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第1章1
fengzhirujingbiaoyanyinyangxiuqianri，liukouturanchuangruwodeguifang。
tamenzasuiwoshougu，jielvecaiwuliqu。
fuqinshenyecongjiusiganhui，lianhuansanpikuaimaqinglaituiyinyuyi。
xiaomeiweizhaotiwojieguyongdeheizhenzhu，maoxianqianrushenhai。
dangye，wojianshixiuhua，xiushangluonvturankaikou：“kuaitao！nijiajiangyoudahuo！”
xiubuzirandechanei，huozhongyingzhaochuxiaomeihefuqindeshenying：
“liukouduidajiexiashouweimiantaihenlexie。”
“nvziqipeimiansheng？daiyunlangdingtinijiemiansheng，ruchaoweiguan、fenghoubaixiang，nibiannengdanggaomingfuren。cikeburongxinci！”
“neizaihuiledajiedelian，baleyifurengdaocaishikou。woyizherenpeiyao......”
wotujuetianxuandizhuan，zaidaozaidi。
01
“guniang，nizenmeyigerenzaizheier？”
wosesuozaizhumiexia，quanshenzhibuzhudizhandou，genbenbugantaitou。
lianshangdeshangkouxiangbeihuoliaoguoyiban，tengdezuanxin。
“xipinenroude，dingshinajiaqianjin，touqingbeizhuolexianxing？”
renqunjianjianjulongguolai，ciqibifudexiaosheng，xiangjiandaozhajinwodexinwo。
zhumiezaituisangjiandiaoluo，wo**deshentibaoluzaizhongrenyanqian。
xiuruyujuewangruxiongyongdechaoshui，putiangaididijiangwoyanmei。
wozhijuetianxuandizhuan，manliantonghong，yanleizhibuzhudizaiyankuanglidazhuan。
renqunzhongbuzhishisheishuodao，“qiaozhexiangshixianjiaxiufangdeda**。”
“wobushi！”wojinghuangshicuodijimangpieqingguanxi。
neirenquefachuyizhenlengxiao：“xianfeixianjiusuibianshijiangnanzuihaodexiuniang，zichuangyinyangxiu，guohoushishenbufu，haikeyinlaiwangzhezhihunweijiexiangsi。”
tazhuanguoshen，duizhezhouweiderenjixushuodao：“tabuguoshige**bale。”
turan，yipenzangshuipitougailiandipoleguolai，renqunzhongbaofachugengdadechaoxiaosheng。
woquansuozaidishang，renyouleishuiyuwushuijiaozhizaiyiqi。
“zhushou！neishiwonver！”zheishi，fuqindaole，“dingshineiqunliukouyouchuangjinwojia。”
xiaomeidaizheweimao，yibabaozhuwo，“jiejie，biepa。”
womanxindexiukuiyujuewang，zhihenbudenenglikecongsuoyourendeshixianzhongxiaoshi。
“bu......wobushi......qiunimen......buyaokan......”
woshuangshouwuzhelian，shengyinzaoyibiandezhiliposui。
“dousanle！kanshenmekan！”fuqinhuanlaijiading，“dai**huifu，kuai！”
wocongguifangzhongyouyouzhuanxing，quruyongshangxintou。
wozhuaqizhuoshangdejianzi，xiangyaoyongtajieshuzheitongkudeyiqie。
raner，shougudejutongshunjianchuanbianquanshen，jianzi“pada”yishengdiaoluozaidi。
jiuzaizheishi，qiangshangdexiuxiangturanfanqihuoguang，jinjiezhe，menbiandetouming。
fuqindeshengyinqingxichuanlai：“zanshibuyaozhihaotadeshang，miandeduoshengshiduan！mianshengzhishi，jiujiaojiyunlang。”
xiaomeidechouqishengjinsuiqihou：“qiaozhejiejieneibanmoyang，woyouxieburen。”
fuqinjixushuo：“meishier，zheixiatahuianfendaizaihouyuanle。daiyunlangchenggong，gaomingfurenzhiweiziranguini，daoshihouweinijiexungehaoqinshi，yesuanshiyizhongbuchang。”
wangzhehuaweihuijindexiuxiang，woxinzhongdebeitongzaiyewufayizhi，leishuijuedierchu，shishengtongkuqilai。
fuqinhexiaomeitingdaokusheng，kuaibuchongjinfangnei。
fuqinjiangwojinjinbaozaihuaili，qingshenghongdao：“xiaoyatongma，buku，diediezai，diedieyongyuanbaohuni。”
wokudeyuefaxiongmeng，xiaomeiyemanghanlaiyuyi：“jidajieyongzuihaodemafeisan。”
kanzhefuqinneizhangcixiangdelian，womanxinyihuo，shizaiwufaxiangxintahuizuochuneizhongshi。
wotantebuandishitan：“wodeshouhainengquanyuma？”
fuqinquebuganzhishiwodeyanjing，guolehaoyihuiercaihuida：“yidingneng。”
yinvjiwoshangyaoshi，wotengderenbuzhu**chusheng。
kanzhewolianshangneidaozhengningdeshangkou，fuqinjinzhangdezuanjinlequantou，xiaomeizeyongshouwuzhulian，burenzaikan。
“diedie，woxiangchujia。”xiangqicaishikoufashengdeshi，wodeyanleizhibuzhudiliuzhe。
“buyaoqingyifangqi，nishixianjiada**。”fuqindeshengyinzhongtouchujifenrouqing，“nimuqinzouhou，niyirenkangqilezhenggejia，jiangxianjiaxiufangzhongxinzhenxing。haizichuangyinyangxiu，lingwushurenzantan。”
wodixiatou，suiliedeshougufangfozaishiketixingwo，woyongyuandoubunengzaicixiule。
02
wobeiyuyiguanxiaanhuntang，hunshuiguoqu。
buzhiguoleduojiu，shangkouchuchuanlaizuanxindejutong，womengranjingxing。menhaibaochizhetoumingdezhuangtai。
xiaomeiyanjinghongzhong，chezhefuqindeyixiu，jiqiediwendao：“dajiedouzheiyangle，haiyaozaoyaotahewudajiayouran，wushenziqideshangdiaoerwangma？”
fuqinchenyinpianke，caihuanhuankaikou：“wudajiazhichinijiezishu，xianglaiyebushigehaoren。youlezheigeyaoyan，taliangyihouyehuibixian。”
wohoubeifaleng，zenmeyemeixiangdaofuqinhuixiangchuruciduji。
wudajiashiwodeshifu，zaixiufangkuibenshi，qingjinsuoyouzizhuwo。
wushenzibeirenjiaoshegen——rucebeitoukan，niangjiaderenqinshouchuzhide。
congci，wudajiabianchanmianbingta，sinianwangqi。ruoshitazhidaozheizhongyaoyan，pabudeqisi。
wozhengzhazhexiangzaichuangshangqishen，kequanshenquexiangbeiguanleqianyiyangchenzhong，shibushangyidianliqi。
wozhangkaizui，quefaxianhanbuchushengyin——tamenweilewoyayao。
bunengrangtamendecheng，yaozuzhitamen！
yizhongshenshendekongjuhejuewangyongshangxintou，wobazhuoshangdedongxiquansaodaodixia，zijiyediedaozaidi。
fuqinyuxiaomeijimangganlai。
“xiaoya，nalibushufuma？”fuqinjiangwobaodaochuangshang，conghuaizhongtaochuyichuanfensedemingzhu，daizaiwodebozishang。
“zheishijinniancongdonghaijingongshanglaidezhuzi，yichuanbeibixiashangcijilemingguifei，lingyichuanjini。”
wonaguandeshangmingzhu，yongshouzhizhezijidezui。
“jie，kuaishuiba，dengnishuiyijueqilai，sangzijiuhaole。zheixiangliannidaizhezhenhaokan。”
xiaomeiqingshenganweizhewo，rangyinvguolaijiwozhazhen，woduoshanbuji，zaicihunshuileguoqu。
dengwoxinglai，menwaidelianggeshinvzhengjiaotoujieer。
“吴大家去了。”
“nishuoda**shibushizhende......”
“neihaiyoujia......”
woshunjianruzhuibingku，naozhong“hong”deyishengjuxiang，siyouqianwandaojingleizaitouluneizhakai。
wudajiadeshenyingruchaoshuibanyongruwodenaohai。
neigecengjingduiwohehuruwei、qingjinsuoyoudeshifu，rujinjingbeifuzherucibukandemaming，zhangmianyudixia。
“enshiduibuzhu！wolianweininjinxiaodejihuidouweicengyouguoa！”
wogengyanbuyi，leishuihenkuaibianjintoulezhenjin。
“da**，yunlanglaile。”shinvtongchuan，xuyuzhijian，yunlangbianxianlianerru。
我连忙擦干眼泪。
yunlangfangsidaxiao：“bixiaduixiuhuazanbujuekou，yaozhongshangyuwoni。nibixugaosuwoyinyangxiudeaomi，rangwozaiyuqianyizhanfengcai。”
takuangwangdiyongjiantiaoqiwodefasi：“wokeshijiangnandiyizhizaofangdeduzi，nibuyuanjiawo，quexiangjilianwangzuogecefei？”
womanqiangnuhuo，chaotahenhencuilekoutuomo，lianwangnianyuliuxun，yishenhualiubing。
yunlangbaonu，yibukualai，taishoubianshiliangjixiangliangdeerguang：“**！jiannijiufan，jinghaiganjuwotiqin？”
woxushiyijiu，turancongchuangshangbaoqi，sisiyaozhutadeshouwan。
yunlangfachushazhubandecanjiao，yindefuqinhexiaomeiwenshengganlai。
“tashilijiaduzi，shenfenhedengzungui，nijingganshangta！likesongkou！”
fuqinlachebudongwo，jielianshanlewolianggeerguang。
woyaojinyaguan，sihaobukensongkou，yanzhongranshaozhekegudehenyi。
fuqinnubukee，helingjiading：“jiwoshijingda！henhendida！”
jiadingdegunbangyudianbanluozaiwoshenshang，jutongruliehuobanmanyanquanshen，danwoyiransisiyaozhubufang。
fuqinborandanu：“haibuxiangyunlangpeizui？”
woshizhonglengyanxiangdui，bufayiyan。
fuqinchedishiqulizhi：“jixuda！zheizhongninv，dasiyeba！”
gunbangzaicirubaofengzhouyubanluoxia，zuanxindetengtongshiwoyanqianyipianqihei，yishiruchaoshuibantuiqu，wozhuiruwubiandeheian。
dangwozaiduzhengkaishuangyan，faxianzijiyibeilaolaokunzaizhulongzhizhong。
fuqinhexiaomeizhanzaipangbian，zhunbeijiangwochenrutangdi。
juewangyubuganruchaoshuibanyanmeilewodexinfang，nandaowo，jiuyaozheiyangbumingbubaidisiquma？
03
xiaoxizaizhenshangxijuankailai，zhuanyanjian，tangbianyibeiweideshuixiebutong。
wobeiqiuzaizhulongzhizhong，bijianquanshizhusaowei。
fuqinzhanzaiyipang，miansecanbai，fangfozaiyiyezhijianlaoleshisui。
“jiushita，gangcongxiaoguanguanlituochulaide**！”
“wudajiadelemashangfeng，shiguhaiweiliangtouni！”
wobeiguanxiayayao，lianyisibianjiedejihuidoubucengyou，zhinengyongpolandexiuzizhezhulian，shituyangaijuewanghequru。
wohenziji，weiheliansidoubunengtimian，yehenzijibunengweishifubaochou。
jiadingjiangzhulongfangrutangzhong。
longzikaishixiachen，binglengcigudeheshui,ruqianwangengangzhenbanzharuwodejiaohuai。
hanyizhitougusui，fangfoyaojiangwocongneidaowaichedidongjie。
fuqindehuxituranbiandejicuerchenzhong，rutonglafengxiangbanjulieqifu。
xiaomeikanzhelongzhongdewo，liangyanyifan，ruanmianmiandidaozaidishang，zhijiehunjueguoqu。
“a——”wofachuyishengsixinliefeideaihao，neishengyinbusirensheng，gengxiangshiyitoubinsiyeshoudebeiming，zaijijingdeshuimianshanghuidang。
“xianer。”fuqinshengyinzhandourufengzhongcanzhu，neicengjingweiyandemianrongrujinbumanleshenshendezhouwen，“zhiyaonishuochuneigemimi，wojiufangleni。”
wojuewangdibishangshuangyan，buyuanzaikanzheigejiangwotuirushenyuandenanren。
fuqindeshengyinjianjiangengyan，qibuchengsheng：“niyigeruonvzi，weihefeiyaoshangjing，paotoulumian？wozhipanninengjiagehaofujun，ananwenwendiweitadalihouyuan。”
jiuzaicishi，renqunzhongturanbaofachuyizhenjingtiandongdidejinghu，yourenshengsilijiedihandao：“kuaikan！kuaikana！ta——tayaoshezijinle！”
xianxuecongwodechunjiaoguguliuchu。
dangwozaiduzhengkaishuangyan，quanshenyibeicucaodemashengbangzhu。
wuneikongdangdangde，zhiyoupingrizaifotangsongjingdejimushouzhe。
“da**，nishifushangweiyidinv，zenhuiyulaoyenaochengzheibantianfandifu？”
jimudongzuoqingroudiweiwojiekaishengzi。
sangzirutongbeihuoshaoguoyibansiya。buguo，jingxideshi，wozhongyunengkaikoushuohuale——xiangbitamenjiwoweilejieyao。
woshengyingansediwendao：“muqin，wojiujingzuocuoleshenme，tamencairuciduiwo？”
tayanmianerqi，shengyingengyandejinhuposui：“niweiyidecuo，jiushishenweinvzia！”
jiuzaizheishi，fangmenbeimengdituikai，fachuzheneryulongdejuxiang。
fuqindenuqijihuningchengshizhi，tashuaijijimuyijierguang，qingcuideshengxiangzaifangjianneihuidang：“wojiaonilaiquanxianer，bushirangnilaishanfengdianhuode！”
jimuliangqiangzhehoutuijibu，lianjialikefuxianchuxianhongdewuzhiyin。
woqiangrenzhetengtong，zhengzhazhezuoqishenlai：“youshenmechongwolai！wozhiwenniyijianshi，weishengshangxiuyinyangxiuderendaodishishei？gaiqumianshenglingshangderenyoushishei？”
fuqinzhandebizhi，muguangrudao，zhandingjietiedihuida：“dangranshiyunlang。”
zheijuhuarutongyibalijian，zhijiechuantoulewodexinzang。
suoyoudeweiqu、fennuhebuganzaishunjianbaofa，wozhuaqishenbianyiqiedongxi——zhentou、zhuoshangdeqinghuaciping、tongjing——quandouchaotamengliezaqu。
“shiwo！shiwoaoleerbaibashiqigeririyeye，zhijianbeicidexueroumohucaixiuhaode！”
fuqinbeiwoturuqilaidebaofajinu，yanzhongshanguoyisilingrenxinjingdehanguang：“haohaohao，niyiweiwozhendeduiniwujikeshima？”
shuoba，tamengdizhuanshen，duimenwaidahan：“qubatamuqindefenjuekai！”
zheijuhuarutongjingleizaiwoerbianzhaxiang。
shinvyongmashengjiangwobangzhu，jiangwotaidaomuqinfenqian。
linliedefengchuisanlewodefasi，yechuibusanxinzhongdejuewang。
fentuyibeicubaodifankai，sanluoyidi。
muqindeguanguodachangzhe，xiangyigekebudeshangkou。
muqinjingjingditangzaineili，shenshangguozhewoqinshouxiude《hexiangudengxiantu》。
qiyideshi，tadeshishenjingbufubuxiu，yinrongwanzai，fangfozhishichenshuiyiban。
neizhangwohunqianmengyingdemianrong，cikequerangwotongbuyusheng。
wowangzhemuqinzaoshoudexiuru，xinrudaojiao，yikouxianxuecongzuijiaopenyongerchu。
fuqinhuilehuishou，jiadingdailaiyigeren。
dangwotaiqitou，kanqingneirenmianrongshi，quanshendexueyeshunjianninggu——heranshineigecengjingzaduanwoshouwandeliukou。
fuqinlenglengdiwendao：“jianglaohu，nixibuxihuanmianqiandezheigenvren？”
jianglaohudeyanshenzaimuqindelianshangsiwujidandiliulian，suijixiangqiandingledingkuabu，luchulingrenzuooudexiaorong：“xihuan，feichangxihuan。”
woshengsilijiedihandao，shengyinsiliebantongku：“tashinidefaqi！tashinimingmeizhengqudeqizia！”
fuqinbilebiyan，lianshangfuxianchuyisijibukechadepibei：“sheirangtayouzheimeyigehaonverni。”
zheiyike，wogandaoquanshendeliqiruchaoshuibantuiqu，linghunfangfobeichoulilequqiao。shijiezaiwoyanqianbengta，zhishengxiayipianxuwu。
wochuixiatou，shengyindidejihutingbujian：“hao，woshuo。”
04
yunlangxuehuiyinyangxiuhou，bianfujinglingshang。
jiurihou，feigemixinchuanlai：bixiaduiyunlangjiweizanshang，fengqiweizhengwupinzhenchijujianzheng，chufenghoushangciwai，haicixianjiapaifangyizuo。
dangwan，fuqinhexiaomeiyaowofuyan。
“xianer，”fuqinshengyinshaya，“nideshinaodetaidale。huangshangjijiangweixianjiajianpaifang，wo......wobixujiangnicongzupuzhongchuming。”
huayingangluo，fuqinbianzhaolaizulao，dangzhewodemiandakaizupu。
tademeiyigezidourutongtiechui，yixiaxiaqiaozaiwozhiliposuidexinshang。
wodaoxiangxiao，wodechoushidoushitayishoucaoban，xianzaifanerguaiwo。
dierriliming，wobeisongzhizhuangzi。
jimingshenqiangtizhuangdepufuriyeshouzaiwoshenbian，cunbubuli，ruyingsuixing。
yunlangyijinhaixianghou，likelvxingleduixiaomeidechengnuo。
shilihongzhuang，pinlimianyanbujue，bujiuhou，fuqindaizhexiaomeituranlaidaozhuangzi。
fuqinshensefuzadikaikou：“xueerdepomushuo，nisuibeichuzu，zhongjiushitaqinjie。xunixianjia，xueerfangkechujia。”
zheijuhuaruwuleihongding，jiangwoshunjianjikua。
woxiangqiyunlangcengjingtiguodelianwang，bishangshuangyan，xinyisihui：“shiyunlangshedejuba？woshisibujia，nishalewogengtongkuai！”
fuqinmeitoujinsuo，zhuangchuyifucifudemiankongkukuquandao：“niyoubushaojiazhuang，zhiyaoduifujungongshun，zheibeizibuhuiguodecha。”
woyaojinyaguan，shizhongchenmo。
yanyuyiwufabiaodawoxinzhongdejuewangyufenhen，weiyouchenmocainengbaoquanwozuihoudezunyan。
fuqinzhangtanyisheng：“nishiwodenver，wozennengbuaini？zhishinimingshengyihui，rujinzheibanqingxing，zhiyoulianwanghejianglaohuyuanqunia。”
tingdao“jianglaohu”sanzi，wohunshendexueyeshunjianninggu。
neigecengjingshangwozhishen、haidanganxieduwomuqindechusheng，jingyeshiwomingyundexuanxiangzhiyi！
wokuxiaozhe，yanzhongchongmanlejuejue：“nishalewoba！zheiyanghuozhehaiyouheyiyi？”
fuqinmengdiqishen，liansetieqing，fuxiuerqu。
likaiqian，tadiuxiazuihoutongdie：“neijiujianglaohu！ruonizaifankang，wohainengjianzhengmunvgongshiyifuzhijing。”
zheijuhuachedisisuilewoduitazuihouyisihuanxiang。
wozaiyekongzhibuzhuziji，leishuiduokuangerchu，houlongbeigengyansilie：“nibushiren！nilianchushengdouburu！”
yujianglaohudehunshi，congmangderangrenlaibujichuanxi。
xiaoxiyixia，dierriqingchen，shinvmenbianpengmuqindejiayi，gaizhideyishanguolai。
wozhidejiangsuoyoubuganyutongkuyanxia，mianrusihuidiqucong。
yemudichui，fuqinlaidaowodefangzhong，wenwoxiangyaohezhongpeijia。
“wodeshoujinshengbunengzaixiu，”woshengyinpingjingdekepa，“woyaosuoyouyinyangxiuzuopeijia。”
fuqinwenyanweiweihanshou，conghuaizhongtaochuwuzhangwanliangyinpiao，didaowomianqian：“benxiangjiangnimuqindepeijiahejiazhongcaiwufenyibanjini，danyunlangshuoxueercaishijiazhongdinv，zheixiewozuobulezhu。”
womuguangbingleng，wensibudong，jujuejieguoneixieyinpiao。
xinzhonglengxiao——xianjiasuoyoujiachanbenjiugaishiwode！
“chujiacongfu，wojiangsuifujunhuishanzhai，cishengbuhuizaihui。”woyiziyiju，shengyindichenquejianding。
fuqindeliansezhoubian，yanzhongxianshizhenjing，jiershinanyizhixin，zuihoujingfanqileiguang。
“nijingranzheimehenwo，zaiyebuxiangjianwo。”tashengyinzhandou，laoleizongheng。
shuowan，taliangliangqiangqiangdiliqu，beiyingxiangshiyixiazicanglaoshisui。
wowangzheneiyaohuangdebeiying，xinzhongyongqiyisifuza，danhenkuaiyouguiyupingjing——jiwuhenyewuai，zhishengxiayipiansijidehuangyuan。
bujiuhou，xiaomeiqiaoranerzhi，shouzhongpengzhewufuyinyangxiu。
“jiejie，mohenfuqin，”xiaomeizhongyuguqiyongqikaikou，shengyinxiruwenrui，“yunlangcongjingdaihuiyimingxizi，chongaiyoujia。fuqinyeshidanyou......”
wojingjingningshizheta，xinzhongfuxianwangxijiyi。
zaixianfuzuiluopozhishi，woriritirenfengzhixiezi，shouzhibeizhenzhadexueroumohu，zhiweijitamaiyibami，zhuyikoubaizhoujiangtayangda。
yexushicongwoyanzhongbuzhuodaoleshenme，xiaomeishengyinyufazhandou：“niyezhifuqinxinyuan，tamengmeiyiqiuchaoyueniejiaxiufang，rangxianjiachengweijiangnandiyixiufang。”
wohuanhuanbishangshuangyan，xinzhongkusenanyan。
duoxiwangnenghuidaocongqiana，neishifuqindeyuanwang，buguoshinengrangquanjiaheshangyiwanretengtengdebaizhou。
tanlanyuyexinrutongduyao，qinshiletadexin，yecuihuilewomendejia。
ciribangwan，wuyunmibu，tianseanrushenyuan。
jigemianwubiaoqingdepufujihushianzhewodejianbang，qiangyazhewozouwanneiduanduanzanquefangfowujindehongtan。
xileshengcierruguiku，hongzhuyaoyeruxuelei。
wokanzheyanqianzheigecubichouloudenanren，xinrusihui。
hunlishangtatanlandemuguang，rutongdushebanzaiwoshenshangyouzou，rangwoquanshenfaleng。
“guaiguai，jinwanwoyidinghuihaohaotengainide。”tadishengzaiwoerbianshuodao，xingchoudeqixipumianerlai，“woyidingbiwudajiagenglihai。”
sizhourenshengdingfei，wohuangusizhou，neixindesijijianjianbeiyigunuhuosuoqudai。