《我死后,成了霸凌者的屁》 小说介绍
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shirangneigaogaozaishangdexiaohua,zaiwanzhongzhumuzhixia,yongpishengzouxiangtarenshengdebengtaxuqu。【1】wosile。
sizaishengmalianguizugaozhongdenvcesuogejianli,siyinshijixingxiaochuanfazuo,youyinshiguodujinghehequeyang。
fayijiandingbaogaoshangxiedeshi「yiwai」,danwozhidao,zheibushi。wopiaozaibankongzhong,
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fangfoyizhichunjiewugudebaitiane。「taikelianle,zhangxiaojutongxuepingshijiutiruoduobing,
zenmezheimebuxiaoxin……」tadeshengyinbudabuxiao,ganghaonengrangweiguandelaoshihetongxuementingjian。wopei!
yaobushitazhishineijigegenbanbawosuozaicesuoli,yongtuobaduzhutongfengkou,
haicongmenfengliguanjinlaicibidexiangshui,wohuifanbing?erzheiyiqiedeqiyin,
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fangleyigeweibukewendemenpi。zheigepi,yaolewodeming。linweiwei,womenxuexiaodeshenhua,
renmeishengtianjiashihao,shisuoyounanshengxinlidebaiyueguang,yeshisuoyoulaoshiyanlidemofansheng。
tayouyanzhongdejiepihejinhubiantaidewanmeizhuyi,tabuyunxuzijizhouweichuxianrenhe「wuhui」dedongxi,
baokuoshengyin。wodeneigepi,buxingdiwuranletazhouweisanmineideshenshenglingyu。yushi,
taduiwojiangxiale「shenfa」。wodelinghunqingpiaopiaodi,chongmanleyuanqihebugan。woshituchongxianglinweiwei,
xiangsilantaneizhangxuweidelian,danwoqueyicicidicongtadeshentilichuanleguoqu。jiuzaiwojuewangzhiji,
yigejixiede、haowuganqingdeshengyinzaiwonaozilixiangqi。【jiancedaosuzhuyuanqizhibaobiao,fuhe「pishidouguan」
zhongshengxitongbangdingyaoqiu。】【xitongbangdingzhong……bangdingchenggong。
】【woshinindezhuanshuzhongshengshixizhidaoyuan007,jiechengweininfuwu。youyunindesiyinyu「qitipaifang」
youzhongdayinguoguanlian,nindezhongshengxingtaijiangzanshibiaoxianwei「gaoweiyuanlingxingtai」,sucheng,gui。】wolengzhule。
zhongsheng?xitong?【shide,suzhu。danyouyushixizhidaoyuan007yewubujing,zaiweininzhongsulinghunshi,
buxiaoxindafanle「yuzhoupizhibenyuan」,daozhinindelinghunhetafashengleqimiaoderonghe。】「……shuorenhua。」
woganjuezijideguihundouzaichouchu。【jiandanlaishuo,ninxianzaishiyigepijing。】wo:「?」
【nindefuchoufangshi,jiangyupishendubangding。ninkeyitongguofushenzairenhemeiyoushengmingdewutishang,
shiqifachugezhongyinse、gezhongxiangdudepisheng。dangninchenggongrangbalingzhezaigongkaichangheshehuixingsiwang,
suoshoujidaode「ganganengliang」he「yuanqizhi」jiangnengweininzhongsuroushen。
】【xinshourenwufabu:qingzai24xiaoshinei,rangbalingzhezhiyi,limeng,
zaiketangshangtiyanyici「pigunniaoliu」deganga。renwuchenggong,jiangli「pizhiyinsediaokong」chujijineng。
】wochenmole。wo,zhangxiaoju,yigehuajishaonv,sile,ranhoubianchengleyigezhinengkaofangpilaifuchoudegui?
zheiyuzhoudejintou,nandaoshiezuojuma?wopiaodaolinweiweishenbian,kanzhetajixubiaoyan。tashenbiandelimeng,
jiushizuotianfuzesuomenneige,zhengyilianchongbaidikanzheta。henhao。wodezuijiao,ebu,wodehunjiao,
gouqiyimobinglengdehudu。fuchou,congyigepikaishi。tingqilaihuangdan,danzhiyaonengrangnimenshenbaiminglie,
wobuzaihuwodewuqiyouduomeshangbuletaimian。linweiwei,limeng,nimenzhunbeihao,
yingjiezheichangshengdade、xiangpiliantiandefuchoujiaoxianglelema?【2】diertian,yangguangmingmei,
fangfowodesiwangzhishiyichangwuguanjinyaodehuanjue。shengmaliangaozhongdegonggaolanshang,
tiezhewodeheibaizhaoheyifengyancikenqiededaoci,zhibirenzhengshixueshenghuizhuxilinweiwei。
tabawosuzaochengleyige「yubingmowanqiangdouzhengdanbuxingyunluo」debeiqingrenwu,zilixingjiandoushiwanxi,
wanmeidijiangzijizhailegeganjing。wopiaozaigonggaolanqian,qidehuntidouzaifadou。「weiwei,nixiedetaihaole,
wodoukuaikankule。」limengdeshengyincongpangbianchuanlai,tashoulinazheyibeinaicha,zhengchanmeididijilinweiwei,
「neigezhangxiaoju,zongsuanxiaoshile,yihouzaiyemeirenganzainimianqiannongchuneizhongexindeshengyinle。」
linweiweiyouyadijieguonaicha,meitouweicu:「huabunengzheimeshuo,bijingshiyitiaorenming。buguo,
zheigeshijiequeshiqingjinglebushao。」tamendeduihuaxiangcuiledudezhen,zhadewolinghunjutong。woshenxiyikou「qi」
,jiangfanyongdeyuanhenyaxia。lengjing,zhangxiaoju,xianzaibushifanudeshihou。wodemubiaoshilimeng,
jintiandegongkaike,jiushitadewutai。shangwudisijieshilishike,laojiaoshoujiangqikelaicuimianxiaoguoyiliu,
zhenggejietijiaoshianjingdediaogenzhendounengtingjian。limengzuozaidisanpai,zhengditouwanzheshouji。jihuilaile。
wohuiyizhexitong007dezhidao,jizhongwosuoyoudejingshenli,miaozhunlelimengzhuoshangdeneigefensebaowenbei。
「yuanlingfuti,qidong!」yishunjian,woganjuezijiheneigebaowenbeijianlilemouzhongqimiaodelianxi。wojiushibei,
beijiushiwo。wonengganshoudaobeiziliwenredeshui,ganshoudaobeibishangbingliangdejinshuzhigan。zheiganjue……taiguaile。
woqiangrenzhebushi,kaishidiaodongtineide「pizhibenyuan」。xitongshuo,xinshoushanglu,weilikenengbuda,
dezhaozhunshiji。laojiaoshouzhenghaojiangdaofaguodageming,yiyangduncuodiniandao:「……yushi,
guowangluyishiliubeisongshangleduantoutai,minzhongdenuhuo,dadaoledingfeng!」jiushixianzai!wopinjinquanli,
jiangyiguqiliucongbaowenbeidefengxizhongjilechuqu。「pu——」yishengmianzhangeryoudaizhedianshirungandepisheng,
tuwudizaijijingdejiaoshilixiangqi。shengyinbuda,danzuyirangzhouweijiquandetongxuedoutingdeyiqingerchu。
suoyourendemuguang「shua」diyixia,quandoujizhongdaolelimengshenshang。limengdelian「teng」diyixiahongle,
xiangzhushudexiazi。tajingkongdikanleyiyanzijidebaowenbei,youkanlekanzhouwei,pinmingbaishou:「bu、bushiwo!
shibeizi!」yigenanshengpuchiyishengxiaolechulai:「limeng,nizheijiekouyetaixunleba?beizizenmehuifangpi?」
「jiushi,hailaijibeizi,dangwomenshaa?」「zheiweier……youdianchonga。」limengbaikoumobian,
jidekuaikule。tasisididengzheneigebaowenbei,fangfoyaobatakanchugedonglai。woxinliyizhenanshuang。
danzheihaibugou。wojuedingzaijiayibahuo。wokongzhizhebaowenbei,rangtaweiweizhendongleyixia,ranhou,
youfachuleyishengduancuerxiangliangde——「beng!」zheiyixia,qingcuililuo,zhidiyousheng,wanruyishengjunhao,
chuixianglechaoxiaodechongfeng。zhenggejiaoshishunjianbaofachuhongtangdaxiao。limeng「wa」deyishengkulechulai,
zhuaqineige「zhaoshi」debaowenbei,xiangrengtangshoushanyuyiyangbatarengjinlelajitong,ranhouwuzhelianchongchulejiaoshi。
【ding!xinshourenwuwancheng。】【gongxisuzhuhuode「pizhiyinsediaokong」chujijineng,
ninxianzaikeyimonichuzhishaoshizhongbutongdepisheng,
baokuodanbuxianyu:gaokangxing、dichenxing、mianzhangxing、duancuxing……】woganshouzhetineiyongrudeyisixinliliang,
kanzhelinweiweizhouzhemei,yongxianedeyanshenkanleyiyanlimengpaochuqudefangxiang。wozhidao,zheizhishikaiweixiaocai。
linweiwei,nideqingjingshijie,congjintianqi,jiangyongwuningri。【3】limengde「shuibeifangpi」shijian,
chenglejiexialaijitianxiaoyuanlizuidadexiaoliao。tazoudaonali,douyourenduizhetazhizhidiandian,
shenzhiyourenxuezhepishenglaichaonongta。tajicixianggenlinweiweikusu,danlinweiweizhishiyongyizhong「nizhenjiwodiuren」
deyanshenkanzheta,ranhoubuxianbudandianweiliangju,jiuzhuanshenzoukai。cengjingdezhongxingenban,
rujinchenglebeixianqide「wuhuizhiwu」。kanzhelimengshihunluopodeyangzi,womeiyousihaotongqing,
zhiyoufuchoude**。danzheiyuanyuanbugou,wodezuizhongmubiaoshilinweiwei。wokaishixianggezhenzhengdeyoulingyiyang,
quantianhoudigenzongta,guanchatadeyijuyidong,xunzhaotadepozhan。taqueshihuodexianggewanmeidejiaren,
meitiandexingchengjingquedaofenzhong,dairenjiewudishuibulou,lianshangyongyuanguazhedetideweixiao。kewozongjuede,
younalibuduijing。zhidaoneitianwanshang,wogenzhetahuilejia。linjiashibenshiyoumingdefuhao,
zhuzaiyidongdaihuayuandedudongbieshuli。linweiweidefangjianxianggegongzhudechengbao,menghuanyoujingzhi。tasuoshangfangmen,
lianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshi,querdaizhideshiyizhongshenrugusuidepibeihefanzao。tazoudaoshuzhuangtaiqian,
congyigeshangsuodeshoushiheli,quchuleyimeigupode、kanbuchucaizhideheisefazan。neifazandeyangshihenguiyi,
xiangyigenniuqudekuzhi,dingduandiaokezheyizhangmohubuqingderenlian。woyikaojinneifazan,
jiugandaoyigucigudehanyi,lianwozheigeguihundoujuedebushufu。linweiweiwozheneifazan,
duizhejingzilideziji,kaishinannanziyu。「weishenmezongyouchunhuolaifanwo?neigezhangxiaoju,
silehaiyaojiwotianmafan……limengyeshigefeiwu,lianzheidianxiaoshidouchulibuhao……」
tadeshengyinyuelaiyuejianli,yanshenyebiandeyouxiefengkuang,hewobaitiankandaodeneigewenwanyouyadexiaohuapanruoliangren。
「wobixushiwanmeide……jueduibunengyourenhexiaci……renhenongzangwoshijiederen,dougaisi!」tayibianshuo,
yibianyongneimeiheisedefazan,qingqinghuaguozijideshoubei。meiyouhuapopifu,danneibinglengguiyideqixi,
sihushunzhefazandeguiji,shenruletadeshenti。wojingdaile。zheiyijingbushijiandandejiepihewanmeizhuyile,
zheishiyizhongbingtaidepianzhi。erneimeiguiyidefazan,jueduibushiputongdedongxi。【ding!
jiancedaogaonongduyuanqijuheti。】xitong007deshengyinturanxiangqi,【suzhu,qingyuanlineigefazan,
tahenweixian。】「neishishenmedongxi?」wojimangwen。【shujubuzu,wufafenxi。
chubupanduanweimouzhongjisuzheelingdemeijie。tasihuzaixishousuzhudefumianqingxu,bingfanguolaijiajutadepianzhi。
】womingbaile。linweiweidee,huoxuyoutazishendeyuanyin,danzheimeifazan,jueduishicuihuaji,
shenzhishimuhouheishou。wodefuchoujihua,sihuchuxianleyigeyiliaozhiwaidebianshu。
wobujinyaoranglinweiweishenbaiminglie,huoxu,wohaiyaogaoqingchuzheifazandemimi。
wokanzhejingzilineigemianmuzhengningdenvhai,yigegengdadan、gengfengkuangdejihua,zaiwoxinzhongmanmanchengxing。
woyaode,buzhishishehuixingsiwang。woyaode,shifudichouxin,shiliangenbaqi,shirangtasuoyizhangdeyiqie,
douhuaweiyichang……jingtiandongdidepi。【4】fuchoudehuoyanyidandianran,jiubuhuiqingyiximie,
zhihuiyueshaoyuewang。youqishizaiwofaxianlinweiweidemimizhihou,wodemubiaobiandegengjiaqingxi。woyaohuidiaode,
bujinshitademingsheng,haiyouneigekongzhizhetadeguiyifazan。keneifazanxiemendehen,
woyikaojinjiuganjuehuntibuwen,genbenwufafushen。kanlai,zhinengconglinweiweibenrenxiashou,
rangtazaijidudeqingxubodongzhong,zijibaolupozhan。erzuihaodejihui,jiushibangeyuehoudexiaoqingwanhui。
zuoweixuexiaodewenyizhaopai,linweiweimeiniandouhuizaixiaoqingshangbiaoyanyiduanbaleiduwu,neishitagongguziji「nvshen」
diweidezuigaoguangshike。erjinnian,wodefumuweilejinianwo,xiangxuexiaojuanzengleyidabiqian,
shelile「zhangxiaojujiangxuejin」。xiaofangweilebiaoshizhongshi,teyianpaileyigejuanzengyishi,jiuzaixiaoqingwanhuishang,
youxueshenghuizhuxilinweiwei,daibiaoquantixuesheng,xiangwodefumuzhiganxieci。zhenshitianciliangji。wonengxiangxiangdedao,
linweiweihuiruheliyongzheigejihui,shengqingbingmaodijiangshuwozheige「zaoshidetongxue」,
ranhoubazijisuzaochengyigeshanliang、ganen、fuyoutongqingxindewanmeixingxiang。tayaocaizhewodeshigu,
weitadeguanghuandushanggengyaoyandejinbian。wojuebuyunxu。wanhuineitian,wobamachuanzheposudeyifu,
jucudizuozaidiyipaidejiabinxishang。tamentoufabailebushao,beiyegengtuole。kanzhetamen,
wodexinxiangbeiwushugenzhenzhazhe,yuanqihebeishangjiaozhizaiyiqi,jihurangwodehuntifeiteng。【jinggao!
suzhuqingxubodongguoda,yuanqizhijijubiaosheng!】【gongxisuzhu!ninde「pizhibenyuan」
yinqiangliedeqinggan**erfashengzhibian!jiesuoxinjineng——「pizhijiaoxiangle」!
】「pizhijiaoxiangle:ninkeyitongshifushenduogewuti,bingrangtamenanzhaoninshedingde『lepu』,zaizhidingshijian,
fachubutongyinse、butongjiezoudepisheng,xingchengyichanghongdadeshengyinshengyan。」woganshouzhetineipengpaideliliang,
xiaole。laidetaishishihoule。linweiwei,nibushixihuangaoyayishuma?
neiwojiuweinixianshangyichangshiwuqianlide、youpizuchengdejiaoxiangle。lundaojuanzengyishile。wobamabeiqingshangtai,
zhuchirenyongshanqingdeyudiaojieshaozhetamende「yiju」。ranhou,linweiweichuanzhejiebaidebaleiwuqun,
xiangyizhitianebanyouyadizoushangtai。tazoudaowobamamianqian,shenshendijuleyigong,ranhounaqihuatong。
「shushuayi,xiexienimen。zhangxiaojutongxuesuiranlikailewomen,dantadejingshenjiangyongyuanjilizhewomen……」
tadeshengyindaizheqiadaohaochudegengyan,yankuanglishanshuozhejingyingdeleiguang。taixiazhangshengleidong。tayandezhenhao,
lianwodoukuaixinle。takanzhewodefumu,jixushuodao:「shengmingshirucicuiruo,womengengyinggaizhenxidangxia,
yongaiheshanliangquduidaishenbiandemeiyigeren。woxiangxin,zheiyeshixiaojutongxuezaitianzhiling,zuixiwangkandaode……」
goule。wozaiyetingbuxiaqule。wobishangyan,jiangwosuoyoudeyuanhen、beishang、fennu,
quanbuguanzhudaowodexinnenglizhong。wodelinghunshunjianfenliechengwushufen,xiangyizhangwuxingdewang,longzhaolezhenggewutai。
liangcedejudayinxiang、tianhuabanshangdeshuijingdiaodeng、shenzhizhuchirenshoulidehuatong……suoyounengbeiwofushendedongxi,
douzaiyishunjian,chenglewo「pizhijiaoxiangle」deleqi。linweiwei,nidebiaoyanshijianjieshule。xianzai,
lundaowodengchangle。【5】wodefuchou,congzhuchirenshoulidehuatongkaishi。
jiuzailinweiweishuowanneiju「zuixiwangkandaode」,zhunbeiyinglaiyouyibogandongdezhangshengshi,
tamianqiandehuatongturanfachuleyishengliaoliangeryouzhangde——「puuuuuu——」zheishengyin,
tongguowutailiangcededingjiyinxiang,beifangdaleshushibei,qingxidichuanbianlezhenggelitangdemeiyigejiaoluo。
我死后,成了霸凌者的屁