《关你屁事,关我屁事》 小说介绍
zaiguannipishi,guanwopishizhong,yuyaofuyushiyiweifuyoumeilihezhihuiderenwu。erduobuyangtongguoqiaomiaodexushujiangyuyaofuyudemaoxiangushizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。yuyaofuyuzailvtuzhongyudaolegezhonggeyangdetiaozhanyukunjing,danyuyaofuyushizhongbaochizheleguandetaiduheyongwangzhiqiandejingshen。fensexiaobaitu:【yuyaonizenmezheimezilian,suiranshuodeshizhende】xiangyaobianbaiya:【yiqianzenmemeifaxiantazheimezilianhahahaha】woaibagua:【yuyao!……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindehuanlehegandong。
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shuimengzhongdeyuyaoyijiaocaikong,hexingle。
“aiyamaya,shenmewanyi,sheibanyebawobangzoule?”yuyaonaoleyixialingluandetoufa,zhengyanfaxianzijidaolegemoshengdehuanjing。
xiachuangfaxianzijizaiyigebadaoxiaoshuoqingjielichuxiande100pingfangmidewoshili,zhengzhunbeihaohaoguanchayixiadeshihou,naohailichuxianxuduobushuyuzijidejiyi。
yuyaotongguojiyifaxianzijichuanyuedaoyibenchuantongmalisubadaozongcaiaishangwodelaotaoxiaoshuoli,limiandenvzhushigezhongshengnv,yikaoduishijianxianduandelejie,kaozhenvpeidexiaozhangbahuchentuochudeshanliangrenshe,shunlixifenwushu,zuizhongnaxiayinghouhenanzhushunlijiehunguoshanglingrenxianmushenghuo。
zijihenbuxingyundechuanchengleneigechentuonvzhushanliangdenvpei,haishiyouyigeshoufulaogongranhouhaiaishangjianguoyimiandenanzhudenaotan,hunchengleyulequandexiaoheihuka,xiachangyeshiyibidaiguode。
yuyaojieshouwanjuqingyoudianwuyu,made,zheixiaoshuodezuozheshiyoumaobingma,qingxingchuanguolaijuqingcaigangkaishi,zijizhishiyigegangjiehundexiaoheihuka。
zoudaojingziqianfaxianzheijushentizhangdeshizhenhaokanya,yanjingmingliangeryoushen,pifubaixiruxue,shencaigaotiao,aotuyouzhi。
yuyaomoleyixiazijidelian:“oua,zheichuganzhenhaoya。”
zhanzaijingziqianmiansaoshounongzi:“zezeze,zheilian,zheishencai,wozhendezuomengdounengxiaoxing,ahahahahaha。”
zhuanshenfaxianmenkouyougechuanzhezhifudenvsheng,yuyaocaiceyinggaishizheigebieshudeyongren,guoranxiayimiaojiutingjian:“furen,gaixialouchifanle。”
yuyaoxinlihuangdeyipi,zijigangcaizaijingziqianmianneixieniuchengmahuadedongzuobuhuidoubeikanjianle,zheiyetaidiufurendemianle,zhuannianyixiang,yidazaokanjianwozheizhongmingyandedameirenxinqinggaiduohaoya,zijitouzheleba。
yongrens:“furenhaoxiangyougeniubizheng。”
gensuiyongrendaodacanting,yiluyuyaodouzaigantanbukuishishoufuya,zouluyigeyuedounengshoushijin,guaibudeyouqianrendoubupangni。
chiwanfanyuyaojiedaoyigedianhua,kanjianbeizhushijingjirentuge,yuyaoxiangqilaizheigongsidoubushishahaoniao。
“喂,有什么事?”
duimiantingjianyuyaozheimelansandeshengyinhuoqishuayixiajiumaoqilaile:“yuyao,nishenmetaidu?”
tingjiandianhualidasangmen,yuyaobashoujiheerduobaochileyidingdejuli,zhenshimeilimao:“aiya,qinaidetuge,ninyoushenmefenfuni?”
tingjianyuyaodehua,wangtuzheicaixiaoqi:“biewanglejinwandezhibo。”
“e”yuyaosuishougualedianhuarengzaiyibian。
对面:????
kanzhehaiyouhaozhangshijianni,xuyaozaiqubugejue。
tianmengmenghei,yuyaoqichuangshoushileyixia。
zhundiandakaizhibojian,luluxuxujinren,jibendoushiheizi,shanglaijiukaishigongji。
gegeshiwode:【yuyao,yaodianlian,biehewojiagegechaocp】
woshiliyanglaopo:【zhenshigehulijing,liwojiagegeyuandian】
yuyaoyouyishunjianmeng,suihouxiangqilaiqianduanshijiangangbochudeju,zijizailimianyannvsan,nanyihaogenzijigaobaiguoni,danshikanzhetadiandejiaohougendoukuailuchulaicaihezijichabuduogao。yiyannanjindejujuele,suihoujiuzaiweibomoheiziji,zijiyexiangfanbo,danshigongsiburang,zaijiashangliyangdefensiliangpangda,suoyicaihuibeiheidehencan。
yuyao:“nijiagegehaimeiwogao,woxihuantasha?xihuantadianchujiaohougendezenggaoxiedian?”
woaibagua:【chunluren,yuyaozheimeganshuodema?】
fensexiaobaitu:【jiayi,zenggaoxiediangaishuobushuozhendehenhaoxiaoni】
aichibinggandexiaoxiong:【hahahahaha】
gegeshiwode:【wojiagegemingmingshi180】
liyangwolaogong:【jiushi,sheibuzhidaowojiagegeshengaoyanzhizaineiyuyeshishuyishuerdeni】
xiangzaigegefujishanghuahuati:【biepengciwojiagege,baozouwojiagege】
yuyaomianwubiaoqingdetucao:“shishishi,woainijiagegecaishangxiangzide180,ainijiagegeyanxizhihuizhoumei。shundaoshuoyixia,nijiagegemeiyoufujie。”
woaibagua:【hahahahaha,yuyaohuishuojiuduoshuodian】
yuyao:“haode,zheiweiwoaibaguadewangyou”
lansedexiaozongxiong:【yuyaozheishisuyanma?haohaokanya】
yuyaokanjianzheitiaodanmuxixiaoyankai:“zheiweilansedexiaozongxiongwangyouzhenyouyanguang,bukuishini。”
fangzaiyipangdeshoujixiangleqilai,kanjianshijingjirendalaidedianhua,suishouguaduanlahei,yanjiandewangyoufaxianle。
fensexiaobaitu:【yuyaoguadesheidedianhua?】
yuyao:“naotanjingjirende。”
wangyouyilianchuanhahahahahaha
xiangzaigegefujishanghuahuati:【yuyao,zaoyaoshiyaochengdanfalvzerende】
yuyao:“e,nirangtagaowoba,woyoumeiyouzaoyao,nijiagegejiushimeiyou180,erqieshencaiwuwufen,erqienijiasaoziyebuguding,yibuxinimenjiuhuiyouxinsaozie,nijiagegedoumeiyougaosunimenba,yeshikelianderenni”shuowanhaijiazhuangtanlekouqi。
weiboresouyuyaozhanledabufen。
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fensihelurenfenfenjinruyuyaodezhibojian。
kanzhezhibojianderenshubiaosheng,yuyao:“gantanzijiguofenmeili,ai”
fensexiaobaitu:【yuyaonizenmezheimezilian,suiranshuodeshizhende】
xiangyaobianbaiya:【yiqianzenmemeifaxiantazheimezilianhahahaha】
woaibagua:【yuyao!!weiboresoukuaibeinizhanmanle】
yuyaozhuangmozuoyangdeliaoleyixiatoufa:“wozheigaisidemeili,zhenshilingwokunaoya。”
zhibojiandanmuyipianhahahahahaha。
aiyanxideyangyang:【woxiangxingegecaibuhuitanlianaibugongkaini】
yuyaokanjianzheitiaodanmudouxiaole:“shangdibanaozisamanrenjian,jiunidalebaposan。”
liyangwolaogong:【niyidiandoumeiyounvmingxingdeyitai,yidiandoubuzhuzhongxingxiang】
yuyaowanghouyikao:“wozheiren,meiyouyoudian,yishenmaobing,danshiyelunbudaonilaizhizhidiandian。”
xiangyaobianbaiya:【yaoyao,niyouyoudian,zhangdemeilishizuidadeyoudianle】
yuyaoyaotouhuangnaodemanmankaojinpingmu,liezuiyixiao:“zheiweiwangyou,nizhendehenyouyanguang,jianglinixiangwenyimei。”suihouzuoleyigefeiwendedongzuo。
xiangyaobianbaiya:【aaaaa,xuecaoyikong】
aiyanxideyangyang:【yue,nalihaokanle,haifeiwen,zhenexin】
“woyoubunengrangsuoyourendoumanyi,youbushisuoyourendoushiren。”fenhaobuzaiyiduimianshuoleshenmedetaidu,rangduimiandefensiyaoyaqiechiqueyouwukenaihe。
kanzheshijiankuaidaole,genzhibojianderenshuoleshengdaodianxiaboleyao,kanzhehaiyouwanliutaderen,yuyaobiaoshijiabuleyidianban。suihouxiabo。
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