小帝姬下凡：文武百官齐吃瓜
《小帝姬下凡：文武百官齐吃瓜》 小说介绍
《xiaodijixiafan：wenwubaiguanqichigua》zheishuhaisuankeyi，baoyuduntujimiaoshugushiqingjiehaixing，qiaoananxiaotuantuanlongchuandaobushipindedemiaoxielingrenxinshengxiangwang，zhuyaojiangdeshi：zheihaodaiyeshizaipantaoyanshang，zheimeduoxianjiakanzheni，tazenmejiu，zenmejiuyidianyanmiandoubujitaliuni！！！tahaodaiyeshizheisanjiezuizuizunguidenanren！！！……
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“xiaotuantuan，jinrikeyoushenmedaguaya？”
xiaodijianancikezhengduanzuozaiyanhuixishang，yibiandakuaiduoyi，yibianzhuaizhexiaotuantuandeyixiuxiaoshengwendao。
xiaodiji，mingtaiwei，ruminganan，shitiandaolaozude**。
xiaotuantuanni，shixiaodijianandeshinv。
zheizhupuliangrena，biedeaihaomeiyou，jiuxihuanchigua。
liangrenzuhezaiyiqi，jianzhijiushixingzoudeguatianleida，zhenggexianjiedoubeitaliangjijiaodebudeanning！
kepianpianxiaodijihoutaiying，bujinyouyigechaojidalaodetiandaolaodie，haiyousangejiangtajichongshangtiandegege，suoyizaizhongxianjiayeshigannubuganyan。
zheibu，jinrishiwangmuniangniangdepantaoshengyan，zheiliangrenyouzaineilididiguguzhunbeichiguale！
xiaotuantuancikejiuzhanzaianandeshenpang，tazhengyongyibatuanshanzhezhudabanzhanglian，zhiluchuyishuangdayanjing，jidongdishuodao。
“dangranyoule！erqiea，zheicihaishigedaguani！”
xiaotuantuanjidongdishuodao：“shenmedagua！kuaidianshuolaitingting！”
zheiliangrendeshengyinsuixiao，keyinweizhongxianjiaquandoufenleyisixinshenzaitamenzheibian，suoyitaliangdemeiyijuhuadoutingdegewaizhenqie。
tingdaozheiliangrenyouyaochigua，yuanbenhaizaihuxianghanxuandezhongxianjiadunshishenziyijin！
wanlewanle！buzhidaozheiciyoushinagedaomeidanbeidingshangle！
xiaotuantuanjidongdishuodao：“xiaozhuren，ganggangjinlaideshihou，niyoumeiyouzhuyidaoyudilaoerdeyanshena？”
xiaodiji：“a，womeizhuyikana，yudideyanshenzenmelea？”
xiaotuantuan：“xiaozhuren，nishibuzhidao，taganggangneishuangsemimidexiaoyanjinga，shibushiditoutoukanxiangchangexianzi，liangrenzhengzaiwangmuniangniangdeyanpizidixiameimuchuanqingni！”
xiaodijijidongdishuodao：“shenme？changexianzi！”
“aiyaya！yudijingranzaihechangexianzimeimuchuanqing？！shenmeqingkuang？！nanbucheng，taliangzhijianyoushenmedagua？！”
众仙家：？？？
bushi，zheishichiguachidaoyuditoushanglea？！
haiyou，semimi？changexianzi？meimuchuanqing？zhendejiadea？！
zaikanxijiandechangexianzi，neizhangqingguoqingchengdelian“shua”diyixiahongle！
ciketadeneixinwubijiaozhuo，zhixiwangyudinengchushouganjinzuzhizheiliangrenjixushuoxiaqu。
zaikanyudi，tayuanbenhaiduanzuozaizhuwei、yitaiweiyan，tingdaozheihuadunshihedeyigejiling！
gaisi！zheiliangxiaobizaizi！gaibuhuiyaodangzhezhongxianjiademianbazijideshiqingjitongchulaiba！
buxing！kebunengrangzheiliangxiaohunqiujixushuoxiaqule！
fouze，dangzhezhongxianjiademianbeizheiliangxiaobizaizibagejingguang，tadezheizhanglaolianhaiwangnaerge？！
sheizhitagangxiangzuzhixiaodiji，quebeiwangmuniangniangyigeyanshenhenhendidenglehuiqu！
wangmuniangniangcikemianchenrushui，yishuangyanjingsisididingzhexiafangneimoyuebaishenying。
haoa！bengongdaoyaotingting，nimenzheiduigounannv，sidixiajiujingdouganlexieshenmejianburendegoudang！！！
xiaotuantuanyuqilidoudaizhejifenjidong，fuzaixiaodijideerbianxiaoshengdao：“neibixuyoudaguaa！”
“xiaozhurennishibuzhidao，biekanzheiyudibiaomianshangyifuzhengrenjunzidemoyang，qishijiushiyigeshidashidelaosepei！”
“tayajingchangbeizhewangmuniangniangtouchi，wangmuniangniangdelvtoujindoukuaiguamannantianmenle！”
tajixubaoliao：“yudiqishiyijingchanchangexianzihenjiule，zuijina，zhongyuzaimougeyeheifenggaozhiye，toutouquleguanghangongzuowanlezijiyizhixiangzuodeshiqing……”
ciyanyichu，wuyiyuzaiyaochitouxialeyikejiuxiaoshenlei！
zhongxianjia：？？？！！！
王母：！！！！！！
玉帝：？？？
haizhenshipashenmelaishenme！
该死！！！！！
ketadaoxianzaidoumeigaomingbai，zheixieshiqingzheiliangxiaobizaizijiujingdoushiruhedezhidea！！！！
guanjianshi，taliangjingranzaizheipantaoshengyan，dangzhezhongxianjiademianjibaolechulai！
ciketazhijuedelianshang**lade！！！
tianyea！jinhoutadezheizhanglaoliankewangnaergea！
zaikanzuozaixiamiandechangexianzi，cikelianshangyeshichediguabuzhule！
tahenbudejiangzhenggeliandoumaijinyifulimianqu，ruobushizheihuiershizaizoubukai，tazhenxianglikepaohuiguanghangongquzaiyebuchulaile！
weiyouwomendexiaodijianan，xingfendexiaoliantonghong，xiaoshoujinjinzuanzhuxiaotuantuandexiuzi，jidongdeshengyindoubianlediao：“wodetianyea！xiaotuantuan！zheigua……zheiguabaoshuma？！taijingbaole！jingtiandaguaa！”
“wohaiyizhiyiweiyudishigeqiguanyanni，meichengxiangameichengxiang！”tayaotouhuangnao，
“tadanzihaitingfeide，jingranzaiwangmuniangniangdeyanpizidixiatouchi！zezeze！”
lianggexiaonaodaizaicicouzaiyiqi，jidongdiqieqiesiyu，liangzhixiaoliandouhongpupude。
ananzhengxiangzaishenruwajueyixia“yeheifenggao”dexijie，turanganjuedaobeihouyiguhanyixilai。
liangrentingzhijiaotan，zheicaiyishidaozheiyanhuishangdexianlebuzhiheshitingle。
suoyoudehanxuanxiaoyuyeturanjiaranerzhi。
yigubinglengcigudeweiyarutonghanchaoyiban，shunjianxijuanlezhenggeyaochi，dongdeyixiexiuweidiweidexiaoxianemensesefadou。
xiaodijihexiaotuantuantongshiyigejiling，mengditaitouwangqu。
zhijianzhuweizhishang，wangmuniangniangbuzhiheshiyijingfangxialejiubei。
neizhangyuanbenyongronghuaguidelianshang，cikerutongzhaoleyicengwannianhanbing！
tayuanbendexiaorongzaoyixiaoshibujian，cikeyishuangfengyanxiangshiyibacuiledudeliren，sisidingzaixiafangxiweizhongchangexianzideshenshang。
changexianzicikezaoyimianwurense，tadeshenziweiweizhandou，xiangkaikoubianjieshenme，queyigeziyefabuchulai……
yudidelianseyebianle，qiangzizhendingdikaikou：“wangmu，nitingwojieshi……”
“bizui！”wangmuniangniangdeshengyinbugao，quedaizheyiguhairendeweiyan，hedesuoyouxianshendoupingzhulehuxi，liandaqidoubuganchu。
zhenggeyaochisijiyipian，luozhenkewen。
jiuzaizheilingrenzhixidesijizhong，xiaodijideshengyinqueruyueerzhi：“aiyaya！”
“xiaotuantuan，tamenzheishizenmelea？zenmeturandoubushuohualea？”
“haiyounikanwangmuniangniangneiliansezenmeneimenankan？”
“nanbucheng，tayijingzhidaoyuditouchideshiqingle？”
xiaotuantuan：“haoxiangshideai！aiyaxiaozhuren，kanlaizanmenjintianbujinyoudaguachi，haiyouyichangjingcaidedaxikeyikanleni！”
xiaodijijidongdishengyindouzaizhandou：“wasai！zhendema？！doushuowangmuniangniangshigelihaide！”
“buzhidaojinrigairuhechuzhiyudizheigelaosepei！”
“zezeze，zhenshixiangxiangdou**！”
“lailailai，xiaotuantuan，guazizhunbeihao，kaishichidaguakandaxilou！”٩(◕‿◕｡)۶
xiaotuantuantongyangyeshijidongdishouwuzudao：“haolei！xiaozhurenfangxin，guaziguangou！zanmenyiqikandaxikanla！”
众仙家：……
yudi：？？？？！！！！！
zheilianggexiaobizaizi！！！！！！
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