《测评博主:逆袭虐渣超会撩》 小说介绍
shuangwen《 sutanglihao》,huobaokaiqi!sutanglihaoshishuzhongdenannvzhujiao,yeshishilipaizuozhechenkaixuanjingxinsuoxie,wenzhangjingcaigushineirongjiangshudeshi:tamengditaiqitou,zhijianlihaozhanzaimenkou,lianshangdaizheyinhendexiaorong,yanzhongshanshuozhebuhuaihaoyideguangmang。“sutang,meixiangdaonijing……
《测评博主:逆袭虐渣超会撩》 第3章 免费试读
sutangkanzheneiliangjuechenerqudeheiselaosilaisi,jingzhidexiaolianshangxiemanlefuza。
zheipeiyan,jianzhijiushigexingzoudemituan!
yihuierdushejiafang,yihuieryingxiongjiumei,xianzaiyouchengleqidailubiantande……chihuo?
tayaoleyaotou,banaozilineixieluanqibazaodexiangfashuaichuqu。
xianzaizuiyaojinde,shigaoshiye!
guoran,jihuizongshiliujiyouzhunbeideren。
jiexialaiderizi,“chaohuichidexiaotianbing”fangfokaileguayiban,yihuojianbandesuducuanhong。
sutangpingjiezhejiediqidecepingfengge,jiashangneizhangtianshenglizhideliandan,xunsushougeleyidapizhongshifensi。
youqishitademeishimiaoshu,neijiaoyigejue!
shenme“rukoujihua,fangfochulianbandetianmi”、“malaxianxiang,shunjianhuanxingchenshuideweilei”,gezhongcaihongpibuyaoqiansidewangwaimao,tingderenhenbudelikechongdaopingmulibatachidemeishiqiangguolai。
dangran,sutangyemeiwangjishibushidizaishipinlicueyixia“dushejiafang”,ganxieta“baogui”deyijian。
“jiemeimen,wogennimenshuo,jiafangbabasuiranzuishangburaoren,danmeicitidejianyidouzeilayouyong!jianzhijiushiwochenggonglushangdezhimingdeng!”sutangduizhejingtou,zhabazheshuiwangwangdedayanjing,yilianzhencheng。
shubuzhi,yuanzaipeishijituandingcengbangongshidepeiyan,kanzhepingmushangneigegulingjingguaidexiaoshenying,zuijiaoyangqiyimobuyichajuedeweixiao。
“peizong,xiawudehuiyi……”mishuxiaoxinyiyiditixingdao。
“tuichi。”peiyantouyebutai,muguangyijiusuodingzaishoujipingmushang。
秘书:……
zheihaishineigeyunchouweiwo、lengkuwuqingdepeizongma?
shijianyihuangerguo,“chaohuichidexiaotianbing”defensishuzhongyutupoleshiwandaguan!
zheiduiyusutanglaishuo,jueduishiyigelichengbeishideshike。
weileganxiefensimendezhichi,tajuedingjubanyichangtebiedezhibohuodong——tiaozhanlianchibawanbutongladudexiaomian!
xiaoxiyichu,shunjianyinbaolezhenggewangluo。
“**!xiaotianbingzheishiyaogaoshiqinga!”
“bawanxiaomian?haishibutongladude?woguangshixiangxiangjiuweiteng!”
“zhichixiaotianbing!weilenidewei,wojuedingjinishuahuojian!”
zhibodangtian,sutangzaozaojiuzuohaolezhunbei。
tateyixuanleyijiazaidangdifeichangyoumingdemianguan,zhihaoshebei,jiudengzhezhibokaishile。
zhibojiangangyikaiqi,shunjianyongruledaliangdeguanzhong,renshuhaizaiyirouyankejiandesudubiaosheng。
“dajiahao!woshichaohuichidexiaotianbing!jintian,womenyaotiaozhandeshi——lianchibawanbutongladudexiaomian!”sutangduizhejingtou,yuanqimanmandishuodao。
“66666!xiaotianbingchongya!”
“weilexiaotianbingdewei,wojuedingfengkuangdacall!”
“xiaotianbing,niyaoshichibuwan,wobangnichi!”
sutangkanzhepingmushanggundongdedanmu,xinlichongmanlegandong。
tashenxiyikouqi,naqidiyiwanxiaomian,kaishiletadetiaozhan。
congweiladaotela,sutangchideneijiaoyigehanchanglinli。
suiranladetayanleiwangwang,dantayijiujianchizhe,yibianchiyibianhefensimenhudong。
“jiemeimen,zheiweiladexiaomian,rukouxiangqipubi,tangzhinongyu,miantiaojingdao,jianzhijuele!”
“zheizhonglade,ladugangganghao,chiqilaifeichangguoyin,ganjuezhenggerendoujingshenle!”
“zheitelade……si……youdianshangtou!buguo,woxihuan!”
zhibojianli,fensimenkanderexuefeiteng,fenfenshuaqileliwu。
“xiaotianbing,nizhenshitailihaile!wojiniguile!”
“xiaotianbing,nishiwojianguozuinengchidezhubo!”
“xiaotianbing,woyaojinishenghouzi!”
jiuzaitiaozhanjiejinweishengdeshihou,yiwaifashengle。
“you,su**,haoxingzhia!”
yigeshuxideshengyinturancongjingtouwaichuanlai,daizhejifenxixuehediaokan。
sutanghunshenyizhen,mengdizhuanguotouqu。
zhijianpeiyanbuzhiheshiyijingzhanzailetadeshenhou,lianshangdaizheyirujiwangdemirenweixiao。
jintiandeta,chuanzheyijianxiuxiandebaisechenshan,dapeiyitiaoshenlansedeniuziku,zhenggerenxiandegewaiyangguangshuaiqi。
“pei……peizong?ninzenmelaile?”sutangjingyadiwendao,shetoudouyouxiedajiele。
“tingshuosu**yaotiaozhanlianchibawanxiaomian,woteyiguolaijinijiayoudaqi。”peiyanxiaozheshuodao,shoulihaitizheyigeyinzhemouzhimingnaichapinpailogodedaizi,“duile,wohaijinimailenaicha,jiejiela。”
zhibojiandefensimenshunjianzhakaileguo。
“**!wokandaoleshenme?shipeizong!shineigechuanshuozhongdedushejiafang!”
“aaaa!peizongyetaishuaileba!woyaojitashenghouzi!”
“xiaotianbinghepeizongzheishishenmeshenxianzuhe?wokele!”
sutangyebeizheituruqilaide“jingxi”jizamengle。
takanlekanpeiyan,youkanlekanzhibojianlifengkuanggundongdedanmu,naoziliyipiankongbai。
“peizong,nin……ninzenmezhidaowozaizheilizhibo?”sutangjiejiebabadiwendao。
“zheizhongyaoma?”peiyantiaoletiaomei,zuijiaogouqiyimowanweidexiaorong,“zhongyaodeshi,woyexiangchangchangsu**cepingdexiaomian,buzhidaowoyoumeiyouzheigerongxing,chengweixiayirenshichiyuanni?”
“shenme?peizongyaodangshichiyuan?”
“wodetian!zheijuqingyetai**leba!”
“xiaotianbing,dayingta!dayingta!”
fensimenzaizhibojianlifengkuangqihong,henbudelikecuoheliangren。
sutangshenxiyikouqi,nulirangzijilengjingxialai。
takanlekanpeiyan,youkanlekanzhibojianlireqinggaozhangdefensimen,zuizhongdianlediantou。
“jiranpeizongzheimeyouxingzhi,neiwojiugongjingburucongmingle。”sutangxiaozheshuodao,“buguo,peizong,dangshichiyuankeshiyouyaoqiude,nindetingwodezhihuicaixing。”
“meiwenti。”peiyanshuangkuaididayingdao,“zhiyaonenghesu**yiqicepingmeishi,yiqiedouhaoshuo。”
jiuzheiyang,zaifensimendefengkuangjianjiaoshengzhong,sutanghepeiyankaishiletamende“hezuo”zhibo。
liangrenyigefuzechi,yigefuzedianping,peihemoqi,miaoyulianzhu,zhiboxiaoguojianzhibaozha。
youqishipeiyan,yigaiwangrigaolengdushedexingxiang,huashenchengleyoumofengqude“chihuo”,gezhongduanzixinshounianlai,doudefensimenhahadaxiao。
“zheixiaomian,rukoumalaxianxiang,huiweiwuqiong,queshibucuo。”peiyanyibianchizhemian,yibianyibenzhengjingdipingjiadao,“buguo,wojuederuguonengzaijiadiancu,weidaohuigenghao。”
“peizong,ninzhenshitaidongle!”sutangxiaozheshuodao,“wozheijiujininjiadiancu。”
“dengdeng。”peiyanturanlanzhuleta,“cuwozijilaijia,su**zhiyaofuzemeimeidichijiuhaole。”
shuozhe,tanaqicuping,xiaoxinyiyidiwangwanlidaocu,dongzuoqingroudefangfozaiduidaiyijianzhenbao。
zhibojiandefensimenzaicibeizheitianmideyimujijizhongle。
“aaaa!peizongyetaichongleba!wosuanle!”
“xiaotianbinghepeizongsuosi!yaochiwotunle!”
“zheijianzhijiushibadaozongcaiaishangwodexianshibana!”
zhiboyizhichixudaoshenye,guankanrenshuyijiujugaobuxia。
sutanghepeiyande“hezuo”zhibo,bujinrang“chaohuichidexiaotianbing”defensishuzaicibaozhang,yerangliangrenzhijiandeguanxigengjiaqinjin。
zhibojieshuhou,peiyanzhudongtichusongsutanghuijia。
zaicheshang,liangrenliaolehenduo,congmeishidaoshenghuo,wusuobutan。
“su**,nidecepinghenyouyisi,wohenxihuan。”peiyanxiaozheshuodao,“yihouyoushenmehaochide,jidediyishijiantongzhiwo。”
“neishidangran。”sutangdeyidishuodao,“wokeshizhuanyede。”
“duile,su**。”peiyanturanhuafengyizhuan,“shangcinishuoyaoqingwochilubiantandesuanlafen,haisuanshuma?”
sutanglengleyixia,suijixiaozheshuodao:“dangransuanshu,zhiyaopeizongninshangguang。”
“hao,neijiuzheimeshuodingle。”peiyandianlediantou,zuijiaogouqiyimoyiweishenzhangdexiaorong。
chezihuanhuantingzailesutangjiamenkou。
sutangjiekaianquandai,zhuanguotouduipeiyanshuodao:“peizong,jintianzhendehenganxienin,xiaciyoujihuizaiyiqicepingmeishi。”
“buyongkeqi。”peiyanxiaozheshuodao,“qidaixiaciyusu**dehezuo。”
sutangxialeche,duizhepeiyanhuilehuishou,ranhouzhuanshenzoujinlexiaoqu。
kanzhesutangxiaoshizaiyesezhongdebeiying,peiyandeyanshenbiandeshensuiqilai。
“su**,nizhenshiyuelaiyuerangwoganxingqule。”tanannanziyudao。
“peizong,jiexialaiwomenquna?”sijiwendao。
“huigongsi。”peiyanshouhuimuguang,dandandishuodao,“tongzhixiaqu,mingtianwoyaoquyitang……caishichang。”
司机:???
caishichang?peizongyaoqucaishichangganshenme?
难道是要亲自下厨?
jiuzaisijibaisibudeqijiedeshihou,peiyanturankaikoushuodao:“duile,zaiqudingzuoyigezuanjie。”
司机:!!!
钻戒?
peizongzheishiyao……qiuhun?
peiyansihukanchuanlesijidexinsi,zuijiaogouqiyimoshenmidexiaorong。
“fangxin,bushiqiuhun。”taqingshengshuodao,“zhishiweile……genghaodishichi。”
tadunledun,youbuchongleyiju:“woshininzuizhongshideshichiyuan。”
ersutangbingbuzhidao,yichanggengdade“jingxi”,zhengzaidengdaizheta。
tahengzhexiaoqu,dakaijiamen,quefaxianketingliliangzhedeng。
yigeshuxideshenying,zhengzuozaishafashang,shoulinazhetadeshouji,buzhidaozaikanxieshenme。
“jie,nizenmelaile?”sutangjingyadiwendao。
sulintaiqitou,lianshangdaizheyisiguiyidexiaorong。
“meimei,gongxinia,xianzaikeshidahongrenle。”tayinyangguaiqidishuodao,“buguo,nikeyaoxiaoxinyidian,bijing,renhongshifeiduo……”tataiqitou,yongyizhongyiweishenzhangdeyanshenkanzhesutang,jiangshouzhongdeshoujipingmuzhanshijitakan,neishangmian,shi“chaohuichidexiaotianbing”dezhibojiemian,ersulindeshouzhi,zhengtingliuzaijubaoanniushang。
sutangdexinmengdiyichen,yigubuxiangdeyuganyongshangxintou。
tazhouzhemeitou,kanzhesulin,yuqibinglengdiwendao:“nidaodixiangganshenme?”
sulinmeiyouhuida,zhishiqingmiedixiaolexiao,ranhouqishen,zoudaosutangdemianqian,yongyizhongzhiyoutamenlianggerencainengtingdaodeshengyinshuodao:“woxiangganshenme?dangranshi……huilenideyiqiea。”
sutangdelianseshunjianbiandecangbai。
peiyanquchelaidaosutangchangqudeneijialubiantan,zheiliyijiurenaofeifan,kongqizhongmimanzheyourendexiangqi。
tajingzhizoudaolaobanmianqian,zhizhecaidanshangdesuanlafen,wendao:“laoban,zheiwansuanlafenduoshaoqian?”
“liukuai。”laobantouyebutaidishuodao。
peiyancongqianbaolitaochuyizhangbaiyuandachao,dijilaoban:“buyongzhaole。”
laobanlengleyixia,taiqitou,yilianyihuodikanzhepeiyan。
“laoban,wowenni。”peiyanzhilezhisuanlafen,yiweishenzhangdiwendao:“zheiwanfendeweidao,zhiduoshaoqian?”
laobannaolenaotou,yilianmangran。
“这……”
peiyanweiweiyixiao,zhuanshenzouxiangtingzailubiandelaosilaisi,liuxialaobanduzizaifengzhonglingluan。
“sutang,zheiwansuanlafendeziwei,wojizhule。”tanannanziyudao,
sulinneiju“huilenideyiqie”,xiangyigencuiledudezhen,henhenzhajinsutangdexinli。
taqiangyaxiaxintoudehuangluan,guzuozhending:“jie,nikaishenmewanxiao?huilewo?nipingshenme?”
sulingegeyixiao,xiaoronglimanshieyi:“pingshenme?jiupingwozhidaoyixieniyongyuanyebuxiangbeirenzhidaodemimi。”tacoujinsutangdeerduo,qingshengshuoleyijuhua,sutangdelianseshunjianbiandecanbairuzhi。
“ni……nizenmehuizhidao?”sutangdeshengyinzhandoudelihai。
sulindeyidikanzheta:“xiangzhidao?neijiuguaiguaitingwodehua,fouze,wobujieyirangsuoyourendouzhidao,nisutang,daodishigeshenmehuose!”
sutangjinjinzuanzhequantou,zhijiashenshendixianjinrouli。
tazhidao,sulinshouliwozhetadebabing,yidanpuguang,tadeyiqienulidoujiangfuzhudongliu。
jiexialaidejitian,sutangxiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdedashouezhulehoulong,meiyibudouzoudexiaoxinyiyi。
sulinjiuxianggeyoulingyiyang,suishichuxianzaitadeshenbian,yonggezhongfangshiweixie、xiuruta。
danshenghuohaidejixu,cepingnvwangdeshiyeyebunengtingbai。
sutangqiangdaqijingshen,jiexialejigexindeshangyehezuo。
zheitian,talaidaoyijiaxinkaidewanghongtianpindianzuoceping。
tianpindianzhuangxiudemenghuanjingzhi,daochudoushifensedeqiqiuhekeaidekatongwanou,xiyinlebushaonianqingnvhaiqianlaidaka。
sutangduizhejingtou,nulijichuyigetianmeidexiaorong:“halou,geweixiaotianbingmen,jintianwomenyaocepingdeshizheijiaxinjinwanghongtianpindian,jushuotamenjiadezhaopaitianpin‘xingkongzhilian’,yanzhihekouweidoubaobiaoe!”
raner,jiuzaitazhunbeikaishicepingdeshihou,yigebuhexiedeshengyinturanxiangqi:“you,zheibushiwomendedawanghongsutangma?zenme,xianzailunluodaokaomaixiaoweishengle?”
sutangdexiaorongshunjianjiangzhu,tataiqitou,kandaoyizhangshuxiyoulingrenyanedelian——qiannanyoulimingxuan,zhengyilianchaofengdikanzheta,zhenshiyuanjialuzhai。
kongqizhongtianmidexiangqi,yebiandecibiqilai,xiangyigewuxingdebazhang,henhenshanzaisutangdelianshang。
 
                 测评博主:逆袭虐渣超会撩
                                测评博主:逆袭虐渣超会撩