《校霸变文豪》 小说介绍
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第一章
学校的作家讲座。
xueshengtiwen:「shishenmecushininjianchixiezuoni?」
「qiannvyou,tashuowoxuexibuhao,shuailewo。」
zuojiashuowan,kanxianglezuozaijiaoluolidewo。
「......」
淦!
zheibushidangniandexiaobama?
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「yanglaoshi,nizuixihuandeneigezuojiachuxizanmenxuexiaodewenxuezhuanjiajiangzuole,nikuaidianguolai,wojinizhanleweizhi!」
我最喜欢的作家?
wolianmangguaduandianhua:「cheng」deyixiaxiachuang,suibianshoushilejixiajiuzhibenxuexiaoerqu。
dengwogandaowomenxuexiaozuidadehuiyishishi,wuyangyangdeyipianyijingzuomanleren,huo,bukuishiwozuixihuandezuojia,renqizheimegao。
gangcaijiwodadianhuadechenlaoshichaowohuihuishou:「yanglaoshi,zheilizheili。」
suiranshizuijiaoluodeweizhi,danwoyijinghenganjile,woshoulinazhewozuixihuandeneibenshu,yihuizhunbeirangyulaoshijiwoqiangeming。
jieguochenlaoshikandaowohuailideshuyihuodiwenwo:「niganmanazheibenshu?」
wohuanglehuangshoulideshu:「yinweiwozuixihuanzheibena,yihuiwoyidingyaochongshangqurangyulaoshijiwoqiangeming。」
「yulaoshi?a?」chenlaoshiyifuheirenwenhaolian。
woye「a?」leyixia,zenmelema?
weishenmetafanyingzheimeqiguai?
xiayimiao,wojiuzhidaodaanle,yinwei......
「xiamianqingdajiahuanyingqinyuzhixiansheng。」
yizhenreliedezhangshengzhong,wodeyizihaoxiangshenglehaojigendingzi,haishidingzijianchaoshangdeneizhong。
woxianzaizouhailaidejima?
跑!
wozhanleqilai,gangyaochuanguorenqunwangwaichong,qinyuzhijiujinlaile,wokanguoqudeshihou,henhao,womenlianggedeyanshenzhenghaozaibankongzhongxiangyu。
zheijiujiaoqiangdachutouniaoba,sheirangwopianpianzheigeshihouzhanqilaileni,neijianzhijiushihelijiqun。
chenlaoshiyibalaxiawo:「kuaizuohao,mashangjiukaishile,nibieyihuier。」
「......」
zenmeniyiweiwoyaoshangcesuoma?
「chenlaoshi,niweishenmeshuotashiwozuixihuandezuojiaa?」
chenlaoshijilewoyigeyouliyoujudehuida:「bushima?wokannidezhuozishangyizhifangzhetadeshua。」
haoba,zheihaizhenshiyigemeilidewuhui。
jilaizhizeanzhi,wozhinenganxintingjiangzuo。
qinyuzhizaitaishangkankanertan,zheicaijinianguoqu,tajingranbiandezheimechenwenle,yikaikouyebuzaishi「nitemezhaosi」,huozhe「jilaozidianyan」le,ershitanlunqilewenxuehexiezuo。
jiangzuodezuihoudaolexueshengmendetiwenhuanjie。
youxueshengzhanqilaitiwen:「qinlaoshi,xiezuoshiyijianfeichanggududeshiqing,woxiangwennindeshi,shishenmecushininjianchixiezuodeni?zhishichuyuduiwenxuedereaima?」
zheigetongxueshiwomenbande,tidewentihenyoushuizhun,womanyididianlediantou,ranhoukanxiangtaishangdeqinyuzhi。
zhijianqinyuzhidandanyixiao:「bushi,shiwoqiannvyou,tashuowoxuexibuhao,shuailewo。」
「......」
wodexueshengyouwen:「suoyininshixiangxiangqiannvyouzhengming,tadangshiyanxiama?」
「......」
qinyuzhiyoushidandanyixiao:「haishibushuole,bijing......tacikejiuzaixianchang。」
hualuo,qinyuzhikanxianglezuozaijiaoluolidewo。
「......」
好,很好。
wodexueshengzhenxiaoshun,wodeqianrenzhen......gou。
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yinweiqinyuzhineiyiyan,suoyourendoukanxiangwozheibiandefangxiang,zheigeshihouwobunengchuxianyidianhuangluandebiaoqing,fouzejiubudazizhaole。
chenlaoshicouguolaixiaoshengwenwo:「yanglaoshi,qinyuzhigangcaikandehaoxiangshiniye,tashuodejiushiniba?」
woyaoyaotou:「zenmekeneng?」
jiangzuojieshu,woyigejianbuchongshangqu,raner......
「yanglaoshi,zheili!」fuxiaozhangxinggaocailiedichaowozhaoshou。
「......」
wokandaoqinyuzhihefuxiaozhangzaiyiqi,zaizhongrendeshixianli,yingzhetoupiguoqu。
xiaohua,buguoquwobujiuxinxulema?
wogengzhebozizoudaofuxiaozhangshenbian,lianshangguazheworenweiyidinghendetidexiaorong:「fuxiaozhang,qinlaoshi,nihao。」
qinyuzhikanzhewo,yanshenwubowulan,yidiandoubuxiangzaikanqiannvyou,haoxianggangcaizaitaishangneihanwoderenbushitayiyang。
tachaowoshenchushou:「nihao,yanglaoshi。」
woqiyundantian,ranhouyoujiangsuoyoudeliqidouyundaoleyoushoushang,yibazhuashangqu,henhenzuanzhuqinyuzhidegouzhuazi。
gounanren,rangnineihanwo!
gangcaiwozhouweihaiyourenzaitaolundangchushuaileqinyuzhideshishei,shuoqinyuzhizhangdeneimeshuai,shuailetabushixiayanjiushizhanv!
nicaixiayan,nicaizhani!
qinyuzhizaiworuciyonglixiayijiubudongshengse,neizhangshuaidaoxiesideyaonielianshangshizhongguazhedandandeweixiao。
tadaizheyifujinsibianyanjing,hehe,dangchukaikoujimataishoujiudadexiaobaxianzaidaoshirenmorenyangde,weishenmesiwenbaileidouaidaiyanjinga?
wosongkaileqinyuzhidezhuazi,xinqingshuangduole。
fuxiaozhangshifenreqingdibawojieshaojiqinyuzhi:「qinlaoshinibuzhidao,womenyanglaoshikexihuannile,zhuozishangyizhifangzhenidedazuoni!」
「!!」
不是酱紫的呀!
wozhisuoyihuimaiqinyuzhideshu,chuncuishihaoqidangchuneiyangderenyaoshenyibianchengweidazuojia,zheimedadezhuanbianduiwolaishuotaibukesiyile,woxiangkantaxiedezenmeyang。
neishudoumaile,wozongbunengdiuleba,jiuyizhifangzainei。
wocaibuhuichengrenqinyuzhixiedehaibucuoni。
qinyuzhimeishaoqingtiao,qianqiandijingyaleyixia:「shima?meixiangdaoyanglaoshizheimexihuanwo......deshu。」
「......」
你说话大喘气呀?
dangzhefuxiaozhangdemian,wozhinengdiantou:「shiyashiya,wohenxihuanqinlaoshi......deshu。」
qie,bujiushidachuanqima,sheibuhuia?
fuxiaozhangturannachuwohuailideshu,dijiqinyuzhi:「qinlaoshi,nijiqiangemingba,yanglaoshi......」
fuxiaozhangdehuameishuowan,kanzheshupishang「huozhe」zheilianggezi,xianrulechensi......yeyoukenengshixianruleganga。
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这不重要!
wonahuiwodebaobei,wanzheyanjingluchujiaxiao:「baoqian,zoudecongmang,nacuole。」
qinyuzhiweiweicetoukanxiangmenkou,yigenanrenzoulejinlai,shoulihainazheqinyuzhidedazuo。
tajieguolaidijiwo:「zheishichuban,woqianlemingzide,yanglaoshi,xiwangnijixuxihuanwo......deshu。」
「xiexie。」wodadafangfangjieguolai,fanzhengbuyaobaibuyao,chubana,shuobudingnengshengzhini。
fuxiaozhangjixulazhewoheqinyuzhiyouliaoleyihui,ranhouyaoqingwoyiqisongqinyuzhichuqu。
wozhenshibumingbai,laiwomenxuexiaodemingrenbingbushao,zhiqianyemeijianfuxiaozhangzheimereqing,hailazhewolaichongdangfensipenggaoqinyuzhi,ganmayazheishi?
qinyuzhidoushangchelikaile,fuxiaozhanghaizhanzaiyuandibaishou。
woweiweiwangfuxiaozhangshenbiankaolekao:「xiaozhang,nishiqinyuzhidechaojifensia?」
fuxiaozhanghaizaichongzheqinyuzhilikaidefangxiangxiaoni:「bushia。」
这我就不明白了。
「neinizheishi......」
fuxiaozhangzheicaikanxiangwo:「a,wonverxihuanta,dantajintianchuchaqule,laibule。」
wohaishibumingbai:「suoyini?」
fuxiaozhangyilianshenchendebiaoqing:「xiaoyanga,bangbangmanghaoma,qinyuzhiyaoshichenglewodenvxu,wojiniyigong。」
「......」
hezhenilawoyiqijiqinyuzhipengchoujiao,jiushixiangjiqinyuzhiliuxiayigehaoyinxiang,haozhaotazuonvxu?
budebushuo,fuxiaozhanghaizhenshiyiweihaofuqin。
「fuxiaozhang,neinizenmequedingtaxianzaimeiyounvpengyouni?」
fuxiaozhangshifenkendingdeyuqi:「meiyou,wodoudatingguole。」
是吗?
qinyuzhixianzaihaimeiyounvpengyouma?
woyoukanxiangqinyuzhilikaidefangxiang。
erbianturanxiangqilefuxiaozhangdetanxisheng:「yebuzhidaodangchushuaileqinyuzhideshishei?jiuyinweixuexibuhaojiubarenjiajishuaile?haizaixianchang?nishuozheirennengshisheini?」
womozhexiabasuishengfuhe:「duia,zheirennengshisheini?」
那还能是谁?
当然是我了呗。
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zhiyuwoheqinyuzhideyuanyuan,neihaideconggaozhongshuoqi。
neigeshihouwoshiwomenxuexiaodedaxueba,huihuikaoshinianjipaimingdiyi。
qinyuzhiyeshi「ba」,shixiaoba。
dabianlejingchengwudishoubushuo,haichouyanhejiudajiapaoniuyangyangdouzhan,wodangshizhidaoqinyuzhiyaozhuanlaiwomenxuexiaoshifeichangxianqide,juedetaderenpindoupeibushangtazheigemingzi。
erqietahaishizhuanxuesheng,jushuoshizhenggeshilidexuexiaotadouzhuanbianle,zuihoudaolewomenxuexiao,womenbanji。
wozixiaojiuxihuanwenxue,zaijiashangwocongming,renzizao,zheimeduonianwoduguodeshu,dounengkaiyigexiaotushuguanle。
suoyiwoyitingdaoqinyuzhidemingzijiuzhidaoshilaiziyipianjiao《dongshan》deshijing,qizhongyijujiao「wozhengyuzhi」。
erwojiaoyangzimo,laiziouyangxiude《langtaosha》,quanbanjiuwomenlianggemingziyigelaizisongci,yigelaizishijing,tamendoushuowomenlianggetingmingzijiuhenpei,feiwenjiuzheimechuanleqilai。
hexiaobachuanfeiwenduiwozheizhong「qinggao」dexuebalaishuoshifeichangchirude,suoyiwokanqinyuzhijiugengjiabushunyanle,yizhiyutazhuanxuelailebangeyuele,wodoumeihetashuoguohua。
danwoliangdefeiwenquemeiyouyincixiaosan,yebuzhidaoshisheineimequede,jingranshuoqinyuzhixianzaimeiyouduixiangshi......weilewoshoushenruyu?
脑残言论。
buguotamenaishuoshenmejiushuoshenme,woyigedaxueba,wodeyanlixinlidouzhiyouxuexi,wocaibuhuizaihutamenshuoshenmeni。
danjiushiyourenbazheixieyaoyanfangzaixinshangle,xuexiaodexiaohuachenlu,tahetajigexiaogenbanbawoduzaifangxuehuijiadelushang,yilianxiaozhanghebiyidikanzhewo。
「yangzimo,niheqinyuzhishizhende?」
wolandedalitamen,raokaitamenwangqianzou。
chenluzhuishanglaipaiwodejianbang:「wei,wowennihuani!」
wozhuanshenfukaitadeshou,lianshangxianqidebiaoqingdoukuaiyichulaile:「tamenxiachuandenidouxin?woheneigeqinyuzhiyidianguanxidoumeiyou。」
chenluhaishibuxiangxin:「zhende?」
wobuxiehetamentaolunzheixie,zhuanshenwangqianzou,shenhouchuanlaitamenchaoxiaodeshengyin。
「yangzimonizhuangshenmea?nengheqinyuzhichuanfeiwen,zheishinidefuqi!」
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wonaohailituranjiumaochu《zhenhuanchuan》lizhuaifeideneijuhua,zhuanshenduilehuiqu:「zheifuqijininiyaobuyaoa?」
duifangyizhenchenmo,jinjiezhechenludegenbanhahadaxiaolechulai,danbeichenlujihoulehuiqu。
chenluzoudaowomianqian:「yangzimo,nizuihaoshuodeshizhende,wogaosuni,qinyuzhishiwode。」
「......」
tamenzaigaixuexidenianlingzongxiangzhechuduixiangneishitamenzijideshiqing,yuwowuguan。
wozhishitaoyantamenshuodehaoxiangheqinyuzhichuanfeiwenzhendeshiwoderongxingyiyang。
我还真不稀罕。
wozhuanshenzhunbeizouren,chenluyoupaileyixiawodejianbang,burangwozou,womeilenaixin,jinggaota:「nibiezaipengwole。」
chenluchixiao:「wojiupengni,ninengbawozenyanga?」
「woshibunengbanizenyang,danxuexiaohuibanizenyang。」
chenlubushuohuale,wozhuanshenzoule,haitingdaotamenzaineifengciwo。
「xuexihaolebuqia?」
he,buhaoyisi,xuexihaojiushilebuqi。
......
xiangdaodangshiwoshuodeneijuhua,zhongyumingbaishenmejiao「dangshijuedeyouzhuangdao,xianzaihuixiangqilaihendiulian」le。
woneishihoudexinggequeshihai......tingrangrentaoyande,qinyuzhiyezheimeshuoguo。
zheidoushihewodechengzhanghuanjingyouguan。
wocongxiaozhangzaidayuan,bamadoushijunren,duiwotebieyanli,woyebeijiyuhouwang,suoyiwoshenmedouyaozuodaozuihao,zheiyeshiwobamadingzhuwode。
xiakezhihouwohuidaojia,yikaimenjiukandaowomacongchufangchulai,shenshangxizheweiqun。
womabujingchangxiachu,jialidesancandoushiayifuzede,danwomazuodeyishouhaozhayu,shiwozuixihuanchide。
woyijinghaojiudoumeichidaole,meicixiangchiwoyebuhuigenwomasajiaorangtajiwozuo。
wozhangzheimeda,yizhidoushiguiguijujude「bierenjiadehaizi」,woturanfaxian,wohaoxiangcongmeiweizijihuoguo,yizhianbujiubandizouzhangbeimenjiwoanpaihaodelu,jiulianzaidaxuerenjiaoyeshiwobamaanpaide,zhiyuwozijixiangganshenme,tamenmeiwen,wozijiyemeishuo。
woxiangdao《zhifou》limianzumushuominglanxiaoxiaonianjijiuxintonggaomu,woxiangwoyeshizheiyangde。
xianglaiwozhijinzuoguoweiyifengkuangdeshiqing,jiushigenqinyuzhitanlianaileba......
「nihuilaile,zhenghaoyoushihenishuo。」womazhaixiaweiqun,yikaikoujiushiqiangshideyuqi:「zheigezhouliunibieanpaishenmeshile,hewochuquyitang,jinianpailegexiangqin,niqukankan。」
wozhishidiandiantou,jiuhuifangjianle。
shia,woyedaolegaijiehundenianjile......wobamashizheimerenweide。
可是......
wotangzaichuangshangbishangyanjing,sixiaanjing,wojingranyouxiangdaoleqinyuzhi。
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woheqinyuzhishuodediyijuhuashi「rangkai」。
jiushizaichenluduwodediertian,zhongwuchiwanfanwoyaohuijiaoshishangzixi,zaishitangmenkoubeiqinyuzhijiduzhule。
wowangzuotajiuwangzuo,wowangyoutajiuwangyou,woyiqizhixiajiushuochuleneilianggezi,suiranshengyinbuda,danshiqishishizu。
keqinyuzhiquezhishiqingxiaoleyisheng:「haoxuesheng,youdianshihenishuo,nishigenwozouni,haishijiuzaizheishuo?」
wozenmekenenghetazou,woneimetaoyanta,bizhibujini。
qinyuzhikanchulewodexinsi,chongwotiaoletiaomei,yixiaodeshihougengexiaopiziside:「neizanmenjiuzaizheigangzhe,fanzhengwobupabeirenkan,jiushibuzhidaonizheigehaoxueshengbeirenkandaohewozaiyiqi,huibuhuijuedediuren。」
zhouweiqueshiyouhenduoxueshengzaikanzhe,meibanfa,wozhinenggenqinyuzhizoule。
tadegenbanbaneixiekanrenaoderendoujiqiansanle。
「kanshenmekan?douqikai!」
woshibiezheyiduzideqiheqinyuzhilaidaolexuexiaodakantaihoumian,neihaiyoutoutouzaiyuehuidexuesheng,kandaoqinyuzhijiudouzoule。
wozaixinliananmatagengeguijianchouside,erbianjiuxiangqiledahuojideshengyin,zaiyikan,qinyuzhiyijingdianleyigenyan,choushangle。
「......」
woduitadeyanegengshenzhongle。
qinyuzhitunyuntuwuzhijiankanxiangwo,zuijiaoyizhigouzheyimopipidehudu,haieliedichaowotuleyikouyan,qiangdewozhijiekesoulechulai。
qinyuzhidixiao:「wenyixiajiubuxingle,woxianzaiyaoshiqinni,nihaibudeyunguoqu?」
「ni......」wolianjiashunjianyongshangzaore,qidewodoukuaiyaokule,zaixinlimata**。
qinyuzhiyoutuchuyikouyan:「tamendoushuozanliangchuduixiang,zheishiernizhidaoba?」
「neishitamenxiashuo!wodouburenshini!」
zaicizhiqianwoyizhidoumeiheqinyuzhishuoguohua,queshiburenshi。
qinyuzhijikouchouwanyigenyan,jiangyantoudiudaodishangyongjiaojiannianmie,ranhoutaitoukanwo,tameiyuzhijiansihuliaoraozhepiqihexieqi,kanzheheren,wobuyouwanghoutuileyibu。
qinyuzhilengxiao:「burenshiwo?niherenshuowojiushigeburuliudexiaohunhun,bupeizuonitongxuedeshihou,wokannihenlejiewoa,meicuo,wojiushigeburuliudexiaohunhun,bupeigennizheiyangdehaoxueshengchu、dui、xiang。」
womengle,woshenmeshihoushuoguoneiyangdehua?
qinyuzhituranchaowozouleguolai:「kelaozipianpianbuxinxie,jiuyaopaoni,rangnikankanwodaodipeibupei。」
「......」
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woyoufamengzhuanweijinghe,yingbizhezijibuzhunkuchulai,dankekebanbandeshengyinhaishichumailewo。
「ni......wo......woshenmeshihoushuoguoneixiehuale?」
qinyuzhishenseyidun,zixidingzhewodelian。
woshenhuxi,rangzijikanshangquxiangwomayiyangqiangshi:「womeishuoguoneixiehua,wocongbuhetamentanlunni。」
qinyuzhichenmoleyihui,sihushixiangdaoleshenme,xiaozhediandiantou:「xing,neikenengshiwonongcuole,woxianghaoxueshengdaoqian。」
wobailetayiyan,zhunbeizouren。
shenhouzaicixiangqiqinyuzhideshengyin:「haoxuesheng,kewozhendeyaopaoni。」
「nigan!」womengdizhuanhuishenhenhendengzheta:「nixinbuxinwo......wogaosulaoshi!」
qinyuzhilangshengdaxiaolechulai,xiangshizaixiaowosha。
wozhidaowogangcaineijuhuaqueshitingshade,youbushixiaoxueshengle,gaoshenmelaoshi?
「zongzhi,niyihoubuxuhewoshuohua,ye......yebuxukanwo!」
......
qinyuzhishuoyaopaowowodanxinlehaojitian,danzaixuexiaotaqueshimeihewoshuohua,yemeikanwo,xuexiaoliwoliangdefeiwenshenzhidousanle。
kewofaxianxuexiaowaidedifang,wojingrannadounengkandaota。
fangxuedeshihoutajiuyizhihetadexiongdigenzaiwoshenhoubuyuandedifang,tamenshuoshuoxiaoxiaodaoshimeidaraodaowozoulu,kewojiushijuedetamenzaigenzongwo。
haiyouzhoumodeshihouwoqutushuguan,yenengkandaoqinyuzhi,wozaineixuexikanshu,tajiuzaineinazheshoujidayouxi,jiuzuozailiwobuyuandedifang,yebuhewoshuohua。
这个人真怪。
zhidaomoutian,woqubukeban,jingranmeiyudaoqinyuzhi。
wosuiranqiguai,danyesongleyikouqi,quemeixiangdao,woyudaolejigexiaohunhun。
tamenyigegedabandegenshamateside,ranzhegezhonggeyangyansedetoufa,zhibenwolai。
wozhijuebumiao,zhuanshenjiuzou。
neixierenguoranshichongzhewolaide,zhuishanglaizhuazhuwodegeboburangwozou。
「nimenbiepengwo......」
wohaimeishuowanni,jiuaileyigeerguang,wozuijiaodouliuxuele,tengdewoshuobuchulaihua,beitamenzhuaizhewodetoufatuozoule。
wodahandajiaodoumeiyourenlai,jiuzaiwoyiweiwozheibeiziyaowanledeshihou,wotingdaoleyishengbaozaodenuma。
qinyuzhiqichuanyuyudipaoguolai,sanliangxiajiujiejueleneixieren,wanshenchaowoshenchushou。
woyouyuzheyaobuyaoshenshoudeshihou,yanzhengzhengkandaotangzaidishangdeyigexiaohunhunxunsupaqilai,suishouchaoqiyikuaibanzhuanzadaoleqinyuzhidehounaoshaoshang。
qinyuzhishenseyizhi,ranhoujiudaozailewodeshenshang......
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这时。
「nimenganshenme!」yigedayechulai,zhizheneijigexiaohunhun:「wobaojingle!」
wangyougexingshiyizhongtaidudianping:yaoyaoaixiewende《xiaobabianwenhao》 zheimehaokandeshu,zuozheyaoyaoaixiewenwogendingnile,nixieyibenwokanyiben
wangyoulaiyijinaiqingdianping:《xiaobabianwenhao》zheipianxiaoshuoyouxiangyoulve,yanzhiyouxu,neirongshengdongjuti,bushiweiyipianjiazuo。
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