《我在宝妈群收闲置》 小说介绍
《wozaibaomaqunshouxianzhi》shixiaosichuangzuodeyibuyanqingxiaoshuo。gushiweiraozhegushaoyuangumingyuanzhankai,jieshiletamenzhijiancuozongfuzadeguanxihebukesiyidemaoxianjingli。zheibuxiaoshuojikourenxinxianyouchongmanjingxi,lingduzhenanyiwanghuai。wangfuguikanzhewoyizheng,zixibianrenbanshang,liansehuranlenglexialai,shanglaijiushuailewoyibazhang!“jianren,hai……。
《我在宝妈群收闲置》 第1章 免费试读
第一章
wozaizijiakaideyoueryuanbaomaqunfaleyitiaoshougouxianzhidexiaoxi。
qunligushaoyuanmamaliketiaochulaichaofeng。
“nibuhuishixiangdaomaiershouyiwuba?”
“zanmenyoueryuanzenmeyounizheizhongqiongsuangui!”
qunliqitarenfenfenfuhe。
“linzidaleshaniaodouyou,zhenshidiurenxianyan!”
“gufurenzheibushinijiadekaideyoueryuanma,gankuaibatatichuquba!”
wokandeyilianmeng,wenneiren:“nizenmezhidaowoshigufuren?”
meixiangdaogushaoyuanmamaquejiyanle,lianfashuzhangyoueryuanyingyezhizhaohejigebieshufangbendezhaopian。
“kanqingchule!zheidoushiwolaogongdefangchan!”
“wocaishizhenzhengdegufuren!qiongsuanguijuranhaiganmaochongwo!”
houlai,wobeiqunzhutichuqunliao,qideyitongyueyangdianhuadajiguoneidelaogong。
“chenzhewoshengwanertaizaiguowaidujia,nijingganzaiguoneiyanglexiaolaopo?”
……
wozaiyoueryuanjiazhangqunfaleyitiaoshougouyingyouerxianzhidexiaoxi。
【@suoyourenqinqinmen,dajiayoubuyaodexianzhidouzhuanjiwoha!dapiliangshou,jiagekendingbimouyugao!】
zheisuoyoueryuanshiwolaogongjinianqianteyiweidabaokaide。
rujindabaoshangxiaoxuele,zheigequnwoyijingpingbihenjiule。
xiaoxifawan,dunshizhachulexuduojiazhang。
【juranshiguanliyuanai!nishiyoueryuanfuzerenba?】
【womenzhenghaoyouhenduobaobaoxianzhi,yemaibushangjia,baisongnihaole!】
【wojiayeyou,liugedizhiba,youjijini!】
dajiadereqingrangwohenshikaixin。
gangxianghuidabubizheimemafan,zhijiesongdaoxuexiaojiukeyi。
gushaoyuanmamaqueturantiaochulai@wo:
【niweishenmeyouguanliyuanshenfen?wokebuzhidaoyounizheihaofuzeren!】
【nibuhuishixiangdaomaiershouyiwuba?】
【zanmenyoueryuanzenmeyounizheizhongqiongsuangui!】
tayizheiyangshuo,qunlidunshianjingxialai。
henkuai,youyongchulailingyipifuhetadeshengyin。
【yuanlaishigemaopaihuoa!jurandazheguanliyuanqihaoxiangdajiayaodongxi,yaobuyaoliana!】
【linzidaleshaniaodouyou,zhenshidiurenxianyan!】
【gufurenzheibushinijiadekaideyoueryuanma,gankuaibatatichuquba!】
wozhengxiangjieshishixiangbayifujuanjipinkunshanqude。
kandao“gufuren”sangezishi,queshiyizheng。
chuangbanyoueryuandeshihou,wobuxiangrangdabaoyoushenmeyouyuegan,yizhimeiyougongkaishenfen。
houlaidabaobiyele,youeryuanjiaojizhuanmenrendali。
我更是没有露过面。
zenmequnliyourenzhidaolewodeshenfen?
我连忙@那人。
【nizenmezhidaowoshigufuren?】
meixiangdaogushaoyuanmamaquexianjiyanle,zhijieduiwokuanghongluanzha。
【qingniyaoyidianlianok?renjiazaihewojianghuahaoma!】
【maochongguanliyuanbuguoyin,juranhaiganmaochongwo!】
jiezhe,tazaiqunlilianfashuzhangyoueryuanyingyezhizhaohejigebieshufangbendezhaopianshuaping。
同时疯狂@我。
【kanqingchule!zheidoushiwolaogongdefangchan!】
【wocaishizhenzhengdegufuren!qiongsuanguijuranhaiganmaochongwo!】
kandaozheixiezhaopian,qiyuqianshuidebaomayefenfenxiachangsibi。
【@gunianmama,dajiadouzhidaonishishenmerenle,haibuganjinxianggufurendaoqian?】
【daoqianyoushenmeyong?zheizhonghuaizhongjiuyinggaitichuqunqu!】
【wojiushuoma,zanmenzheizhonggaodangyoueryuanzenmehuiyoutaoyaoxianzhideqiongsuangui?】
【ganjingunchuqu!zhenshiladiwomenyoueryuandangci!】
wokanzheneixieshuxidefangchanzhaopianyouxiemeng。
weizhi、diduan、mianji,yiqiedouhewojiadeyiyang。
neixiedoushiwojiadefangchan!
ketaweishenmehuiyouzheixiezhaopianni?
worenzhenuqizhiwen:【nijiujingshishei?nandaoshiwojiadeyongren?】
jialifangchanzhongduo,yongrenyebushao,woziranduibushanghao。
nandaotazhenshiwojiadeyongren?toupailefangbenxinxi?
ketaquefalegechishidebiaoqingbaochaofengwo。
【kanzainiyesuanwomenyoueryuanjiazhangdefenershang,wobenlaibuxiangweinanni。】
【jirannizheimebuyaolian,neijiubieguaiwobukeqile!】
wohaixiangzaifaxiaoxi,quefaxianzijijingranbeitichulequn!
第二章
woqidexianxieshuaileshouji。
yebuguanguoneixianzaijidian,zhijieyitongyueyangdianhuadajilelaogonggumingyuan。
tayinggaizhengzaikaihui,duipangrenshuoleju“xiuxishifenzhong”,jiushengyindanyoudiwenwo:
“laopo,zenmezheimewanhaibushui?”
wolengxiaozhefanwen:“guxiansheng,nijuranhaiguanxinwozheimiandeshichaa?”
“zenme,chenzhewoshengwanertaizaiguowaidujia,nijingranzaiguoneiyanglexiaolaopo?”
gumingyuandahuyuanwang,yigejingerjieshizijizheijigeyuemangdetuantuanzhuan。
yaobushigongsiyewuduoshizaizoubukai,tazaojiulaiguowaipeiwodujiale。
哪有心思找小老婆?
jiantashuodechengken,woyemanmanpingjingxialai。
bijingwomenqingmeizhuma,congxiaofudaohunsha。
taderenpin,wohaishixindeguode。
keneigenvrenweishenmeyaomaochongwodeshenfenni?
youweishenmeyouwojiafangchandezhaopianni?
wolianmangyoubotongleguanjiagubodehaoma。
guanjiahuifu:“furen,suoyoufangbenzhengjiandousuozailaozhaibaoxianju,meiyourendongguo。”
guaduandianhua,wolinchuangerzuo,wangzhechuangwaiyiwangwujidehaijing,xinliquehaishibutashi。
wolikerangzhuliyudinglecirihangban,daizhedabaogunianzhijiefeihuiguonei。
zhengzhishujia,gunianshuoyaohuiyoueryuanqutanwanglaoshi。
我便带她一同去了。
gangzaidamenkouchushilegunianhewodeshenfenzheng,shenhoujiuzoulaijigejiazhanghehaizi。
weishoudenvrenhenhendizhuanglewoyixia。
“rangkai!dumenkouganma!dangmenshena!”
身份证被撞到地上。
nvrenxieyanyiqiao,heranfaxianleguniandemingzi,likejianjiaoyisheng。
“yuanlainijiushigunianmama!nizheigemaochonggui!”
wozaiqunlitingguotadeshengyin,yelikerenchulai。
tajiushigushaoyuandemama。
“woqueshishigunianmama。danwokemeiyoumaochongni,nicaishineigemaopaihuo!”
nazhigushaoyuanmamajingzhijieshanlewoyibazhangnuma。
“jianren!yebuqiaoqiaozijidedexing!haihaoyisishuoshigufuren!”
“wolaogongzenmekenenghuikanshangnizheizhongsaohuo!”
woyigemeiliuyi,beitadadeyigelieju。
qidechongguoquxiangzouta,quebeitashenhoudejigejiazhanglianshoutuidao。
“yebusapaoniaozhaozhao!pingniyeganmaochonggufuren!”
“banitichuqunyijingshigufurenrenyile,meixiangdaohaiganlaiyoueryuandafangjueci!”
“ganjingunyuandianer,zhenshihuiqi!”
wopaqilainudengzhezhongren:“nimenbufenqinghongzaobaijiuxiangxinzheinvrendeguihua,haigandaren,doufengleshima!”
“wokanfengderenshini!”yigebaomacuilewoyikoutuomo。
“douwudaorenjiazhengzhumianqianle,wodoutinixiuchi!”
“womendoubeiyaoqingquguzongbieshucanguanle,renjiajiushimingzhengyanshundegufuren!”
“yebuzhininaerlaidelian,haiganguolaimaochong!woyaoshini,zaojiutoujiangzijinle!”
woqidehuomaosanzhang,quebuxiangzailitamen。
zhidengjiandaoyoueryuanfuzeren,yiqiejiudouyoudaanle。
wolazhenverdeshouyaojinyoueryuan,quebeigushaoyuanmamalanzhu。
“zheishiwojiakaideyoueryuan,nigantajinyibu,wojiudaduannidetui!”
“nigan!”woqiangyazhenuhuo:“gandongwoyixiashishi,woxianzaijiubaojingzhuaren!”
nvergunianbaozhewosesefadou,queyonggandidashengjinggaotamen。
“nimenbuxudawomama!wobabashigumingyuan!tabuhuifangguonimende!”
“ha!zheixiaojianhuojuranyeshigemaochonggui!”yigebaomafangsidaxiao。
“xiaoxiaonianjibuxuehao,haiganhuluanrendie!wokannidoubuzhidaoniqindieshisheiba?”
gushaoyuanmamabaozheshoubeilengxiao:“dangmadexiajian,buzhidaogenduoshaonanrenluangao,caigaochulaizheigewanyier,kendingyaodaochurendiea!”
zaichangdebaomahongrandaxiao,duizhewomenmunvzhizhidiandian。
zhenmeixiangdaozheiqunerenrucidaidu,lianyigexiaohaizidouyaogongji!
wolianmangwuzhunverdeerduo,lengyanwangzhezheiqunren。
gangxiangchushengfanji,quetingyoueryuanzhongchuanlaiyidaonansheng。
“furenninlaila!zenmehaizhanzaimenkouni?kuaiqingjinlai!”
第三章
yigezhongniannanrenxiaopaozheyinglechulai,xiaolianruhua。
wolijirenchulai,tajiushizheijiayoueryuandefuyuanzhang。
wunianqianhaishiwoqinzizhaopindeta。
“wangjingli,nilaidezhenghao……”
wozoushangqianxiangrangtazhengmingwodeshenfen。
ketaqueyibatuikaiwo,goutuiziyiyangcoudaogushaoyuanmamamianqianxianyinqin。
“gufuren!ninkuaiqingjinquba!”
“shuiguodianxindoujininzhunbeihaole!jiudengzhenindajiaguanglinni!”
tazheiyilianchanmeidemoyanglingwoxinjing。
“wangfugui,nishibushixia?renbuchunagecaishinilaobanma?”
wodenuhuoyijingchongdaoletouding。
“wunianqianshiwoqinzimianshideni,nandaonidouwangle?”
“xianzaijuranduizhezheigemaopaihuojiaofuren?”
wangfuguikanzhewoyizheng,zixibianrenbanshang,liansehuranlenglexialai,shanglaijiushuailewoyibazhang!
“jianren,haiganmawo!”
“yiweidatingdaoneimuxiaoxijiunengmaochongwomengufurenle?chixinwangxiang!”
“zaiganfangsi,wojiubaojingzhuani!”
gushaoyuanmamaxiaodeqianyanghouhe:“shidaorujinhaibusixin!”
“feidebazhangshandaolianshangcaizhidaoteng!”
wonaodaiwengwengzhixiang,nuhuojihuyaochongpotouding。
“nimenyuanzhangni!zhaonimenyuanzhangguolai!”
zheixienianwoheyuanzhangdaguojicijiaodao。
wangfuguiburendewo,yuanzhangkendingrendechulai!
gushaoyuanmamatingwanhahadaxiao:“wojiushuonishimaopaihuoba!lianyuanzhanghuanledoubuzhidao!”
wangfuguitingqixiongfu:“wojiushixindeyuanzhang!”
wozhoulezhoumei,genbenbuzhidaozheiyoueryuanshenmeshihoujinghuanleyuanzhang。
buguozicongnverbiyezhihou,woqueshimeizaiguanzhuguozheijiayoueryuan。
“hailengzheganshenme!ganjinbazheifengnvrenganchuqu!zhanzaimenkouzhenshihuiqi!”
wangfuguizhihuibaoanganren。
jigebaoanshouzhidiangunchongguolaituisangwomen。
qitabaomayechazheyaodahandajiao。
“ganjingun!fouzejiubaojingla!”
“hao!neijiubaojing!”woqifendinachushoujibohao。
“wodaoyaoqiaoqiao,zheiyoueryuanjiujingshisheijiade!sheicaishizhenshidegufuren!”
nazhibaojingdianhuahaimeibotong,jiutingjiannverjianjiaodeshengyin。
tajingranbeiyigexiaonanhaichezhetoufaanzaidishangda!
“niannian!”wohuangmangpaoguoqu,henhentuikaixiaonanhai,jiangnverhuzaihuaizhong。
nverdaku:“tashuotababacaishigumingyuan,haimawosahuangjing,dawo,wuwuwu……”
woxintengdijiangtalouzaihuailianwei:“niannianguai,nidebabajiushigumingyuan,tamencaishimaochongde!”
“nijiushisahuangjing!buyaolian!lvelvelve!”gushaoyuanbuganshiruo,zhanzaipangbianduiwomenzuoguilianchaofeng。
wobuxiangyuzheiqunerenzhengbian,zhijiebotongbaojingdianhua。
wojiubuxinzheishidaomeiyouwangfale!
nazhiganganwanhaoma,jiuzhijiebeirenyibazhangpaifei。
gushaoyuanmamaxiaozhangbahudizhanzaiwomenmunvmianqian。
“zhenshijinimenlianlea!zeihanzhuozeia!”
“baogepijing!woerzishuodeyoucuoma?”
“dajiadoulaipingpingli,nimenjuedesheicaishineigesahuangde!”
tadefuyongzhelikechushengweihu:“xiaoshaoyezenmekenengchucuo!shizheiduimunvsahuang!”
“jiushinilaogongtaiyouxiule,rangzheizhongjianrenyanchan!”
“munvliangyiduishuohuangjing,haihaoyisizhaojingchazizhengqingbai!youbenshibanilaogonghanlaia!”
“dui!bushishuonilaogongshiguzongma!neijiurangtalaia!”
gushaoyuanmamachazheyaozhanzaiyipang,wenyangenbenmeiyoujupadeyisi。
wokanzhetaqidingshenxiandemoyang,genbenbuxiangzhuangde,duitadeshenfenyegengjiahaoqi。
nverduozaiwohuailiyanleiwangwang:“mama,nirangbabalai!takendingnengzhengmingwomenmeiyoushuohuang!”
woshenxileyikouqi:“hao,wozheijiurangnibabaguolai,zhengmingwomendeqingbai!”
wonaqishoujigangyaobohao。
zhengqiao,gumingyuandedianhuadaleguolai。
“wei,laopo,tingshuonimenturanhuiguole?chushenmeshile?”
第四章
muguangsaoguogushaoyuanmuzi,woxinliyouqiyounaoyouweiqu。
“nixiaolaopozaiyoueryuanmenkouzuoweizuofuni!haibuganjingunguolai!”
“nimasheixiaolaopo!”gushaoyuanmamataishoujiuyaodawo,quebeiwoduoguo。
woguaduandianhua,huzhenverzhanqishen。
“wohegumingyuanqingmeizhuma,yuanpeifuqi,nibushitaxiaolaopo,nandaoshi**?”
jianwoshuohuananting,gushaoyuanmamaqidezhangyawuzhuayaolainaowo。
wangfuguilianmangjiangtalanzhu,dishengquandao:“gufurenbiechongdong!zheimeduorenqiaozheni,xiaoxinyingxianggushijituandegujia!”
yipangdegoutuizibaomamenfenfenquanzhe:
“jiushia,biehezheizhongjianrenyibanjianshi!”
“yingxiangnilaogongdeshengyihefengpingjiubuhaole!”
gushaoyuanmamazheicailengjingxialai。
tajugaolinxiadiwangzhewo,lenghengyisheng:“jiranruci,neiwoyebawolaogongjiaolai,wodaoyaoqiaoqiao,talaopojiujingshishei!”
shuowan,talikebotongleyigehaoma,haikeyikailemianti。
dianhuaneiduanchuanlainanrendeshengyin:“laopo,youshenmeshia!”
gushaoyuanmamayigaizhiqiandexiaozhang,shengyindiadebuxianghua。
“laogong~nikuailaiyoueryuanmenkouma,yourenqifuwo~”
nanrenshengyindangjibaozao:“nagexiaowangbagaozizheimedadan,haiganqifuni!laoponidengzhe,wozheijiuguolaichailetadegutou!”
dianhuaguaduan,gushaoyuanmamaxiaodeyilianzhangkuang:“tingdaolema?wolaogongmashangjiudao!daoshihouyounimenhaokande!”
zaichangdebaomamentingwanjidongdeliangyanfangguang。
“guzongyaolaile!wojuranmashangjiuyaojiandaoguzonglea!”
“tapingshikeshihendidiaode,zhongyunengyiduzhenrongle!”
wangfuguixiaoxixidicouguoqutaohao。
“gufuren,shangciheninshuoguode,youeryuanyaofanxiudeshi,ninkan……”
gushaoyuanmamalvlelvtoufa,manbujingxindihuita。
“fangxin,wohuihewolaogongshuode!zheigexiangmujiubaojinile!”
“eiyo,neixianxiexiegufurenla!”wangfuguixiaodeyizhangliankailehua。
wolengyanqiaozhetamenyichangyihedemoyang,zhenshiexindefanwei。
zheiwangfuguijiushigedalinggongdechushen,nagandelexiujianyoueryuandegongzuo?
wokantajiushixiangzhongbaosinang,congzhongmouli!
hekuangyoueryuanyizhidouyouduijiedejianzhugongsi,youzhuanmendeanquanpingdingbiaozhun。
zenmekenengzheimesuisuibianbianjiaojiyigewaixingren?
buguocishihaibushihetamenlilunzheizhongshideshihou。
meiguoduojiu,yiliangheisebinlitingkaozailubian。
wozhuantoukanqu,laogonggumingyuanqidingshenxiandizoulexialai。
nverlikekuzhepaoleguoqu:“baba!nizhongyulaile!tamenzheiqunhuairenqifumama!”
gumingyuanlianseyinchen,honglenverliangju,biandabuliuxingdizoudaowomianqian。
“laopo,jiujingfashengleshenmeshi?”
wozhizhegushaoyuanmama:“tashuotalaogongshigumingyuan,nimenhaiyougeerzi!”
“hushuobadao!wonayoushenmeerzi!wozhiyouniannianyigenver!”
gumingyuanlengyanqiaozhegushaoyuanmama:“jiushinimaochonggufuren,haiqifuwolaoponverde?”
tamuguangsaoguozhongren,lengshenghechi:“haiyounimen,yepeizhiyitamendeshenfen?”
gumingyuanqishitaizu,zheiqunrenfenfenhoutuiliangbu,hedehuxiangshiyanse。
她们害怕极了。
kebingbushiyishidaozijidesuozuosuoweiyouwenti。
ershihaipawodeshenfenruguozhenshigufuren,neitamenkendinghuidezuigumingyuan。
“他真的是顾总?”
“yinggaishiba?neiqichanghenqianga!erqietakaideneiliangche,haoxianghenguideyangzi!”
“wandanle,zanmenqifuletalaoponver,kendingsidingle!”
“buguoguzonghenshenmi,meizaizhongrenmianqianluguomian,sheizhidaoshizhenshijiaa!”
zhongrenqieqiesiyu,quemeiyigeganzaizhiyitadeshenfen。
raner,gushaoyuanmamaquezaijiandaogumingyuanzhihou,huranxiaoleqilai。
“wohaiyiweinizhennengbawolaogongyaolaini!yuanlaiyouzhaolegemaopaihuoahahaha!”
第五章
“nishuowoshimaopaihuo?”gumingyuanyanzhongnuhuozhuozhuo,wuyujile。
tazhangzheimeda,haimeishoudaoguozheizhongwuru!
“dangran!wolaogongzhangshenmeyangwonengbuqingchu?niyeheneijianrenyiyang,doushipianzi!”
gushaoyuanmamachazheyao,xiongyouchengzhu。
tatuileyixiagushaoyuan,dashengwendao:“erzi,nishuo!zheinanrenshinibabama?”
gushaoyuanpiezuichixiao:“tashigepi!wobacaibuzhangtazheiyangni!”
jiantamenmuzizheimeyingqi,qitarenyejidongqilai。
“zheijianrenhuayanggouduodea!haizhaolaigexiaobailianchongdangguzong!”
“zhuangdexiangmoxiangyangde,gangcaizhenshihesiwole!”
“zhuangbinan,xiajiannv,jianzhijuepei!nimenbuquzuoyanyuanzhenshikexile!”
yipangguanwangdewangfuguiyetingqilexiongfu,dalieliedizouleguolai,yibazhangpaizaigumingyuanxiongkoushang。
“ganjindaizhenidenvrengunyuandianer!biezanglewomengufurendeyan!”
gumingyuanlianselengning,shenshouzhuazhutadeshouwan,yongliyibai。
wangfuguitongdeaoaocanjiao:“chouxiaozinifenglema!kuaifangshou!aaatengsiwole!”
gumingyuanxinlidenuhuozhengmeidifangsa,duizhezheiqunnvrenmeifadongshou,quebuhuifangguowangfuguizheigeyounilaonanren!
wangfuguilenghandouxialaile,tengdezhijieguizailedishang,aoaocanjiao。
我在宝妈群收闲置