我妈是个大嘴巴
《我妈是个大嘴巴》 小说介绍
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womashigedazuiba，wopingshidoufangzheta。
danqianfangwanfang，haishibeiwomazhidaolingdaodandujiwozhanggongzideshier。
getian，gongsijiuchuanyanwogenlingdaoyouyitui。
lingdaolaopofawei，bawotichuletuandui。
womakaishizhuangsha：「womeigenrenshuoguoa。」
wobaqidebahuapingzale：「meigenrenshuo？fuxinghaosududoumeinizuikuai！」
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womashichulemingdedazuiba，jialidedashixiaoshi，tadounengyijianbuluodidouluochuqu。
jiulianwoba**shangzhangzhichuangzheishier，tadounengchuandequanxiaoqudouzhidao。
weici，jialirenmeishaogenwomachaojia。
womenrangtashaogenwairenjiangjialideshier，danwomajuede，tajiushixianliaotianer，suikouyishuoeryi，renweishiwomentaixiaotidazuo。
wojibenshangshenmeshierdoubugentajiang，shengpatayouxuejibierenting。
danqianfangwanfang，yenanbaoyoushiwudeshihou。
neitian，wodaojiatuowaitaodeshihou，gongzitiaocongdoulihuachulaile，womayanjianshoukuai，xunsucongdishangjianqilai。
kandaowodegongzishi，tajingyadihanchusheng。
「qianqian，nizhanggongzile？！」
woyibajianggongzitiaocongwomashoulihaohuilai，zhiqingqingdi「ng」leyisheng，jiuganjinliuzoule。
wozaiguoqishangban，youyugongzuonenglituchu，lingdaotoutoujiwozhangxin，rangwogentongshibaomi。
kemeiguojitian，wojiutingdaogongsiyourenzaibeihouyilunwo，shuowogenlingdaoyouyitui，lingdaosidixiahaijiwokaixiaozao。
dangshiwodediyifanyingjiushi，kendingshiwomagenbierenshuolesha。
huidaojiahou，wolimazhiwenwoma，shibushibawozhanggongzideshiershuochuqule，dantajianjuefouren。
「woxiandemeishiertiantiandingzhenineidiangongziganshenme？biechuleshenmeshier，douwangwoshenshangkoushipenzi。」
我根本不信她的。
「ma，xianzaizheigejingjixingshizheimecha，suoyourendouzaijiangxin，jiuwozhangxin，zheiyaoshiranggongsiderenzhidaole，kendinghuiyoubushaorenchuowojilianggu，zheimehaodegongsi，wojiponaodaicaijijinqu，nikeqianwanbiejiwotianluanle。」
xiangdangchu，weilenengjinzheijiagongsi，wobazaizheiergongzuodexuezhangxuejieqiulegebian，caidedaoyixieneibuziliao，youaolehaojigetongxiaokanshushuati，zuizhongtongguolebishi，dedaolemengmeiyiqiudegongzuojihui。
suoyiwofeichangzhenxizheifengongzuo，shenzhihuizhudongyaoqiujiaban，jiushiweilezaizhongduoyouxiubiyeshenglituoyingerchu。
wonulizheimejiudelaidejihui，zhendebuxiangyinweizheixiexianyansuiyubaifeile。
yinci，wozaisankenqiuwoma，qianwanqianwanbieluanchuanwodeshier。
danwomayitingwozheimeshuo，zhijieyuandibaozha。
「niyoushenmezhengjushuoshiwowangwaichuande，zheishiernibanididouzhidao，nizenmebuquwentamen！yitiantiandeshashierdoulaiwo，wofanshenmezuile，nimendouzheimeduiwo！」
「nimengongsideren，woyigedouburenshi，shangnaerchuanqu！zhidingshinizijishuolouzuile，laiwozheiersaqi。zhengzheimeduoqianmeijianxiaoshunwojige，tiantianzangzheyezhede，baiyanlangyige！nimenningjiayesaer，meiyigehaowanyier！」
womayueshuoyuejidong，houdesangzidoupile。
wobatingdongjingbudui，ganjincongshufangchulaikankanshenmeqingkuang。
jianwomaweiqudezhimoyanlei，woyehuaiyizijishibushicuoguaitale，bijinggongsiguanxibenlaijiuhenfuza，yourenguyizaoyaoyebushibukeneng。
yushi，zaiwobadediaojiexia，wogenwomadaoleqian。
takanwotaiduchengken，qingxujianjianpingfuxialaile。
「nibaozheng，yihoubuhuizaiwuyuanwugudihuaiyiwole。」
我乖乖照做。
「wobaozheng！jueduibuzaihaowugenjudihuaiyini，tianjiushitaxialai，yebunengdongyaowoduimuqindarendexinren！」
「真的？」
woyanshenjiandingdixiangyaorudang，juzhequantouxinshidandandao：
「tiandikejian，riyueweizheng！ruyouqipian，jiurangwoshangcesuoyongyuanwangdaizhi！」
womapuchiyishengxiaochulai。
「chouyatou，zhidaocuolejiuhao。」
tacaquyanjiaodelei，meitouyeshuzhankai。
danguolebanshang，tayouzuochuyifumanbujingxindeyangzilaishitanwo。
「bujiushizhanggongzima，bierenzhidaoleyounengzenmeyang，hainengchilenia。」
woyaoyaotou，yuzhongxinzhangdao：
「manibuzhidao，dagongsizhichangruzhanchang，sheixinlidouyoudianxiaojiujiu，wozheigegangweiyanhongderenhenduo，yigebuxiaoxinjiuhuibeirenlaxiama。」
womaruoyousuosididiandiantou。
「这样啊……」
neijitiangongsiyaoyanmantianfei，yuechuanyuelipu，tongshikanwodeyanshendoubianle。
benyiweiwozhiyaotatashishizuoshi，buqulicai，yaoyanjiuhuimanmanpingxi，kemeixiangdaozuizhonghaishibaoleile。
moutian，lingdaodelaopolaigongsitanwang，haireqingdiqingsuoyouyuangonghekafei，keweidumeiyouwode。
kanzhedajiayigegeshoupengzhekafei，youshuoyouxiaode，wozhijuedeganga。
taluguowogongweishi，haiyouyiwuyidipielewoyiyan，xiangdaorendeyanshenzangdouzangbuzhu，zhenggebangongshiderendouzaikanwoxiaohua。
wodangshijiujuedehenweiqu。
zuoweiyigebagongsidangjiadegongzuokuang，qinqinkenkengongzuolesannian，queyinweijijumoxuyoudeyaoyanjiubeigulizhendui，xinlihenbushiziweier。
dangtianxiawu，lingdaobawojiaoqubangongshi，shuaijiwoyifenwenjian。
kandaowenjianmingdeyichanei，wochadianmeibengzhu，shangmianxiezhe「diaogangtongzhishu」wugedazi。
yishunjian，woxintiaodouloulebanpai。
「xiaoninga，nizaizheierganlesannian，duigongsidegongxianwodoukanzaiyanli，suoyibanidiaoquhouqinbuzuojingli。」
hehe，houqinbu……sheidouzhidaojinlehouqinbujiuxiangdangyubeidarulenggong，gongzicongyiwanjiangdaosiqianbushuo，yidancaiyuanhouqinbuyidingshoudangqichong，suishidoukenengjuanpugaizouren。
zhenggeqianziguochengwodoumimihuhude，lianlingdaohoumianshuoleshenmedoumeitingqing。
zhijidewozouchubangongshishi，lingdaoyinyangguaiqidilaileju：
「yihoushuohuaguoguonaozi，daonalidoudeguanzhuzui，dazuibaderenzaizhichangshangdoumeihaoxiachang。」
zheihuabuguangwotingdaole，zaichangdetongshiyetingdaole。
wozhidao，lingdaoguyishuoneimedasheng，jiushiweilegenwopieqingguanxi，bingqiezheizhongshiyidinghenkuaijiuhuizaiquanbumenchuankai。
woshenzhinengxiangxiangdao，bierenhuizaisidixiabawoxiangdeyouduomebukan。
wodizhetouhuidaogongweishoushidongxi，suoyourendoutingxiashouzhongdegongzuo，jiangmuguangjinjindizhazaiwoshenshang。
woyijingbujideneitianxiawuwoshizenmeguode，yebujidewoshizenmehuidaodejia。
yijinjiamen，wojiuchedibengbuzhule，yanleichuanzhusidebadabadawangxiadiao。
cishi，womazhenggenrendadianhualiaowomeimeideshi。
jiantayouzaigenbierenbagua，wofafengle。
「niyouzaishuoyouzaishuo，shenmeshiqingdouwangwaishuo！wogenwomeichizaohuibeinizheizhangzuibahaisi！！」
womaniutoukanzhewo，yiliandechunzhenwugu。
「meicishuoninijiushizheifubiaoqing，haoxiangshenmeshidougenniwuguanyiyang！jialidedashixiaoshinidouwangwaiche，xianzaihaole，wobeidiaoligangweile，wosannianlaisuoyoudenuliquandouchengpaomole，nimanyileba！」
「niweishenmejiuguanbuzhuzuia，shaoshuodianxianhuahennanma！」
wokudebunengziyi，yigunaojiangfenmenquandouqingxiechulai。
womabeiwozheiyangheleyitiao，ganjinguaduanledianhua。
cishidewoyijingqidetounaofazhang，chadianyundao。
wobalaiketingjianwozheiyang，ganjinbawofudaoshafashang，xintengdibaozhewowen：
「baobeiguinva，fashengshale，genbashuo，bajinizuozhu！bukule。」
tapaizhewodehoubei，wenroudianfuzhe，guolehaobantian，wocaihuanguojingerlai，yiwuyishidigenwobashuolezheishier。
wobatingwan，qidelianzhangdetonghong。
「niyoubaguinvzheishierjidouchuqule？！」
womazaiyipangbugankaojin，zhiyigejingerdiyaotoufouren。
「meiyoua，tatongshiwolianrenshidouburenshi，wonenggensheishuoa。」
「nimeishuo，neiguishuode？guinvzheishierzhiyouzanzijiarenzhidao，wozheijitianlianjiamendoumeichuguo，yemeigenwairendaguodianhua，qiqihaizaiwaidishangxue，jiuzhiyounitiantianzaiwaimianbitaotao，bushinishuodehainengshishei！」
wobayanzhuzidouzaiwangwaimaohuo，yibianzhiwenwoma，yibianrouzhewodenaodaianweiwo。
womasuozaiyibianshikoufouren，danmingxiandiqibuzu。
jianwomahaishisibuchengren，wobayichongdong，congshafashangtiaoqilaibabeizishuaisuile。
「guinvdouzheiyangle，nihaizaineilituixiezeren，nidaodiyoumeiyoudianliangzhi！wanglijuannishuohuaa！！！」
wobaqishixiongxiongdibawo**daoqiangjiao，nuhenhendidengzheta。
womazhaojiabuzhu，zuihouchengrenle。
「haoba……shiwo，shiwoshuodexingleba……nizheimedengzhe**ma？wojiusuikouyishuo，sheizhidaohuichuzheidangzishier。」
「nizenmegenwairenshuode？」
「wo……wojiushuowoguinvyoubenshi，renjialingdaoqizhongta，teyijitajiaqian……」
wotingbuxiaqule，zhijiedaduanleta。
「nishizheimeshuodema？nizhidaowotongshizaibeihoudouzenmejiangdema？shuowoshige**，gouyinshangsi，kaojirenjiadangqingfumouli！niyaozhishishuowozhanggongzile，renjiahuichuandezheimelipuma！」
我妈心虚地反驳我。
「nijiuyigeerbende，danweizheimeduomingxiaoshengdoumeizhanggongzi，jiujinizhangle，renkendingjuedexiqiaoa，jiuzheimeshuonilebei，nengguaiwoma？」
wobeitaduidexiaochushenglai。
「hahahahawoerbende……woerbendezhanggongzijiushibeiqianguizehahahahaha……wodenuliheyejizaixuelimianqianyiwenbuzhi，wojiuhuogaibeima**，huogaizuolengbandeng，quandoushiwozuiyouyingde！hahahahahaha……」
woxiaodefadian，lianweidouzaichouchou。
我爸眼眶都红了。
「guinv，zheibushinidecuo，doushibadecuo，shibameikanhaonima，wodehaoguinv。」
tashuozhe，xintengdibaozhewoku。
wushunankandejiyizaiwonaohaizhongshanxian，xiangdaocongxiaodaodajiuyinweiwomazheizhangdazuiba，haidequanjiadoumeihaoriziguo，wodeweijiuyizhenzhenjiaotong。
xiaoxuedeshihou，wobakaiguoyijiamianguan，shengyixiangdanghuobao，womadaochugenrenxianbaiwobayoudumenmifang，jieguomeiguoduojiu，wojiafujinjiuduolehaojigemianguan，weidaodouyimoyiyang，yingshengshengbawobadediangaokuale。
woshangchuzhongneihuierrenyuantehao，pengyouhenduo，qizhongbufayounansheng。womajiugenrenshuowozaolian，haihuanguohaojigenanpengyou。
daxuedeshihou，woyaoqinganliandexuezhanglaiwojiachifan，jieguowomabawocongxiaodaodadeqiushishuolegebian，haishuowocongxiaojiuxihuanhuannanpengyou，congcixuezhangzaiyemeizhaowoliaoguotian。
beiqinmabeicideshiqingtaiduotaiduo，woshenzhiyiduxianggentaduanjueguanxi，dannianjitashengwoyangwo，bianyizhirenzhe。
danwowulunyexiangbudao，youyitianwodeqiantuhuibeitaduansongdiao！
cikewozhendehenta，qiansuoweiyoudehen！
yixiangdaowozhengqudaodeyiqiedemeihao，douhuibeitaqinshouzhanduan，wobiangandaojuewang，zhenggerentanzaishafashangyidongbudong，liankudoujuedefeili。
womajianwoxiangsileyiyangtangzaineier，youxiepale，zoudaowoshenbian，dishengxiyudigenwodaoqian。
「duibuqiqianqian，mamazhidaocuole，nibiehewo，mamayihoubushuonideshile，nizhanqilaizouzou，biehewoa！」
「woyebuzhidaoshiqinghuifazhanchengzheigeyangzi，nishiwonver，wozuoshenmedoushiweilenihaoa。」
「wojiushigenrenxianliaotian，sheizhidaohuichuandaonigongsili，nimenlingdaoyezhenshide，yinweijijuxianhuajiubanidiaozoule，yetaibadaoleba。」
tayueshuoyuelizhiqizhuang，youbazerentuidaolingdaohetongshitoushang。
「yaowoshuo，guigenjiedihaishinitongshidewenti，sidixiadexianhuazenmehaixuejilingdaotingni？lingdaoyeshigesixinyan，tingtingjiudelebei，haidanghuishierle，zheimedadegongsixianhuakendingbushao，tajingranweilejijuhuajiaoshangjingle！」
woyijingbuxiangzaitingtataotao，tayongyuandoubuhuirenweizijidexingweiduomeelie，yebujuedetajiwodeshenghuodailaiduodadedaji。
meiyourennengjiaoxingyigezhuangshuideren。
wotuozhepibeideshenzihuilefangjian，bazijimengzaibeizili，shenmedoubuxiangshuo，yeshenmedoubuyuanxiang。
gezhemen，wotingdaowobaxiongwoma，haibashenmedongxizale。
「nikanbudaoguinvbeinibichengshenmeyanglema？haizaineilijiaobian！feiyaobatabisicaixingshiba！」
「weilezuohaozheigegongzuo，tatiantianqizaotanheide，tafendoulezheimejiu，jiuyinweinizheizhanglanzuiquanbaifeile，guinvdeqiantuquanbeinihuile！」
「yiqianhaiwojiusuanle，xianzaihaidaohaizitoushang，nitaniangdejiushigehairenjing，zhenggejiadouyaobeinituokuale，nihaizaineierbuzhihaodaidishuoshuoshuo！」
womayeyishengbiyishenghoudeda。
「nimenshenmeshierdoulaiwo，wojiubuxin，liangjuhuahainengbarenyansi！fashengzheigeshier，woshiyouzeren，neiwobudaoqianlema！」
「nimenjiuzhangzhewoshigefurenhaoqifu，nizheimeyouzhong，zheimexihuandabaobuping，zenmebuqumatatongshimatalingdaoqu，zheishiernandaoquanshiwoyigerendecuoma！」
wobameiyouzaishuohua，menwaichenmolehaojiu。
woxiang，tayechedijuewangleba。
meicifashengzheizhongshi，womadoushibutongbuyangdidaogeqian，ranhouyijiuwoxingwosu。
zaitayanli，jiarendeyinsishitazuidadetanzi，zhiyoujiangzheixiedeshihou，tacainengdedaogengduodeguanzhu。
henduoshihouwodoujuede，tabushibudongdezunzhongyinsi，tashizhendebingle。
genyigeyoudumuqinbangzaiyiqi，riziyongyuandoubuhuiyoushengji。
jingguobeilingdaoyinyangneijianshi，wozaigongsidemingshengyechoule。
xinbumendelingdaoyeshinande，jianwojiugenjiandaowenshenyiyang，shengpagenwocheshangyidianguanxi。
xintongshiyigegekanzheheheqiqide，beidilimeishaoyilunwo。
youshihoutamensanwugerenjuzaiyiqiliaotian，yijianwolailejiuganjinjiazhuangmangshiqing，haihuxiangshiyansetouxiao，
bumenjucandoumeirenjiaowo，jiulianzhiweibiwodide，douhuishihuanwoliangxia，haoxiangzhetengwoshitamendelequyiyang。
judadexinliluochahetongshideguli，rangwoyuelaiyueyayi，shouzheyifenhaowuqiantudegangweiyijingmeiyourenheyiyile，yushizuizhongbudeyicizhi。
zaijiadezheiduanshijian，shenghuoyebingbutaiping。
womazhidaozheicishiqingnaodale，huoxushichuyukuijiu，tameitiangenwoshuohuadouhenxiaoxinyiyi，haihuibianzhefaerdizuoxiehaochide。
jitianxialai，woduitadeqixiaoleyixie，yiweizheicijinglirangtayexiqulejiaoxun，yihouzuibakeyiguandeyandianer，jieguowoyouzailoudaolitingtagenmoshengrenbaguameimei，wocaishenkedimingbai，tashibuhuigaide。
wulunwomazaizenmetaohaowo，wodoubuxiangzaigentalache。
zhongyu，womayebengbuzhule。
neitianwobazijiguanzaiwoshili，womaqiaomenjiwosongchide，danwoxinqinghencha，shenmeyechibuxia。
wojujuerangwomajinmen，jieliansicihou，tazhijienayaochikaisuo，bamenchuaikaile。