喵住！冰川末日：铲屎官倒计时
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《miaozhu！bingchuanmori：chanshiguandaojishi》miaohuilelinxiaomanazhoudeyiduanyishijiemaoxianzhilv。tashenshishenmi，beirenweishimingyundeshouhuzhe。yinianchengmengqiaomiaodikehualemeigejiaosedexinggehedongji，xiaoshuozhongchongmanlejinzhang、xuanyiheqihuanyuansu。jingcaideqingjiejiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong，tansuoneixieyinzangzaiheianbeihoudemimi，bingchazifeijiandelaogao。neidongxibeimaogengenzhili，weibajiazaituijian，zuishenrendeshiyanjing——lvyingyingde，genjiankongliazhoushuodebingyuanelangyige……。
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di1zhang：lingxiasishiwududedongganbaoweizhan“di72tian，qiwen-45℃，
jializuihouyidaidongganjixiongroubeimeiqiukenchulekulong。”linxiaomanguozhesanchuangbeizi，xiangzhibeicaibiandenuomici，
tanzaishafashangdingzhejiankongpingmu。huamianli，tadebaobeijumaomeiqiuzhengsiyangbachadiyazaizisedonggandaishang，
roudianshibushichouchuliangxia——bushizuoemeng，shizaimengliqiangshi。neidaizibeikendeqianchuangbaikong，
suizhazidiaodeman“chuang”doushi，huoxiangbeibingbaozaguodecaipeng。“meiqiu！”tachezhesangzihan，
shengyinzaidongdeyingbangbangdekongqilidalegexuan，“neishinidejiumingliang，bushimaozhuaban！
zaikenxinbuxinwobanimaohaoxialaizhiweibo？”meiqiuerduodongledong，fanlegeshen，**duizhejingtou，
feishuodeweibamanyouyouhuanglehuang，fangfozaishuo：“he，renlei，dongshaleba？
”yangguangtouguojiemanbinghuadechuanghuzhaojinlai，zaitamaoshangdulecengshuang，
huoxiangpilejianshuijingjiazhou——jiushijiazhouxiamianderouhuhudupihaizaiqingqingqifu，baolulechihuobenzhi。
linxiaomantanlekouqi，guojinbeiziwangbingjunuo。dakaijumendeshunjian，yigubiwaitouhailengdehanqipumianerlai，
litoutangzhebandaidongdebangyingdemaoliang、sanhekuaiguoqideyuguantou，yiji……kongkongruyedemaotiaogezi。
taduoleduodongdefamadejiao，turantingjian“kaca”yisheng——bushigutouxiang，shibingxiangmenshangdebinglengzidiaole。
“de，zheixialianbingxiangdougenwo**。”tarouleroubizi，hachudebaiqigangpiaodaobankongjiuningchenglexiaobingli。
shoujizaikudoulizhenlezhen，bushixinhao——zheiguitianqi，
jizhanzaodongchengbinggunle——shiazhoufalaide“maoyumosimima”。tataochulaiyikan，
pingmushangquanshi“miao~miaowu！
miaomiaomiao……”fanyichengrenleiyuyandagaishi：“louxiachaoshidongkuyisiyoubianyilang，
jienijiameiqiudedongganyoudi？”“youdi？”linxiaomanchouleyanjiankonglihaizaigendonggandaijiaojingdemeiqiu，
tazhengyongyachezhedaizishangdexiantou，huoxiangzaichaizhadan。tamomodazihuifu：“youdikeyi，zhamaosuangongshang，
nidepeishidaidianfenglurou。lingwai，yaoshigannawodedongganweilang，
wojiubanineitaigaizhuangmaowoqunuanqichailekaohuo！”fawanxiaoxi，tazoudaochuangbian，yongzhijiagualeguabinghua。
waitoudeshijiebaidehuangyan，gaolouxiangbeinaiyoubiaohuadaijichulaidewaiwainiuniudezhuzi，
malushangjiezheliangmihoudebing，ouernengkanjianheiyingcuanguo——buzhidaoshibianyideyegou，haishiefenglederen。
zuotianazhoushuokanjianyizhibingyuanelang，yanjinglvdegenleddengside，zhuazinengbaokaigangjinhunningtu。
“gululu……”bushitaduzijiao，shimeiqiuzhongyucongdonggandaishangpaqilai，maizhexiaoduantuihuangdaotajiaobian，
yongdanaodaicengtadekutui。linxiaomanwanyaobatabaoqilai，rushouyipianguntang——zheipangzitiwenhengdingzai38℃，
huotuotuoyigehuicainaidenuanshuidai。meiqiuzaitahuailidalegehaqian，luchu**nendeshetou，
shunbianbakoushuidizaitaxiuzishang，dongchenglexiaobingzhu。“xingbaxingba，dongganfenniyiban。
”linxiaomanchuolechuotadefeilian，“danshuohaole，dengazhoubalangyinkai，nidegenwoqulouxiachaoshi‘saohuo’。
tingshuodongkulihaiyoumeibeikenwandemaotiao，yaoshizhaodaole，wofennisangen……bu，lianggen！
”meiqiu“miao”leyisheng，yebuzhidaoshitongyihaishixianqi，fanzhengzhuaziyijingdashangletadejianbang，
zhijiajianqingqinggouzhetadeyiling——zheishitade“chufaxinhao”。linxiaomanshenxiyikouqi，
lengkongqiguanjinfeilixiangtunlebasuibingcha。takanlekanqiangshangderili，youkanlekanhuailidemeiqiu，turanjuede，
zaizheilingxiasishiwududeguitianqili，youzheimegenengchinengshuihainengnuanshoude“maoqiuzhanyou”，
haoxiang……yemeineimezao？zhishao，qiangdonggandeshihou，meiqiudehulushenghaitingxiangnuanfengji。
di2zhang：maozhuabandunpaiyudongganyouer"miaowu——！"meiqiuturanzhamao，weibapengsongdexiangbajimaodanzi，
zhuazihenhengouzhulinxiaomandemaoyi。chuangwaichuanlai"kacakaca"debingliesheng，bansuizheyizhendichendesihou，
xiangshengxiudechilunzaiyingmo。"laile！"linxiaomanxinligedengyixia，bameiqiuwanghuailiyisai，
pudaochuangbianbakaibinghua。zhijianlouxiachaoshidongkumenkou，yituanhuiyingzhengyongzhuazifengkuangbaozhetiemen，
bingchazifeijiandelaogao。neidongxibeimaogengenzhili，weibajiazaituijian，zuishenrendeshiyanjing——lvyingyingde，
genjiankongliazhoushuodebingyuanelangyigedexing。shoujiyouzhenle，
azhoude"maoyumima"bengchulai："zuohoufangsanmiyouliefeng，woyintaguoqu，nichenjirengdonggan！
""zhidaolezhidaole，cuiminga！"linxiaomandiguzhe，zhuaguozhuoshangneidaiqianchuangbaikongdedonggan。
meiqiuhaizaitahuailifadou，quepianpianbanaodaitanchuquchou，huxudoudexiangchudiandetianxian。"chousha？
zaichoudongganquanjilangchile！"tayaoyaoya，sikaidaikou，yigurouxiangweihunzhehanqipiaochulai。
louxiadeelangturantinglebaomen，bizishijingxiulexiu，mengdizhuantouchaolinxiaomandechuanghukanguolai。
neiyanshengenkanjianzizhucanside，hedetachadianbadongganrengchuqu。"azhou！nidaoshikuaidiana！
"tayadishengyinhou，shouzhizaichuangtaishangqiaodebangbangxiang。"aowu——！"turanyishengmaojiaocongloudaochuanlai，
bushimeiqiu，shiazhouyongshoujifangdemaojiaoluyin。elangerduoyishu，jingtidiwangloudaokouzouleliangbu。
linxiaomanchouzhunshiji，babandaidonggan"huala"yishengcongchuanghufenglidaochuqu。
donggankuaiguozhebingchazizazaixuedishang，fachuqingcuidexiangsheng。elangguoranshanggoule，ditouxiulexiudonggan，
houlonglifachu"gulugulu"deshengyin。jiuzaitazhangzuiyaochishi，azhouturancongloudaolichongchulai，
shoulijuzhegehuahualvlvdedongxi——**，shilinxiaomanqunianjimeiqiumaidekonglongzaoxingmaozhuaban！
tabamaozhuabanwangdishangyili，zijiduozaihoumianhan："laia！zhuabanbidongganhaowan！""niyashibushisha？
namaozhuabandanglang？"linxiaomanchadianqiyunguoqu。danxiayimiaotajiujingle——elangduizhemaozhuabanwenlewen，
zhuazishitanxingdibalaleliangxia，turan"ao"diyishengwanghoutiaolesanchiyuan，weibajiadegengjinle。
ganqingzheilangpamaozhuaban？"kuaipao！"azhouchenlangfaleng，zhuanshenjiuwanglinxiaomanjiadanyuanloupao。elangfanyingguolai，
dihouzhezhuishangqu，quezailuguodongganduishiyoutingxiale，naodaizaidongganligonglaigongqu。
linxiaomanganjinnachubeiyongdonggan，chaozhefanfangxiangrenglejikuai，dahan："shalang！zheibian！
"elangbeitahuangleliangxia，zhongyufangqizhuiazhou，maitoukuangkendonggan。azhouchenjichongjinloudao，
huchidaichuandipashanglou，yijinmenjiubamaozhuabanwangdishangyireng："gaoding！zheilanggujiyiqianbeimaozouguo，
kanjianzhuabanjiufachu。"linxiaomankanzhetashoulineipomaozhuaban，youkanlekansuozaitahuailizhuangguaidemeiqiu，
turanjuedezheihuamianyoudianlipu："woshuoazhou，nizaxiangdaoyongmaozhuabande？""hai，
"azhoumolebalianshangdebingchazi，dunxialaixiangmomeiqiu，beitayizhuazipaikai，"wojiadunleershigemaozhuaban，
benlaixiangjifensichoujiangde。zuoerbanyechoujianzheilangzailouxiazhuanyou，worenglegezhuabanxiaqu，tawenlewenjiupaole。
gumozhezheibianyilangbaoliulediandongwubenneng，pamao？"meiqiufangfotingdongle，"miao"dijiaoleyisheng，
tiaoxialaiyongzhuazibalamaozhuaban，yifu"zheiwanyierguiwole"dejiashi。linxiaomanchouzhetafeishuodebeiying，
turanxiaochusheng："xingameiqiu，nizheimeichuxide，yihouzanjiunazhuabandangdunpai，donggandangyouer，
shuobudingnengzaizheibingyuanshangkaige'lulangtiyanguan'？"azhouyexiaole，
congbeibaolitaochugexiaotiehe："shuozhengjingde，wozaichaoshidongkumenfenglimolemo，litoumeidongjing。
buguotiemendongzhule，dezhaoqiaogun。zheishiwojiazuihoulianggenmaotiao，xianjimeiqiubuchongtili？
"meiqiuyitingjian"maotiao"liangzi，likefangqilemaozhuaban，dianerdianerpaodaoazhoujiaobian，
weibayaodexianggebolanggu。linxiaomankanzhetameiguqideyanger，youkanlekanazhoudongdetonghongdeerduo，
turanjuedezheilingxiasishidudetian，haoxiangyemeineimelengle——zhishao，
xianzaibushitayigerenkangzhedonggangenlangdoule。"xing，"tajieguomaotiaosikai，meiqiulikecoushanglaitian，
"denghuierzansayiqiquqiaomen，nifuzejumaozhuabanhelang，meiqiufuzemaimengpianmaotiao，
wo……wofuzeqiangmaotiao！"azhoubeitadoudezhile，meiqiuzemaitoukuchi，
bajizuideshengyinzaikongkuangdewuziligewaiqingxi。chuangwaideelanghaizaikendonggan，yangguangzhaozaitabeishang，
fanzheguiyidelvguang，danlinxiaomanturanbuneimepale。bijing，taxianzaiyoumaozhuabandunpai，youdongganyouer，
haiyougehuiyongmaojiaopianlangdelinju——zheimori，haoxianghainengzai"gou"jitian。
di3zhang：binglengzidiaodengyudongganxianjingloudaolideshengkongdengzaochenglebinggeda，linxiaomandaliangshoujidiantong，
guangzhusaoguojiemanbinglengdeqiangbi——neixiebinglengzicongtianhuabanchuixialai，xiangwushubatoumingdebishou，
shaoweizoukuaixiejiukenengguapotoupi。azhoujuzhemaozhuabanzouzaiqianmian，meiqiudunzaitajianbangshang，
weibajuanzhetadebozi，huxushibushicengguobingleng，douluoxisuidebingjing。“nishuozheilouzagenshuijinggongside？
”linxiaomansuozheboziduokaiyigenchuidaobijiandebingleng，“quniandongtianwohaixianwuyefeigui，
xianzaikanzheibinglengzidiaodeng，zhile。”azhouhuitouxiaolexiao，
jiemaoshangguazhebingzhu：“denghuieryaoshikanjianbingyuanelang，nikebiegentataolunwuyefei。”tahuayingangluo，
meiqiuturan“miaowu”yisheng，zhuazihenhenpailexiatadeerduo。linxiaomanshunzhetadeshixianwangqu，
zhijianloutiguaijiaochuduizheyiduidongyingdelaji，
zuishangmianherantangzhebanzhidongjiangdelaoshu——shumaoshanghaiguazhebingsi，xiangbeisheiyongzhusiguolecengtangyi。
“meiqiudefanqiantiandian？”azhouwanyaoxiangjian，beilinxiaomanyibalazhu：“biepeng！wanyizhanlehanshuangjunni？
”tataochuxiaodupenwu——zheiwanyierbidongganhaijingui——duizhelaoshupenlebanping，
baiwuzailengkongqizhongshunjianningchengxiaobingli，susuwangxiadiao。meiqiudunzaiazhoujianshang，weibajuandegengjinle，
houlonglifachu“gulugulu”dejinggaosheng。xiadaosanlou，loudaochuanghuquanbeibingfengsile，
zhiliuxiajigequantoudadebingkulong。linxiaomancouguoquyikan，waitoudebingyuanshangchazhejigenwaiwainiuniudedianxiangan，
xiangbeikenguodeyaqian。yuanchuyouheiyingcuanguo，sudukuaidexiangdaoheiyan，taganjinsuohuinaodai：“de，langmeikanjian，
xiankanjiancuantianhoule。”azhoubamaozhuabanwangdishangyili，congbeibaolitaochuqiaogun——neishitayongliangyijiagaide，
guntoushanghaichanzhebutiaofanghua。meiqiutiaoxialai，yongzhuazibalaqiaogunshangdebutiao，jieguobeibingchazizhalexia，
mengdisuohuijiao，duizheqiaogun“si”leyisheng。“jiaoqibao。”linxiaomanchuolechuotade**，
dunxialaijitataoshangyongjiuwazigaidexietao。meiqiulikebuhuizoulule，waiwainiuniudizhuanquan，
huoxiangcailegaoqiaodezuihan。azhoukandezhile，jieguoxiaochudebaiqizaizuibianningchenglebinghuzi：“xinglemeiqiu，
renren，dengzhaodaomaotiaojinijiajitui。”zhongyudaolechaoshimenkou，tiemenbeidongdegenqiangside，
menfenglisaizhebingchazi。azhoubaqiaogun**fengli，hanlesheng：“zhunbeihaole！
”linxiaomanganjinbashengxiadedongganniezaishouli，meiqiuzedunzaitajiaobian，
weibajianyixiaxiasaozhedimian——zheishitajinzhangshidexiguan。“hei——！”azhoumengdifali，
qiaogun“gezhi”yisheng，bingchazisijian。tiemenwensibudong，daoshimenkuangshangdebinglengzidiaoleyidi，
zazaixuedishangfachuqingcuidexiangsheng。meiqiubeihedebengqilai，zhuazibazhulinxiaomandekutui，chadianbatanaochuan。
“shidianjingaazhou！”linxiaomanjidezhiduojiao，“zaiqiaobukaidonggandoubeilangchiwanle！”tahuayingangluo，
yuanchuturanchuanlaiyishenglanghao，jinjiezheshi“kacakaca”depobingsheng。azhouetoumaohan，
hanzhuhaimeidiaoxialaijiudongchenglebingli：“zheimendongdetaisile，dezhaogezhidian……”linxiaomanhuangusizhou，
kanjianpangbianyougebeidongzhudegouwuche，lunzishangchanzhebinggeda。tapaoguoqushijingzhuai，gouwuche“gazhi”yisheng，
congbinglibachubanjie。azhoulikemingbaile，baqiaogunyitoukazaigouwuchedefushoushang，
lingyitoudizhutiemen：“zheihuikendingxing！”“peng！”yishengmenxiang，tiemenbeiqiaokaiyitiaofeng，
litoudehanqi“hu”dimaochulai，biwaitouhaileng。linxiaomanganjinbadonggansaijinqu，meiqiuqueturanzhamao，
zhuazizhizhemenfengli——zhijiandongkushenchu，bingzhuzhijian，herantangzhejijulangdeshiti，
maoshangjiezhehouhoudebingshuang，yanjingquehaizhengzhe，lvyingyingdexiangguihuo。“kuaipao！”azhouyibazhuaizhulinxiaoman，
qiaogun“danglang”yishengdiaozaidishang。meiqiuzaozuanjinlinxiaomanhuaili，hunshendoudexiangshaikang。sanrengangpaochuliangbu，
shenhouturanchuanlai“huala”yisheng，bingzhudaotadeshengyinhunzhedichendesihou，
bigangcaineishenglanghaojindeduo——yuanlaidongkulihaiyouhuozhedebianyilang，beitamenqiaomendedongjingjingxingle。
linxiaomanhuitouyipie，zhijianyidaohuiyingcongmenfenglicuanchulai，zhuazizaibingmianshanghuachuhuoxing。tahedehunfeiposan，
huailidemeiqiuqueturanbudoule，yanjingdengdeliuyuan，dingzhelangdefangxiang，houlonglifachu“wuwu”deshengyin。
“rengdonggan！”azhoudahan。linxiaomanshoumangjiaoluanbadongganrengchuqu，querengwaile，dongganzazaipangbiandebingduishang，
guliuliugunyuanle。langgenbenmeili，fanerjiakuailesudu，
lvyanjingsisidingzhelinxiaomanhuailidemeiqiu——nandaozheilangbuguangpamaozhuaban，haiduimaoganxingqu？
qianjunyifazhiji，azhouturantingxiajiaobu，bamaozhuabanwangdishangyili，zijizeduodaolinxiaomanshenhou。
langpaodaomaozhuabanqian，zhuazigangyaoluoxia，turanhunshenyijiang，wanghoutuilebanbu。
linxiaomanchenjibaozhemeiqiuchongjindanyuanlou，azhoujinsuiqihou，“peng”diguanshangmen，kaozaimenbanshangdakouchuanqi。
loudaolijingdenengtingjianbinglengzidiaoluodeshengyin。linxiaomanditoukanmeiqiu，tazhengtianzhezhuazi，
fangfogangcaishenmedoumeifasheng。azhoucalecaetoushangdebingli，kuxiaodao：“de，
yihouchumendedaizhemaozhuabanhedonggan，queyibuke。”linxiaomanmeishuohua，zoudaochuangbianbakaibinghua。
zhijianneizhilanghaizaidanyuanloumenkouzhuanyou，shibushiyongbizixiuzhedimian，quebugankaojin。taturanxiangqishenme，
taochushoujijiazhoukan：“nikan，gangcaipaotaikuai，donggandiaodoulile……”azhoucouguolaikan，
pingmuguangyingzhetadongdefazidelian：“nei……xianzaizaban？”meiqiu“miao”leyisheng，
tiaoxialaiyongzhuazibalaazhoudekutui，weibajianqingqingsaozhetadexiezi。linxiaomankanzhemeiqiu，youkankanazhou，
turanxiaole：“hainengzaban？huijiajimeiqiuzhuyuguantou，shunbianyanjiuxiazenmeyongmaozhuabanhedonggan，
zuogezidongfanglangxianjing——bijing，zongbunengyibeiziduozaijialiba？”loudaolidebinglengzihaizaiwangxiadiao，
zazaidishangfachuxisuidexiangsheng。danlinxiaomanturanjuede，zheishengyinhaoxiangmeineimecierle。zhishao，
xianzaitayouleduifulangdeliangjian“fabao”，
haiyougeyuanyigentayiqiyanjiuxianjingdelinju——zheibingtianxuedidemori，haoxianghainengzai“mao”yizhenzi。
di4zhang：hanshuangjuntupuyudixiayantimimadanyuanloudeyingjidengzailingchensandianturanshanleyixia，
xiangbinsidefeiepulenglexiachibang。linxiaomanbeihuangxingshi，meiqiuzhengdunzaibingjushang，
zhuazibalazheshuanghuaningjiedejumen，
xiajiuyouxisuibingjingdiaozaitazuowangangpudesuliaobushang——neishitayongazhousongdemaozhuabanbaozhuangdaigaidefangchaodian。
“biebale，zaibabingjugailouqile。”taguozheyurongfuzuoqilai，hechudebaiqizaishoudiantongguangliningchengwutuan。
shoujipingmuliangzhe，tingliuzaiazhoubanxiaoshiqianfalaidexiaoxi：“dixiaercengtingchechangtongfengkoudonglie，
faxianhanshuangjunjunsi，xingtaixianglanlvseshanhu。”meiqiu“miao”lesheng，
weibasaoguobingjushangdewenduji——shuiyinzhusisikazai-38℃，bizuotianyoujiangleliangdu。