我在宝妈群收闲置
《我在宝妈群收闲置》 小说介绍
xiaoshuo《wozaibaomaqunshouxianzhi》，fenxiangjidajiayuedu，zhuyaorenwuyougushaoyuangumingyuan，shizuozhexiaosijingxinchupindehaoshu。wenzhangwuguanggaobanbenshifennaidu，jingcaijuqingjiangshule：zhengqiao，gumingyuandedianhuadaleguolai。“wei，laopo，tingshuonimenturanhuiguole？chushenmeshile？”disizhangmuguangsaoguogushaoyuanmuzi，woxinliyouqi……
《我在宝妈群收闲置》 第1章 免费试读
第一章
wozaizijiakaideyoueryuanbaomaqunfaleyitiaoshougouxianzhidexiaoxi。
qunligushaoyuanmamaliketiaochulaichaofeng。
“nibuhuishixiangdaomaiershouyiwuba？”
“zanmenyoueryuanzenmeyounizheizhongqiongsuangui！”
qunliqitarenfenfenfuhe。
“linzidaleshaniaodouyou，zhenshidiurenxianyan！”
“gufurenzheibushinijiadekaideyoueryuanma，gankuaibatatichuquba！”
wokandeyilianmeng，wenneiren：“nizenmezhidaowoshigufuren？”
meixiangdaogushaoyuanmamaquejiyanle，lianfashuzhangyoueryuanyingyezhizhaohejigebieshufangbendezhaopian。
“kanqingchule！zheidoushiwolaogongdefangchan！”
“wocaishizhenzhengdegufuren！qiongsuanguijuranhaiganmaochongwo！”
houlai，wobeiqunzhutichuqunliao，qideyitongyueyangdianhuadajiguoneidelaogong。
“chenzhewoshengwanertaizaiguowaidujia，nijingganzaiguoneiyanglexiaolaopo？”
……
wozaiyoueryuanjiazhangqunfaleyitiaoshougouyingyouerxianzhidexiaoxi。
【@suoyourenqinqinmen，dajiayoubuyaodexianzhidouzhuanjiwoha！dapiliangshou，jiagekendingbimouyugao！】
zheisuoyoueryuanshiwolaogongjinianqianteyiweidabaokaide。
rujindabaoshangxiaoxuele，zheigequnwoyijingpingbihenjiule。
xiaoxifawan，dunshizhachulexuduojiazhang。
【juranshiguanliyuanai！nishiyoueryuanfuzerenba？】
【womenzhenghaoyouhenduobaobaoxianzhi，yemaibushangjia，baisongnihaole！】
【wojiayeyou，liugedizhiba，youjijini！】
dajiadereqingrangwohenshikaixin。
gangxianghuidabubizheimemafan，zhijiesongdaoxuexiaojiukeyi。
gushaoyuanmamaqueturantiaochulai@wo：
【niweishenmeyouguanliyuanshenfen？wokebuzhidaoyounizheihaofuzeren！】
【nibuhuishixiangdaomaiershouyiwuba？】
【zanmenyoueryuanzenmeyounizheizhongqiongsuangui！】
tayizheiyangshuo，qunlidunshianjingxialai。
henkuai，youyongchulailingyipifuhetadeshengyin。
【yuanlaishigemaopaihuoa！jurandazheguanliyuanqihaoxiangdajiayaodongxi，yaobuyaoliana！】
【linzidaleshaniaodouyou，zhenshidiurenxianyan！】
【gufurenzheibushinijiadekaideyoueryuanma，gankuaibatatichuquba！】
wozhengxiangjieshishixiangbayifujuanjipinkunshanqude。
kandao“gufuren”sangezishi，queshiyizheng。
chuangbanyoueryuandeshihou，wobuxiangrangdabaoyoushenmeyouyuegan，yizhimeiyougongkaishenfen。
houlaidabaobiyele，youeryuanjiaojizhuanmenrendali。
我更是没有露过面。
zenmequnliyourenzhidaolewodeshenfen？
我连忙@那人。
【nizenmezhidaowoshigufuren？】
meixiangdaogushaoyuanmamaquexianjiyanle，zhijieduiwokuanghongluanzha。
【qingniyaoyidianlianok？renjiazaihewojianghuahaoma！】
【maochongguanliyuanbuguoyin，juranhaiganmaochongwo！】
jiezhe，tazaiqunlilianfashuzhangyoueryuanyingyezhizhaohejigebieshufangbendezhaopianshuaping。
同时疯狂@我。
【kanqingchule！zheidoushiwolaogongdefangchan！】
【wocaishizhenzhengdegufuren！qiongsuanguijuranhaiganmaochongwo！】
kandaozheixiezhaopian，qiyuqianshuidebaomayefenfenxiachangsibi。
【@gunianmama，dajiadouzhidaonishishenmerenle，haibuganjinxianggufurendaoqian？】
【daoqianyoushenmeyong？zheizhonghuaizhongjiuyinggaitichuqunqu！】
【wojiushuoma，zanmenzheizhonggaodangyoueryuanzenmehuiyoutaoyaoxianzhideqiongsuangui？】
【ganjingunchuqu！zhenshiladiwomenyoueryuandangci！】
wokanzheneixieshuxidefangchanzhaopianyouxiemeng。
weizhi、diduan、mianji，yiqiedouhewojiadeyiyang。
neixiedoushiwojiadefangchan！
ketaweishenmehuiyouzheixiezhaopianni？
worenzhenuqizhiwen：【nijiujingshishei？nandaoshiwojiadeyongren？】
jialifangchanzhongduo，yongrenyebushao，woziranduibushanghao。
nandaotazhenshiwojiadeyongren？toupailefangbenxinxi？
ketaquefalegechishidebiaoqingbaochaofengwo。
【kanzainiyesuanwomenyoueryuanjiazhangdefenershang，wobenlaibuxiangweinanni。】
【jirannizheimebuyaolian，neijiubieguaiwobukeqile！】
wohaixiangzaifaxiaoxi，quefaxianzijijingranbeitichulequn！
第二章
woqidexianxieshuaileshouji。
yebuguanguoneixianzaijidian，zhijieyitongyueyangdianhuadajilelaogonggumingyuan。
tayinggaizhengzaikaihui，duipangrenshuoleju“xiuxishifenzhong”，jiushengyindanyoudiwenwo：
“laopo，zenmezheimewanhaibushui？”
wolengxiaozhefanwen：“guxiansheng，nijuranhaiguanxinwozheimiandeshichaa？”
“zenme，chenzhewoshengwanertaizaiguowaidujia，nijingranzaiguoneiyanglexiaolaopo？”
gumingyuandahuyuanwang，yigejingerjieshizijizheijigeyuemangdetuantuanzhuan。
yaobushigongsiyewuduoshizaizoubukai，tazaojiulaiguowaipeiwodujiale。
哪有心思找小老婆？
jiantashuodechengken，woyemanmanpingjingxialai。
bijingwomenqingmeizhuma，congxiaofudaohunsha。
taderenpin，wohaishixindeguode。
keneigenvrenweishenmeyaomaochongwodeshenfenni？
youweishenmeyouwojiafangchandezhaopianni？
wolianmangyoubotongleguanjiagubodehaoma。
guanjiahuifu：“furen，suoyoufangbenzhengjiandousuozailaozhaibaoxianju，meiyourendongguo。”
guaduandianhua，wolinchuangerzuo，wangzhechuangwaiyiwangwujidehaijing，xinliquehaishibutashi。
wolikerangzhuliyudinglecirihangban，daizhedabaogunianzhijiefeihuiguonei。
zhengzhishujia，gunianshuoyaohuiyoueryuanqutanwanglaoshi。
我便带她一同去了。
gangzaidamenkouchushilegunianhewodeshenfenzheng，shenhoujiuzoulaijigejiazhanghehaizi。
weishoudenvrenhenhendizhuanglewoyixia。
“rangkai！dumenkouganma！dangmenshena！”
身份证被撞到地上。
nvrenxieyanyiqiao，heranfaxianleguniandemingzi，likejianjiaoyisheng。
“yuanlainijiushigunianmama！nizheigemaochonggui！”
wozaiqunlitingguotadeshengyin，yelikerenchulai。
tajiushigushaoyuandemama。
“woqueshishigunianmama。danwokemeiyoumaochongni，nicaishineigemaopaihuo！”
nazhigushaoyuanmamajingzhijieshanlewoyibazhangnuma。
“jianren！yebuqiaoqiaozijidedexing！haihaoyisishuoshigufuren！”
“wolaogongzenmekenenghuikanshangnizheizhongsaohuo！”
woyigemeiliuyi，beitadadeyigelieju。
qidechongguoquxiangzouta，quebeitashenhoudejigejiazhanglianshoutuidao。
“yebusapaoniaozhaozhao！pingniyeganmaochonggufuren！”
“banitichuqunyijingshigufurenrenyile，meixiangdaohaiganlaiyoueryuandafangjueci！”
“ganjingunyuandianer，zhenshihuiqi！”
wopaqilainudengzhezhongren：“nimenbufenqinghongzaobaijiuxiangxinzheinvrendeguihua，haigandaren，doufengleshima！”
“wokanfengderenshini！”yigebaomacuilewoyikoutuomo。
“douwudaorenjiazhengzhumianqianle，wodoutinixiuchi！”
“womendoubeiyaoqingquguzongbieshucanguanle，renjiajiushimingzhengyanshundegufuren！”
“yebuzhininaerlaidelian，haiganguolaimaochong！woyaoshini，zaojiutoujiangzijinle！”
woqidehuomaosanzhang，quebuxiangzailitamen。
zhidengjiandaoyoueryuanfuzeren，yiqiejiudouyoudaanle。
wolazhenverdeshouyaojinyoueryuan，quebeigushaoyuanmamalanzhu。
“zheishiwojiakaideyoueryuan，nigantajinyibu，wojiudaduannidetui！”
“nigan！”woqiangyazhenuhuo：“gandongwoyixiashishi，woxianzaijiubaojingzhuaren！”
nvergunianbaozhewosesefadou，queyonggandidashengjinggaotamen。
“nimenbuxudawomama！wobabashigumingyuan！tabuhuifangguonimende！”
“ha！zheixiaojianhuojuranyeshigemaochonggui！”yigebaomafangsidaxiao。
“xiaoxiaonianjibuxuehao，haiganhuluanrendie！wokannidoubuzhidaoniqindieshisheiba？”
gushaoyuanmamabaozheshoubeilengxiao：“dangmadexiajian，buzhidaogenduoshaonanrenluangao，caigaochulaizheigewanyier，kendingyaodaochurendiea！”
zaichangdebaomahongrandaxiao，duizhewomenmunvzhizhidiandian。
zhenmeixiangdaozheiqunerenrucidaidu，lianyigexiaohaizidouyaogongji！
wolianmangwuzhunverdeerduo，lengyanwangzhezheiqunren。
gangxiangchushengfanji，quetingyoueryuanzhongchuanlaiyidaonansheng。
“furenninlaila！zenmehaizhanzaimenkouni？kuaiqingjinlai！”
第三章
yigezhongniannanrenxiaopaozheyinglechulai，xiaolianruhua。
wolijirenchulai，tajiushizheijiayoueryuandefuyuanzhang。
wunianqianhaishiwoqinzizhaopindeta。
“wangjingli，nilaidezhenghao……”
wozoushangqianxiangrangtazhengmingwodeshenfen。
ketaqueyibatuikaiwo，goutuiziyiyangcoudaogushaoyuanmamamianqianxianyinqin。
“gufuren！ninkuaiqingjinquba！”
“shuiguodianxindoujininzhunbeihaole！jiudengzhenindajiaguanglinni！”
tazheiyilianchanmeidemoyanglingwoxinjing。
“wangfugui，nishibushixia？renbuchunagecaishinilaobanma？”
wodenuhuoyijingchongdaoletouding。
“wunianqianshiwoqinzimianshideni，nandaonidouwangle？”
“xianzaijuranduizhezheigemaopaihuojiaofuren？”
wangfuguikanzhewoyizheng，zixibianrenbanshang，liansehuranlenglexialai，shanglaijiushuailewoyibazhang！
“jianren，haiganmawo！”
“yiweidatingdaoneimuxiaoxijiunengmaochongwomengufurenle？chixinwangxiang！”
“zaiganfangsi，wojiubaojingzhuani！”
gushaoyuanmamaxiaodeqianyanghouhe：“shidaorujinhaibusixin！”
“feidebazhangshandaolianshangcaizhidaoteng！”
wonaodaiwengwengzhixiang，nuhuojihuyaochongpotouding。
“nimenyuanzhangni！zhaonimenyuanzhangguolai！”
zheixienianwoheyuanzhangdaguojicijiaodao。
wangfuguiburendewo，yuanzhangkendingrendechulai！
gushaoyuanmamatingwanhahadaxiao：“wojiushuonishimaopaihuoba！lianyuanzhanghuanledoubuzhidao！”
wangfuguitingqixiongfu：“wojiushixindeyuanzhang！”
wozhoulezhoumei，genbenbuzhidaozheiyoueryuanshenmeshihoujinghuanleyuanzhang。
buguozicongnverbiyezhihou，woqueshimeizaiguanzhuguozheijiayoueryuan。
“hailengzheganshenme！ganjinbazheifengnvrenganchuqu！zhanzaimenkouzhenshihuiqi！”
wangfuguizhihuibaoanganren。
jigebaoanshouzhidiangunchongguolaituisangwomen。
qitabaomayechazheyaodahandajiao。
“ganjingun！fouzejiubaojingla！”
“hao！neijiubaojing！”woqifendinachushoujibohao。
“wodaoyaoqiaoqiao，zheiyoueryuanjiujingshisheijiade！sheicaishizhenshidegufuren！”
nazhibaojingdianhuahaimeibotong，jiutingjiannverjianjiaodeshengyin。
tajingranbeiyigexiaonanhaichezhetoufaanzaidishangda！
“niannian！”wohuangmangpaoguoqu，henhentuikaixiaonanhai，jiangnverhuzaihuaizhong。
nverdaku：“tashuotababacaishigumingyuan，haimawosahuangjing，dawo，wuwuwu……”
woxintengdijiangtalouzaihuailianwei：“niannianguai，nidebabajiushigumingyuan，tamencaishimaochongde！”
“nijiushisahuangjing！buyaolian！lvelvelve！”gushaoyuanbuganshiruo，zhanzaipangbianduiwomenzuoguilianchaofeng。
wobuxiangyuzheiqunerenzhengbian，zhijiebotongbaojingdianhua。
wojiubuxinzheishidaomeiyouwangfale！
nazhiganganwanhaoma，jiuzhijiebeirenyibazhangpaifei。
gushaoyuanmamaxiaozhangbahudizhanzaiwomenmunvmianqian。
“zhenshijinimenlianlea！zeihanzhuozeia！”
“baogepijing！woerzishuodeyoucuoma？”
“dajiadoulaipingpingli，nimenjuedesheicaishineigesahuangde！”
tadefuyongzhelikechushengweihu：“xiaoshaoyezenmekenengchucuo！shizheiduimunvsahuang！”
“jiushinilaogongtaiyouxiule，rangzheizhongjianrenyanchan！”
“munvliangyiduishuohuangjing，haihaoyisizhaojingchazizhengqingbai！youbenshibanilaogonghanlaia！”
“dui！bushishuonilaogongshiguzongma！neijiurangtalaia！”
gushaoyuanmamachazheyaozhanzaiyipang，wenyangenbenmeiyoujupadeyisi。
wokanzhetaqidingshenxiandemoyang，genbenbuxiangzhuangde，duitadeshenfenyegengjiahaoqi。
nverduozaiwohuailiyanleiwangwang：“mama，nirangbabalai！takendingnengzhengmingwomenmeiyoushuohuang！”
woshenxileyikouqi：“hao，wozheijiurangnibabaguolai，zhengmingwomendeqingbai！”
wonaqishoujigangyaobohao。
zhengqiao，gumingyuandedianhuadaleguolai。
“wei，laopo，tingshuonimenturanhuiguole？chushenmeshile？”
第四章
muguangsaoguogushaoyuanmuzi，woxinliyouqiyounaoyouweiqu。
“nixiaolaopozaiyoueryuanmenkouzuoweizuofuni！haibuganjingunguolai！”
“nimasheixiaolaopo！”gushaoyuanmamataishoujiuyaodawo，quebeiwoduoguo。
woguaduandianhua，huzhenverzhanqishen。
“wohegumingyuanqingmeizhuma，yuanpeifuqi，nibushitaxiaolaopo，nandaoshi**？”
jianwoshuohuananting，gushaoyuanmamaqidezhangyawuzhuayaolainaowo。
wangfuguilianmangjiangtalanzhu，dishengquandao：“gufurenbiechongdong！zheimeduorenqiaozheni，xiaoxinyingxianggushijituandegujia！”
yipangdegoutuizibaomamenfenfenquanzhe：
“jiushia，biehezheizhongjianrenyibanjianshi！”
“yingxiangnilaogongdeshengyihefengpingjiubuhaole！”
gushaoyuanmamazheicailengjingxialai。
tajugaolinxiadiwangzhewo，lenghengyisheng：“jiranruci，neiwoyebawolaogongjiaolai，wodaoyaoqiaoqiao，talaopojiujingshishei！”
shuowan，talikebotongleyigehaoma，haikeyikailemianti。
dianhuaneiduanchuanlainanrendeshengyin：“laopo，youshenmeshia！”
gushaoyuanmamayigaizhiqiandexiaozhang，shengyindiadebuxianghua。
“laogong~nikuailaiyoueryuanmenkouma，yourenqifuwo~”
nanrenshengyindangjibaozao：“nagexiaowangbagaozizheimedadan，haiganqifuni！laoponidengzhe，wozheijiuguolaichailetadegutou！”
dianhuaguaduan，gushaoyuanmamaxiaodeyilianzhangkuang：“tingdaolema？wolaogongmashangjiudao！daoshihouyounimenhaokande！”
zaichangdebaomamentingwanjidongdeliangyanfangguang。
“guzongyaolaile！wojuranmashangjiuyaojiandaoguzonglea！”
“tapingshikeshihendidiaode，zhongyunengyiduzhenrongle！”
wangfuguixiaoxixidicouguoqutaohao。
“gufuren，shangciheninshuoguode，youeryuanyaofanxiudeshi，ninkan……”
gushaoyuanmamalvlelvtoufa，manbujingxindihuita。
“fangxin，wohuihewolaogongshuode！zheigexiangmujiubaojinile！”
“eiyo，neixianxiexiegufurenla！”wangfuguixiaodeyizhangliankailehua。
wolengyanqiaozhetamenyichangyihedemoyang，zhenshiexindefanwei。
zheiwangfuguijiushigedalinggongdechushen，nagandelexiujianyoueryuandegongzuo？
wokantajiushixiangzhongbaosinang，congzhongmouli！
hekuangyoueryuanyizhidouyouduijiedejianzhugongsi，youzhuanmendeanquanpingdingbiaozhun。
zenmekenengzheimesuisuibianbianjiaojiyigewaixingren？
buguocishihaibushihetamenlilunzheizhongshideshihou。
meiguoduojiu，yiliangheisebinlitingkaozailubian。
wozhuantoukanqu，laogonggumingyuanqidingshenxiandizoulexialai。
nverlikekuzhepaoleguoqu：“baba！nizhongyulaile！tamenzheiqunhuairenqifumama！”
gumingyuanlianseyinchen，honglenverliangju，biandabuliuxingdizoudaowomianqian。
“laopo，jiujingfashengleshenmeshi？”
wozhizhegushaoyuanmama：“tashuotalaogongshigumingyuan，nimenhaiyougeerzi！”
“hushuobadao！wonayoushenmeerzi！wozhiyouniannianyigenver！”
gumingyuanlengyanqiaozhegushaoyuanmama：“jiushinimaochonggufuren，haiqifuwolaoponverde？”
tamuguangsaoguozhongren，lengshenghechi：“haiyounimen，yepeizhiyitamendeshenfen？”
gumingyuanqishitaizu，zheiqunrenfenfenhoutuiliangbu，hedehuxiangshiyanse。
她们害怕极了。
kebingbushiyishidaozijidesuozuosuoweiyouwenti。
ershihaipawodeshenfenruguozhenshigufuren，neitamenkendinghuidezuigumingyuan。
“他真的是顾总？”
“yinggaishiba？neiqichanghenqianga！erqietakaideneiliangche，haoxianghenguideyangzi！”
“wandanle，zanmenqifuletalaoponver，kendingsidingle！”
“buguoguzonghenshenmi，meizaizhongrenmianqianluguomian，sheizhidaoshizhenshijiaa！”
zhongrenqieqiesiyu，quemeiyigeganzaizhiyitadeshenfen。
raner，gushaoyuanmamaquezaijiandaogumingyuanzhihou，huranxiaoleqilai。
“wohaiyiweinizhennengbawolaogongyaolaini！yuanlaiyouzhaolegemaopaihuoahahaha！”
第五章
“nishuowoshimaopaihuo？”gumingyuanyanzhongnuhuozhuozhuo，wuyujile。
tazhangzheimeda，haimeishoudaoguozheizhongwuru！
“dangran！wolaogongzhangshenmeyangwonengbuqingchu？niyeheneijianrenyiyang，doushipianzi！”
gushaoyuanmamachazheyao，xiongyouchengzhu。
tatuileyixiagushaoyuan，dashengwendao：“erzi，nishuo！zheinanrenshinibabama？”
gushaoyuanpiezuichixiao：“tashigepi！wobacaibuzhangtazheiyangni！”
jiantamenmuzizheimeyingqi，qitarenyejidongqilai。
“zheijianrenhuayanggouduodea！haizhaolaigexiaobailianchongdangguzong！”
“zhuangdexiangmoxiangyangde，gangcaizhenshihesiwole！”
“zhuangbinan，xiajiannv，jianzhijuepei！nimenbuquzuoyanyuanzhenshikexile！”
yipangguanwangdewangfuguiyetingqilexiongfu，dalieliedizouleguolai，yibazhangpaizaigumingyuanxiongkoushang。
“ganjindaizhenidenvrengunyuandianer！biezanglewomengufurendeyan！”
gumingyuanlianselengning，shenshouzhuazhutadeshouwan，yongliyibai。
wangfuguitongdeaoaocanjiao：“chouxiaozinifenglema！kuaifangshou！aaatengsiwole！”
gumingyuanxinlidenuhuozhengmeidifangsa，duizhezheiqunnvrenmeifadongshou，quebuhuifangguowangfuguizheigeyounilaonanren！
wangfuguilenghandouxialaile，tengdezhijieguizailedishang，aoaocanjiao。