小帝姬下凡：文武百官齐吃瓜鲍鱼炖土鸡-著

小说简介

baoyuduntujidewenzhangbichuxini，qingjiebutuota，《xiaodijixiafan：wenwubaiguanqichigua》henbang！qiaoananxiaotuantuanlongchuandaoshibenshudezhujiao，《xiaodijixiafan：wenwubaiguanqichigua》jianjie：tamengdiyishuaipaoxiu，huazuoyidaojinguang，touyebuhuidichaozheyaoguangqingongdefangxianglangbeitaoqu：“fanle！fanle！fanle！doufan……

精彩章节

yudidelian“shua”diyixiajiubianbaile！

tahenhendikanxiangxiaodijidefangxiang，yanshenlimanshifennu！

这两个天杀的！！！

zhenshihenbudesilantaliangdezui！

sheizhiquebeiwangmuniangniangqiangdadeweiyahedeyidongbugandong！

wangmuniangniangcikedelianheidenengdichumolai，tazhoushensanfadehanqi，rangyaochideshuimiandoukaishijiechuxisuidebinglai，shideyuanbenjiubinglengcigudeyaochiwenduyouzhoujianglejifen。

“nige**！”wangmuturandaheyisheng！

ranhoushenyingkuairuguimei，shunjianchuxianzaichangexianzidemianqian。

zhiting“pa——！”deyishengxiang！

wangmuniangniangdeyijibazhang，jiejieshishidishanzailechangeneizhangqingguoqingchengdelianshang！

changexianzilianhengdoumeihengyisheng，zhenggerenjiubeizheiyibazhangjizhijiechoufeilechuqu！

“wangmu！ni，nizenmehaidarenni？！”

yudiyilianbukezhixindikanzhewangmu！

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tahaodaiyeshizheisanjiezuizuizunguidenanren！！！！

“怎么？”

wangmumengdizhuanguotou，yishuangyanjingsisidingzaiyudilianshang，zuijiaoquemanshichaofeng。

“dalenidexinaizhiren，xintengle？”

“wogaosuni，bengongjinridadejiushizheigebuzhilianchi、gouyinyoufuzhifudejianbi！”

“wo……wobushizheigeyisi……”yudibeiwangmuneishuangsiyaochirendemuguangkandexintoufamao，xiayishidihoutuilebanbu，qishishunjianailebanjie。

taqiangzizhending，shituweichidiwangdetimian，shengyinquebuyouzizhudidilexiaqu。

“那你是何意？！”

wangmuxiangqianbijinyibu，neikongbudeweiyarangyudizhouweidekongqidoufangfoninggule。

“zhenshishuo……cishi……cishibushinixiangdeneiyang，nishizaibuyi……buyizaizhongmukuikuizhixiaruci……ruci……”

ta“ruci”lebantian，yemeiganshuochu“shitai”、“pofu”zhileideci。

“rucishenme？nishixiangshuo，bengongbugairucipofushiba？！”

“hao！jirannizheiyangshuo，neibengongjinrijiurangnihaohaoqiaoqiao，shenmecaishizhenzhengdepofu！”

“nibushixintengta，burenkanzhetaaidama？neihao，zheizuibianyounititashouzhe！”

“ni，ni，ni？！”yudilianseshunjiancanbairuzhi，yiguhanyizhichongtianlinggai！

tahaobuhuaiyi，cikeshengnuzhixiadewangmu，jueduigandangzhezhongxianjiademianzaijitazheigeyudilaiyixia！

tatangtangsanjiezhizhu，ruozhenbeidangzhongzhangguai，neizhenshibishaletahaiyaonanshou！

“wanwanbuke！wanwanbukea，niangniang！”

“娘娘息怒！”

“娘娘息怒！”

“娘娘息怒！”

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jishengdaizhejingkongheaiqiudejinghutongshixiangqi，taibaijinxinghetaishanglaojundengjiweilaochengchizhongdexianjiaxiayishixiangshangqianquanzu。

“xinu？!”wangmuniangniangmengdiniutou，yanshenrudao，saoguoneijigekaikoudexianjia，hedetamenqiqihoutuiyibu。

taxiongkoujulieqifu，shuangyanchihong，sisidingzhuzhuweishangjiangyingdeyudi，shengyinyinweijizhidefennueryouxiezhandou，“bengongxibulezheigenu！”

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tamuguangyizhuan，luozaipangbianyuanshangyipanshuilinglingdejiuqiannianpantaoshang。neipantaobenshiyannianyishoudeshengpin，cikezaiwangmuyanzhongquechenglezuichenshoudewuqi。

“laodongxi！liandoubuyaoleshiba？！bengongrangnichi！rangnitouchi！”

wangmuniangniangchedibaofale！tachaoqiyigezuidazuiyingdepantao，shoubeilunyuanle，guoxiezhefengleizhishi，henhenchaozheyudineizhanglaolianzaleguoqu！

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“nibeizhebengongganneidengazashideshihou，zenmebuxiangxiangtitong？！niyuneijianbimeimuchuanqing、antongkuanqudeshihou，zenmebuxiangxiangtitong？！xianzaigenbengongjiangtitong？！wanle！！”

wangmuniangniangzhuangruofenghu，youchaoqilianggepantao，zuoyoukaigong。

“worangnititong！rangnitouxing！laobuxiu！jinribudadenimanliantaohuakai，nijiubuzhidaohuaerweishenmezheiyanghong！”

yishijian，yaochidaluan！xianguo、qiongjiangyuyesichufeijian。

pantaochenglewangmuniangniangzuishunshoudedanyao，zhuizhebaotoushucuandeyudimanchangluanfei。

yudicikenalihaiyoubanfensanjiezhizundeweiyan？

zhijiantatoushangdedimianyijingbeizawaile，longpaoshang、huzishangquandouzhanmanlenianhuhudetaozhi、guorou，zhenggerenkanqilailangbeibuyi，quanranmeiyoulediwangdeweiyan。

“hujia！hujia！kuailanzhuta！！!”

“aiyo！zhendeyao！！!”

“wangmu！nifenglema？！kuaizhushou！！！！”

……

“aiyo！wangmuniangniangxinua！bixiaxiaoxin！！”

“kuai！kuailanzhuniangniang！bieshangzhebixia！”

“wodexiandan！a！wodeqiannianlingzhitanga！！”

“duokai！kuaiduokai！pantaoyoulaile！！”

……

jinghusheng、quanjiasheng、duoshandepengzhuangshengxiangchengyipian。

xianemenhedehuarongshise，xianshimenbaotoushucuan，zhuoyifandao，beipanlangjie，yuanbenzhuangyansumudepantaoshenghui，zheihuieryijingluandebuxiangyangzi。

danshixiaodijiananhexiaoxianexiaotuantuanerren，quebuzhiheshimalidisuodaoleyizhangzhuozidixia，shenzhihaishunshoulaohuileyipanmeibeidafandexianguazi。

liangrenjizaiyiqi，lianshangquanshikandaxidexingfenhejidong。

ananshuliandikezheguazi，xiaozui“kacakaca”xianggebuting，yishuangwuliuliudedayanjingyizhabuzhadidingzhexianchangzheinizhuiwoganxima。

kandaowangmuyigepantaochadianzazhongyudide**shi，tajidongdixiaoshouzhipaixiaotuantuandedatui：“wa！haoqiu！chadianjiu**le！wangmuniangniangweiwu！”

xiaotuantuangengshikandemeifeisewu，yibiankeguaziyibiandianping：“zeze，bixiazheizhao‘lanlvdagun’shidebucuo，kexiluodizishibugouxiaosa，koufen！”

“aiya！niangniangzheizhao‘shuangfengguaner’taihenle！”

“yudizheibo‘baotoushucuan’shenfadaoshiliandeluhuochunqing……”

“aiyo！dazhongledazhongle！hounaoshao！shihuan！”

……

“dadehao！dadehaoa！！hahahahahaha——！！！”

zhengdangyudibeiyigejingzhundepantaozazhonghounaoshao，yanqianyihei，yigeliejuchadianyi“wutitoudi”zitaiqinwenyaochidimianshi，yigehongliangruleidekuangxiaoshengturanxiangqi！

yuanlaishijingtanshizhezhubajie……

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