei,womeimeiduizhexitongdese:「haha,jieyeyaoshengzhilu!nandaozheijiushisongrenmeigui,shouyouyuxiang?」
xitongbobao:「meicuoe!gongxisuzhuwanchengmeirizhufurenwu,jiancedaobeizhufuduixiangchanshenglesanshiwandianganenzhi,qingchashou!」
kanzhehualaladaozhangdeganenzhi,woyoudianmeng:「a?zhei、zheinengganshenmeyong?」
「ganenzhikeyonglaiduihuansuzhudeyiqieyuanwange!」
wojidongdeyuwulunci:「neiwoyaoxianrangmamashentijiankang!baibingquanxiao!」
「dingdong!jiancedaosuzhumuqinyoufeibuzhongliu,yihaofeisanshiwandianganenzhijiangqiquchu!」
wolengzhule,mamayouzhongliu?
ketashanggeyuetijianhou,mingminggaosuwoyiqiezhengchanga。
yidingshitapawodanxin,caiyinmanlezhenxiang。
worenzhuyanleixiangxitongdaoxie,youwen:「xuanzebangdingxitongzhiqian,nizenmebugaosuwohuiyoujiangli?」
「zheishiwomendexinggui,wozaishiqianshibunengtichujianglide,zheiyangcainengzhaodaoyuanyizhufutaren、yousihaobuqiuhuibaodesuzhu,yezhiyouzheiyangderen,cainengtuoshandishiyongwo。」
wocankuile:「qishiwotingziside,benlaihaixiangxuanzuzhouxitongni。」
「buyaoqianxuma!nineixinbenshan,wotiaosuzhudeyanguang,keshihenzhundee!」
xitonghaijiangquanburenwuguizegaozhilewo:
【congjinyihou,suzhumeitiandouyaosongchuyifenzhufu。】
【suzhuyitianzhinengzhufuyiren,eryigerenyezhinengsuzhubeizhufuyici,bukediejia。】
【suzhudezhufubunengzhijiezengyuwuzhicaichan,xiaoguoyezhinengzuoyongyubeizhufuzhegeren。】
wojidongdeshuibuzhejue,lingdianyiguo,jiukaishipansuanjintiangaizhufushei。
quejiedaolehaoyoulinlandedianhua:「liyin,maomaosile!」
maomaoshilinlanjiandaodexiaotugou,yishennaihuangrongmao,shifenguaiqiaoqinren。
tamenxiangbanwunian,zaoyishibicidezhiqin。
qunianlinlanyangle,maomaocunbubuli,yuanliuliudegougouyanlimanshixinteng,haibeiwomenxichengweishijixiaonv。
jinnian,linlandezhunpopofeiyaodaotadefangzililai「kaochaerxi」,yilaijiudongshoudalemaomao。
linlanlanta,tahaizhenzhenyouci:「wodoushiweinihao!yangzhezheizhongzangxixidechusheng,nizenmenengjiwoshengsunzi?」
linlanqingweihunfusongyangbangmangquanquan,songyangquezhanxianchulemabaobense:「womazheibeiziburongyi,niqueweileyizhichushenggentajiaojing,nitaiguofenle!」
jinwanlinlanhuijia,maomaobujianle。
zheiduimuzikaishihaihuangchengshimaomaozijipaole。
kelinlannachuchongwujiankong,kandaodequeshierrenniyigunwoyigundidasilemaomao,zaijiangqilinjinchufang。
lingchenwogandaolinlanjia,zhijiantakudejinhuxutuo,shangmendejingyuanyilianweinandiquanta:「wonenglijieniyouduonanguo,kezheishiba,womenyenanguan。」
woshangqiandao:「jingchatongzhi,bubimafanninle,zheishiwomenzijichulijiuhao。」
jingyuanzouhou,songmuhaijiaoxiao:「gouyijingbeiwomenchijinduzilile,zenme,nihainengkaiwodetangbucheng?」
songyang:「nijingganbaojingzhuawoma,wogaosuni,nibixuxiangwomaguixiadaoqian!」
wokanxianglinlan:「linlan,nihaiyaohezheixingsongjiehunma?」
linlantaiqitonghongshuangyan:「dangranbuyao!nimenzheiduichushengmuzi,jiwogunchuqu!」
songmupaianerqi:「jingganduipopozheimeshuohua!niyeheneigechushengyiyangqianzou!erzi,jiwojiaoxunta!」
songyangheizhelianpojinlinlan:「laopokeyihuan,danmazhiyouyige,nibieguaiwo!」
womoniandao:「linlan,wozhufunidemaomao,sierfusheng!」
linlanxianranyezainaoneitingdaolewodezhufu,cuoedikanxiangwo。
xiayimiao,shuxidejiaoshengjiucongwoshizhongchuanlai。
maomaosuirantixingpianda,kexingqingzuishiwenshun,congmeiduirenziguoya。
danzhongshengdeniuhulu.maomaohaijidebeihuohuodasidetongyuhen,xionghendiziyachongxiangchouren。
selineirendesongjiamuzijiandaomaomaofusheng,shunjianhedebutingdaotui:「jiuminga!youguiaaa!」
maomaokuangfeizhezhuishangqu,baerrenhedeliangundaipa,canjiaozhetaochuleloudao。
linlanzhenggerendoushale,zhidaomaomaoyaozheweibapaohuilai,pujintahuaili,tacaihaotaodakuqilai:「tiana!liyin!zheishizenmehuishi?nishishenma?」
womozhemaomaodexiaonaogua:「jiudangshiqijiba,maomaoyongyitiaomingjinitilexing,neiduimuziliubude。」
linlanbaojinmaomao,yaoyaqiechi:「fangxin,woyidinghuihaohaoduifutamen!」
huijialushang,xitongbobao:「jiancedaobeizhufuduixiangchanshengleyibaiwandianganenzhi,qingchashou!」
「xitonga,zheixieganenzhiyaoshihuanqiandehua,nenghuanduoshao?」
「keyiyibiyiduihuano,suzhuxianghuanduoshaoni?」
wobenxianglikeshengjibaiwanfuweng,danzhuannianyixiang:「zheixiejiuxianbuduihuanle,wanyiyoushenmeyiwai,hainengyingji。」
meixiangdao,zheigejuedingdiertianjiujiulewodeming。
diertianxialeban,wozouzailushang,quehuranjuedeyouxiebuduijing。
jieshangsuoyouren,zenmedouzaiyongxianedemuguangkanwo?
worenzhenwenlewenziji——zheiyemeishenmechouweiera?
gangzaishuiguotanshangnaqiyichuanxiangjiao,tanzhujiuduiwoeshengeqi:「badongxifangxia!wobumaijini!」
wodehuoqiyeshanglaile,gangxianghetachao,jiugandaohounaoyizhenfahan。
bennengdiwangpangbianyiduo,yuanbenyaozazaiwotoushangdegangguan,「guang」yishengzazhongletanzishangdemigua。
miguashunjianbeizalegexibalan。
woyoujingyounudikanxiangdongshouderen。
neishiyigemoshengnanzi,shencaizhuangshi,xiaorongguiyi,yanshenfazhi,yikanjiushiyoujingshenwentidebinghuan。
yijibuzhong,tayouzaicihuhuhuiqigangguan,dahouzhexiangwochonglai。
wobatuijiupao,bianpaobianhan:「jiuminga!」
kelurenkongjuyouyanedipangguanwobeizhuisha,jingwuyirenkenbangmangbaojing。
wopinmingqiaoxingxitong:「jiuming!zheishizenmehuishi!」
xitongjinghu:「suzhu!nizheishizhonglezuzhouxitongdezuzhou!qingwenshifouyaoshiyongganenzhiqingchuzuzhou?」
「haiyongwenmaaaa!ganjindixiao!buranwodenaodaijiuyaobianlanguale!」
zhitingdingdeyisheng,baiwanganenzhishunjianqingkong,zuzhoubeiqingchule。
woniutouqukan,zhijianzhuishawodezhuanghantingxialejiaobu,yilianmangrandikanzheshouzhonggangguan。
lurenmenyerumengfangxing,kanwodeyanshenhuifulezhengchang。
kanlai,wogangcaizhongdeshihuirangsuoyourendouwubiyanewode「wanrenxianzuzhou」。
wochuanxibuyi,yurongfudoubeilenghanjintoule:「zuzhouxitongzenmehuigongjiwo?」
xitongnanguodao:「wohetayizhidoushisiduitou,meiciwozhaodaolesuzhu,tajiuzongxiangbarenqiangzou,haishuotayaozhengmingrenxingjiushibene!zheicinixuanlewo,tajijuhenshangnile,suoyicaihuicuanduotadesuzhuzuzhouni。」
wozhoumei:「ruguobangdinglezuzhouxitong,meirirenwuwanchenghou,suzhuyehuidedaojianglima?」
xitongjiaoaodao:「buhuie!bujinmeiyoujiangli,ruguozuzhoumeichenggong,tadesuzhuhaihuicanzaofanshi。」
huayingangluo,hutonglijiuchuanchuyishengjianjiao。
yigerenyingpinmingtaocuan,erzhuanghanzejieerliansandijianggangguanpixiangta。
zuzhouxitongdesuzhu,jingranjiushibiaomei!
youyuwodewanrenxianzuzhoufandandaoletashenshang,bujinlurenduitajiansibujiu,lianwokandaota,douhuigandaozhenzhenkegumingxindeyane。
duokanjiyan,shenzhixiangoutu。
zheizuzhoudexiaolikezhengouqiangde。
woduodaoyipangguanchaqingkuang,xitongyeshuochulezuzhouxitongdejibenguize:
【bangdingzuzhouxitonghou,suzhumeitianbixuzuzhouyiren。】
【zuzhoubukezhijieduorenxingming。】
【yigerenzhinengbeisuzhuzuzhouyici,bukediejia。】
tingdaozheili,wosonglekouqi——zhishaobiaomeimeifatiantianzuzhouwo。
haiyou,zuzhouxitongbingbuzhidaowomenyouganenzhijianglijizhi。
cike,tayinggaiyexiangbutongwoshizenmeduoguozuzhoude。
zhitingbiaomeibianpaobianbengkuidama:「shenmegoupixitong!woshoubulele!woyaojieyue!」
zhufuxitongwunaidigaosuwo:「zuzhouxitongyidanbangding,chufeitayuanyifangguosuzhu,fouzeshiwufajieyuede。」
kanzhebiaomeibentaodebeiying,wojingchuleyishenlenghan——xinghaodangshi,woxuanzelezhufuxitong。
suiranbiaomeimeifazaiyongxitongzuzhouwo,dantajuebuhuijiuzheiyangbaxiu。
tadexiayigezuzhouduixiang,yinggaijiushiwomama。
我靠祝福系统大杀四方