炮灰女配突然长脑子了
《炮灰女配突然长脑子了》 小说介绍
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《炮灰女配突然长脑子了》 第一章 免费试读
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我：OFF。
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wo：chumenzaiwai，zijideshenfenshizijijide，wodiyicichuanshu，wobushinvzhuwojiubianchengnvzhu，bijingwoshibaibiandakaxiudezhongshiguanzhong。
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我：你什么！
xitong：mawantajiubunengmawoleyou～
wo：shunzuideshier，gun。
系统：嗻～
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我：不如什么？
xitong：goufugui！wuxiangwang！
和着我策反了系统？
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