《听我心声后,全家炮灰都在崩剧情》 小说介绍
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第3章
zheimeishierjingranrangtamenlaoshenjiaganshangle?
shenlaotaikanzhehuailideshenmingzhu,yuefaquedingzheifuqishixiaosunnvdailaide。
“ganjinde,batuzidunle,jinixifuxianai!”
sunnvshitajiadexiaofuxing,zhiyaoduisunnvhao,tajiaderizijiunengyueguoyuehao!
“娘,真炖?”
shenlaodachiyizhebugandong。
jialibannianmeijianhunxingle,yibandeleyewudoushishoushihaozuochenglarou,liudaoguonianchi,huozhezouqinqisongli。
“炖!麻利的!”
shenlaotaidashouyihui,zhishidaerzishoushituzi,rangererxilixiaojuanbaniunaizhukai,yihuierjifubaohe。
sanerxiguxiufangledeqingxian,zaiyipangtanlandikanzhefeitu。dengerzihuilai,tadegaosuerzijilingdian,batutuiqiangdaozijiwanli。
niunairehao,lixiaojuanxiangjieguonaiwabangwei。
shenlaotaiburang,taqinziyaoqishaozi,fangzaizuibianchuiliangleweijixiaosunnv。
“guaibao,haohebu?niyaoshibuaiheniunai,mingeryizaonairangnidiequlincunhuanyangnaijinihe。”
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shenmingzhuhedezhizazazui,chushengbantianzongsuanchishangyikoubaofan。
zheinianyuedeniunaimeiyoutianjiaji,yemeijiashui,zhukaihoufanqiyicenghouhoudenaipi,youguteshudexiangchunweier。
xiaobanwanniunaijiandi,shenmingzhuchideduziliuyuan,lianshangyeyoulexuese,hongpupudegengkeaile。
shenlaotaijiannaiwashuizhele,xiaoxinyiyijiangtafangzaizijiwukangtou。
jiansunguifenxiangbaohaizi,shenlaotaixianqidikanleyiyantagendaerzishuidexiangfang。
“niwuzitaixiao,kangyebure,wanghouguaibaogenzhewoshui,shengdegennimenshouku!”
gangandunhaoshenmingzhu,shenlao·ergenshenlaosanxiagonghuilai。
shenlao·erfangxiachaihuo,zhuanshenbanglixiaojuanbatutouduokai。
“dage,dasaoshengle?gongxia!”
shenlaosanlehehedaoxi,guxiufangmeihaoqidibailezijiananrenyiyan:“buzhiqiandeyatoupianzi,youshahaoxide。”
shenlaosanzhoumei,yongshouzhouduilexifuyixia:“dangzhedasaodemiankebiezheimeshuo。”
shenlaotaierduojian,zailiwutingjianxiaoerxibianpaitadexiaojinsunnv,shangqujiushigedaerguazi。
“zuishangpenfen,zaihulielie,kanwobubanidezuisilan!”
guxiufangwuzhelian,yishimeifanyingguolai,jiangzui:“niang,haizigangchushengshinijiushuoyaobatarengle,zachuquyitangfandaobaobeiqilaile?”
taerzifengnianguojiecainengchishangbangejidan,yanxiadaohao,weilegeyatoupianziyikouqihuachuqusangejidan!
niunaishijinguiwu,zhaojianyatouzheimehexiaqu,jialifeipochanbuke!
“你给我闭嘴!”
shenlaotaiqiaoleyiyanliwu,zuoshihaiyaoda。
zheilaosanxifupingshiyesuanjingming,jingeerzanahubukaitinahu!
“zuonidehuoqu!wanghousheidoubuxuzaitirenghaizideshier!sheitiwojiusisheidezui!”
guxiufangwuzhelian,hongzheyanjingjinwu。
zuolehaibuxurenshuo,zheilaotaitaibuzhishizhonglenamenzidexie,bagejianyatoupianzidangbaobei!
shenlaosanzhuidaowuliquhongxifuer,shenlao·erduowantuzi,conghuailitaochugecuxindehongpibolanggu。
“dage,zheishiwogenlixiaojuansongxiaozhinvde。womenliangkouzishoulijin,meishahaodongxi,nibiexianqi。”
shenlaodaliezuiyixiao:“shuodeshahua,zanxiongdijianyoushaxianqibuxianqide!wotiguinvxiexietaershu!”
shenlaotaijieguobolangguzaishouliyaoleyao,manyidiantou。
“ng,lao·ergandebucuo。”
zheiguhuashao,shengyinyecui,taguaibaoxinglekendingxihuan。
shenlao·erhanhanyixiao,xinlilekailehua,duoxinxian,taniangjingranzhangkoukuatale!
tuzijiangjiangdunhao,shentiezhugenshendazhuanglianggehaizilinzhejitiaoyuchongjinwuli。
“nai!nai!womenzhuodaoyula!”
shentiezhushishenlao·erjiadehaizi,jinnianjiusui。shendazhuangshilaosanjiade,jinnianbasui。
ba、jiusuidehaizimaoxiangouyan,youbuhuizuohuo,jialiledetamennalediaogoumutongquhebianxiaoxian。
shenlaotaibengzhelian,ranglianggesunzibizui:“shaoguijiao!nimenmeimeigangshuizhe,yaoshibatachaoxing,kanwobusinimendepi!”
shentiezhuyishouwuzui,yishouyaohuangzhechengchuandejiyujishenlaotaikan。
shendazhuangyilianxuanyao:“nai,wodiaolewutiaojiyu!”
shenlaotaijingxidikanzhejitiaohaizaitushuidejiyu,zheiliangxiaozitiantianzaihebianhuangyou,chengsidaijizhikedou。jintianjingranyikouqizhualewutiaojiyu!
zuidadeyitiaokanqilaizuyousanjinzhong,zheidongxipeishangdoufuyiqiaotang,zuixianai。
xianshijinguazi,zaishiyetu,xianzaijiulianjiyudoulaile!
wodigeguaiguai!wozheixiaosunnvdaodishishenmelailu!
laoshenjiacongjingeerqijiuyaoshilaiyunzhuanle!
“hao,nimendoushihaoyangde。”
shenlaotaixiaomimifulefulianggehaizidetou,rangererzibayujiexiasantiaozuochenglayu,shengxiademingtianmailedoufuaotang,jidaerxixianai。
“nai,xiaomeini?woxiangqukankanta。”
shentiezhuhaoqidikanxiangliwu,linjuxiaoshitouyougemeimeiruanruannuonuode,tayizhixianmu,kexinainaibuxutaniangzaisheng。
rujinyouletangmei,taxinligaoxingdizhidagun!
“xu,nimeimeizhengshuijue,dengxinglenizaipeitawan。”
shuowan,shenlaotaiyoujinggaoleyiju:“buxuqifumeimei,fouzenairaobulenimen!”
shentiezhulianliandiantou,xiaomeishijializuixiaode,youshidabogendabomuhaoburongyipanlaide,tacaibuhuiqifuta!
shendazhuangbugaoxingdipielepiezui,jinwuquzhaotama。
wanfanzuohao,yiguoheimianbingzi,yipanliangbanyecai,yipenhongshaoturoulijinshibaicai。
shendazhuanglaihuilaiqubalaleyitong:“nai,tutuini?woyaochitutui!”
guxiufanggangchoujianshenlaotaitiqianbahaoroudoujidaerxishengqu,yegenzhebaoyuan:“niang,ninlaojiusuanxihansunnv,yebunengtaipianxinle!dazhuanghaodaishininsunzi,sitiaotutuizongdejitayitiaoba?!”
youleqinmachengyao,shendazhuangnaodegenghuan,tidengzhetuijiao:“naiwoyaochitutui,wojiuyaochitutui!nibujiwochi,wojiubujiniyanglao!”
shenlaosanzaizhuoxiachuaileerziyijiao,rangtabizui。
shendazhuangbuzhidaojianhaojiushou,haijuezhezuinao。guxiufangxintenghaizi,yegenzhedunang。
“niang,buguaihaizidingzui,shizaishinichushibugong!”
shenlaotai“pa”diyishengbakuaizishuaizaizhuoshang。
“aichichi,buaichigundan!youwohuozheyitiande,zheigejiahailunbudaonizuozhu!”
听我心声后,全家炮灰都在崩剧情