baoyuduntujidewenzhangbichuxini,qingjiebutuota,《xiaodijixiafan:wenwubaiguanqichigua》henbang!qiaoananxiaotuantuanlongchuandaoshibenshudezhujiao,《xiaodijixiafan:wenwubaiguanqichigua》jianjie:tamengdiyishuaipaoxiu,huazuoyidaojinguang,touyebuhuidichaozheyaoguangqingongdefangxianglangbeitaoqu:“fanle!fanle!fanle!doufan……
yudidelian“shua”diyixiajiubianbaile!
tahenhendikanxiangxiaodijidefangxiang,yanshenlimanshifennu!
这两个天杀的!!!
zhenshihenbudesilantaliangdezui!
sheizhiquebeiwangmuniangniangqiangdadeweiyahedeyidongbugandong!
wangmuniangniangcikedelianheidenengdichumolai,tazhoushensanfadehanqi,rangyaochideshuimiandoukaishijiechuxisuidebinglai,shideyuanbenjiubinglengcigudeyaochiwenduyouzhoujianglejifen。
“nige**!”wangmuturandaheyisheng!
ranhoushenyingkuairuguimei,shunjianchuxianzaichangexianzidemianqian。
zhiting“pa——!”deyishengxiang!
wangmuniangniangdeyijibazhang,jiejieshishidishanzailechangeneizhangqingguoqingchengdelianshang!
changexianzilianhengdoumeihengyisheng,zhenggerenjiubeizheiyibazhangjizhijiechoufeilechuqu!
“wangmu!ni,nizenmehaidarenni?!”
yudiyilianbukezhixindikanzhewangmu!
zheihaodaiyeshizaipantaoyanshang,zheimeduoxianjiakanzheni,tazenmejiu,zenmejiuyidianyanmiandoubujitaliuni!!!
tahaodaiyeshizheisanjiezuizuizunguidenanren!!!!
“怎么?”
wangmumengdizhuanguotou,yishuangyanjingsisidingzaiyudilianshang,zuijiaoquemanshichaofeng。
“dalenidexinaizhiren,xintengle?”
“wogaosuni,bengongjinridadejiushizheigebuzhilianchi、gouyinyoufuzhifudejianbi!”
“wo……wobushizheigeyisi……”yudibeiwangmuneishuangsiyaochirendemuguangkandexintoufamao,xiayishidihoutuilebanbu,qishishunjianailebanjie。
taqiangzizhending,shituweichidiwangdetimian,shengyinquebuyouzizhudidilexiaqu。
“那你是何意?!”
wangmuxiangqianbijinyibu,neikongbudeweiyarangyudizhouweidekongqidoufangfoninggule。
“zhenshishuo……cishi……cishibushinixiangdeneiyang,nishizaibuyi……buyizaizhongmukuikuizhixiaruci……ruci……”
ta“ruci”lebantian,yemeiganshuochu“shitai”、“pofu”zhileideci。
“rucishenme?nishixiangshuo,bengongbugairucipofushiba?!”
“hao!jirannizheiyangshuo,neibengongjinrijiurangnihaohaoqiaoqiao,shenmecaishizhenzhengdepofu!”
“nibushixintengta,burenkanzhetaaidama?neihao,zheizuibianyounititashouzhe!”
“ni,ni,ni?!”yudilianseshunjiancanbairuzhi,yiguhanyizhichongtianlinggai!
tahaobuhuaiyi,cikeshengnuzhixiadewangmu,jueduigandangzhezhongxianjiademianzaijitazheigeyudilaiyixia!
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“wanwanbuke!wanwanbukea,niangniang!”
“娘娘息怒!”
“娘娘息怒!”
“娘娘息怒!”
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jishengdaizhejingkongheaiqiudejinghutongshixiangqi,taibaijinxinghetaishanglaojundengjiweilaochengchizhongdexianjiaxiayishixiangshangqianquanzu。
“xinu?!”wangmuniangniangmengdiniutou,yanshenrudao,saoguoneijigekaikoudexianjia,hedetamenqiqihoutuiyibu。
taxiongkoujulieqifu,shuangyanchihong,sisidingzhuzhuweishangjiangyingdeyudi,shengyinyinweijizhidefennueryouxiezhandou,“bengongxibulezheigenu!”
“bengongweitacaochitianting,weitashengeryunv,weitaweichizheisanjietitong!tadaohao!beidiliganchuzheidengxiazuoazazhishi!jiangbengongdeyanmian、jiangtiantingdeweiyancaizaijiaoxiasiyijianta!nimenrangbengongruhexinu?!ruhenengxinu?!!”
tamuguangyizhuan,luozaipangbianyuanshangyipanshuilinglingdejiuqiannianpantaoshang。neipantaobenshiyannianyishoudeshengpin,cikezaiwangmuyanzhongquechenglezuichenshoudewuqi。
“laodongxi!liandoubuyaoleshiba?!bengongrangnichi!rangnitouchi!”
wangmuniangniangchedibaofale!tachaoqiyigezuidazuiyingdepantao,shoubeilunyuanle,guoxiezhefengleizhishi,henhenchaozheyudineizhanglaolianzaleguoqu!
“wangmu!buke!jinrikeshipantaoshengyan,zhongxianjiamianqian,chenghetitong!”
yudilangbeidipiantouduoshan,pantaocazhetadedimianfeiguo,“peng”diyishengzazaitashenhoudepanlongzhushang,shunjianzhishuisijian!
“nibeizhebengongganneidengazashideshihou,zenmebuxiangxiangtitong?!niyuneijianbimeimuchuanqing、antongkuanqudeshihou,zenmebuxiangxiangtitong?!xianzaigenbengongjiangtitong?!wanle!!”
wangmuniangniangzhuangruofenghu,youchaoqilianggepantao,zuoyoukaigong。
“worangnititong!rangnitouxing!laobuxiu!jinribudadenimanliantaohuakai,nijiubuzhidaohuaerweishenmezheiyanghong!”
yishijian,yaochidaluan!xianguo、qiongjiangyuyesichufeijian。
pantaochenglewangmuniangniangzuishunshoudedanyao,zhuizhebaotoushucuandeyudimanchangluanfei。
yudicikenalihaiyoubanfensanjiezhizundeweiyan?
zhijiantatoushangdedimianyijingbeizawaile,longpaoshang、huzishangquandouzhanmanlenianhuhudetaozhi、guorou,zhenggerenkanqilailangbeibuyi,quanranmeiyoulediwangdeweiyan。
“hujia!hujia!kuailanzhuta!!!”
“aiyo!zhendeyao!!!”
“wangmu!nifenglema?!kuaizhushou!!!!”
……
“aiyo!wangmuniangniangxinua!bixiaxiaoxin!!”
“kuai!kuailanzhuniangniang!bieshangzhebixia!”
“wodexiandan!a!wodeqiannianlingzhitanga!!”
“duokai!kuaiduokai!pantaoyoulaile!!”
……
jinghusheng、quanjiasheng、duoshandepengzhuangshengxiangchengyipian。
xianemenhedehuarongshise,xianshimenbaotoushucuan,zhuoyifandao,beipanlangjie,yuanbenzhuangyansumudepantaoshenghui,zheihuieryijingluandebuxiangyangzi。
danshixiaodijiananhexiaoxianexiaotuantuanerren,quebuzhiheshimalidisuodaoleyizhangzhuozidixia,shenzhihaishunshoulaohuileyipanmeibeidafandexianguazi。
liangrenjizaiyiqi,lianshangquanshikandaxidexingfenhejidong。
ananshuliandikezheguazi,xiaozui“kacakaca”xianggebuting,yishuangwuliuliudedayanjingyizhabuzhadidingzhexianchangzheinizhuiwoganxima。
kandaowangmuyigepantaochadianzazhongyudide**shi,tajidongdixiaoshouzhipaixiaotuantuandedatui:“wa!haoqiu!chadianjiu**le!wangmuniangniangweiwu!”
xiaotuantuangengshikandemeifeisewu,yibiankeguaziyibiandianping:“zeze,bixiazheizhao‘lanlvdagun’shidebucuo,kexiluodizishibugouxiaosa,koufen!”
“aiya!niangniangzheizhao‘shuangfengguaner’taihenle!”
“yudizheibo‘baotoushucuan’shenfadaoshiliandeluhuochunqing……”
“aiyo!dazhongledazhongle!hounaoshao!shihuan!”
……
“dadehao!dadehaoa!!hahahahahaha——!!!”
zhengdangyudibeiyigejingzhundepantaozazhonghounaoshao,yanqianyihei,yigeliejuchadianyi“wutitoudi”zitaiqinwenyaochidimianshi,yigehongliangruleidekuangxiaoshengturanxiangqi!
yuanlaishijingtanshizhezhubajie……
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