《霸王花一出门,全村人都瑟瑟发抖》 小说介绍
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《霸王花一出门,全村人都瑟瑟发抖》 第2章 免费试读
benlaiguangtounanhaixiangduihuilaotaitaizheijuhua,danjiexialaitingdaonvwadehua,tajiubuhaoyisizaishuole。
tianzhidaotajiayouwugehaizi,quandoushixiaozi,tazheixienianxiangguinvdouxiangfengle。
zheigepiaoliangguaiqiaodenvwajianzhijiushianzhaotadexinyizhangde!
tabuhaoyisizaizheijiaodididenvwamianqianluchuxionghendeyimian。
yushiguzuodaqidipiezuidao:“neilaotaitainijiuxianquchifan,jintiannijiaquejinshaoliangzheijianshi,zainisunnvmianqianwoyebugennizhuijiule,jiunazheilianggengubanglaibuba。”
说着就自己上手拿。
gangcaiyizhibushuohuadezhuangshuofurendabushangqian,anzhuleguangtounandeshou。
“我家缺斤少两?”
“tengtengtengteng!”nanrenbeiendelianbudejiroudouchouchule。
“nishuowojiaquejinshaoliang?”
furenyouzhongxinwen,lianshangdehengroubiguangtounanhaiyaoheng,caishuozheiliangjuhua,shangmiandefeiroujiudoulejidou。
“bushibushi!”guangtounantengdeziyaliezui,lianmangqiurao。
zheinvrenchishenmezhangdade,juranbitazhuang、liqiyebitadeda!
“不是什么?”
“bushinijiaquejinshaoliang,shiwoshiwo!shiwoduoxiangyaolianggenbanggu!”
renqundunshihongnaoqilai:“eyo~”
furenxianqidipeiletayikoushui,zheicaifangkaita,erhouchaozherenqunyiyikanguoqu。
neiyanjingdengdexiangtongling,dangangcaineixieyizhijidanguangtounanbuganshuohuaderenmenquesihaobupa,jiuxiangkandaolezijidekaoshan,fenfenxiangtagaozhuang。
“yinhuayuanlaijintiannizaijiaa,nibuzaikebuzhidao,zheinanrenxinchangkeshidadadehuaini,tajiushixiangyaoneilianggenbanggu,queshuoshinimenjiabushicheng!”
“jiushijiushi,kantayiliandexiongyang,haixianggennijialaotaitaidajiani!”
jinyinhua,yejiushizheinianqingdefuren,yanshenhuranyibian,chuixiayanmou,sansicengxiabacengcengdiediedijizhebozi,ciketademoyangjianzhibineiguangtounanhaiyaoxionghen。
liangzhishouhuanhuantaiqi,bianmanmandiliaoqiyixiu,luchuyishuangpengbofadadegebo,yanjingdandandinileneinanrenyiyan,ranhouduidajiajieshidao:
“jintianbushiganjiderizima,pawomayigerenmanghuobuguolai,jiugenrenhuanleshijian。”
dunledunduineiguangtouguyidao:“nigangcaishiyoushenmeshi?guolaizheiligenwoshuo,wojiangdaolide。”
yourenqihong:“dui,yinhuameizikeshiyigejiangdaolide,youshenmewentijiugentashuo!”
dunshiyinqiyipiangaogaodididehongxiao。
haiyouderenyanjingyizhinianzaijiaojiaoshenshang,kandaotayoudianxiangshibeizheimeduorenhedaole,lianmangchaokongzheshoudelaotaitaidahan:
“laotaitai,zhuyidiannijiajiaojiaoa!bierangtahedaole。”
laotaitailianmangbaoqisunnv,“aiyoupopodeguaijiaojiao,hemeihedao?”
zaizhongrenyoubeineinvwayinqumuguangdeshihou,guangtounanzuokanyoukan,zhongyuzhaodaojihuiyigedatiaojiao,sanliangbukuatiaolechuqu。
dangran,haibuwangjitamaideneikuairou。
“pei,sheidalaotaitaile!huiqi,huiqi!wohuiquhaiyoushimangzheni,meiyouneimeduoxiangongfuhenizheigelaotaitaihelache,fanzhengnimendajiakanzheba,tamenjiayidianjiushibushicheng!nimenyaoshiyanxiabutingquanyeshihuogai!”
shuowanbudengzhongrenfanying,jiumalidipaole。
nishuopaojiupaoba,zheirenhaijiqimeipin,linpaozhiqianhaijirenpuzipozangshui。
genghaoxiaodeshi,zheimegedagezidenanren,haizhiganduilaotaitaifanghenhua,genglihaigengnianqingdejinyinhuatashiyidianbugana。
“……”
qitarenyikan,haiyoushenmebumingbaide,zaoxianqiantingdaoyaojieyongbiejiadechengtajiukaishixinxule,hekuanggangcaitazijiyechengrenle。
xianzaiyoulaiyigebitagenglihaide,tabupaocaiguai。
jinyinhuaziranbiqitarengengqi,lunzhequantoukuangzhuichuqu。
zuoshengyizuizhongyaodeshikoubei,zheirenzuodeshijiugenzaletadejiameishenmeliangyang!
laotaitaiwuzhenvwadeerduo,yeyigejingde“peipeipei”,youanfunianyoudesunnv,“jiaojiaobupabupa,nimaquzhuihuairenneng,neirenhuai。”
“jiushijiushi,jiaojiaobupaa,laichishenshenjiadebaozi。”gebijiamaibaozidedashendilegebaoziguolai。
“aiyou,zheizenmehaoyisini。”laotaitaizheimeshuozhe,queshimalidijieguolebaozi。
neidashenzuijiaochouleyixia,erhouduijiaojiaowenhedixiao。
jiaojiaokanleyanta,youkankanzijipopo,congpoposhoulijieguobaozi,guaiguairuanruandidaoxie:“xiexieshenshen。”
“哎呦不谢不谢。”
xiangxintamenjiaderenhaishiduode,doufenfentuoqineigeguangtounanren。
“zhenhuiqi,sheiyanxia?zheisuozuosuoweikezhenshiwangweiyigenanren!”
guangtounanrenxinxuzigepaole,laotaitaikehaibujieqi,jinjinwuzhesunnvdeerduo,yibianduineixierenpokoudama,zenmezangzenmema。
yiyourenfuhe,tamadegenglaijing。
renmenkandezuijiaoyichou,suiranzhidaolaotaitaibenlaijiushizheimeyigeren,dankenengshipingshikanduoletaneifucixiangheshandemoyang,xianzaituranlaizheimeyichu,juranhaiyouxiebuxiguan。
daoyeyouyixierenxinlichanshengleyiyang,tamenjuede,jiranzheijiatanzimeiyouwenti,zenmehuiwuyuanwuguzhaolairendebumanni?
erqiezheijiarendeneigenvrenneimexiong,yaoshizhenyouyuanyan,yousheiganshuoma?
buguoxianxiamianshangzhichilaotaitaiderenneimeduo,zheixierenyeshicongmingdemeiyouchutou,zhishixiadingjuexinyihoubuzailaizheijiamaidongxi。
“shaqiandaode,laihuaiwojiademingsheng,pei!laizhiqianyebuxiandatingdatingwojinyinhuashishenmeren!”
yishenhengroudejinyinhuahuilaile,yibianshuaihenhuayibianmohan。
kantaneiyang,dahuofenfendaqu:“yinhuaa,zenmeyangzhuishangmeiyou?”
jinyinhuayaowuyangweiyangqigebo,“zhuishangle,yishangqujiujiletayidajiao,zhenshifeiwu,caiqingqingyijiaojiugunxiahequle。”
zhongrenzuijiaoyoushiyichou,tamenkankanfangfobuzhidaofashengleshenmeshidedayannvwa,youkankanzheiduifennudexianglaoniudemunvliang。
xinzhongzaicizenghenbuyi:jiujinyinhuazheiyangwudasancuderen,jurannengshengxiazheiyangguaiqiaopiaoliangdewa!
tamenzhendehuaiyi,jiaojiaozhendeshitaqinshengdema?
ranerzheijinianyizhiyourengaosutamen:jiaojiaotaneizaosideba,shigejiqijunqiaodehousheng,jiaojiaoduochengshisuileta。
suiranzhidao,danshitamenyijiubusixin。
——jinyinhuajueduishiqunalijianlaidewa!
danshitamendequeyeshibuganshangqianquwen:nijiaqunalijiande,fangbiangaosuwoma,woyequjianyige。
jinyinhuaguoqubajiaojiaojieguolaibaozhe,duidajiaxiaoyinyindidao:“haolehaole,dajiadousanle,yaomairoumaidoufudejiulaiwojiaa,chidouhuadeyedoulaiwojia,kebietingxinleneigegaibeileipidechounanrendehua,wojiazuoshengyidoushiyoumugongdude。”
erhouyoubanverdijilaotaitai,ceshenduilaotaitaidao:“manidaizhejiaojiaohuiquchifanba,zheiliwokanzhe。”
laotaitai“ai”leyishengyingxialai,cishidetahegangcaineifuxiongsheneshademoyangwanquanbuyiyang,xiaodeqinheyoucixiang,yeduidajiadao:
“jintianjiuduoxiedajiabangmangzheshuohuale,jintiandajialaichidouhuadekeyiduojiayishaolajiaoroudingyouhuoshiroutang!”
“hao!laotaitaidafang!”
zheishihounengchirousuiranbiqianxienianyaorongyibushao,danzaichengligongyingjiuneimeduo,zaicunligengshiyiniandaotoujiumeichangguoliangpianrou,yincixianzaitingdaokeyizaijiazheiliangyangdongxi,dajiashunjiandoukuangreqilaile。
jiulianyikaishibudasuanchidouhuade,xianzaiyexiangyaoquchiyiwanle。
neijigegenzhedarenmenguolaidexiaohaiyitingdao“douhua”yanjingjiulimaliangle,fengkuangdichedarendekutui。
darenmenlianmangdiantou,“mai,doujinimenmaiyiwan,chibaobaode。”
xiaohaizinengchiduoshao?tamenbarendailai,yeshidasuanzheicirangtamenchigegoude,nandedailaiyici,yemiandetamenyihouyounao。
kerenmenluoyibujuedijinqu,zhishaodoudianleyiwandouhua。
kanlaotaitaihaixiangbangmang,jinyinhuayigedengyan。
laotaitaishanshandishouhuijiao,“neiwojiudaijiaojiaohuiquchifanle。”ranhouaixiashenzibaxiaohaibaoqilai,jiazhesangzi,“zouge,genpopohuiquchifanfange!”
nvwachaomuqinneibianbabadizhangwang,yebushuohua。
jinyinhuazhengzaimalidijikerenmenyaodouhua,zhuyidaonverxiaokeliandemoyang,choukongtaitouxiaozhehongdao:“guaiguaigenpopohuiquba,waimianrenduo,meiyoudifangjiniwan,jintiannixiangchuquwanyekeyi。”
jiaojiaoshunjiantaitou,yanjingfaliang。
suirankanguozheileisidechangjinghenduohuile,danshimeiyihuikandaozheilianggexiongponiangturanbianhuanmiankong,tamenhaishijuedemohuan。
哎!
jiaojiaozenmejiubushitamenjiadeni?
霸王花一出门,全村人都瑟瑟发抖