《我师兄实在太稳健了》 小说介绍
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蓝灵娥做个梦。
menglimiantabeiyiweilaoshenxianshouzuoletudi,haidaihuileshenxiandezhusuo,jiandaoleyiweicongshuilimiantiaochulaideyingjunshixiong……
e,haoxiangzheibushimeng,jiushiganggangfashengdeshi。
mimihuhujian,lanlingeyoutingdaolezijishifudesangyin,zhishicishideshifuyoudianxionghan,genzijiyinxiangzhongdecixianglaoshenxianxiangchashenyuan。
“hunzhang!chibangyingleshibushi!xianzailianshifudougansuanjile!”
ranhou,lanlingejiutingdaoleneiwenrunwenyadesangyin:
“shifuninxiaoxiaoqi,dizizhishifanghuanyuweiran,youganghaoyaoxiuxingshuidunzhifa,jiuzuolezheifangzeidebuzhiqulehuzhongxiuxing。
dizibuzhishifuninjinrituranganhuilai,meinengjishichediao,haiqingshifuyuanliang。”
shixiongshuohuabujibuhuande,rangrenbuzijuejiuxiangduotingjijuni。
jinjiezhe,lanlingeyoutingshifuzhangzhangdetanlekouqi。
zhuchuangbian,laodaopaipaishou,manshiwunaidibaoyuanzhe:“woshuozhangshoua,zheishizaishanmennei,nizuozheizhongbuzhiyoushenmeyonga?
haifangzei,zanmenxiaoqiongfengjiuchabazheigeqiongzixiechengqiongzile!nalihuiyoushenmezeilaiguangguzanmen!”
长寿?
师兄就是叫长寿吗?
haoposudedaohaoni,youtouluchuleshixiongzhipodanchundemeihaoyuanwang。
lanlingeturanfaxian,zijisuirannengtingdaowaimiandedongjing,quegenbenwufazhengkaishuangyan,yanpishifenchenzhong,hunshenyemeishenmeliqi。
shixiongyoushuohuale,sangyinhaowennuan,jizijideganjue,haoxiangmuqindaren……
“shifuciyanyoushipianpo,shanmenneibingfeijiumeileweixian。
fengyufengzhijianjinnianjingzhengjilie,shanmenzhanglaomenyoubuzenmeguanxinzheizhongshi,erdiziyoushizanmenzheiyimaijinyou、ebu,weierdedizi,biyaodejinshenhaishixuyaode。
benlaiwomenxiaoqiongfengzaimenneicunzaiganjiupiandi,yemeishenmekaoshan,shuobudingjiuhuiyourenxiangyaoduozouzanmenzheiyimusanfendi,anshisuanji。”
shixionggangshuowan,youtinglaoshifumaiyuandao:
“zanmenduxianmenmenguisenyan,zenkenenghuiyouzheibanshifasheng?
balebale!weishishuobudenile!zhengtianzheimeduowaidaoli!yebujiannixiuweizenmesheng!
nizaicididenglingexingguolai,nazheweishidelingpai,jiudaitaquzhufengdenglumingce,lingquzhengshidizideshenfenpaiheyuegong!
真是,气煞我也!”
laodaoyisaoyixiu,congzhuyishangqishen,gujishigangcaiyaojinghaimeiguo,youshiyigeliangqiang,rangzheilaodaolaolianyihong。
“气煞我也!”
“师父您慢些。”
“heng!weishibiguancanwuwushangmiaodaoqule!”
qiyuandaozhanghenhendiyiduojiao,shenxinghuazuoyilvqingyanxiaoshizaicichucaolu;
zhayandegongfu,gebicaoludunshichuanlaileyizhendinglingkuangdangdexiangsheng,xianranshidaozhangjiechufashuhouyoushiyigezhongxinbuwen。
“唉……”
zhanzaimenqiandeqingnianqingqingyitan。
banzhezheishengtanxi,zhuchuangshangtangzhedenvtongshuangyanzhengkaileyitiaofengxi,kandaolecishineigeditousisuodeshenying。
师兄个头好高呢。
“shifudedizihaishitairuolexie,shenhunzhilibuzu,kongpananyikangguochengxiandetianjie。”
zheixiehua,doushishenmeyisi……
juanyizaicixilai,lanlingebuzijueyouqingqingbishangshuangyan,henkuaiyoutingdaoleyuefaqingxidejiaobusheng。
mokantacishizhiyoujiusui,yinlingzhikaidezao,youshengzaiyigerenzusushidequanguijia,zixiaoxuexilifa,duigezhongshiyijingmengmengdongdong、yizhibanjie。
zheibangunanguanvdeqingxing,qieyigemoshengnanrenbuduankaojinziji,zheizailanlingekanlaishibuzunlifade。
danruguoshizijishixiong,yihoujiushirutongqinxiongzhangyibanderen,haoxiang,yemeishenme……
“lanshimei,woshinishixionglizhangshou。
xianzaiwoweinihuanjieruanxianxiangdeyaoli,ruguoninengtingdaodehua,qingbuyaobawodangzuobiantai,woshiyigejiazhiguanhenzhengdenanren。
e,zaishuoshenmemenghua,tagangkaishixiuxing,nalididezhuzheiyaoli。”
变态?价值观?
zheixieguanyuxiuxiandezhuanyongcizaohaonanlijie……
师兄不愧是炼气士!
lanlingexiangnulizuochuhuiying,bimianzaishixiongmianqiantaiguoyushili,danzijiwanquanmeiyouyisiyihaodeliqi,zhiyouxinnianzaihuodong。
turanjian,taganjueyizhangdashouqingqingfangzailezijietou,yilvlvqingqingliangliangdeqixicongetouhuiru,shunjianliubianquanshen,rangtaganjueyichangshushi。
shixiongzaiweizijiliaoshang……
lanlingexinnianbuzhiweiheyouxiezaluan,xinsipiaodaoleyunduan,mimimengmengyouzhenzhenqieqie。
lizhangshoukanzhechuangshangpingtangdezheigexiaoguniang,zhoumeiyizhensisuo。
suiranshifuciqianjiushuolehenjiuxiangzaishouyigetudi,zijiyezuozulexinlizhunbei,yingjiexiaoshimeihuozhexiaoshididedaolai,danzongguiyoujijianshi,tahaishipoweizaiyide。
‘chenjichakanxiatahunpoba。’
lizhangshousanchuyilvqingliangdeqixi,qingqingchupengzhelanlingedeshenglingbenyuanzhisuozai。
ng,hunpoyushentiwanmeirongqia,meiyousihaoweihegan,yinggaimeibeiduoshe。
zizhisihuyebucuo,shuiyumudexiangxing,jiushibuzhidaopixingruhe。
xiaoshimeizheigenianji,xinggeyinggaiyijingchengxingle,xiwangbushineizhongdaochurehuodexingzi……
buguo,kanzhangxiangyihouyekenengshigemeiren,ziguhongyanduohuoshui,zheikenengshiyigechongtubaofadian,yaojinlibikaicaixing。
‘zaijianchaxiashibushizangzhemozhongzhileidedongxiba。’
ng,zheigeyeshihenyoubiyaodejiancha,suiranfashengdegailvhendi,danyebunengpaichuzheizhongweixiaodekenengxing,fanghuanyuweiranzongguishibuchade。
与此同时……
诶?
ganshouzheneizhidashoulikaizijietou,kaishizaigechuhuanhuanhuaguo,zhenghunshuidelanlinge,xiaolianyelveweiyouxiefahong。
师、师兄……
这样是不是太……
zheiyangweimianyouxieshili……
henkuai,lizhangshoudiandiantou,jingguotazhenmidejiancha,xiaoshimeiyinggaibucunzaishenmewenti,meibeiduoshe,meibeizhongmo,meiyoubeixiagu、xiazhou,yequeshishikexiuxiandehaomiaozi。
rumenjiancha,zhengshitongguo!
jiexialai,jiushiguanyukaizhanduishimeidepeixunkechengle,zheigeyeyaohaohaozhunbei。
zuihao,shimeibushineizhongxihuanreshishengfeidexingzi,zheiyangzijizhanshangyinguodegailv,jiunengdagaigencishibaochiyizhile……
lizhangshouzuozaichuangbianlveweiyouxiechushen,suihoubianyaranshixiao,dinandao:
“buguo,dagaiyelijieweishenmeshangbeiziyouneimeduoluolikongle。
zheimekeai,sheidingdezhu?”
萝莉控?
可爱?
上辈子?
lanlingesuirantingbudong,danganjueshifuguoranmeishuocuo,shixiongyouxieguaiguaide。
kenengshineixieqingliangqixifahuilezuoyong,lanlingezhoushenliqihuifuleyisisi,renbuzhuxiangzhengkaiyan,xiaozuiweiweizhangkai,fachuleyishengqingheng。
yanqiancongmohubiandemingliang,lanlingezongsuanjinjulijiandaoleshixiong,guoranshiyizhanglengjiaofenmingyouyuekanyuejunmeidemianpang,bizijimuqinshenbiandeneijiweishiweidouyaohaokanni。
jiushi,cishizheiweishixiongdebiaoqing,youxierangren……tixindiaodan……
师兄的眼神好吓人!
咕!
lanlingetunlekoukoushui,ruoxiaowuzhuyouchuchukelian。
jiutingchuangbianduanzuodezheiqingnianxiushiyouyoudiwenleju:“nigangcai,doutingdaole?”
lanlingedunshiyouxiehuangle,zhanshenghuizhe:“mei、meiyou……ng……”
shixiongzenmele?zijiyounalireshixiongshengqilema?shixiongzheizhongbiaoqing,shiduitayoushenmebumanyidedifangma?
“师兄……”
chuangbiandeqingnianhuanhuanzhanqishen,ditoufukanzhezheigefendiaoyuzhuodexiaoguniang,muguangyoushaoxuyouyu,danhenkuaijiuyongdichendesangyindao:
“看着我。
gangcaiwoshuodezheijuhua,buyaogenrenherentiqi。”
“e,hao,”lanlingexiaoshengyingzhe,liandanhongtongtongde,youxiebuzhisuocuo。
suihou,tajianzijishixiongyaoleyaotou,manmanzhanqishenlaizoudaochuangbian,duizhechuangwaiyizhenchushen。
tajiaolizhangshou,dangnianbaishishi,yezaizijidejianchixia,daohaobaochilezhangshouerzi;
genlanlingecaicedeyechabuletaiduo,lizhangshoujiushixiangzhezijinenghuodegengzhangyixie,zuihaonengyutianditongshoudeneizhong。
cike,lizhangshouzaihuiyizhe,zijigangcaiziyanziyushitouluchuqudeneixiexinxi。
zuidadepozhan,yinggaijiushi‘shangbeizi’zheisangeziba。
我去!
zheiyibaiduonianqianfangwanfang,meixiangdaojingranzaixinlaidexiaoshimeimianqianbaolulezijidemimi!yeshibamimizangzaixindishijiantaizhangle,renbuzhujiukaishiziyanziyu!
niutousaoleyanzaichuangshangzhengshizhezuoqilaidexiaoguniang,lizhangshoumolemoxiaba。
guoranhaishiyaosharenmiekouba,sharenmiekou!
zhuchuangshang,yijingfeilizuoqilaidelanlinge,ganghaomiaodaolezijiashixiongneidaoyoulengdemuguang,jinbuzhudalegeduosuo……
“师兄?”
“gangcaiwoshuodehua,jueduibuyaogenrenherentiqi!”
“ng!lingejizhule!”
“yidingbuyaogenrenherenti,baokuoshifuzainei!”
“好的师兄……”
“neihao,xianfageshi,yongwushangdadaodemingyi!”
“呃?呃……”
xiexiederiguangzhong,zuozaichuangshangdenvtongetoujianjianguamanheixian,zaipangbianjishuzhidaodejianduxia,taizhexiaoshou,kaishixushuneizhangdaqianzi、kaolvlegezhongqingkuangheqiantitiaojiande……
大道誓言。
                
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