我死后，成了霸凌者的屁
《我死后，成了霸凌者的屁》 小说介绍
《wosihou，chenglebalingzhedepi》shiyibuqihuanmofaleideyanqingxiaoshuo，youchenmotongjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhuyaoweiraozhelinweiweiguchenzhankai，yigeyiwaideshikongchuansongjiangqidaidaoleyishijie，chengweileguangmingshiliyuheianshilizhijiandeguanjianrenwu。linweiweiguchenbixuxuehuizhangwozijidemofanengli，bingzhaodaotongwanghuiguixianshishijiedefangfa。suoyourendemuguang「shua」diyixia，quandoujizhongdaolelimengshenshang。limengdelian「teng」diyixiahongle，xiangzhushudexiazi。tajingkongdikanleyiyanzijidebaowenbei，you……chongmanleshenmihemofadefenwei，jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigelingrenjingtandeqihuanshijie。
《我死后，成了霸凌者的屁》 我死后，成了霸凌者的屁精选章节 免费试读
wo，zhangxiaoju，siyuyichangjingxincehuadexiaoyuanbaling。tamenjiangwodesiwangweizhuangchengyiwai，
quebuzhiwohuazuoyilvyuanhun，bangdingleyige「pishidouguan」defuchouxitong。wodewuqi，shipi。wodemubiao，
shirangneigaogaozaishangdexiaohua，zaiwanzhongzhumuzhixia，yongpishengzouxiangtarenshengdebengtaxuqu。【1】wosile。
sizaishengmalianguizugaozhongdenvcesuogejianli，siyinshijixingxiaochuanfazuo，youyinshiguodujinghehequeyang。
fayijiandingbaogaoshangxiedeshi「yiwai」，danwozhidao，zheibushi。wopiaozaibankongzhong，
lenglengdikanzhewodeshitibeitaishangdanjia，baibucongtougaidaojiao。renqunwai，
xiaohualinweiweizhengbeitadejigegenbancuyongzhe，tayongshoupaqingqinganzheyanjiao，luchuyifubeitianminrendeshenqing，
fangfoyizhichunjiewugudebaitiane。「taikelianle，zhangxiaojutongxuepingshijiutiruoduobing，
zenmezheimebuxiaoxin……」tadeshengyinbudabuxiao，ganghaonengrangweiguandelaoshihetongxuementingjian。wopei！
yaobushitazhishineijigegenbanbawosuozaicesuoli，yongtuobaduzhutongfengkou，
haicongmenfengliguanjinlaicibidexiangshui，wohuifanbing？erzheiyiqiedeqiyin，
kexiaodixianggediyujixiaohua——jinjinyinweizuotianxiawudeshuxuekeshang，womeirenzhu，
fangleyigeweibukewendemenpi。zheigepi，yaolewodeming。linweiwei，womenxuexiaodeshenhua，
renmeishengtianjiashihao，shisuoyounanshengxinlidebaiyueguang，yeshisuoyoulaoshiyanlidemofansheng。
tayouyanzhongdejiepihejinhubiantaidewanmeizhuyi，tabuyunxuzijizhouweichuxianrenhe「wuhui」dedongxi，
baokuoshengyin。wodeneigepi，buxingdiwuranletazhouweisanmineideshenshenglingyu。yushi，
taduiwojiangxiale「shenfa」。wodelinghunqingpiaopiaodi，chongmanleyuanqihebugan。woshituchongxianglinweiwei，
xiangsilantaneizhangxuweidelian，danwoqueyicicidicongtadeshentilichuanleguoqu。jiuzaiwojuewangzhiji，
yigejixiede、haowuganqingdeshengyinzaiwonaozilixiangqi。【jiancedaosuzhuyuanqizhibaobiao，fuhe「pishidouguan」
zhongshengxitongbangdingyaoqiu。】【xitongbangdingzhong……bangdingchenggong。
】【woshinindezhuanshuzhongshengshixizhidaoyuan007，jiechengweininfuwu。youyunindesiyinyu「qitipaifang」
youzhongdayinguoguanlian，nindezhongshengxingtaijiangzanshibiaoxianwei「gaoweiyuanlingxingtai」，sucheng，gui。】wolengzhule。
zhongsheng？xitong？【shide，suzhu。danyouyushixizhidaoyuan007yewubujing，zaiweininzhongsulinghunshi，
buxiaoxindafanle「yuzhoupizhibenyuan」，daozhinindelinghunhetafashengleqimiaoderonghe。】「……shuorenhua。」
woganjuezijideguihundouzaichouchu。【jiandanlaishuo，ninxianzaishiyigepijing。】wo：「？」
【nindefuchoufangshi，jiangyupishendubangding。ninkeyitongguofushenzairenhemeiyoushengmingdewutishang，
shiqifachugezhongyinse、gezhongxiangdudepisheng。dangninchenggongrangbalingzhezaigongkaichangheshehuixingsiwang，
suoshoujidaode「ganganengliang」he「yuanqizhi」jiangnengweininzhongsuroushen。
】【xinshourenwufabu：qingzai24xiaoshinei，rangbalingzhezhiyi，limeng，
zaiketangshangtiyanyici「pigunniaoliu」deganga。renwuchenggong，jiangli「pizhiyinsediaokong」chujijineng。
】wochenmole。wo，zhangxiaoju，yigehuajishaonv，sile，ranhoubianchengleyigezhinengkaofangpilaifuchoudegui？
zheiyuzhoudejintou，nandaoshiezuojuma？wopiaodaolinweiweishenbian，kanzhetajixubiaoyan。tashenbiandelimeng，
jiushizuotianfuzesuomenneige，zhengyilianchongbaidikanzheta。henhao。wodezuijiao，ebu，wodehunjiao，
gouqiyimobinglengdehudu。fuchou，congyigepikaishi。tingqilaihuangdan，danzhiyaonengrangnimenshenbaiminglie，
wobuzaihuwodewuqiyouduomeshangbuletaimian。linweiwei，limeng，nimenzhunbeihao，
yingjiezheichangshengdade、xiangpiliantiandefuchoujiaoxianglelema？【2】diertian，yangguangmingmei，
fangfowodesiwangzhishiyichangwuguanjinyaodehuanjue。shengmaliangaozhongdegonggaolanshang，
tiezhewodeheibaizhaoheyifengyancikenqiededaoci，zhibirenzhengshixueshenghuizhuxilinweiwei。
tabawosuzaochengleyige「yubingmowanqiangdouzhengdanbuxingyunluo」debeiqingrenwu，zilixingjiandoushiwanxi，
wanmeidijiangzijizhailegeganjing。wopiaozaigonggaolanqian，qidehuntidouzaifadou。「weiwei，nixiedetaihaole，
wodoukuaikankule。」limengdeshengyincongpangbianchuanlai，tashoulinazheyibeinaicha，zhengchanmeididijilinweiwei，
「neigezhangxiaoju，zongsuanxiaoshile，yihouzaiyemeirenganzainimianqiannongchuneizhongexindeshengyinle。」
linweiweiyouyadijieguonaicha，meitouweicu：「huabunengzheimeshuo，bijingshiyitiaorenming。buguo，
zheigeshijiequeshiqingjinglebushao。」tamendeduihuaxiangcuiledudezhen，zhadewolinghunjutong。woshenxiyikou「qi」
，jiangfanyongdeyuanhenyaxia。lengjing，zhangxiaoju，xianzaibushifanudeshihou。wodemubiaoshilimeng，
jintiandegongkaike，jiushitadewutai。shangwudisijieshilishike，laojiaoshoujiangqikelaicuimianxiaoguoyiliu，
zhenggejietijiaoshianjingdediaogenzhendounengtingjian。limengzuozaidisanpai，zhengditouwanzheshouji。jihuilaile。
wohuiyizhexitong007dezhidao，jizhongwosuoyoudejingshenli，miaozhunlelimengzhuoshangdeneigefensebaowenbei。
「yuanlingfuti，qidong！」yishunjian，woganjuezijiheneigebaowenbeijianlilemouzhongqimiaodelianxi。wojiushibei，
beijiushiwo。wonengganshoudaobeiziliwenredeshui，ganshoudaobeibishangbingliangdejinshuzhigan。zheiganjue……taiguaile。
woqiangrenzhebushi，kaishidiaodongtineide「pizhibenyuan」。xitongshuo，xinshoushanglu，weilikenengbuda，
dezhaozhunshiji。laojiaoshouzhenghaojiangdaofaguodageming，yiyangduncuodiniandao：「……yushi，
guowangluyishiliubeisongshangleduantoutai，minzhongdenuhuo，dadaoledingfeng！」jiushixianzai！wopinjinquanli，
jiangyiguqiliucongbaowenbeidefengxizhongjilechuqu。「pu——」yishengmianzhangeryoudaizhedianshirungandepisheng，
tuwudizaijijingdejiaoshilixiangqi。shengyinbuda，danzuyirangzhouweijiquandetongxuedoutingdeyiqingerchu。
suoyourendemuguang「shua」diyixia，quandoujizhongdaolelimengshenshang。limengdelian「teng」diyixiahongle，
xiangzhushudexiazi。tajingkongdikanleyiyanzijidebaowenbei，youkanlekanzhouwei，pinmingbaishou：「bu、bushiwo！
shibeizi！」yigenanshengpuchiyishengxiaolechulai：「limeng，nizheijiekouyetaixunleba？beizizenmehuifangpi？」
「jiushi，hailaijibeizi，dangwomenshaa？」「zheiweier……youdianchonga。」limengbaikoumobian，
jidekuaikule。tasisididengzheneigebaowenbei，fangfoyaobatakanchugedonglai。woxinliyizhenanshuang。
danzheihaibugou。wojuedingzaijiayibahuo。wokongzhizhebaowenbei，rangtaweiweizhendongleyixia，ranhou，
youfachuleyishengduancuerxiangliangde——「beng！」zheiyixia，qingcuililuo，zhidiyousheng，wanruyishengjunhao，
chuixianglechaoxiaodechongfeng。zhenggejiaoshishunjianbaofachuhongtangdaxiao。limeng「wa」deyishengkulechulai，
zhuaqineige「zhaoshi」debaowenbei，xiangrengtangshoushanyuyiyangbatarengjinlelajitong，ranhouwuzhelianchongchulejiaoshi。
【ding！xinshourenwuwancheng。】【gongxisuzhuhuode「pizhiyinsediaokong」chujijineng，
ninxianzaikeyimonichuzhishaoshizhongbutongdepisheng，
baokuodanbuxianyu：gaokangxing、dichenxing、mianzhangxing、duancuxing……】woganshouzhetineiyongrudeyisixinliliang，
kanzhelinweiweizhouzhemei，yongxianedeyanshenkanleyiyanlimengpaochuqudefangxiang。wozhidao，zheizhishikaiweixiaocai。
linweiwei，nideqingjingshijie，congjintianqi，jiangyongwuningri。【3】limengde「shuibeifangpi」shijian，
chenglejiexialaijitianxiaoyuanlizuidadexiaoliao。tazoudaonali，douyourenduizhetazhizhidiandian，
shenzhiyourenxuezhepishenglaichaonongta。tajicixianggenlinweiweikusu，danlinweiweizhishiyongyizhong「nizhenjiwodiuren」
deyanshenkanzheta，ranhoubuxianbudandianweiliangju，jiuzhuanshenzoukai。cengjingdezhongxingenban，
rujinchenglebeixianqide「wuhuizhiwu」。kanzhelimengshihunluopodeyangzi，womeiyousihaotongqing，
zhiyoufuchoude**。danzheiyuanyuanbugou，wodezuizhongmubiaoshilinweiwei。wokaishixianggezhenzhengdeyoulingyiyang，
quantianhoudigenzongta，guanchatadeyijuyidong，xunzhaotadepozhan。taqueshihuodexianggewanmeidejiaren，
meitiandexingchengjingquedaofenzhong，dairenjiewudishuibulou，lianshangyongyuanguazhedetideweixiao。kewozongjuede，
younalibuduijing。zhidaoneitianwanshang，wogenzhetahuilejia。linjiashibenshiyoumingdefuhao，
zhuzaiyidongdaihuayuandedudongbieshuli。linweiweidefangjianxianggegongzhudechengbao，menghuanyoujingzhi。tasuoshangfangmen，
lianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshi，querdaizhideshiyizhongshenrugusuidepibeihefanzao。tazoudaoshuzhuangtaiqian，
congyigeshangsuodeshoushiheli，quchuleyimeigupode、kanbuchucaizhideheisefazan。neifazandeyangshihenguiyi，
xiangyigenniuqudekuzhi，dingduandiaokezheyizhangmohubuqingderenlian。woyikaojinneifazan，
jiugandaoyigucigudehanyi，lianwozheigeguihundoujuedebushufu。linweiweiwozheneifazan，
duizhejingzilideziji，kaishinannanziyu。「weishenmezongyouchunhuolaifanwo？neigezhangxiaoju，
silehaiyaojiwotianmafan……limengyeshigefeiwu，lianzheidianxiaoshidouchulibuhao……」
tadeshengyinyuelaiyuejianli，yanshenyebiandeyouxiefengkuang，hewobaitiankandaodeneigewenwanyouyadexiaohuapanruoliangren。
「wobixushiwanmeide……jueduibunengyourenhexiaci……renhenongzangwoshijiederen，dougaisi！」tayibianshuo，
yibianyongneimeiheisedefazan，qingqinghuaguozijideshoubei。meiyouhuapopifu，danneibinglengguiyideqixi，
sihushunzhefazandeguiji，shenruletadeshenti。wojingdaile。zheiyijingbushijiandandejiepihewanmeizhuyile，
zheishiyizhongbingtaidepianzhi。erneimeiguiyidefazan，jueduibushiputongdedongxi。【ding！
jiancedaogaonongduyuanqijuheti。】xitong007deshengyinturanxiangqi，【suzhu，qingyuanlineigefazan，
tahenweixian。】「neishishenmedongxi？」wojimangwen。【shujubuzu，wufafenxi。
chubupanduanweimouzhongjisuzheelingdemeijie。tasihuzaixishousuzhudefumianqingxu，bingfanguolaijiajutadepianzhi。
】womingbaile。linweiweidee，huoxuyoutazishendeyuanyin，danzheimeifazan，jueduishicuihuaji，
shenzhishimuhouheishou。wodefuchoujihua，sihuchuxianleyigeyiliaozhiwaidebianshu。
wobujinyaoranglinweiweishenbaiminglie，huoxu，wohaiyaogaoqingchuzheifazandemimi。
wokanzhejingzilineigemianmuzhengningdenvhai，yigegengdadan、gengfengkuangdejihua，zaiwoxinzhongmanmanchengxing。
woyaode，buzhishishehuixingsiwang。woyaode，shifudichouxin，shiliangenbaqi，shirangtasuoyizhangdeyiqie，
douhuaweiyichang……jingtiandongdidepi。【4】fuchoudehuoyanyidandianran，jiubuhuiqingyiximie，
zhihuiyueshaoyuewang。youqishizaiwofaxianlinweiweidemimizhihou，wodemubiaobiandegengjiaqingxi。woyaohuidiaode，
bujinshitademingsheng，haiyouneigekongzhizhetadeguiyifazan。keneifazanxiemendehen，
woyikaojinjiuganjuehuntibuwen，genbenwufafushen。kanlai，zhinengconglinweiweibenrenxiashou，
rangtazaijidudeqingxubodongzhong，zijibaolupozhan。erzuihaodejihui，jiushibangeyuehoudexiaoqingwanhui。
zuoweixuexiaodewenyizhaopai，linweiweimeiniandouhuizaixiaoqingshangbiaoyanyiduanbaleiduwu，neishitagongguziji「nvshen」
diweidezuigaoguangshike。erjinnian，wodefumuweilejinianwo，xiangxuexiaojuanzengleyidabiqian，
shelile「zhangxiaojujiangxuejin」。xiaofangweilebiaoshizhongshi，teyianpaileyigejuanzengyishi，jiuzaixiaoqingwanhuishang，
youxueshenghuizhuxilinweiwei，daibiaoquantixuesheng，xiangwodefumuzhiganxieci。zhenshitianciliangji。wonengxiangxiangdedao，
linweiweihuiruheliyongzheigejihui，shengqingbingmaodijiangshuwozheige「zaoshidetongxue」，
ranhoubazijisuzaochengyigeshanliang、ganen、fuyoutongqingxindewanmeixingxiang。tayaocaizhewodeshigu，
weitadeguanghuandushanggengyaoyandejinbian。wojuebuyunxu。wanhuineitian，wobamachuanzheposudeyifu，
jucudizuozaidiyipaidejiabinxishang。tamentoufabailebushao，beiyegengtuole。kanzhetamen，
wodexinxiangbeiwushugenzhenzhazhe，yuanqihebeishangjiaozhizaiyiqi，jihurangwodehuntifeiteng。【jinggao！
suzhuqingxubodongguoda，yuanqizhijijubiaosheng！】【gongxisuzhu！ninde「pizhibenyuan」
yinqiangliedeqinggan**erfashengzhibian！jiesuoxinjineng——「pizhijiaoxiangle」！
】「pizhijiaoxiangle：ninkeyitongshifushenduogewuti，bingrangtamenanzhaoninshedingde『lepu』，zaizhidingshijian，
fachubutongyinse、butongjiezoudepisheng，xingchengyichanghongdadeshengyinshengyan。」woganshouzhetineipengpaideliliang，
xiaole。laidetaishishihoule。linweiwei，nibushixihuangaoyayishuma？
neiwojiuweinixianshangyichangshiwuqianlide、youpizuchengdejiaoxiangle。lundaojuanzengyishile。wobamabeiqingshangtai，
zhuchirenyongshanqingdeyudiaojieshaozhetamende「yiju」。ranhou，linweiweichuanzhejiebaidebaleiwuqun，
xiangyizhitianebanyouyadizoushangtai。tazoudaowobamamianqian，shenshendijuleyigong，ranhounaqihuatong。
「shushuayi，xiexienimen。zhangxiaojutongxuesuiranlikailewomen，dantadejingshenjiangyongyuanjilizhewomen……」
tadeshengyindaizheqiadaohaochudegengyan，yankuanglishanshuozhejingyingdeleiguang。taixiazhangshengleidong。tayandezhenhao，
lianwodoukuaixinle。takanzhewodefumu，jixushuodao：「shengmingshirucicuiruo，womengengyinggaizhenxidangxia，
yongaiheshanliangquduidaishenbiandemeiyigeren。woxiangxin，zheiyeshixiaojutongxuezaitianzhiling，zuixiwangkandaode……」
goule。wozaiyetingbuxiaqule。wobishangyan，jiangwosuoyoudeyuanhen、beishang、fennu，
quanbuguanzhudaowodexinnenglizhong。wodelinghunshunjianfenliechengwushufen，xiangyizhangwuxingdewang，longzhaolezhenggewutai。
liangcedejudayinxiang、tianhuabanshangdeshuijingdiaodeng、shenzhizhuchirenshoulidehuatong……suoyounengbeiwofushendedongxi，
douzaiyishunjian，chenglewo「pizhijiaoxiangle」deleqi。linweiwei，nidebiaoyanshijianjieshule。xianzai，
lundaowodengchangle。【5】wodefuchou，congzhuchirenshoulidehuatongkaishi。
jiuzailinweiweishuowanneiju「zuixiwangkandaode」，zhunbeiyinglaiyouyibogandongdezhangshengshi，
tamianqiandehuatongturanfachuleyishengliaoliangeryouzhangde——「puuuuuu——」zheishengyin，
tongguowutailiangcededingjiyinxiang，beifangdaleshushibei，qingxidichuanbianlezhenggelitangdemeiyigejiaoluo。