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guannipishi，guanwopishi，yibuyinrenrushengdexiaoshuozuopin，youerduobuyangqinglidazao。gushizhong，yuyaofuyujinglileyixiliequzheliqidezaoyu，zhanxianchuyongqi、zhihuihejianrendepinzhi。yuyaofuyumianduizhetiaozhanhekunnan，tongguonuliyuyili，zuizhongshixianlezijidemubiao。tingdaoduimianweixiezijidehuayu，yuyaohaobuzaiyi：“e，buganjiubugan。”guaduandianhuasuishouyoubazheigehaomalahei，wangtukanzheyoubeilaheidehaoma，qidetaba……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigelingrennanyiwanghuaideshijie。

精彩章节

zhunbeilikaidiannaoqiandeyuyaokanjianlailegemoshengdianhua，buyongxiangyezhidaoshizijineigejingjiren。

“yuyao！nikannigandehaoshi！”haimeizhangkoujiubeiduimiandeshihougongheyitiao。

yuyaolianmangbashoujinakai，taotaoerduo：“nizheishihougongrijianxianzhuya。”

“yuyao，gongsijinifagongzinijiugaitinggongsidehua，nizheizaiwangshangshuodeshenmehua，ganjindaoqianqu。”

“nijineidiangongzi，wodangranyaorangnizhidaoyifenjiaqianyifenhuo，bianyiziranmeihaohuolou。”yuyaowanghouyikao，shuangtuizirandazaizhuozishang。

duimianbeiqideyaoyaqiechi：“xing，yuyao，wokannishibuxiangganle。”

tingdaoduimianweixiezijidehuayu，yuyaohaobuzaiyi：“e，buganjiubugan。”

guaduandianhuasuishouyoubazheigehaomalahei，wangtukanzheyoubeilaheidehaoma，qidetabashoujiyishuai。

fanguanyuyaoqishenchuqu，xiangdeshifanzhengzijiyougeshoufulaogong，wopasha，jiushijintianzaoshangyemeiyoumingquegaosuzijishoufuduoda，buhuishigezaolaotouziba，gujiyeshi，baixiazijizheijingweitianrendemeimaole。

chumensuikouwenyongren：“neige...xianshenghuilailema？”

yongrenrenzhenhuida：“furen，xianshengzaiyixiaoshiqianjiuhuilai，kanninzaigongzuo，jiumeidaraonin。”

“ehaode，xianshengzainani？”yuyaoxinxiangzheirenhaiguaiyoulimaodelei。

congyongrenneilizhidaozaishufang，guoranbazongdouxihuanzaishufang。

qushufangdelushangyizhizaizuoxinlijianshe，yinggaibuhuishizaolaotouziba，zheishimalisuxiaoshuo，yinggaibuhuiduochouba，neiwanyizhenchouzenmebanni，youqianjiuxingle。

kanzhejinbideshufang，yuyaozaicijizijijianlilehendadejuexin，qiaoleqiaomen，tingjianlimianchuanlaiyisheng“jin”，yi~shengyinhaiguaihaotinglei，yinggaibuhuihenchou。

tuimenjinru，kanjianzuozaidiannaoqiandenanrenchuanleyijianbaichenshan，napazaijiayeshiyisibugoude，xiukouchuzhuizheliangshanshandezuanshixiukou，biliangshangjiazheyifujinsikuangyanjing，yuyaonaozilifuxianchusigezi“siwenbailei”。

tingjiankaimendeshengyin，fuyutaitou，shixianchuanguojingpianluozaiyuyaoshenshang。

yuyaokanzhemeinantuyoudiannaozibuzaixianzhangkoujiushi：“shuaige，nishei？”

fuyutingjianzheihuayoudianmeng，zaijiujieyaobuyaozaizuogeziwojieshao，kanzhexinhunxiaoqizihaoxiangshizhenburenshizijileyiyang，xuanzelejieshao：“nihao，woshifuyu，nidexinhunzhangfu。”

yuyaoganjuezijiwenwanneijuhuazhihou，fuyutoushanghaoxiangchuxianleyipaiwenhao，zhengxiangzhehuanjieganga，jiutingjiantashuodeshizijidezhangfu。

“nihao，woshiyuyao，nidexinhunqizi”shuozhejiuwanglimianzou，bianzoubianxiang，zhenshizoulegoushiyun，laogongzheimeyouqianjiusuanle，haizheimeshuai，zenmebaitiannaohailijiumeiyoutadejuqingni。

zuodaofuyuduimian，xiangdaozijigangcaigenjingjirenshuobugandeshiqing，zaijiashangzheimeduoqiandelaogongsuijikaikou：“zanmenshifuqiduiba。”

“ng。”mobutouyuyaoyaoshuoshenme。

“feichanghao，neilaopoyounan，laogongshibushigaibangbangmang。”

“是的。”

“shizheiyangdelaogong，wobawodejingjirenhegongsijikaichule，haoxiangyouweiyuejin，danshiwomeiqian，heiheihei，nidoushuolezanliangshifuqile，bangbangwobei。”yuyaoxiaoxixideshentiwangqiancoulecou。

diyicitingjianzheimeqingxintuosudehuayu，fuyukanzheduimiandemingmeidexiaolian，xiayishishuodao：“haode。”

yuyaotingjianzheihualianshangdexiaoronggengzhenchenglexiexu，jianrenwuwancheng，jiuzhunbeiqishenhuifangjian，turanxiangdaozijimeiqian，xuyaogongzuo。

youhuanshangyifukelianbabadebiaoqing：“laogong，womeiqian，xuyaogongzuoni。”

“我帮你处理。”

suijiyuyaogenbianliandeyiyang，youshixiaorongmanmian，jifuyukanzheyilengyilengde，shenqietihuidaonvrenfanlianrufanshuzheijuhua。

“laogong，nizhenhao，ainiyou。”shuowanjiuqishenchuqu。

fuyutingjianzheihua，xiangdaogangcaikandaoderesouneirong，ganjuezijizheigemeijianguojimiandexiaoqiziyoudian...shadiao。

naqishoujibodaleyigedianhua，bayuyaodeshiqinganpaihaozhihouqishenhuifangjianxiuxi。

此时房间里的余杳

“fuzhuhuibuhuida，guoranshinvsheng，dayouxijiushibuxing。”shoujilichuanlaiyigenansheng。

yuyaotingzhefuzhuruanmengdeshengyinzaiyibianbiandedaoqian，yuyaobuleyile，sheiyebunengqifutianmei，dangjifenmenkaimai。

“nishenweidayebucantuan，zenmenishizaicaocongzuoyuezima？”

“niwandehenhaoma？nihaibangtashuoqihuale”duimiandenanshenghaoxianggengfennuleyixie。

“fanzhengbinihao，kanni3-10dezhanji，zenmejiduimiansongrentouniyoutichengma”yuyaobujinbumandeshuo。

cishitadepengyouyekaimai：“nvshengjiubugaiwanyouxi，youxigangkaishijiushijinanshengwande，nimennvshengwanyouxibujiushixiangxiyinwomenma？”

yuyaotingjianzheipuxin：“zhidaonishizhichangzi，danshiyebunengcongzuililaba。”

lingyigenanshengzhengzhunbeikaikoushuohua，yuyao：“bishangnide**，dageyouxihaizaizheixingbieqishihailaizheixiuzhishang，niliangshihewanzhuangzhou，huozaimenglishihenimen。”

“haiyouni，shenmejiaoxiyinni，songniyishoushige，zhangtingwai，gudaobian，fangcaotian，buyaobilian。”shuowannaxiawushazhihoudaibingtuita，jieshuzheijuyouxi。

huidaozhuyemianfaxianneigeshengyinhentiandemeizijiazijidehao，diankaitongyihou，zhuantouhuodongyixiabozi，kanjianzhanzaimenkoushuangshouhuanxiong，zuijiaodaizhexiaodefuyu。

kanjianyuyaozhuyidaozijihou，jinwuzuodaotapangbian，kanzheyuyaohaiyoudianlengdebiaoqing：“zenmele，zuibabushitinglihaidema。”

benlaijiubeinansemihuodeyuyaotingjianzheihuabujingnaoziyijuhua：“haiyougenglihaideni。”

“ng？”haimeikaikouwenjiuganjuedaozuishangyixiawenredechugan，kanzheyuyaohuangmangtaolidebeiying，fuyuyoudianwunaideyaoyaotouxinxiang：bujinyoudiansha，haiquexinyan。

zaixizaojianshoushileyixiadeyuyaohuizhuwumannaozidouzaixiangzijigangchuanguolaidediyitianjiuyouxingshenghuole？

zhanzaimenkoukanjianfuyukaozaichuangtounazheshoujibuzhidaozaikanshenme，fangjianneidakaileyedeng，nuanhuangdeyedengzhaozaifuyushenshang，xiwanzaodeyuangu，toufameiyoubaitianneimebanzheng，suiluandetoufasanluozaieqian，nuanhuangdedengguangpiaoyiermili，celianzaiyanyingxiayijiujingzhi。

kanzhezheigechangjingyuyaoxinxiangzijizhendehenzhuanhaoba，jiushibuzhidaolibulihai。