校霸变文豪
《校霸变文豪》 小说介绍
《xiaobabianwenhao》jiangshuleyangzimoqinyuzhizhijiandegushi，xiaoshuoneirongxinying，wenbichengshu，zhideyikan。womengle，woshenmeshihoushuoguoneiyangdehua？qinyuzhituranchaowozouleguolai：「kelaozipianpianbuxinxie，jiuyaopaoni，rangnikankan……...
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第一章
学校的作家讲座。
xueshengtiwen：「shishenmecushininjianchixiezuoni？」
「qiannvyou，tashuowoxuexibuhao，shuailewo。」
zuojiashuowan，kanxianglezuozaijiaoluolidewo。
「......」
淦！
zheibushidangniandexiaobama？
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「yanglaoshi，nizuixihuandeneigezuojiachuxizanmenxuexiaodewenxuezhuanjiajiangzuole，nikuaidianguolai，wojinizhanleweizhi！」
我最喜欢的作家？
wolianmangguaduandianhua：「cheng」deyixiaxiachuang，suibianshoushilejixiajiuzhibenxuexiaoerqu。
dengwogandaowomenxuexiaozuidadehuiyishishi，wuyangyangdeyipianyijingzuomanleren，huo，bukuishiwozuixihuandezuojia，renqizheimegao。
gangcaijiwodadianhuadechenlaoshichaowohuihuishou：「yanglaoshi，zheilizheili。」
suiranshizuijiaoluodeweizhi，danwoyijinghenganjile，woshoulinazhewozuixihuandeneibenshu，yihuizhunbeirangyulaoshijiwoqiangeming。
jieguochenlaoshikandaowohuailideshuyihuodiwenwo：「niganmanazheibenshu？」
wohuanglehuangshoulideshu：「yinweiwozuixihuanzheibena，yihuiwoyidingyaochongshangqurangyulaoshijiwoqiangeming。」
「yulaoshi？a？」chenlaoshiyifuheirenwenhaolian。
woye「a？」leyixia，zenmelema？
weishenmetafanyingzheimeqiguai？
xiayimiao，wojiuzhidaodaanle，yinwei......
「xiamianqingdajiahuanyingqinyuzhixiansheng。」
yizhenreliedezhangshengzhong，wodeyizihaoxiangshenglehaojigendingzi，haishidingzijianchaoshangdeneizhong。
woxianzaizouhailaidejima？
跑！
wozhanleqilai，gangyaochuanguorenqunwangwaichong，qinyuzhijiujinlaile，wokanguoqudeshihou，henhao，womenlianggedeyanshenzhenghaozaibankongzhongxiangyu。
zheijiujiaoqiangdachutouniaoba，sheirangwopianpianzheigeshihouzhanqilaileni，neijianzhijiushihelijiqun。
chenlaoshiyibalaxiawo：「kuaizuohao，mashangjiukaishile，nibieyihuier。」
「......」
zenmeniyiweiwoyaoshangcesuoma？
「chenlaoshi，niweishenmeshuotashiwozuixihuandezuojiaa？」
chenlaoshijilewoyigeyouliyoujudehuida：「bushima？wokannidezhuozishangyizhifangzhetadeshua。」
haoba，zheihaizhenshiyigemeilidewuhui。
jilaizhizeanzhi，wozhinenganxintingjiangzuo。
qinyuzhizaitaishangkankanertan，zheicaijinianguoqu，tajingranbiandezheimechenwenle，yikaikouyebuzaishi「nitemezhaosi」，huozhe「jilaozidianyan」le，ershitanlunqilewenxuehexiezuo。
jiangzuodezuihoudaolexueshengmendetiwenhuanjie。
youxueshengzhanqilaitiwen：「qinlaoshi，xiezuoshiyijianfeichanggududeshiqing，woxiangwennindeshi，shishenmecushininjianchixiezuodeni？zhishichuyuduiwenxuedereaima？」
zheigetongxueshiwomenbande，tidewentihenyoushuizhun，womanyididianlediantou，ranhoukanxiangtaishangdeqinyuzhi。
zhijianqinyuzhidandanyixiao：「bushi，shiwoqiannvyou，tashuowoxuexibuhao，shuailewo。」
「......」
wodexueshengyouwen：「suoyininshixiangxiangqiannvyouzhengming，tadangshiyanxiama？」
「......」
qinyuzhiyoushidandanyixiao：「haishibushuole，bijing......tacikejiuzaixianchang。」
hualuo，qinyuzhikanxianglezuozaijiaoluolidewo。
「......」
好，很好。
wodexueshengzhenxiaoshun，wodeqianrenzhen......gou。
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yinweiqinyuzhineiyiyan，suoyourendoukanxiangwozheibiandefangxiang，zheigeshihouwobunengchuxianyidianhuangluandebiaoqing，fouzejiubudazizhaole。
chenlaoshicouguolaixiaoshengwenwo：「yanglaoshi，qinyuzhigangcaikandehaoxiangshiniye，tashuodejiushiniba？」
woyaoyaotou：「zenmekeneng？」
jiangzuojieshu，woyigejianbuchongshangqu，raner......
「yanglaoshi，zheili！」fuxiaozhangxinggaocailiedichaowozhaoshou。
「......」
wokandaoqinyuzhihefuxiaozhangzaiyiqi，zaizhongrendeshixianli，yingzhetoupiguoqu。
xiaohua，buguoquwobujiuxinxulema？
wogengzhebozizoudaofuxiaozhangshenbian，lianshangguazheworenweiyidinghendetidexiaorong：「fuxiaozhang，qinlaoshi，nihao。」
qinyuzhikanzhewo，yanshenwubowulan，yidiandoubuxiangzaikanqiannvyou，haoxianggangcaizaitaishangneihanwoderenbushitayiyang。
tachaowoshenchushou：「nihao，yanglaoshi。」
woqiyundantian，ranhouyoujiangsuoyoudeliqidouyundaoleyoushoushang，yibazhuashangqu，henhenzuanzhuqinyuzhidegouzhuazi。
gounanren，rangnineihanwo！
gangcaiwozhouweihaiyourenzaitaolundangchushuaileqinyuzhideshishei，shuoqinyuzhizhangdeneimeshuai，shuailetabushixiayanjiushizhanv！
nicaixiayan，nicaizhani！
qinyuzhizaiworuciyonglixiayijiubudongshengse，neizhangshuaidaoxiesideyaonielianshangshizhongguazhedandandeweixiao。
tadaizheyifujinsibianyanjing，hehe，dangchukaikoujimataishoujiudadexiaobaxianzaidaoshirenmorenyangde，weishenmesiwenbaileidouaidaiyanjinga？
wosongkaileqinyuzhidezhuazi，xinqingshuangduole。
fuxiaozhangshifenreqingdibawojieshaojiqinyuzhi：「qinlaoshinibuzhidao，womenyanglaoshikexihuannile，zhuozishangyizhifangzhenidedazuoni！」
「！！」
不是酱紫的呀！
wozhisuoyihuimaiqinyuzhideshu，chuncuishihaoqidangchuneiyangderenyaoshenyibianchengweidazuojia，zheimedadezhuanbianduiwolaishuotaibukesiyile，woxiangkantaxiedezenmeyang。
neishudoumaile，wozongbunengdiuleba，jiuyizhifangzainei。
wocaibuhuichengrenqinyuzhixiedehaibucuoni。
qinyuzhimeishaoqingtiao，qianqiandijingyaleyixia：「shima？meixiangdaoyanglaoshizheimexihuanwo......deshu。」
「......」
你说话大喘气呀？
dangzhefuxiaozhangdemian，wozhinengdiantou：「shiyashiya，wohenxihuanqinlaoshi......deshu。」
qie，bujiushidachuanqima，sheibuhuia？
fuxiaozhangturannachuwohuailideshu，dijiqinyuzhi：「qinlaoshi，nijiqiangemingba，yanglaoshi......」
fuxiaozhangdehuameishuowan，kanzheshupishang「huozhe」zheilianggezi，xianrulechensi......yeyoukenengshixianruleganga。
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这不重要！
wonahuiwodebaobei，wanzheyanjingluchujiaxiao：「baoqian，zoudecongmang，nacuole。」
qinyuzhiweiweicetoukanxiangmenkou，yigenanrenzoulejinlai，shoulihainazheqinyuzhidedazuo。
tajieguolaidijiwo：「zheishichuban，woqianlemingzide，yanglaoshi，xiwangnijixuxihuanwo......deshu。」
「xiexie。」wodadafangfangjieguolai，fanzhengbuyaobaibuyao，chubana，shuobudingnengshengzhini。
fuxiaozhangjixulazhewoheqinyuzhiyouliaoleyihui，ranhouyaoqingwoyiqisongqinyuzhichuqu。
wozhenshibumingbai，laiwomenxuexiaodemingrenbingbushao，zhiqianyemeijianfuxiaozhangzheimereqing，hailazhewolaichongdangfensipenggaoqinyuzhi，ganmayazheishi？
qinyuzhidoushangchelikaile，fuxiaozhanghaizhanzaiyuandibaishou。
woweiweiwangfuxiaozhangshenbiankaolekao：「xiaozhang，nishiqinyuzhidechaojifensia？」
fuxiaozhanghaizaichongzheqinyuzhilikaidefangxiangxiaoni：「bushia。」
这我就不明白了。
「neinizheishi......」
fuxiaozhangzheicaikanxiangwo：「a，wonverxihuanta，dantajintianchuchaqule，laibule。」
wohaishibumingbai：「suoyini？」
fuxiaozhangyilianshenchendebiaoqing：「xiaoyanga，bangbangmanghaoma，qinyuzhiyaoshichenglewodenvxu，wojiniyigong。」
「......」
hezhenilawoyiqijiqinyuzhipengchoujiao，jiushixiangjiqinyuzhiliuxiayigehaoyinxiang，haozhaotazuonvxu？
budebushuo，fuxiaozhanghaizhenshiyiweihaofuqin。
「fuxiaozhang，neinizenmequedingtaxianzaimeiyounvpengyouni？」
fuxiaozhangshifenkendingdeyuqi：「meiyou，wodoudatingguole。」
是吗？
qinyuzhixianzaihaimeiyounvpengyouma？
woyoukanxiangqinyuzhilikaidefangxiang。
erbianturanxiangqilefuxiaozhangdetanxisheng：「yebuzhidaodangchushuaileqinyuzhideshishei？jiuyinweixuexibuhaojiubarenjiajishuaile？haizaixianchang？nishuozheirennengshisheini？」
womozhexiabasuishengfuhe：「duia，zheirennengshisheini？」
那还能是谁？
当然是我了呗。
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zhiyuwoheqinyuzhideyuanyuan，neihaideconggaozhongshuoqi。
neigeshihouwoshiwomenxuexiaodedaxueba，huihuikaoshinianjipaimingdiyi。
qinyuzhiyeshi「ba」，shixiaoba。
dabianlejingchengwudishoubushuo，haichouyanhejiudajiapaoniuyangyangdouzhan，wodangshizhidaoqinyuzhiyaozhuanlaiwomenxuexiaoshifeichangxianqide，juedetaderenpindoupeibushangtazheigemingzi。
erqietahaishizhuanxuesheng，jushuoshizhenggeshilidexuexiaotadouzhuanbianle，zuihoudaolewomenxuexiao，womenbanji。
wozixiaojiuxihuanwenxue，zaijiashangwocongming，renzizao，zheimeduonianwoduguodeshu，dounengkaiyigexiaotushuguanle。
suoyiwoyitingdaoqinyuzhidemingzijiuzhidaoshilaiziyipianjiao《dongshan》deshijing，qizhongyijujiao「wozhengyuzhi」。
erwojiaoyangzimo，laiziouyangxiude《langtaosha》，quanbanjiuwomenlianggemingziyigelaizisongci，yigelaizishijing，tamendoushuowomenlianggetingmingzijiuhenpei，feiwenjiuzheimechuanleqilai。
hexiaobachuanfeiwenduiwozheizhong「qinggao」dexuebalaishuoshifeichangchirude，suoyiwokanqinyuzhijiugengjiabushunyanle，yizhiyutazhuanxuelailebangeyuele，wodoumeihetashuoguohua。
danwoliangdefeiwenquemeiyouyincixiaosan，yebuzhidaoshisheineimequede，jingranshuoqinyuzhixianzaimeiyouduixiangshi......weilewoshoushenruyu？
脑残言论。
buguotamenaishuoshenmejiushuoshenme，woyigedaxueba，wodeyanlixinlidouzhiyouxuexi，wocaibuhuizaihutamenshuoshenmeni。
danjiushiyourenbazheixieyaoyanfangzaixinshangle，xuexiaodexiaohuachenlu，tahetajigexiaogenbanbawoduzaifangxuehuijiadelushang，yilianxiaozhanghebiyidikanzhewo。
「yangzimo，niheqinyuzhishizhende？」
wolandedalitamen，raokaitamenwangqianzou。
chenluzhuishanglaipaiwodejianbang：「wei，wowennihuani！」
wozhuanshenfukaitadeshou，lianshangxianqidebiaoqingdoukuaiyichulaile：「tamenxiachuandenidouxin？woheneigeqinyuzhiyidianguanxidoumeiyou。」
chenluhaishibuxiangxin：「zhende？」
wobuxiehetamentaolunzheixie，zhuanshenwangqianzou，shenhouchuanlaitamenchaoxiaodeshengyin。
「yangzimonizhuangshenmea？nengheqinyuzhichuanfeiwen，zheishinidefuqi！」
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wonaohailituranjiumaochu《zhenhuanchuan》lizhuaifeideneijuhua，zhuanshenduilehuiqu：「zheifuqijininiyaobuyaoa？」
duifangyizhenchenmo，jinjiezhechenludegenbanhahadaxiaolechulai，danbeichenlujihoulehuiqu。
chenluzoudaowomianqian：「yangzimo，nizuihaoshuodeshizhende，wogaosuni，qinyuzhishiwode。」
「......」
tamenzaigaixuexidenianlingzongxiangzhechuduixiangneishitamenzijideshiqing，yuwowuguan。
wozhishitaoyantamenshuodehaoxiangheqinyuzhichuanfeiwenzhendeshiwoderongxingyiyang。
我还真不稀罕。
wozhuanshenzhunbeizouren，chenluyoupaileyixiawodejianbang，burangwozou，womeilenaixin，jinggaota：「nibiezaipengwole。」
chenluchixiao：「wojiupengni，ninengbawozenyanga？」
「woshibunengbanizenyang，danxuexiaohuibanizenyang。」
chenlubushuohuale，wozhuanshenzoule，haitingdaotamenzaineifengciwo。
「xuexihaolebuqia？」
he，buhaoyisi，xuexihaojiushilebuqi。
......
xiangdaodangshiwoshuodeneijuhua，zhongyumingbaishenmejiao「dangshijuedeyouzhuangdao，xianzaihuixiangqilaihendiulian」le。
woneishihoudexinggequeshihai......tingrangrentaoyande，qinyuzhiyezheimeshuoguo。
zheidoushihewodechengzhanghuanjingyouguan。
wocongxiaozhangzaidayuan，bamadoushijunren，duiwotebieyanli，woyebeijiyuhouwang，suoyiwoshenmedouyaozuodaozuihao，zheiyeshiwobamadingzhuwode。
xiakezhihouwohuidaojia，yikaimenjiukandaowomacongchufangchulai，shenshangxizheweiqun。
womabujingchangxiachu，jialidesancandoushiayifuzede，danwomazuodeyishouhaozhayu，shiwozuixihuanchide。
woyijinghaojiudoumeichidaole，meicixiangchiwoyebuhuigenwomasajiaorangtajiwozuo。
wozhangzheimeda，yizhidoushiguiguijujude「bierenjiadehaizi」，woturanfaxian，wohaoxiangcongmeiweizijihuoguo，yizhianbujiubandizouzhangbeimenjiwoanpaihaodelu，jiulianzaidaxuerenjiaoyeshiwobamaanpaide，zhiyuwozijixiangganshenme，tamenmeiwen，wozijiyemeishuo。
woxiangdao《zhifou》limianzumushuominglanxiaoxiaonianjijiuxintonggaomu，woxiangwoyeshizheiyangde。
xianglaiwozhijinzuoguoweiyifengkuangdeshiqing，jiushigenqinyuzhitanlianaileba......
「nihuilaile，zhenghaoyoushihenishuo。」womazhaixiaweiqun，yikaikoujiushiqiangshideyuqi：「zheigezhouliunibieanpaishenmeshile，hewochuquyitang，jinianpailegexiangqin，niqukankan。」
wozhishidiandiantou，jiuhuifangjianle。
shia，woyedaolegaijiehundenianjile......wobamashizheimerenweide。
可是......
wotangzaichuangshangbishangyanjing，sixiaanjing，wojingranyouxiangdaoleqinyuzhi。
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woheqinyuzhishuodediyijuhuashi「rangkai」。
jiushizaichenluduwodediertian，zhongwuchiwanfanwoyaohuijiaoshishangzixi，zaishitangmenkoubeiqinyuzhijiduzhule。
wowangzuotajiuwangzuo，wowangyoutajiuwangyou，woyiqizhixiajiushuochuleneilianggezi，suiranshengyinbuda，danshiqishishizu。
keqinyuzhiquezhishiqingxiaoleyisheng：「haoxuesheng，youdianshihenishuo，nishigenwozouni，haishijiuzaizheishuo？」
wozenmekenenghetazou，woneimetaoyanta，bizhibujini。
qinyuzhikanchulewodexinsi，chongwotiaoletiaomei，yixiaodeshihougengexiaopiziside：「neizanmenjiuzaizheigangzhe，fanzhengwobupabeirenkan，jiushibuzhidaonizheigehaoxueshengbeirenkandaohewozaiyiqi，huibuhuijuedediuren。」
zhouweiqueshiyouhenduoxueshengzaikanzhe，meibanfa，wozhinenggenqinyuzhizoule。
tadegenbanbaneixiekanrenaoderendoujiqiansanle。
「kanshenmekan？douqikai！」
woshibiezheyiduzideqiheqinyuzhilaidaolexuexiaodakantaihoumian，neihaiyoutoutouzaiyuehuidexuesheng，kandaoqinyuzhijiudouzoule。
wozaixinliananmatagengeguijianchouside，erbianjiuxiangqiledahuojideshengyin，zaiyikan，qinyuzhiyijingdianleyigenyan，choushangle。
「......」
woduitadeyanegengshenzhongle。
qinyuzhitunyuntuwuzhijiankanxiangwo，zuijiaoyizhigouzheyimopipidehudu，haieliedichaowotuleyikouyan，qiangdewozhijiekesoulechulai。
qinyuzhidixiao：「wenyixiajiubuxingle，woxianzaiyaoshiqinni，nihaibudeyunguoqu？」
「ni......」wolianjiashunjianyongshangzaore，qidewodoukuaiyaokule，zaixinlimata**。
qinyuzhiyoutuchuyikouyan：「tamendoushuozanliangchuduixiang，zheishiernizhidaoba？」
「neishitamenxiashuo！wodouburenshini！」
zaicizhiqianwoyizhidoumeiheqinyuzhishuoguohua，queshiburenshi。
qinyuzhijikouchouwanyigenyan，jiangyantoudiudaodishangyongjiaojiannianmie，ranhoutaitoukanwo，tameiyuzhijiansihuliaoraozhepiqihexieqi，kanzheheren，wobuyouwanghoutuileyibu。
qinyuzhilengxiao：「burenshiwo？niherenshuowojiushigeburuliudexiaohunhun，bupeizuonitongxuedeshihou，wokannihenlejiewoa，meicuo，wojiushigeburuliudexiaohunhun，bupeigennizheiyangdehaoxueshengchu、dui、xiang。」
womengle，woshenmeshihoushuoguoneiyangdehua？
qinyuzhituranchaowozouleguolai：「kelaozipianpianbuxinxie，jiuyaopaoni，rangnikankanwodaodipeibupei。」
「......」
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woyoufamengzhuanweijinghe，yingbizhezijibuzhunkuchulai，dankekebanbandeshengyinhaishichumailewo。
「ni......wo......woshenmeshihoushuoguoneixiehuale？」
qinyuzhishenseyidun，zixidingzhewodelian。
woshenhuxi，rangzijikanshangquxiangwomayiyangqiangshi：「womeishuoguoneixiehua，wocongbuhetamentanlunni。」
qinyuzhichenmoleyihui，sihushixiangdaoleshenme，xiaozhediandiantou：「xing，neikenengshiwonongcuole，woxianghaoxueshengdaoqian。」
wobailetayiyan，zhunbeizouren。
shenhouzaicixiangqiqinyuzhideshengyin：「haoxuesheng，kewozhendeyaopaoni。」
「nigan！」womengdizhuanhuishenhenhendengzheta：「nixinbuxinwo......wogaosulaoshi！」
qinyuzhilangshengdaxiaolechulai，xiangshizaixiaowosha。
wozhidaowogangcaineijuhuaqueshitingshade，youbushixiaoxueshengle，gaoshenmelaoshi？
「zongzhi，niyihoubuxuhewoshuohua，ye......yebuxukanwo！」
......
qinyuzhishuoyaopaowowodanxinlehaojitian，danzaixuexiaotaqueshimeihewoshuohua，yemeikanwo，xuexiaoliwoliangdefeiwenshenzhidousanle。
kewofaxianxuexiaowaidedifang，wojingrannadounengkandaota。
fangxuedeshihoutajiuyizhihetadexiongdigenzaiwoshenhoubuyuandedifang，tamenshuoshuoxiaoxiaodaoshimeidaraodaowozoulu，kewojiushijuedetamenzaigenzongwo。
haiyouzhoumodeshihouwoqutushuguan，yenengkandaoqinyuzhi，wozaineixuexikanshu，tajiuzaineinazheshoujidayouxi，jiuzuozailiwobuyuandedifang，yebuhewoshuohua。
这个人真怪。
zhidaomoutian，woqubukeban，jingranmeiyudaoqinyuzhi。
wosuiranqiguai，danyesongleyikouqi，quemeixiangdao，woyudaolejigexiaohunhun。
tamenyigegedabandegenshamateside，ranzhegezhonggeyangyansedetoufa，zhibenwolai。
wozhijuebumiao，zhuanshenjiuzou。
neixierenguoranshichongzhewolaide，zhuishanglaizhuazhuwodegeboburangwozou。
「nimenbiepengwo......」
wohaimeishuowanni，jiuaileyigeerguang，wozuijiaodouliuxuele，tengdewoshuobuchulaihua，beitamenzhuaizhewodetoufatuozoule。
wodahandajiaodoumeiyourenlai，jiuzaiwoyiweiwozheibeiziyaowanledeshihou，wotingdaoleyishengbaozaodenuma。
qinyuzhiqichuanyuyudipaoguolai，sanliangxiajiujiejueleneixieren，wanshenchaowoshenchushou。
woyouyuzheyaobuyaoshenshoudeshihou，yanzhengzhengkandaotangzaidishangdeyigexiaohunhunxunsupaqilai，suishouchaoqiyikuaibanzhuanzadaoleqinyuzhidehounaoshaoshang。
qinyuzhishenseyizhi，ranhoujiudaozailewodeshenshang......
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这时。
「nimenganshenme！」yigedayechulai，zhizheneijigexiaohunhun：「wobaojingle！」
wangyoulanqinggedianping：taizanlexiaobabianwenhaoshiwozhuiguozuihaodexiaoshuo，zhuyaoshiquanchengdoumeiyouwuhui，ganxiezuozhedadanengrangwozhuidaoneimehaodexiaoshuo。
wangyoujiejiemeilizhibaobiaodianping：zheibenshuxiaobabianwenhaohennanbujiwuxing，butaihuishuohua，zuozheyaoyaoaixiewenmiaoxiederenwudouhenliti，xiangshizhenshifashengguoyiyang，rangrenxinshengxiangwang，zongzhihenxihuanzheibenshu。