《我师兄实在太稳健了》 小说介绍
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《我师兄实在太稳健了》 第五章 师妹的夜间补习 免费试读
“师妹!”
“在!”
“请听题!”
“是!”
lizhangshouxiupaoyihui,hubiancaodishangpantuizuozhedexiaoguniangyigejiling,dunshidaqileshierjingshen。
“jiashe,shimeinixiuweizaihuashendijiujie,zailushangfeizhefeizhe,turanfaxianyichuwurenzhidi,youhuashendiliujiedexiushi,qiangxingfeiliyiminglianqijingdenvxiushi,niyaoruhezuo?
下面是三个选项:
jia,chongshangqunongsita,nijiushizhengyidehuashen!
yi,yuanyuanderengfabaodazheirenyixia,ranhoucongronglikai,pohuaitadexingzhi。
bing,jiudangshashimeikanjian,congpangbianliuzou。”
lanlingezhazhayan,tiganhexuanxiangzhong,sihudouyoubushitazheigenianjinenglijiededongxi……
lizhangshouxiaomimidetixingleju:“danxuanti,xuanba。”
“jia?”lanlingedaizhejifenbuquedingdedaleyiju。
lizhangshoudanrandao:“nizenmezhidao,zheigerenmeiyouyinzangzijidexiuwei,zhishiguyixianluchuhuashenliujie,qishiyijingshifanxujingdegaoshou?
tongchangeryan,ganbujiayanshijiuxingzheiwochuoshidejiahuo,kendingyeshibeibi**zhiren,nizenmenengjiangxiwang,jituozaitadechengshishang!”
“nei,”lanlingezhouqixiaomeitou,“yi?”
“shimeinimoyaowangle,zijiyeshigenvxiu,”lizhangshoutanlekouqi,“ruguozaijiadezhongzhongjiashetiaojianchenglishi,zheigeqinshoukandaoleruhuasiyudeshimeini,gengshi**dafa,neiniqibushilianzijidouyaodajinqule?”
lanlingexiaoliantonghong,yizhentouyunmuxuanxiaolingluan,ruoshengdaoleju:“keshishixiong,bingzheigexuanxiangbingfeiwobeixiushigaizuozhishi,fuqinzaiwohenxiaodeshihoujiushuoguoleisidedaoli,yaowomenxiongmeijigenengtingshenerchu,chengqiangfuruo。
fuqinshuoguo,ruguorenrendoushilujianbupingdoubuquchushouxiangzhu,neiyidanshouhaizheshiziji,qibushi……”
“bu,shimei,niyaojizhu,ruguoshizaiyigepinghe、youshandedahuanjingzhong,nizheizhongxiangfashijueduizhengquede。
danhonghuangbushishenmepinghezhidi,zheiligaoshouruyun,lianqishiwangwangweileyijianfabao、yizhilinggenjiunengdadachushou,dabufennenghuoxialaidexiushi,dadoushixinhenshoulazhibei。”
lizhangshoufushouzhushizhehumian,tanshengdao:“cunyouzheibanzhaixinrenhou、xiayiweixiandexiangfa,shihennanzaizheigeshishanghuoxiaqude。
womenyaozuode,shibuquzuoe,buquweie,queyebubifeiyaoquzhizhiexing。
yuqizaizijibenlingbuzushichengyingxiong,daoburuyizhihuoxiaqu,dengzijizhanzaizhongshengdedingdian,nengquzhidingguizedeshihou,qugaixiezhenggehonghuangfanweiruozhedeshengcunhuanjing。
suoyi,ni,mingbailema?”
“嗯!”
lanlingezhongzhongdediantou,yanzhongmanshiguangliang。
yejiuzaizheishi,zheiduishixiongmeibingmeiyoufaxian,yilvqingyancongbuyuanchudemaoluzhongpiaolechulai,jingjingdipiaodaoletamenshenhou。
lizhangshouchenshengdao:“shimei!xianzaizaijiniyicixuanzedejihui,tongkuaiqiejiandingdishuochulai!
ruguoyudaoyounanxiufeilinvxiu,nigaizenmezuo!”
lanlingeshuangmouzhongmanshiliangguang,shengyinbuda,danyichangjiandingdihandao:“bing,jiudangmeiyoukanjian!congpangbianliuguoqu!”
“ng!”lizhangshoujinbuzhuduizijishimeishuqiledamuzhi,xindifanqileyigugandong。
liangtiandejiaoxuejiuyoulerucichengguo,yizhizheimejinxingxiaqu,buchujinian,zijidakebubidanxinshimeihuichuangshenmehuocongerqianchedaozijile!
yougedongdedidiaoqiushengcundeshimei,shizaishi……
turanjian,beihouyoulengfengchuifu,zheiduishixiongmeihunshenhanmaoshuqi,mougecanglaoyoubinglengdesangyincongbeihouturanxiangqi:
“李、长、寿!”
咯、咯吱……
zheishilanlingedeyaguanzailuanzhan。
lizhangshouzuijiaochouchuzheniutoukanleyan,shunjianjichuyifuxiaolian。
“shifuninbiguanjieshule?yaokaishijintianduixiaoshimeidexinkujiaoxuelema……
shifu,youhuahaohaoshuoashifu!nintaofuchenzuoshenme!
woyeshininqintudi!bunengyoulexiaodejiunvedaidadeashifu!”
“混账!”
qiyuandaozhangxufaluanfei,shuangmudengyuan,juzhefuchenjiuda。
“zijidanxiaopashihaiyaojiaohuainishimei!weishijintianfeiyaohaohaoshoushiniyidun!”
raner,fuchenzaluo,lizhangshoushenxingquebeiyimoqingguangbaoguo,shunjianchuxianzaileliushulingyice,duishifuyoushiyizhengongshouqiurao。
“haiganyongmudunduo!zhaoda!”
qiyuangengshiqifennanping,juzhefuchenmaibumengzhui。
lizhangshoushenxingpiaoranertui,lianxuduoguoshifudezhuiji;qiyuandaozhangkaishicuiqishufa,shouzhongfuchenyizhenfengzhang,hubianchuxianlefuchensaochudemantianxuying,danlizhangshoujiuruniqiuyiban,zongnengzhaodaojianxiduoguoqu。
“shifuninxiaoxiaoqi,wozheibushiweileshimeihaoma。”
“zanmenduxianmenshurenjiaoyimai,neishisanjiaoxianzong!zendejiuchulenizheigemannaoziwaimenxiedaodehoubei!”
“haibushishifuninhuiyanshiyingcai。”
“pei!pindaojintianjiuqinglimenhu,wayaya!qishawoye!”
“shifuninshengqishiyidianyebuyingjunle……”
liuyinxia,zuichukandaoshifuyaodashixionghaishifenjinzhangdelinge,jianjianyebeizijiashifuheshixiongzhuizhu‘danao’doudexiaolechulai。
tadaoshikanchulaile,shifubingmeiyouzhendechuhenshou,shixiongshanduodeshenyingyeshishifenqingsongxieyi。
jiuzheibanzhuizhulepianke,shixiongsihushijiaoxiayihuashuaidaozaidi;shifupushangqujiuzhijiebashixiongenzainei,yongfuchenyizhenxiongmengdichoudashixiongdetunbu,fachuyizhenfuyoujielvgandexiangdong……
piankehou,jiaoxunledatudiyizhendeqiyuandaozhangqishenzhenglilexiasanluandedaopao,duizhedishanglangbeidetudihoulejisangzi:
“给为师好好反省!
jinhoubuzhunnizaijiaonishimeizenmezuoren!
qujinishimeibacaolugaiwan!”
“ai,shi,dizizunming……”
“lingeguolai!weishijinijiangdaoshouxue!banishixiongjiaonideneixiewailitongtongdouwangdiao!”
“哦!”
lingeruoruodeyinglesheng,manshidanxindikanxiangzijiashixiongdaopaoxiazhongqide**,youpiedaolelizhangshouzhengzangzaixiupaozhongdeyoushou……
neizhiyoushouduitaqingqingbailebai,zuolegeshudamuzhideshoushi。
lingeshaoweianxinxie,youjianshixiongpazaicaodishangdelangbeimoyang,ditoupuchiyixiao,kuaibuzhuixiangleshifudebeiying。
tabuziqueshiyuefaqingkuai,jianjianpaoleqilai……
lizhangshoupazaineiyouyoudetanlekouqi,yiduobaiyuncongpangpiaolai,jiangtamanmantuoqi。
师父还真下手!
lizhangshoumolemo**,xilekouliangqi,suihouyoushiyouyoudeyitan。
zaozhidaozhenhuibeishifudayidun,jiuburangshifuzhuodaole……
yebuxing,shifudemianzihaishiyaogujide,bijingxianzaishifuchengxianxiwangmiaomang,yaliyouda,benlaijiutingxinkude。
conggangcaishifuxianluchudefashulaikan,waishengneixu,duizijideqijisuodingyeshishiduanshixu,xianranshitishengxiuweijingjieshicaozhiguojidebiaoxian……
bale,haishixianggebanfa,rangshifuduguotianjiedegailvzengdadianba。
lizhangshounaonaotou,pazaiyunshangxianrulechensi,manmanpiaoqulebuyuanchuyijingkuaijianhaodedisanzuocaolu。
……
zheijitian,jiuxiangshizuomengyiyangni。
九岁这年;
zijizaigenzhemuqinguangjishideshihou,beiyiweilaoshenxianxiangzhong,beilaoshenxianshouzuoletudi。
fumusuiranshebudeziji,danzheishitiandadehaoshi,ruguozijixiulianyoucheng,yihouzijishizuyenenggenzhezhanguang,suoyizaijialibanguobaishiyanzhihou,daizhemuqinxuduodingzhu,tagenzheshifulaidaoleduxianmen。
ranhou,zijiyudaoleyouxieqiguaideshixiong。
shixiongyouhenduotingqilaihenyoudaoli,kezongyoudianbuduijingdezhangpiandalun;
shifuzaisanjinggao,shuoshixiongjiushigeguairen,rangzijibunenggentaxuezuoren,danzongganjue,shixiongqishishihenlihaidelianqishi。
shanlibingmeiyoutaiduodeliyiheguiju,huli、shanlidaochudoushimeiwei,xiudaoyeshipoweiyouqudeshi,qimabuxiangzijilaizhiqianxiangdeneimekuzao。
dangran,zuikaixindejiushigenshixiongyiqishaokao,yiqiweiyu,yiqizaishanliguangdang,zhaoxiemeiweizhijideyeweitianbaozijidexiaodupi,ranhouzaihubianjingjingzuoyizhen,tingshixiongshuoneixiewaidaoli……
yihouderizi,douhuishizheiyangma?
suozaibuzhidaoshenmecaizhidebeizizhong,lingeqingqinghulekouqi,fanshenmianchaozhechuanghu。
taturanganjueyanqiansihuyourenyinghuangdong,lveweizhengdakunyimenglongdeshuangyan,queshunjianbeihedeqingxingleguolai,jiaoxiaodeshentirenbuzhuqingzhanlejixia。
chuangwai,lizhangshouzhengpazaiyiduobaiyunshang,duizhetaqingqingbaishou。
“yejianbuxiyo,shaonv。”
“ng?”lingezhazhayan,suihousuozaibeiziliqingqingdianlexiatou,“ng……”
“xiamianqingtingdierti!”
e,shixiongguoranshigeguairen。
……
于是,十年后。
                
                                我师兄实在太稳健了