《测评博主:逆袭虐渣超会撩》 小说介绍
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baoyuxiangyitoushikongdeyeshou,fengkuangdichoudazhezheizuochengshi。
doudadeyudianzazaidishang,jianqiwushushuihua,mohuleshixian。
sutangzhanzaiyuzhong,langbeidexiangyizhiluotangji。
tajuedezijiderenshengyexiangzheiguitianqiyiyang,zaogaotouding。
lihaoneizhangdeyiyangyangdelian,zaiyumuzhongxiandegewaiciyan。
“sutang,nikankannixianzaizheifuyangzi!haiyiweizijishigaogaozaishangdesujiada**ma?xingxingba,nijiazaojiupochanle!”
taedudeyanyuxiangyibabajiandao,henhendicijinsutangdexinzang。
cengjingdetianyanmiyu,rujindoubianchenglezuiedudechaofeng。
sutangjinjindizuanzhequantou,zhijiashenshendixianjinrouli。
tanuliyizhizheneixindefennuhejuewang,danleishuihaishizhibuzhudiyonglechulai。
tabuganxin!zhendebuganxin!
qianshi,tajiadaozhongluohou,beilihaozheigezhananhongpian,bujinshiqulesuoyou,hailuodegeqicandexiachang。
nandaotaderenshengzhudingyaozheiyangbeicandijieshuma?
jiuzaitagandaojuewangzhiji,yanqianturanyihei。
zaicizhengkaiyanjing,sutangfaxianzijijingrantangzaiyizhangjianloudechuangshang。
zhouweideyiqiedouxiandeneimeshuxi,youneimemosheng。
dengdeng,zhei……zheibushitayiqianzuzhudelaohutongxiaowuma?
tamengdizuoqishen,nanyizhixindikanzhezijideshuangshou。
tadeshouhaishineimexianxi,neimebaixi,meiyoujingliguoneixiefengshuanghekunan。
tapaodaoqiangbiandejingziqian,kanzhejingzilineizhangnianqingerzhinendelianpang,yanleizaiciduokuangerchu。
ta……zhongshengle!tajingranhuidaoleneigegaibiantamingyundeyuye!
laotianjiletayicizhongshengdejihui,tajueduibunengzaizhongdaofuzhe!
tayaorangneixieshanghaiguotaderen,fuchuyingyoudedaijia!
sutangxunsulengjingxialai,kaishihuiyiqianshifashengdeyiqie。
tajidehenqingchu,neitianwanshang,tabeilihaoxiuruhou,shihunluopodizouzaijieshang,buxiaoxinzhuangdaoleyigezuihan,beiqiangzouleshenshangsuoyoudeqiancaihezhengjian。
diertian,taqupaichusuobaoan,quebeigaozhijiankongluxianghuaile,wufalian。
wunaizhixia,tazhinengliuluojietou,kaojianlajiweisheng。
erzheiyiqiedezuikuihuoshou,jiushilihao!
xiangdaozheili,sutangdelihao,nijiwodengzhe!woyidinghuirangnihouhuide!
tajide,qianshideta,zaibeilihaopaoqihou,cengjingxiangguoyaozhongxinzhenzuoqilai。
tachangshiguogezhonggeyangdegongzuo,dandouyishibaigaozhong。
zhidaoyouyitian,taouranjiechudaolemeishicepingzheigexingye。
tafaxianzijiduimeishiyouzhetianshengdeminruiduhejianshangli,erqietayehenshanzhangyongyoumofengqudeyuyanlaibiaodazijideganshou。
yushi,takaishichangshizuoyixiejiandandemeishicepingshipin,fabuzaiwangshang。
suiranyikaishibingmeiyoushenmerenguanzhu,dantabingmeiyoufangqi。
tajianchimeitiangengxinshipin,buduantigaozijidepaishehejianjijiqiao。
manmandi,tadeshipinkaishishoudaoyixiewangyoudeguanzhu。
tadefensishuliangyezhujianzengjia。
然而,好景不长。
tadechenggongyinqileyixietongxingdejidu。
tamenkaishieyimoheita,gongjitadeshipinneirong。
shenzhiyourenmaochongtadeshenfen,fabuyixiexujiadexinxi,qitubaihuaitademingsheng。
zuizhong,tabukanzhongfu,xuanzelefangqi。
xianzaixiangqilai,tajuedezijidangshizhendeshitaishale。
tamingmingyounengligaibianzijidemingyun,queyinweihaipashibaierxuanzeletuisuo。
zheiyishi,tajueduibuhuizaifantongyangdecuowu!
tayaozhuazhuzheicizhongshengdejihui,liyongzijideyoushi,zhongxinjueqi!
sutangshenxiyikouqi,zoudaolajitongpang,kaishifanzhaoqilai。
tajide,qianshideta,zaibeilihaoxiuruhou,cengjingbazijidecepingshebeirengjinlelajitong。
neishitasuoyoudejiadang,yeshitazhongxinkaishidexiwang。
jingguoyifannuli,tazhongyuzailajitongdezuidicengzhaodaoleneigepojiudeshexiangji。
taxiaoxinyiyidicashizheshangmiandewuzi,xinzhongchongmanlegankai。
“fangxinba,laohuoji,zheiyici,woyidinghuirangnizhongjiantianride!”
sutangnazheshexiangji,huidaolezijidexiaowu。
xiaowuhenxiao,zhiyoushijipingmi,danquehenganjingzhengjie。
zheishitayongzijixinxinkukudagongzhenglaideqianzude。
tabashexiangjifangzaizhuozishang,ranhoudakaidiannao,kaishisousuoyixieguanyumeishicepingdeziliao。
tafaxian,xianzaidemeishicepingxingyeyijingfeichangchengshule。
gezhonggeyangdemeishicepingbozhucengchubuqiong,jingzhengfeichangjilie。
xiangyaozaizheigexingyetuoyingerchu,bixuyaoyouzijideteseheyoushi。
sutangrenzhendifenxilezijideyoushihelieshi。
tajuedezijizuidadeyoushijiushiduimeishideminruiduhejianshangli,yijiyoumofengqudebiaodanengli。
ertazuidadelieshijiushiquefazijinhejingyan。
zhengdangsutangzhunbeixiuxishi,menwaituranchuanlaiyizhenjicudeqiaomensheng。
“sutanga,nishuilema?woshizhangayi。”
sutangdakaimen,kandaofangdongzhangayizhanzaimenkou,shouliduanzheyiwanreqitengtengdemian。
“ayi,zheimewanle,ninzenmelaile?”sutangyouxieyihuodiwendao。
“ai,wozheibushikannilinleyu,panishengbingma!ganjinbazheiwanmianchile,nuannuanshenzi。”zhangayiyibianshuozhe,yibianbamiandijisutang。
sutangjieguomian,xinzhongchongmanleganji。
“谢谢您,阿姨。”
“xieshaxie,doushilinju,yinggaide。”zhangayixiaozheshuodao,“duile,sutanga,zuijinshequlichuanlebushaoguanyunideliuyanfeiyu,nikebiewangxinliqua!”
“liuyanfeiyu?”sutangtiaoletiaomei,xinzhongleran。
kendingshilihaoneigezhananzaibeihougaogui。
“shia,tamenshuonibeinanrenshuaile,haishuonijiapochanle,yihoukendingmeirenyaole。”zhangayiyouxiedanyoudikanzhesutang,“sutanga,nikeqianwanbiehuixina!rizihaizhangzheni,zonghuihaoqilaide。”
sutangxiaolexiao,shuodao:“ayi,ninfangxinba,womeishide。tamenaishuoshenmejiushuoshenme,wobuzaihu。”
“ai,ninengzheimexiangjiuhao。”zhangayitanlekouqi,shuodao,“neinizaodianxiuxiba,woyehuiqule。”
“haode,ayi,ninmanzou。”sutangbazhangayisongdaomenkou,ranhouguanshangmen,huidaozijidexiaowu。
taduanqineiwanretengtengdemian,dakoudichileqilai。
miantiaohenjingdao,tangzhiyehenxianmei,rangtaganjuehunshendounuanyangyangde。
chiwanmianhou,sutangzuozaidiannaoqian,kaishisikaoruheliyongzijidezhongshengyoushi,gaibianzijidexianzhuang。
tajuede,zijikeyixiancongwangluopingtairushou,liyongzijidemeishicepingjineng,xiyinyixiefensideguanzhu。
zhiyaoyoulefensi,jiuyouleliuliang,youleliuliang,jiuyoulebianxiandekeneng。
xiangdaozheili,sutangdexinzhongchongmanlexiwang。
diertian,sutangzaozaodiqichuang,xishuwanbihou,tadakaidiannao,kaishizhucezhanghao。
taxianglexiang,jizijiquleyigefeichangkeaidemingzi——“chaohuichidexiaotianbing”。
zhucewanzhanghaohou,takaishizhunbeizijidediyitiaoshipin。
tajuedingxiancongzuijiandandelubiantanxiaochirushou。
talaidaoleyijiaweiyulaohutongshenchudexiaochitan,maileyifenjianbingguozi。
zheijiaxiaochitanshitacongxiaochidaodade,weidaofeichangzhengzong。
tabajianbingguozifangzaijingtouqian,kaishirenzhendicepingqilai。
“halou,dajiahao,woshichaohuichidexiaotianbing。jintianwoyaojidajiacepingdeshizheijiaweiyulaohutongshenchudejianbingguozi。zheijiajianbingguozishiwocongxiaochidaodade,weidaofeichangzhengzong。tademianpifeichangbo,erqiehenyoujiaojing。limiandexianliaoyehenfengfu,youjidan、huotui、shengcai、haiyoumizhidejiangliao。yikouyaoxiaqu,kouganfeichangfengfu,weidaoyefeichanghao。wojitadawukexing!”
sutangyibianshuozhe,yibianduizhejingtoudakoudichizhejianbingguozi。
tadebiaoqingfeichangxiangshou,fangfozaipinchangrenjianmeiwei。
tabazheiduanshipinjianjihaohou,shangchuandaolezijidezhanghaoshang。
taxinlitantebuan,buzhidaohuibuhuiyourenxihuantadeshipin。
shijianyifenyimiaodiguoqule。
turan,tadeshoujixiangleqilai。
tanaqishoujiyikan,faxianshibzhanfalaidexiaoxi。
“gongxinin,nindeshipin《chaohuichidexiaotianbing:laohutongjianbingguoziceping》yibeituijiandaoshouye!”
sutangjidongdechadiantiaoqilai。
talianmangdakaibzhan,chakanzijideshipin。
tafaxian,zijideshipindebofangliangyijingtupoleyiwan,erqiehaiyouhenduorenzaipinglunquliuyan。
“upzhudeshengyinhaohaotinga,erqieyehaokeaia!”
“zheigejianbingguozikanqilaihaohaochia,woyexiangquchangchang!”
“upzhujiayou!qidainidegengduozuopin!”
kanzhezheixieyoushandepinglun,sutangdexinzhongchongmanlegandong。
zhengdangsutangchenjinzaizheifenxiaoxiaode、quezuyiliaoyuandexiyuezhong,shoujipingmuhailiangzhe,bzhanhoutaidefensishuhepinglunxiangyuhouchunsunban“chengcheng”wangshangzhang,zuijiaoneimoyadouyabuzhudexiaoyihaimeiwanquansankai,yigetuwudedianhua**xiangyipenlengshui,“huala”yixiajiaomieletaxintoudexiaohuomiao。
laidianxianshishangtiaodongzheyigetakegumingxin、queyouhenbudecongjiyilikouchuqudemingzi——suwaner。
“yo,xikea。”sutangtiaoletiaomei,chunbianfanqiyisiyiweishenzhangdelengxiao。
wushibudengsanbaodian,zheiwei“haojiejie”turanyao“quzunjialin”,yongjiaozhitouxiangdouzhidaomeianshenmehaoxin。
qianshisuwanerkemeishaozaitaluoposhi“jinshangtianhua”,ebu,shiluojingxiashi。
dianhuaneitou,suwanerdeshengyinyirujiwangditiannini,xuqingjiayiderangrenqijipigeda,guaiwanmojiaobantian,hexinyisijiuyige:ta,sujia“zhenzheng”deda**,mingtianyao“yuzunjianggui”laikankantazheige“kelian”demeimei,shunbian“guanxin”yixiatadeshenghuo。
sutangmianshang“ngngaa”diyingzhe,shengyintiandenengqiachushuilai,xinlidexiaosuanpanqueyijing“pilipala”daxiangle。
xinga,laibei,tadaoyaokankan,zheiweijijiehululimaideyoushishenme“**kuan”deduyao。
zhenghao,tayexianghuodonghuodongjingu,jizheiwei“jiejie”songfen“jingxi”dalibao。
guaduandianhua,sutangshenxiyikouqi,kongqizhongfangfohaicanliuzhejianbingguozineigourendexiangqi,dancike,tadeweileiyijingkaishiqidailingyichang“shengyan”le。
taduizhejingzi,luchuleyigejiaoxiayoudaizhejifentiaoxindexiaorong:“suwaner,fangmaguolaiba。”
 
                 测评博主:逆袭虐渣超会撩
                                测评博主:逆袭虐渣超会撩