炮灰女配突然长脑子了
《炮灰女配突然长脑子了》 小说介绍
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《炮灰女配突然长脑子了》 第二章 免费试读
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“zheizhongdianxinquxiaojieyechidejinquya，wopingchangdoushichimiqilinwuxingchushizuodeni。”guxiaoxiaoyinyangguaiqidao。
“nihaizhenshishanzhuchibulexikang，tujihebulegedatang，nigezheifangpishuohuayinyangguaiqi！”wohuidui。
guxiaoxiaoqidezhijiejiangshouzhongdexiangbinpodaolewoshenshang。
shanglaijiuyaotuiwo，woceshenshanduo，guxiaoxiaoqueyinweizhongxinbuwenyixiazidaozaidishang，liandaizhejiangzhenggezhuozixianfanle。
zheiyixiayeyinlailezhouweirendezhuyifenfenxiangwoerrenkanleguolai。
xiaomingchuanyejimangguolailanzhuwodejian。
“meishiba。”taxunwendao。
wodandingdiyaoleyaotoucongbaobaozhongchouchuyizhangzhicacashenshangdijiu。
guxiaoxiaodebabayewenshengganlai，kanjianzuozaidishangdenverganmangxunwenfashengleshenmeshi。
erguxiaoxiaozhijiezuozaidishangkuleqilai，zhizhewojiukaishidiandaoheibai，shuowoqifuta。
guxiaoxiaodebabakanlekanxiaomingchuanyoukanlekanwo。
“xiaozong，lingqishikanxiaonvhaoqifuma！woxiwanglingqikeyijiwoyigejieshi，fouzewokanzanmenbenlaitanhaodehezuoyedezaizuodasuanle！”nanrenshuodao。
xiaomingchuanzhanzaiwoshenqiankaikou：“woxiangxinjiaqibuhuizuochuzheizhongshi。”
wokanzhechangshangdejumian，chongbuyuanchudefuwushengzhaolezhaoshoufenfulejiju。
buguowufenzhong，fuwushengjiuhuilaigaosuwokeyile。
woyigeshanshenzhandaolexiaomingchuanheguxiaoxiaobabazhongjian。
“geweibuyaozaishuole，qingkanvcr。”
shuoba，dapingmushangheranchuxianlewoheguxiaoxiaoganggangdejiankongluxiang。
xitong：suzhu！wojiukannixing！
我：谦虚谦虚。
huamianliqingchudikandaoguxiaoxiaoshiruhetiaoxinworanhoujiangxiangbinpodaowodeshenshang，ranhouyoushiruhexiangtuiwomeichenggongfandaozijishuaidaodiyangzi。
zheixiaxiaomingchuandelianheile，guxiaoxiaobabadelianlvle，guxiaoxiaodelianbaile。
好一个调色盘。
“xiaozong，shiwocuoguailingqile，haiqingxiaozongnibiejianguai。”guxiaoxiaobabajimanghuanlefubiaoqingpeiqilexiaolian。
xiaomingchuanyinchenzhelian，zhenshixiangjileyifuyaochirendeyangzi。
“guzong，dangchuyinweihezuoninxiwangxiaonvgenzaiwoshenbianxuexi，wotongyile。danlingnvsanfanwucidizhaorewofuren，shibushitaiguofenle。”
zuihouzheichangnaojuyiguxiaoxiaobabachengnuozaigushiyuxiaoshidehezuozhongduorangchubaifenzhishidelirunshouwei。
zaiguxiaoxiaobeitababatuozoudeshihou，tadelianzaiguizuquanyesuandiujinle。
huiqudelushang，jianwoyizhibushuohua，xiaomingchuankaikou。
“laopo，nishibushihaizaishengqi？jintianweiqunile。dangushihexiaoshimashangjiuyaohezuole，laopowobaozhenghezuoyijieshuwojiubatacitui！”
xiaomingchuanshuqisangenshouzhifangzaitaiyangxuepangbian，yanshenjiandingdifangfoxiayimiaojiuyaotanranfusi。
woniutoukanxiangtapuchiyixiazixiaochulesheng。
“qishiwoganggangzaixiangmingtianqunigongsisongfanyaojinizuoshenmechideni。”woshuo。
jintianxiaomingchuandejudongshushibawoshuaileyifan，youzheimeyigejinzhubaba，wobuzuodianshenmezhendeganjuetaiquedele。
xiaomingchuanbeiwoshuodeyileng。
wojiejishuangshoulanshangtadebojing，lianggeyanjinghushanhushankanzheta。
“dangranshiyaojiangliweiwochutoudelaogongla。”
xiaomingchuandelianyouhongle，dantazheiciquezhuazhulewodeshou。
“yinweiwomenshibiciweiyideyikao。”tashuodao。
这下子还我脸红了。
zheinanrenjintianzenmezheimehuiliao。
diertianzhongwu，woniutoukanleyanheiququbeiwozhaledechufanghehefanzhongzuihouxuanzedeziremifanhecaimanyidipailepaishou。
woduxiaomingchuankendingmeichiguoziremifan！
05
bengbengtiaotiaodijinlexiaomingchuandegongsi，quemeixiangdaoyingmianzhuangshangleguxiaoxiao。
tamanlianfenhendidingzhewo，wodesedichaotahuanglehuangshouzhongdefanhe。
“jilaogongsongfanqulou！”
guxiaoxiaosisizuanzhequantou，kanzhewodayaodabaidijinlexiaomingchuandebangongzhuo。
xiaomingchuandakaifanhe，kandaolimianxixiaodemiliheheiheidexianggucaitangshi，wochengrenwojinzhangle。
dantachileyikouhoujingranhaikuazanwozuodebucuo，wobianyixiazifangkuanlexin。
wojiushuotakendingmeichiguoziremifan！
“mingchuangege～”fanchidaoyiban，guxiaoxiaobaozheyidiewenjianzoulejinlai。
tazhijiewushiwozoudaolexiaomingchuanshenbianjiangtamianqiandefanyixiazituidaoleyibianranhoujiangwenjianfangdaoletamianqian。
“mingchuangege，nikanzheigewenjianzheiliwobutaimingbai。”
taniuniezheshenzi，chuanzhechenshanhebaotunqundetajiangshencaigouledejihao，henbudejiangzijideshangbanshendoutiezaixiaomingchuandelianshang。
xiaomingchuandebiaoqingshunjianheile，kanxiangzhuoduimiandewotoulaiqiuzhudemuguang。
wozhihaoqishen，yibahaozhuleguxiaoxiaodehoubolingzijiangtazhuaidaoleyibian。
“wohemingchuangegezhishutaolungongzuo，nandaozheigeniyeyaoguanma？”guxiaoxiaoqijibaihuaishuo。
woqingleqingsangzi：“nizhenshi，congxiaoquegai，zhangdaqueai，laolaobutengjiujiubuai，zuolianqianchou，youlianqianchuai，lvjianlvti，zhujianzhucai，tianshengshuhuangguadeqianpai，houtianshuhetaodeqianchui。zhongshengshumotuodeqianchuai。”
wozheiyitongshuchubatamenlianggerendoutingdaile。
kanzhexiaomingchuanchaowoshuqidedamuzhi，womanyidihuitaleyigewink。
“nizheirenyoumeiyousuzhia！”guxiaoxiaoshuodao。
wo：“meicuo，wojingshenbuzhengchang，renrenxinlidouyoumaobing，suoyiwojuedewohenzhengchang。”
wopaochuyiduanneiyingjingdianyulu，guxiaoxiaoqidezhiduojiao，zuihouzhijiechuqule。
xiaomingchuanmanlianpeifudikanzhewo：“laopo，nitailihaileba。”
wochaotapaolegemeiyan：“xiaokissla！nilaopowozhiqiankeshiwangzherongyaozhuanyemarenzuiti，kuohaoqqu。”
懂得自然懂。
peixiaomingchuanchiwanfan，woxizizidilinzhehefanzhunbeihuijia，danmeixiangdaogangchulexiaomingchuandebangongshimenkou，wodeduzijiukaishibushihaojiaole。
guoranwochilezijizhachufangzuochulaideshiwujiukendingbunenghaoguo。
huitoukanleyanxiaomingchuandebangongshi，cishizhefanwuyiyuzaijinzhumianqianchedishesi。
yushiwoganmangzhaolegegonggongweishengjian，zaidunxiadeneiyikeyixieqianli。
zhengdangwoladezhengshuangdeshihou，weishengjianwaimiandemenbeiguanshangle，haoxiangyourenjinlai，womeidanghuishi，jixuxulilashi。
danneirenqueyijianjiankaizhegemenhaoxiangzaizhaoshenmeren。
zhidaotazhuailezhuaiwodemen。
“有人！”我喊道。
waimianderenmeiyingsheng，ershijieqileshui。
wojixuxuli，zhidangshiqingjiegongzhunbeidasao。
danwoquemeixiangdaoyipenliangshuihuicongwodenaodaishangqingxieerxia。
nizhidaolashideshihoubeirencongtoudaojiaopoyipenliangshuiyouduonanshouma！
wojimangcale**，kaimenjiuchonglechuqu，ranhouwojiukanjianleguxiaoxiaoyiliandeyideyangzi。
“qubiezhen！nibieyiweinishenhouzhangzhexiaomingchuannijiunenghuzuofeiwei，nibieyiweiwobuzhidao，nierrenjiushixieyihunyin，haizhenyiweizijiyizhishanjinengpanshangfenghuangni。
wogushihexiaoshimashangjiuyaohezuole，daoshihouzhanzaitashenbianderenhaishiwo，nilianjiwotixiedoubupei！jintiannizaizheijiwoguixiatianxiewojiumianqiangraoguonizhiqiandesuozuosuowei！”guxiaoxiaoshuodao。
“rangtamadepi，zheijianzhishiweiyansongting！”woshuodao。
wodehuoqiyixiazizhichongtianlinggai，yuguangkanjianleyipangdetuobu，youkanleyanwoshenhoukengweilimeilaidejichongdiaodeshi。
nimawozhijietuobazhanshi，lvbuzaishi！fireinthehold！
wodahanzhenazhetuobajiuwangtashenshanghuiwu，guxiaoxiaojianjiaozhelianlianhoutui。
“niyigenvren，nizheimezuobuzaihumingshengma！”guxiaoxiaojianjiaozheshuodao。
“zhangmaolaoshishuoguo：mingshengzaiwai，youhaoyouhuai，yiqianshiyiqian，xianzaishibiantai！guxiaoxiao！naminglai！”
zuihouyiguxiaoxiaodejiaoshengyinlaileyuangongerjieshu。
yizhongrenjiangcesuoweilegeshuixiebutong，fenfennachushoujipaizhao。
“qubiezhen！nijiwodengzhe！”guxiaoxiaohandao。
wojiangtuobudiuleyipangchaotatanletanshou。
“neinibaojinglou，zheilikemeiyouv、c、ryou。”
woyiziyidunkaikou，zheixiazibujiguxiaoxiaoexindebansiyedejitaqigebansi。
naozilidexitongyoukaishizuoyao：suzhu！niyetaihenle！
wo：yimaweiyuanxin，yiqinqiheqiguanweibanjing，huayuankaida！wojintianbumakutadousuantaguxiaoxiaomeilai！
系统：奥利给！
guxiaoxiaobabadaizheguxiaoxiaoqianlaisuanzhangdeshihou，wozhengzuozaixiaomingchuandebangongshilichitabojiwodelongyan。
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guxiaoxiaobabayijiaochuaikailebangongshidemen，daizheshenhoukukutitidiguxiaoxiaoyi**zuodaoleshafashang。
“xiaomingchuan！jiusuannicituiwonveryebunengzheimexiuruta！zhiqianwokanzainidenengliwojingnisanfen，dannibuguoshiyigeguer！
jinggansihaobubawomenzheizhongbainianshijiafangzaiyanli！zhendangwonanimeibanfama！”guxiaoxiaobabayidunshuchuchadianjiubawojihuzhule。
“nengmama？”wodishengxianxunwenxiaomingchuan。
zaidedaoxiaomingchuandekendinghou，woyipaizhuozizhanleqilai。
“nigelaobideng，wolianmeitongdoubufangzaiyanligenghekuangshini！guerzenmele！niqiaobuqiguera！womenxiaozongbaishouqijiadounenggaoniyitou，zenme？nijidusileba！”woshuodao。
guxiaoxiaobabayeganshoudaolewodeweili，qidewuzhexiongkoubuzhiruhefanbo。
guxiaoxiaokanjianzijilaozibeiqidebansideyangziyezhanqilaizhunbeichongfengxianzhen。
zhizhewodebizijiukaima：“qubiezhennige**！nibudehaosi！”
wobaozheshuangbeikanzheqijibaihuaideguxiaoxiao。
“youyouyoujile？niganggangshuodehuawofandan。”
“qubiezhen！”guxiaoxiaoshuozhejiuyaochongshanglaisichewodetoufa。
guxiaoxiaoxiangqianyibuwobianhoutuiyibu，tameicipukongdougengjiashengqidihanzhewodemingziranhouxiangtiaofenggouyiyangchongguolai，wolianlianhoutui，zuihouluoruleyigewennuandehuaibao。
xiaomingchuanlouzhewoshaoyiceshen，meifanyingguolaideguxiaoxiaobianyitouzhajinlewoshenhoudeyugangdangzhong。
guxiaoxiaodingzheyinaodaishuicaozhanqilaideshihou，woxiaodeyaodouwanle。
jiandaozijidenverzheibanlangbeideyangzi，guxiaoxiaodebabayejile，chaoqizhuozishangdeshuibeijiuchaowozaleguolai。
xiaomingchuanjianzhuangyixiazifangzailewomianqian。
wozhenjingdikanxiangta，xianhongdeyetishunzhetadeetouliulexialai。
“xiaomingchuan！”wojimanghandao。
guxiaoxiaojianzhuangyehuangleshen，yikouyigemingchuangegexiangyaoshangqianchakan。
woyibatuikailetabaxiaomingchuanladaoleshenhou。
qifuwodejinzhu！zheiwonengrenwushiwanyerenbule！kaiqizhandoumoshi！
woyigejianbubangeshentidouyijingtengkongledanquebeixiaomingchuanhaozhehoubolingzizhuailehuilai。
xiaomingchuannuobuzhanlechulai。
“guzong，juwosuozhi，jintianshininverjiangwofurensuojinleweishengjianhaijiaolewoqiziyipenliangshuiweixian，womeiyouzhuijiuniyijingshinianzaiwomenjijiangyaohezuodeqingmianshangle。
danjirannizheimeduoduobiren，neijiubieguaiwobukeqi！”xiaomingchuanlenglidikaikou。
wozhanzaitashenhouganjuetazhoushendekongqidounengshasiren。
xiaomingchuanzaishangquandechuanqibushijiade，tashouduandehenlachengdukebuyayuquanwangzhengbasai。
“haiyou，woshiguer，danwoshenhouyouwoqizi，youtazaiwobianbushiguer。guzong，manzoubusong。”xiaomingchuanzaicikaikou。
wodaidaidikanzhexiaomingchuan，ruguotashenbianmaozhezhenzhenhanqi，neiwodeshenbianyidingquandoushifenhongsepaopao。
bukuishiwoneishuaiqimiren、yingzisashuang、fengdupianpian、binbinyouli、boxueduoshi、caixueguoren、youqianyoushidejinzhu……laogong！
guxiaoxiaoerrenzouhou，xiaomingchuanhuitoukanxiangwo，wokanzhetazhanzaiguangyingxiadeshenzitaijiaobajiyikouqinzailetadelianjiashang。
sheishuozhanzaiguanglidecaisuanyingxiong！xiaomingchuannishiwodeshen！
“taishuaileaaaaa！”womimeijianjiaodao。
xiaomingchuanbeiwochaodemeitouweicudanhaishichechulegexiaorong。
dansuizhitaetoudexuebianzaluozailewodeshoushang。
“快！120！”
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daoleyiyuan，xiaomingchuanzuozaiyishengduimian，woyilianyansubaozheshuangbeizhanzaiyipang，meitoujiandechuanzizenmeyeyabuxiaqu。
“yisheng，tazenmeyanga？”wojiqiewendao。
yishengbudongshengsedinuolenuoyiziliwoyuanleyixie。
“xiaoguniang，xianzaishifazhishehui，nizaizheiyangwoyaoda110le。”yishengshuo。
“nibuhuiyiweishiwojiletayilangtouba！”wojimangjieshi。
yishengchenmopianke：“wokannideyangzishipanijiwoyilangtou。”
wochenmole，zhudongtuidaolexiaomingchuanshenhou。
“meishenmedaai，shaozuodianyundongjingyangjiukeyile。”yishengzhufu。
“fuqiqinresuanma？”wodengzhedayanjingqiuzhiruokedewendao。
yishengkanlekanwoyoukanlekanxiaomingchuanyouxiegangadikaikou：“suan。”
“e，neiwomenmeiyou。”wohuidadao。
zheixiabuzhishiyishenggangale，xiaomingchuanyehonglelian。
zhiyouwocizheyazhuaizhexiaomingchuanjiyishengyigejiushidudejugongganxie。
chuleyiyuan，xiaomingchuanhuitoukanleyiyanyiyuandemingcheng，biaoshiyihouzaiyebulaile。
gangjinjiamen，haimeidengwohuanshangtuoxiejiubeixiaomingchuanyixiazididaolemenhou。
“laopoganggangzaiyiyuanshuodehua，shizaimaiyuanlaogongmeiheniqinrema？”
wotaimoukanzheliwomeiyoushilimideyizhangshuailian，xiaomingchuanhuchudeqixidazaiwodebijian，fangjianlichongchizheaimeideqixi。
“wowowo……”woyouxieyuwulunci。
meixiangdaozijideyijuhuajingranrechulerucidahuo！
“womenhaimeiyouganqingjichujiuzuozheixiebu…buheshiba……”wokaikoushuodao。
xiaomingchuangoulegouchun：“neilaoponixiangcongnalikaishini？”
tingzhetachongmancixingdesangyinwotuidouyaoruanle。
xiaomingchuandeshizhidashanglewodechun，manlianjinyudeyangzi：“laopo，congzheilikeyima？”
woyanleyankoushui，xiaomingchuandechunmanmanyingleguolai，wopeihedibishangleyanjing，chunchijiaorongyoushifanbieyangdeganjue。
xiaomingchuanyibajiangwojuqi，wopeihezheshuangtuihuanzaitadeyaojian，tabianjiuzheimedaizhewohuidaolewoshi。
xitongfengkuangzaiwodenaozilituboshujianjiao：suzhuwokannidaxiaojiuxing！fangxinwokendingbukannimenjixunimenjixu！
我：你还是关机吧。
jiuzaixiaomingchuanbawofangdaochuangshangxianggengjinyibushi，wozhuazhuletajieyifudeshou。
kanzhexiaomingchuanetoujianbuleyicengdexihan，tayiduishensuidemouzisisidingzhewo，wochongtatiaoletiaomeiranhouyaoleyaotou。
“yishengshuole，buxing。”woshuo。
“cao。”xiaomingchuanmachushenglai。
womeirenzhupuchiyishengxiaopenle，gongdejianyijianyi。
fozunizhidaode，wotianshengweixiaochun。
wozhengtuokaitaziguzijinleweishengjianxizao，danmeixiangdaoxileyiban，xiaomingchuanjingcongshenhouhuanzhulewodeyao。
“laopo。”tazhuoredeqixipensazaiwojingjian。
这……太犯规啦！
jingzibeiyicengshuiwulongshang，danwohaishinengcongshangmianyinyuekanchuxiaomingchuan**zheshentijintiezhewodebeihou。
xiaomingchuanximidewenluozaiwodebojingchu。
woyigezhuanshentuikailexiaomingchuandelian。
“求豆麻袋！”
xiaomingchuanquesihaomeiyoutingjinquwodehua，xiayimiaobianduzhulewodezui。
wozuozaixishoutaishang，ertadeshouzaoyibukekongzhile。
suizhejinyedetansuo，wohexiaomingchuanganchaliehuobiandeyifabukeshoushi。
直到———
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kanzheyanyunbangshangdeliangtiaogang，wonaozilidehuoshanbaofale。
zhiyouxiaomingchuangaoxingderenwudachengle，taxingfendijiangtoutiezaiwodeduzishang。。
“laopowotiezainiduzishangyoushenmeganjuema？”xiaomingchuanwen。
“ganjueyourentiezaiwoduzishang。”wohuida。
xiaomingchuansuiranwuyudanhaishixingfenjile，yushitalikejuedingyaodazhengyibijitaweilaidenverhua！
tagangzhengzhuangdaifayaochuquzhuanqian，meixiangdaojialijingranlailelianglebusuzhike。
guxiaoxiaohetababatizhedabaoxiaobaodedongxizhanzaihuayuanli，shuoshiyaopeilidaoqiande。
zicongshangcixiaomingchuanshuodaoduifutamenyijia，gujiajingranzhendejiuzaiyemeiyounadaoguoxingyelidejingbiao。
yizhiyugujiadegupiaoyidiezaidie，yijingdaolebinlinpochandedibu。
“xiaozong，wojintianshidaizhexiaonvlaijininheguifurenpeibushide，zhiqianduoyoudezui，haiwangxiaozongdarenbujixiaorenguo。”guxiaoxiaobabapeizhexiaolian。
xiaomingchuanqiaozheerlangtuikanzhemianqianbeigongquxideerren，guxiaoxiaozaojiumeilexianqiandeqiyan。
“yuanbuyuanliangnihaiyaokanwofurendeyisi。”xiaomingchuanshuo。
wokanxiangguxiaoxiaoluchuyimoxieedexiaorong。
hahahahaxiaonizi，kesuanrangniluodaowoshoulile！
“guxiaojie，doushishurenzanyebushuobiede，neitiannishuorangwoguixiajinitianxie，neijintian，niyeguixiajiwotianxiewojiuyuanliangni。”wokaikou。
cishiwodebiaoqingyidingbidelanxixiaojiedouyaogaoao。
guxiaoxiaotinghoujingranyilianfenhendikanxiangwo。
“qubiezhennibieqirentaishen。”tashuo。
wotanletanshou：“nisuiyilou～”
ranhouwobiankanzheguxiaoxiaomanlianyinren，liantuidouwanxialeyigen，ranhoutazhuanshenpaole。
guxiaoxiaobabadiuleyijutaiguofenle，yezhuanshenlikaile。
wohexiaomingchuanduishiyixiao，kanlaitagushishixiangjiezhegenxiaoshidoudaodile。
jiexialaidejiri，buchuyiwai，gushimeiyouzijinbuzu，guxiaoxiaodebabajingranbeichachuletoushuiloushuijinlejianyu，gushizheixiachedipochanle，yigebainianpinpaijiuzheimeyunluole。
wonaodailidexitongjingciyizaozaitamenxitongquanzhijieyiyuefeishengdaolevvvipxitong，yezhongyuqukeyifuzuogenggaojibiedesuzhule。
wodeshenghuoyeburulezhenggui，zheipotiandefuguizhongyuqieqieshishidiluozailewodetoushang。
youdeshihouwozhendemanhuaiyiweishenmexiaomingchuanhuixuanzewolaidangtadeqizi。
zaixiaomingchuanyilianweiqudishuowojingranbujideledeshihou，wozheicaizhidaoleyigejingtiandamimi。
xiaomingchuanshuo，tayeshiyigeguer，congxiaoshenghuozaigueryuanli，dangshidetaxinggegupibuhuibiaoda，meiyourenyuanyigentazuopengyou，shenzhineixiehuaihaizihaihuiheqihuolaiqifuta。
shiyigexiaonvhaijiangtacongcesuolilachulaihaijiangneixiehuaihaiziyidunchouma。
xiaonvhaishuo：“womendoumeiyoujiaren，neiwomenyihoujiuzuobiciweiyideyikaoba。”
zheijuhua，xiaomingchuanjileershinian。
erneigenvhaijiushiqubiezhen。
erzaineiyike，woyezhongyumingbaiweishenmewohuichuanyuedaozheigepingpingwuqidenvhaishenshang。
yexutayehouhuidangchumeiyoudayingneichanghunyue，zheicaiyoulewolaititamibuyihan。
riziyitiantianguo，kanzhepingtantandeduzi，wozhunbeizijiquyiyuanjianchayifan，danmeichengxiangyuanbenzaicheshanganranrushuidewoyizhengyanjingjingranhuishizaiyigefeiqichuancang。
guxiaoxiaochuanzheyishenheiyifusisidingzhewo。
“qubiezhen，pingshenmenishenmedoubushihainengzhanzaitadeshenbian，nihaidewomenjiaqingjiadangchan，jiaporenwang，wojintianjiuyaorangnihewoyiqichangming！”
“qiudoumadai！”wodahanyiju：“jie，nishiwoweiyidejie，zanmenyidingshiyoushenmewuhui！”
“shenmewuhui！xiaoshiduoduobiren，wogujiapochandoushinihaide！yaobushini！mingchuangegejiubuhuizheimezuo！shiqingyebuhuibianchengzheiyang！”guxiaoxiaofafengdao。
wozhenxiangshuoyijudajieneishinizizuozishou，danaiyuxingshiwobudebuxianditou。
“jie，woyouqian，xiaomingchuanmeigeyuejiwowushiwan，woqianxierizizufangziyezhuanleyibi，woyougejibaiwannidounaqu，fangwoyiming！”wojiangjiadiquanpantuochu。
wokebuxianghuidaoyuanshijiezuoyigeshechudagongzi，wohaoburongyibangshangdedatuikebunengshuodiujiudiu。
“nizaigaoxiaoma！zheikuanqidongjindoubugou！”guxiaoxiaoshuo。
“wohaiyouwohaiyou！wuwuwuwuwuyaoburanwoquanquanxiaomingchuanrangtayejinidianawuwuwubiebawodiujinhailiweiyu！”wokuhandao。
guxiaoxiaozhuaizhewojiuyaobawodiujinhaili，wojiejiyibabaozhuletadedatui。
“jiejiejiejiebuyaowuwuwuwuwu！”wokuhanzhe。
guxiaoxiaobeiwoqideyigejingdizhuaiwodeyifu，naihewowanqiangdeqiushengyuzaijiashangwopanzhudeshuangtui，yizhenggezuoruzhongbaiyibanwending，guxiaoxiaoyigeqianjindaxiaojiekendingshizhuaibudongde。
ranhoutatuoxiele，kanzhedahaizhangtanyikouqi。
“neiwomenjiuyiqiqusiba。”tashuo。
“buxing！”woyiranjueranjujueleta：“wojinidianwuge，bu！wojinidianshigenanmo！zanhaohaohuozhe！wuwuwuwuwohaibuxiangsi！”
guxiaoxiaomanlianfanzao：“qubiezhendoudaoshenmeshihoulenibiezaigenwoyouzuihuashe！jintianyaoburannisiyaoburanzanliangsi！nizijixuan！”
“woxuanor，woxuanor！”wodahandao，shuangtuijinpanzhetadetui，shouzeshisisizhuazhelanganbusong。
“qubiezhennifanbufana！guna！”guxiaoxiaohandao。
“buxingwuwuwuwuwu！xiaomingchuan！wuwuwuwuwobuxiangsi！zheipotiandefuguiwohaimeixiangshougouni！guxiaoxiaonizhidaode，wocongxiaomeiyoumamawuwuwuwu。”wokudao。
“mama……”guxiaoxiaodeqingxuyouleyisibianhua。
wojimangzhuazhujihuikaishishuchu，baokuodanbujuxianyushishangzhiyoumamahao，youmadehaizixiangkuaibao。muairushan，youlemamayiqiedouhuibianhao，suoaigeshanhaishanhaijiekeping，shiqingzonghuiyouboyunjianrideyitiandedengdengdengdeng。
guxiaoxiaobeiwoshuodeyilengyilengde，daodishiqianjindaxiaojie，meiyoujianshiguoshechudagongrenduiyujinqiandekewang。
yaobushiweilezaizheilidefuguishenghuo，woyouzenmehuibazheibeizidekoucaidouyongzaizheili。
zuihou，guxiaoxiaobeiwoshuodegandongtilingshanranleixia。
“jiejie，zhendehuibianhaomawuwuwuwuwu。”guxiaoxiaowozheiwodeshoukudedabitiyanleiyizhiliu。
woqingqingpailepaitadeshou：“pinyici，fusandai，jintianshuidiban，mingtiandanglaoban！”
顾筱筱：“嗯！”
zuihouxiaomingchuangandaoshi，woheguxiaoxiaoshoulazheshouxialechuan，kanzhemangangkoudexunluochehejingchawoyixiazipudaolexiaomingchuandehuaili。
“wuwuwuwuwu，nizenmecailaiawuwuwuwu。”
xiaomingchuanmanlianzhenjingdikanzhewoheguxiaoxiao。
ranhouguxiaoxiaozouguowomen，pailepaixiaomingchuandejian。
“haohaoduiwojie，nipeibushangta。”tashuo。
ranhouzaikanxiangwo：“jiejie，dengwochaoguota，wojiulaibaniqiangzou！”
ranhoutajiudangzheyizhongjingchademiandaizhewubijiandingdeyanshenyiranjuerandilikaile。
独留众人满脸懵逼。
xiaomingchuanmabutingtididaiwoquleyiyuan，yishengnazheyiqizaiwodeduzishangkanleyoukanzuihoudechulaileyigejielun。
womaideyanyunbangguoqile，womeihuaiyun。
made，heixinyaodian，woyaotousu！
huijiadelushang，xiaomingchuantingleyiluwoshizenmeliwankuanglanbaozhuzijizheitiaoxiaomingde，jiulianzheigeshangjietiancaidouyaolaipinqingwozuowaijiaoguanle。
yinweijiahuaiyunzheigewulong，xiaomingchuanyihuijiajiujiangwodiudaolechuangshang。
“laopo，nirangwobaigaoxingyichang，niyinggaizenmebuchangwoni？”
“renjunchuzhi。”wohuida。
yizhenxueyuxingfenghou，wohexiaomingchuantangzaichuangshang。
“laopo，nishuowomendehaiziyihoujiaoshenmehao？”
“xingxiao，woxiangrangtayishengxiaoyaozizai，ankangxile。wojiaoqubiezhen，neitajiujiaoxiaoxiaoleba！”
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