《喜当妈后我整垮了老公一家》 小说介绍
wangwendashen“zirandouzi”dezuixinlizuo《xidangmahouwozhengkualelaogongyijia》zhengzaihuorelianzaizhong,gaishuzhuyaorenwushiliuyuanzhouchenglili,shuzhonggushijianshushi:zhouchengsihumeixiangdaowohuizheiyangwen,jiebazhekaikou:“zhei……neige,dui,wozuowanhejiule,bunengshuxue!”popozheishiyejile,zhuazhewodejianbang:“nishenme……
《喜当妈后我整垮了老公一家》 第1章 免费试读
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xiamianyouyipiangaozanhuida:[xiangwoyiyangbei,duiwaishuoshifumulaolaidezi。xianzaierzisansui,woyijinghelingyigerenjiehunle,laopoxintengwobama,haitiantianbangwodaihaizi!]
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[zheihaobana,zuihaobanjiabandaoxindifang,ranhoujiushuoshifumulaolaidezijiuxingle。wojiushizheiyang,congxianglibandaoshili,zugefangrangwobamakanhaizi,linjudouburenshi,haikuawobamayoufuqini!
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jiulianguimiyeshichangxianmuwo,shuowojialeyigehaorenjia。
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xiangdaozheili,wobujinyanleyikoutuomo,shouzhiyeweiweifadouqilai。
zhidaoxiabanhuijia,zheipianhuidahaiyizhipanxuanzaiwodenaozhong。
wobaisibudeqijie,danyoubugankaikouwen,haipashanglefuqiganqing。
hunhuneedidakaimen,xiaobaolikepujinwohuaili:“saosaobao!”
wokanzhexiaobaoyuzhouchengqibafenxiangsidelian,xinliyuelaiyuehuaiyi。
womolemoxiaobaodetou,bingmeiyoubaota。zhenghaogonggongyaojixiaobaochuankoushuijin,jiubatajiaoleguoqu。
zoujinjiamen,laogongzhengzaixicai,jianwohuilai,tacaganleshouzouguolaijilewoyigeyongbao。
“xinkule,laopo,zhuozishangyoumaxiawugangmaideshuiguo,kuaixixishouchiba。”
kanzhelaogongwenhedexiaorong,wodeyixinyoudaxiaolebushao。
wohelaogongqueshishijingrenjieshaocairenshide,tanlebannianlianaijiujielehun。zhouchengsuiranjiatingyiban,danrenpinbucuo,duiwoyefeichanghao。hunhougongpoyehenheai,congbuganyuwomendeshenghuo。
“zenmekenenghuishitani,kendingshiwoxiangduole……”
我轻轻嘟囔。
“zijidigushenmeni?kuailaichicaomei,zaibulaixiaobaojiuyaochiwanle!”
popojianwozhanzhebudong,xiaozhezhaohuwo。
“好嘞,妈。”
wozuozaishafashang,popozhengzaiweixiaobaochicaomei。
“ei,duile,worangnijixiaobaomaidenaizuini?”
“aiya!wojimangwangle!”
woyipaidatui,jintianzhiguzhexiangneipianhuida,popojiaodaiwodeshijiwanglegeganjing。
“nikanni,jixinghaiburuwozheigelaopozi,suanle,mingtianzaishuoba!”
wobuhaoyisidinaonaotou,xinligengshikuijiuwoduilaogongpopodehuaiyi。
zhengdangwozhunbeinacaomeishi,laogongfangzaichajishangdeshoujiliangleqilai。
“xiaobaodenaizuiluozaiwozheile,shenmeshihoulaiqu?”
zheiyishunjian,ruzaoleiji。
wofenmingjide,laogongduiwoshuodeshinaizuishidaixiaobaoquertongleyuanwandeshihoubuxiaoxindiulede!
wochenpopodaizhexiaobaoquxishoudegongfuqiaoqiaonaqileshouji,laogongdemimayizhishiwodeshengri,henqingsongjiudakaile。
hezheigemingweililidenvrendeliaotiankuanglizhiyougangfadezheiyitiaoxiaoxi。
dan……ruguotamenzhiqianjiuyoujiaojidehua,bukenengzhiliaozheiyicitian。
neijiuzhiyouyigekeneng——zhouchengtayizhidingqizaishanchuhetadeliaotianjilu!
wojinminzhezuichun,beipanganzaitineibutingdifanyong,wojihujiuyaoqishenchongdaochufang,zhiwenzhouchengzheishizenmehuishi。
danworenzhule,shiqingshangweidinglun,ruguoshiwowuhui,neizhihuishanglefuqiganqing,ruguoshizhende,woguabudizhong,nanbaotamenyijiahuizuochushenmeshanghaiwodeshi。
yushiwoshenhuxilejixia,baxinxishezhiweiweidu,zoudaochufangnaqiwanshengfan。
“xiaobaodenaizuizenmejiuzaiertongleyuandiuleni?”
zhouchengkanwoyiyan,biaoqingbingmeiyoushenmeyiyang:“e,shixiaobaozijizuohuatideshihounongdiule,zenmele?”
“meishenme,zhishiwojintianwangjimaixindele,buyaojinba?”
“meishi,laopo,nigongzuozheimexinku,wangjishenmedoubuyaojin!”
zhouchengzaiwolianshangqinleyikou,beiyipangdexiaobaokandao,naozheyeyaoqinqin。
wozhinengzanshianxiayiwen,zuozaicanzhuoshang。
“ma,xiaobaojutishishenmeshihoushengdeya?nihaijidema?”
我问婆婆。
popomianseyouyixieqiguai,fanwendao:“niwenzheigezuoshenme?”
“o,worenshiyigedashi,shuoshinengbangxiaohaizigaimingge,henshende!”
“zhende?”popoyitingdaonengzhuanmingge,yanjingyiliang,tamenlaorenjiatongchangdouxinzheixie,cikeyeshishifenganxingqu。
“duiya,ninyaoshixiangbuqilai,jiubaxiaobaodechushengzhengmingzhaochulai,neishangmiankendingyou。”
tingdaochushengzhengming,popoyixiazidunzhule:“aiya,zheige……”
zheishihouzhouchengqiangguohua:“chushengzhengmingbanjiadeshihoudiule,zaishuole,laoponibushiyiguanbuxinzheixiema,zenmejintianturanshuoqi?”
zhouchengyifanhuashuodehenkuai,wopataqiyi,zhinengyanxiaweishuowandehua:“aiya,haola,busuanjiubusuanba,woyeshihaoxinma!”
popozheishihouyeshensehuifuzhengchang,kanleyiyangonggong,shuodao:“wohenibayebuqiuxiaobaodafudagui,pingpingananjiuxing。”
woxiaolexiao,xinzhongdeyidianyeyuelaiyueda。
chiguofan,gonggongpopodaizhexiaobaoqulelouxiawan。woshoushizhezhuozi,yuguangquedingzailaogongshenshang。
zhijiantanaqishoujikanleyiyan,dalejigezi,jiushouqileshouji,suihoulaihewoqiangzhexiwan,womeihetaduokeqi,bawandijileta。
chentaxiwan,wozaicidakaishouji。
liaotiankuangliyiranshenmedoumeiyoule。
woxinlihuranyizhenweiqu,lianaibannian,jiehunbageyue,womenrenshizheiyinianduoshijiantayizhiduiwofeichanghao,shenzhihaodeguofen。
woyizhiyiweishitajingjitiaojianburuwo,jiuxiangzaiqitadifangbuchangwo,woyeyizhihengandong,shenzhinajialimaidefangzidangzuohunfanghetamenzhuzaiyiqi。
kerujinxianglai,nandaotazhishiweileyanrenermu,shunbianjiangwodangzuotamenjiademianfeixuebao,fuyangxiaobaozhangdama?
woyuexiangyuejuedezijidecaicekexin,jiehunzhihou,zhouchengduiyaohaizideshibingbushangxin,gongpoyeyicidoumeiyoucuiguo。
danjuwosuozhi,tamenlaojianeibianzuizhongshizisi,jiehunzhiqian,wohaiweicihezhouchengshangliang,wulunshinanshinv,wozhishengyitai。
zhouchengdangshiwenroudilazhewodeshou,shuo:“laopo,wozunzhongni,wulunnixiangbuxiangyaohaizi,wodouyidinghuizhichinide。”
wodangjigandongdeluolelei,tichuhegongpozhuzaiyiqi,yefangbianzhaoguxiaobao,shenzhihaijiangfangbenshangjiashangletademingzi。
buguaiwoduoyi,zheimeduodeyidianwuyibuzaianshizhe,xiaobaojiushizhouchengdeerzi!
wozoujinfangjianhuifuleyixiaqingxu,xinxiangyidingyaojiechuanzheiyijiadewuchixingjing!
diertianyizao,zhouchengjiudaizhexiaobaokaichechulemen,wojiekouheguimiguangjie,dachegenzailetamenhoumian。
chekailehenjiu,zhongyutingzaileyigegaodangxiaoqumenqian。
erxiaoqumenqian,zhanzheyigemianrongjingzhidenianqingnvren!
xiaobaolvxiantiaoxiache,pujinzhanzaimenkoudenvrenhuaili,zhouchengjinsuiqihou,queshensedandan,sihubingbuxiangyunvrenjiejin。
nvrenjiaoxiaozhejiangyigedaizidijizhoucheng,dangtaceshendeshihou,wokanqingletadexiangmao——tadeyanjinghebizihexiaobaotaixiangle!
woruzaoleipi,zhengzhengzhanzaiyuandi,suihoushihunluopodizuoshangchelikai。
wobuzhidaoneigenvrenshishenmelaitou,danzhuzaineiyangdebieshuqu,yidingshishifenyouqiande。
ruguotashixiaobaodemama,zhouchengweishenmebuhetajiehun?
bingqie,zhouchengsihuhenyaneneigenvren,liankaojindoubuyuankaojin。
daizhezheixieyidian,wohuidaolejia。
jialikongwuyiren,gonggongpopoqulecaishichang。
wolaidaogongpodefangjian,dakailezangzaiyijulidexiangzi。
limianyouwohezhouchengdejiehunzheng,hukouben,gongpodejiehunzheng,xianzaizheitaofangzidefangchanzhengyijiyixiezhouchenggongsidewenjian。
weidumeiyouxiaobaodechushengzhengming!
gongpoyixiangxixin,zhongyaodedongxidoushoushidehenhao,juebuhuinongdiu,neimejiushiguyirengdiao,huozhezangqilaile。
yiguexinganyongshangxintou,wojiangfangjianhuifuyuanyang,jizhouchengfaletiaoxiaoxihou,woquxiaobaohezhouchengdezhentoushangshoujileyixietoufa,dachehuilezijijia。
bamajianwoturanhuilai,liansehaihennankan,jimangzhanqishenlaixunwen。
“zenmelexiaoguai,shibushizhouchenghenichaojiale?”
我妈关切地看着我。
wozaiyerenbuzhu,pujintamendehuailidakuqilai。
“biekuyaxiaoguai,nigenbashuo,bajinizhuchigongdao!”
wobabazhuozipaidezhentianxiang。
wokanzhebamarijianshuailaoderongmao,xinlidekuijiuzenmeyezhibuzhu。
jiehundeshihou,bamayikaishibingbutongyi,nvrenxiajia,benjiurongyirangrenzhanlebianyi,erqiezhouchengjialiansanwankuaidecailidounabuchulai,hunliyeshiwojiataoqianbande。
naihewodangshixihuanzhouchengdejin,bamayoutengwo,zhidetongyi。
rujinwozijirenrenbuqing,shouleweiqu,quehaiyaorangbamadanxin。
“duibuqi,bama,wocuole………”
wokuzheduibamadaoqian,jiangshuadaodehuidahewodehuaiyiquandougaosuletamen。
“zheigesunzi,woqukanletamenquanjia!”
wobatingwan,dangjihongleyankuang,zhanqishenjiuyaochumen,womayeliuzheyanleinumazhouchengyijiaren。
woganjinlazhutamen:“dangwuzhijishibaqinzijiandingzuole,ruguoxiaobaozhendeshizhouchengdeerzi,wohetamenmeiwan。”
“duiduidui,xianzaijiuquyiyuan,wolianxilaoliang,rangtajiajiyixia。”
youleliangshushudebangzhu,jieguohenkuaijiuchulaile。
wokanzhebaogaoshangzhengshizhouchenghexiaobaocunzaiqinziguanxideziyan,touzhongwengming。
jinguanyijingzuohaolexinlizhunbei,kanjianxuelinlindeshishishihaishirenbuzhuhongleyankuang。
womajiangbaogaonaguoqukanleyiyan,dunshishenxiyikouqi,yaohuangzheyaoyundao。
“ma!!”woganjinfuzhuta,jiangtafudaoyizishangzuozhe。
“lihun!bixulihun!wozheijiuqulianxilvshi,woyaorangzheihundanjingshenchuhu!”
“bu,zheijianshirangwozijilaijiejueba。tamenpianlewozheimejiu,wojueduibuhuiqingyifangguotamen!”
“guinv,buguannizuoshenme,laobahuiyizhizhichinide。”
woganjidikanxiangta:“woxiangjinkuaicongneilibanchuquzhu,wozaiyebuxianghuineigezhixidedifangle。”
“neijiubanhuijiaba,hebamazhuzaiyiqi。”womalazhuwodeshou。
“bu,zhuzaijializuoyouxieshibufangbian。zaishuonimenyijingweiwofuchuhenduole,zheixieshiyinggaiwozijilaichuli。”
wobapaipaiwodejianbang:“hao,nizhiqiandegongyuyizhikongzhe,ligongsiyejin,dasaoyixiajiubanguoquba。”
dangwodaizhebaojielaidaogongyumenqianshi,quefaxianmensuobeihuanle。
woningmei,zheitaogongyuyizhixianzhizhe,zenmehuiyourenlaihuansuo?jiwuyedalegedianhuahou,wobeigaozhi,zheitaogongyuyizhidouzhuzheren!
wozhengdasuanqiaomen,jiujianyigezhongniannvrenheyigenanrencongloutishangzoushanglai,jianwozhanzaimenqian,nvrenzhoumeirangrang:“nisheia?zhanwojiamenqiangansha?”
woyihuodikanzheta:“nijia?wodefangzishenmeshihouchengnijiale?”
nvrentinglewodehua,sihuxiangdaoleshenme,qingmiedikaikou:“nishianjiaerwaneigexifuba,zheifangzijianmenzhule,nijiapomeigennishuo?”
tahoumiandenanrensemimidishangxiadalianglewoyiyan:“youxiongyoupigu,erwafuqibuxiaoma,zenme,daowozheilaishibushiyexiangsihousihougege?”
woyishunjianmingbaileshiqingdeshimo,yuanlaizaiwobanzouhou,popojiuzizuozhuzhangbafangzijilezijiaqinqizhu!
wobuzhidaopoponalilaideyaochi,yebuzhidaotanalaidedanzijiangwodefangzijibierenzhu。xidangmadedajijiashangbeimengpiandefennuzhichongwodenaodai,wozhizhezheiduibuyaoliandemuzidahan:“yaochijiaochulai,niliangjiwocongnalaidegunnaqu!”
nvrenbenxiangzhewoshigehaonaniedexingzi,beiwoyihou,tayixiameifanyingguolai。
taerzixianfanyingguolai,shangqianyibubianyaozhuawodelingzi。
wodakaitadeshou,zhilezhitoushang:“jiankongpaizhe,nigandongwoyixiashishi!”
“choubiaozi,laozijinilianle,sheibuzhidaoshinishangganzhejiajierwa。zhunidefangzidoushijinimianzi!”
nanrenxiongsheneshadishuodao,tamayebuganshiruo,duoduobirendihan:“nigebuxiadandemuji,nixinbuxinworanganjiaerwaxiuleni?!”
wolandehezheilianggewulaililun,dadianhuajiaolaikaisuoshifujiuzhunbeikaimen。
meixiangdaonvrenyijingdaledianhua,jiangpopojiaoleguolai。
poposhanglelou,jianfenweibudui,jingzhijietuilewoyiba:“yuanyuan,nitaibudongshile!ganjinjinierjiumudaoqian!”
neinvrenjianpopozhanzaitaneiyibian,yezhigaoqiyangdishuo:“xiaoguinvbudongshi,nijiwokesangetou,wojiuyuanliangni。”
wojianzhibeiqixiaole:“nigelaobuyaoliande,baizhuzhewodefangzi,haiyaolaoniangjinidaoqian?woquanniganjindaizhenidefeiwuerzigundan,fouzebieguaiwobukeqi!”
neinanrenmeixiangdaowojingrucibujitamenyanmian,jiaoxiaozheyaoshanglaidawo,popoyeweilezainiangjiarenmianqianchongmianzi,meiyoulanzhe。
jiuzaiworenbuzhushantamenjigezuibazishi,zhouchengjipopodalailedianhua。
“ma,nikuailaiyiyuan,xiaobaochushile!”
zhouchengdeshengyintingqilaishifenzheji,erpopotingwantadehua,yeganmangzhuanshenxialoudache。
wozhuanshenmianduikaisuoshifuhewuye:“bazheigesuohuanle,ranhoubazheiniangliangjiwoganchuqu。”
buguzheiduimuzidehanjiao,woyedalechequwangyiyuan。suiranzheijiarendesuozuosuoweishifenexin,danxiaobaozhongjiushiwugude,shuoshenmewoyeyaoqukanyiyan。
daoleyiyuan,zhouchengyijianwojiubawoladaoyishengmianqian:“wolaopohexiaobaoxuexingyiyang,takeyishu!”
wobumingsuoyidishuaikaitadeshou:“shushenme?”
“xiaobaoshixueguoduo,xuyaoshuxue。danshiyiyuanxuekugaoji,xuyaorenshuxue!”zhouchengjiaojidishuo。
wolenglengdikanzheta,kaikou:“wojidenishioxingxue,weishenmenibuquchouxue?”
zhouchengsihumeixiangdaowohuizheiyangwen,jiebazhekaikou:“zhei……neige,dui,wozuowanhejiule,bunengshuxue!”
popozheishiyejile,zhuazhewodejianbang:“nishenmeyisiya!xiaobaodouzheiyanglenihaizaizheifeihua!”
wolengxiaoleyisheng,taishoushuailezhouchengyibazhang!
zhouchengwuzhelian,nanyizhixindikanzhewo。wonachuqinzijiandingdebaogao,henhenshuaizaitalianshang。
“daoxianzainihaiyaopianwoma?shibushijuedewoxiangyuandatoua?beinimenjiapianqianpianganqing,haiyaowoshuxuejiunidesishengzi!”
“nibujixiaobaoxianxue,jiujingshihejiule,haishinihetagenbenjiushizhixixueqin?yaobuyaowoxianzaijiudainiqujianchaa!”
ciyanyichu,zaichangdesuoyourendoulengzhule。
zhouchengshouxianfanyingguolai,lazhuwodeshou:“laopo,nitingwojieshi,xiaobaotabushi……”
“bizui,”wolenglengdidaduanta:“nixianzaichengren,wojiujixiaobaoxianxue。niyaoshihaizuiying,jiubieguaiwowuqing!”
zhouchenghaixiangjiaobian,danpopolazhutadegebo,yigeyanshenjiurangzhouchengdebianjiegengzaihoutou。
“shi……xiaobaoqueshishiwodeerzi,laopo,qiunixianjiujiuta,wohuihenijieshide,haoma?”
wochouchushou,budongshengsediguanbileluyinbi。
“hao,dengxiaobaohuifule,wotingnidejieshi。”
youlewodexue,xiaobaohenkuaijiudedaolezhiliao,zaibingfanglishuizhe。popojiekouzhaoguxiaobao,zaibingfangbukenchulai。
zhouchengzhanzaiwomianqiancuozheshou,sihuhaimeiyouxiangdaoshuoci。
“zhoucheng,wohenijiehunjiushikanshangleniderenpin,danniqipianwozheimejiu,wobunengyuanliang。”
wolengyankanzhezhoucheng,tamianrongcangbai,yuwoyinxiangzhongwenrundeyangzidaxiangjingting。
“laopo,qiuniyuanliangwoba。xiaobaotahuiyizhishibamadeerzide,womenyehuiyouzijidehaizi,haoma?qiunile……”
“woheliulishixiaoshihoubudongshi,xianzaiwohetazaojiufenkaile。tayijinggenleyigeyouqiandenanren,wohetachedibukenengle!”
wocikehenxiangjiangtachuaidaozaidi,danworenzhule,jiranyijingjuedinglelihun,meiyoubiyaozaijiewaishengzhi。
“zhoucheng,wodelvshiyijingzainidinglihunxieyishule,henkuaijiuhuisongdaonineili,womenjieshule。”
zhouchenghongzheyankuangxiangyaowanhuiwo,danwoyijingzhuanshenlikai。
zaiwokanbujiandedifang,zhouchengyanlishanguoyisiedu。
huidaogongyu,wofaxianbaojieyijingjiangneiduimuzidedongxiquandouqinglechuqu,wolianxidebanjiagongsiyejiangwodewupinanzhilejinlai。
wozuozaishafashang,dakailediannao。
zicongkandaozhouchengshoujideliaotianqi,wojiuliulegexinyan,zaijializhuangleyinbidejiankong。
pingmuzhong,zhouchengmuziyeganggangdaojia,zuozaifangjianli,popodeyanlimanshihenyi:“zheigesiyatou,tazenmezhidaoxiaobaodeshide?”
zhouchengaonaodidixiatou:“gujishiwodeshoujibeitakandaole。”
“nizenmezheimebudangxin!wodoushuolebuyaozaiheneigebiaozilianxile,nizenmebuting!liuyuandailaidejiazhuangnijiletaershiwan,tahaibuzhizu?!”popohentiebuchenggangdichuidazheta。
tingdaopopodehua,woxinlidenuyiyouduoleyifen。tamenbujinyongwodeqianyangsishengzi,haijiangwodejiazhuanggongshousongjibieren!
“ma,zheiyangbuxing,liuyuantakendinghuirangwojingshenchuhude!”zhouchengyaozheyashuo。
“ma,zenmeban。zanmenhaoburongyicaijinchengguoshanghaorizi,bunengzaihuidaoqidianlea!”
poposisuoleyihui,yibaishoushuodao:“tayaolihun,jiurangtali!danshi……”
“但是什么?”
“zanmenbatademingshenggaochou,takendingmeilianrangzanmenjingshenchuhu,shuobuding,tahaidepeiwomenqian!”
wohuxiyizhi,woyuanbenyiwei,popozhishizaixiaoshishangmeiyouzhujian,wutiaojianpiantantaniangjiaren。woshizaimeixiangdao,tajingranzheimeedu!
tongweinvren,tazenmejiunengxiangdaorucixiazuodezhuyi!
                
                                喜当妈后我整垮了老公一家