喵住！冰川末日：铲屎官倒计时伊念成梦-著

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koubeichaogaodexuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo《miaozhu！bingchuanmori：chanshiguandaojishi》，linxiaomanazhoushijuqingfazhanlibukaideguanjianjiaose，wucuobanjuqingmiaoshu：nidepeishidaidianfenglurou。lingwai，yaoshigannawodedongganweilang，wojiubanineitaigaizhuangmaowoqunuanqichailekaohuo！”fawanxiaoxi，tazoudaochuangbian，yongzhijiagualegua……

精彩章节

di1zhang：lingxiasishiwududedongganbaoweizhan“di72tian，qiwen-45℃，

jializuihouyidaidongganjixiongroubeimeiqiukenchulekulong。”linxiaomanguozhesanchuangbeizi，xiangzhibeicaibiandenuomici，

tanzaishafashangdingzhejiankongpingmu。huamianli，tadebaobeijumaomeiqiuzhengsiyangbachadiyazaizisedonggandaishang，

roudianshibushichouchuliangxia——bushizuoemeng，shizaimengliqiangshi。neidaizibeikendeqianchuangbaikong，

suizhazidiaodeman“chuang”doushi，huoxiangbeibingbaozaguodecaipeng。“meiqiu！”tachezhesangzihan，

shengyinzaidongdeyingbangbangdekongqilidalegexuan，“neishinidejiumingliang，bushimaozhuaban！

zaikenxinbuxinwobanimaohaoxialaizhiweibo？”meiqiuerduodongledong，fanlegeshen，**duizhejingtou，

feishuodeweibamanyouyouhuanglehuang，fangfozaishuo：“he，renlei，dongshaleba？

”yangguangtouguojiemanbinghuadechuanghuzhaojinlai，zaitamaoshangdulecengshuang，

huoxiangpilejianshuijingjiazhou——jiushijiazhouxiamianderouhuhudupihaizaiqingqingqifu，baolulechihuobenzhi。

linxiaomantanlekouqi，guojinbeiziwangbingjunuo。dakaijumendeshunjian，yigubiwaitouhailengdehanqipumianerlai，

litoutangzhebandaidongdebangyingdemaoliang、sanhekuaiguoqideyuguantou，yiji……kongkongruyedemaotiaogezi。

taduoleduodongdefamadejiao，turantingjian“kaca”yisheng——bushigutouxiang，shibingxiangmenshangdebinglengzidiaole。

“de，zheixialianbingxiangdougenwo**。”tarouleroubizi，hachudebaiqigangpiaodaobankongjiuningchenglexiaobingli。

shoujizaikudoulizhenlezhen，bushixinhao——zheiguitianqi，

jizhanzaodongchengbinggunle——shiazhoufalaide“maoyumosimima”。tataochulaiyikan，

pingmushangquanshi“miao~miaowu！

miaomiaomiao……”fanyichengrenleiyuyandagaishi：“louxiachaoshidongkuyisiyoubianyilang，

jienijiameiqiudedongganyoudi？”“youdi？”linxiaomanchouleyanjiankonglihaizaigendonggandaijiaojingdemeiqiu，

tazhengyongyachezhedaizishangdexiantou，huoxiangzaichaizhadan。tamomodazihuifu：“youdikeyi，zhamaosuangongshang，

nidepeishidaidianfenglurou。lingwai，yaoshigannawodedongganweilang，

wojiubanineitaigaizhuangmaowoqunuanqichailekaohuo！”fawanxiaoxi，tazoudaochuangbian，yongzhijiagualeguabinghua。

waitoudeshijiebaidehuangyan，gaolouxiangbeinaiyoubiaohuadaijichulaidewaiwainiuniudezhuzi，

malushangjiezheliangmihoudebing，ouernengkanjianheiyingcuanguo——buzhidaoshibianyideyegou，haishiefenglederen。

zuotianazhoushuokanjianyizhibingyuanelang，yanjinglvdegenleddengside，zhuazinengbaokaigangjinhunningtu。

“gululu……”bushitaduzijiao，shimeiqiuzhongyucongdonggandaishangpaqilai，maizhexiaoduantuihuangdaotajiaobian，

yongdanaodaicengtadekutui。linxiaomanwanyaobatabaoqilai，rushouyipianguntang——zheipangzitiwenhengdingzai38℃，

huotuotuoyigehuicainaidenuanshuidai。meiqiuzaitahuailidalegehaqian，luchu**nendeshetou，

shunbianbakoushuidizaitaxiuzishang，dongchenglexiaobingzhu。“xingbaxingba，dongganfenniyiban。

”linxiaomanchuolechuotadefeilian，“danshuohaole，dengazhoubalangyinkai，nidegenwoqulouxiachaoshi‘saohuo’。

tingshuodongkulihaiyoumeibeikenwandemaotiao，yaoshizhaodaole，wofennisangen……bu，lianggen！

”meiqiu“miao”leyisheng，yebuzhidaoshitongyihaishixianqi，fanzhengzhuaziyijingdashangletadejianbang，

zhijiajianqingqinggouzhetadeyiling——zheishitade“chufaxinhao”。linxiaomanshenxiyikouqi，

lengkongqiguanjinfeilixiangtunlebasuibingcha。takanlekanqiangshangderili，youkanlekanhuailidemeiqiu，turanjuede，

zaizheilingxiasishiwududeguitianqili，youzheimegenengchinengshuihainengnuanshoude“maoqiuzhanyou”，

haoxiang……yemeineimezao？zhishao，qiangdonggandeshihou，meiqiudehulushenghaitingxiangnuanfengji。

di2zhang：maozhuabandunpaiyudongganyouer"miaowu——！"meiqiuturanzhamao，weibapengsongdexiangbajimaodanzi，

zhuazihenhengouzhulinxiaomandemaoyi。chuangwaichuanlai"kacakaca"debingliesheng，bansuizheyizhendichendesihou，

xiangshengxiudechilunzaiyingmo。"laile！"linxiaomanxinligedengyixia，bameiqiuwanghuailiyisai，

pudaochuangbianbakaibinghua。zhijianlouxiachaoshidongkumenkou，yituanhuiyingzhengyongzhuazifengkuangbaozhetiemen，

bingchazifeijiandelaogao。neidongxibeimaogengenzhili，weibajiazaituijian，zuishenrendeshiyanjing——lvyingyingde，

genjiankongliazhoushuodebingyuanelangyigedexing。shoujiyouzhenle，

azhoude"maoyumima"bengchulai："zuohoufangsanmiyouliefeng，woyintaguoqu，nichenjirengdonggan！

""zhidaolezhidaole，cuiminga！"linxiaomandiguzhe，zhuaguozhuoshangneidaiqianchuangbaikongdedonggan。

meiqiuhaizaitahuailifadou，quepianpianbanaodaitanchuquchou，huxudoudexiangchudiandetianxian。"chousha？

zaichoudongganquanjilangchile！"tayaoyaoya，sikaidaikou，yigurouxiangweihunzhehanqipiaochulai。

louxiadeelangturantinglebaomen，bizishijingxiulexiu，mengdizhuantouchaolinxiaomandechuanghukanguolai。

neiyanshengenkanjianzizhucanside，hedetachadianbadongganrengchuqu。"azhou！nidaoshikuaidiana！

"tayadishengyinhou，shouzhizaichuangtaishangqiaodebangbangxiang。"aowu——！"turanyishengmaojiaocongloudaochuanlai，

bushimeiqiu，shiazhouyongshoujifangdemaojiaoluyin。elangerduoyishu，jingtidiwangloudaokouzouleliangbu。

linxiaomanchouzhunshiji，babandaidonggan"huala"yishengcongchuanghufenglidaochuqu。

donggankuaiguozhebingchazizazaixuedishang，fachuqingcuidexiangsheng。elangguoranshanggoule，ditouxiulexiudonggan，

houlonglifachu"gulugulu"deshengyin。jiuzaitazhangzuiyaochishi，azhouturancongloudaolichongchulai，

shoulijuzhegehuahualvlvdedongxi——**，shilinxiaomanqunianjimeiqiumaidekonglongzaoxingmaozhuaban！

tabamaozhuabanwangdishangyili，zijiduozaihoumianhan："laia！zhuabanbidongganhaowan！""niyashibushisha？

namaozhuabandanglang？"linxiaomanchadianqiyunguoqu。danxiayimiaotajiujingle——elangduizhemaozhuabanwenlewen，

zhuazishitanxingdibalaleliangxia，turan"ao"diyishengwanghoutiaolesanchiyuan，weibajiadegengjinle。

ganqingzheilangpamaozhuaban？"kuaipao！"azhouchenlangfaleng，zhuanshenjiuwanglinxiaomanjiadanyuanloupao。elangfanyingguolai，

dihouzhezhuishangqu，quezailuguodongganduishiyoutingxiale，naodaizaidongganligonglaigongqu。

linxiaomanganjinnachubeiyongdonggan，chaozhefanfangxiangrenglejikuai，dahan："shalang！zheibian！

"elangbeitahuangleliangxia，zhongyufangqizhuiazhou，maitoukuangkendonggan。azhouchenjichongjinloudao，

huchidaichuandipashanglou，yijinmenjiubamaozhuabanwangdishangyireng："gaoding！zheilanggujiyiqianbeimaozouguo，

kanjianzhuabanjiufachu。"linxiaomankanzhetashoulineipomaozhuaban，youkanlekansuozaitahuailizhuangguaidemeiqiu，

turanjuedezheihuamianyoudianlipu："woshuoazhou，nizaxiangdaoyongmaozhuabande？""hai，

"azhoumolebalianshangdebingchazi，dunxialaixiangmomeiqiu，beitayizhuazipaikai，"wojiadunleershigemaozhuaban，

benlaixiangjifensichoujiangde。zuoerbanyechoujianzheilangzailouxiazhuanyou，worenglegezhuabanxiaqu，tawenlewenjiupaole。

gumozhezheibianyilangbaoliulediandongwubenneng，pamao？"meiqiufangfotingdongle，"miao"dijiaoleyisheng，

tiaoxialaiyongzhuazibalamaozhuaban，yifu"zheiwanyierguiwole"dejiashi。linxiaomanchouzhetafeishuodebeiying，

turanxiaochusheng："xingameiqiu，nizheimeichuxide，yihouzanjiunazhuabandangdunpai，donggandangyouer，

shuobudingnengzaizheibingyuanshangkaige'lulangtiyanguan'？"azhouyexiaole，

congbeibaolitaochugexiaotiehe："shuozhengjingde，wozaichaoshidongkumenfenglimolemo，litoumeidongjing。

buguotiemendongzhule，dezhaoqiaogun。zheishiwojiazuihoulianggenmaotiao，xianjimeiqiubuchongtili？

"meiqiuyitingjian"maotiao"liangzi，likefangqilemaozhuaban，dianerdianerpaodaoazhoujiaobian，

weibayaodexianggebolanggu。linxiaomankanzhetameiguqideyanger，youkanlekanazhoudongdetonghongdeerduo，

turanjuedezheilingxiasishidudetian，haoxiangyemeineimelengle——zhishao，

xianzaibushitayigerenkangzhedonggangenlangdoule。"xing，"tajieguomaotiaosikai，meiqiulikecoushanglaitian，

"denghuierzansayiqiquqiaomen，nifuzejumaozhuabanhelang，meiqiufuzemaimengpianmaotiao，

wo……wofuzeqiangmaotiao！"azhoubeitadoudezhile，meiqiuzemaitoukuchi，

bajizuideshengyinzaikongkuangdewuziligewaiqingxi。chuangwaideelanghaizaikendonggan，yangguangzhaozaitabeishang，

fanzheguiyidelvguang，danlinxiaomanturanbuneimepale。bijing，taxianzaiyoumaozhuabandunpai，youdongganyouer，

haiyougehuiyongmaojiaopianlangdelinju——zheimori，haoxianghainengzai"gou"jitian。

di3zhang：binglengzidiaodengyudongganxianjingloudaolideshengkongdengzaochenglebinggeda，linxiaomandaliangshoujidiantong，

guangzhusaoguojiemanbinglengdeqiangbi——neixiebinglengzicongtianhuabanchuixialai，xiangwushubatoumingdebishou，

shaoweizoukuaixiejiukenengguapotoupi。azhoujuzhemaozhuabanzouzaiqianmian，meiqiudunzaitajianbangshang，

weibajuanzhetadebozi，huxushibushicengguobingleng，douluoxisuidebingjing。“nishuozheilouzagenshuijinggongside？

”linxiaomansuozheboziduokaiyigenchuidaobijiandebingleng，“quniandongtianwohaixianwuyefeigui，

xianzaikanzheibinglengzidiaodeng，zhile。”azhouhuitouxiaolexiao，

jiemaoshangguazhebingzhu：“denghuieryaoshikanjianbingyuanelang，nikebiegentataolunwuyefei。”tahuayingangluo，

meiqiuturan“miaowu”yisheng，zhuazihenhenpailexiatadeerduo。linxiaomanshunzhetadeshixianwangqu，

zhijianloutiguaijiaochuduizheyiduidongyingdelaji，

zuishangmianherantangzhebanzhidongjiangdelaoshu——shumaoshanghaiguazhebingsi，xiangbeisheiyongzhusiguolecengtangyi。

“meiqiudefanqiantiandian？”azhouwanyaoxiangjian，beilinxiaomanyibalazhu：“biepeng！wanyizhanlehanshuangjunni？

”tataochuxiaodupenwu——zheiwanyierbidongganhaijingui——duizhelaoshupenlebanping，

baiwuzailengkongqizhongshunjianningchengxiaobingli，susuwangxiadiao。meiqiudunzaiazhoujianshang，weibajuandegengjinle，

houlonglifachu“gulugulu”dejinggaosheng。xiadaosanlou，loudaochuanghuquanbeibingfengsile，

zhiliuxiajigequantoudadebingkulong。linxiaomancouguoquyikan，waitoudebingyuanshangchazhejigenwaiwainiuniudedianxiangan，

xiangbeikenguodeyaqian。yuanchuyouheiyingcuanguo，sudukuaidexiangdaoheiyan，taganjinsuohuinaodai：“de，langmeikanjian，

xiankanjiancuantianhoule。”azhoubamaozhuabanwangdishangyili，congbeibaolitaochuqiaogun——neishitayongliangyijiagaide，

guntoushanghaichanzhebutiaofanghua。meiqiutiaoxialai，yongzhuazibalaqiaogunshangdebutiao，jieguobeibingchazizhalexia，

mengdisuohuijiao，duizheqiaogun“si”leyisheng。“jiaoqibao。”linxiaomanchuolechuotade**，

dunxialaijitataoshangyongjiuwazigaidexietao。meiqiulikebuhuizoulule，waiwainiuniudizhuanquan，

huoxiangcailegaoqiaodezuihan。azhoukandezhile，jieguoxiaochudebaiqizaizuibianningchenglebinghuzi：“xinglemeiqiu，

renren，dengzhaodaomaotiaojinijiajitui。”zhongyudaolechaoshimenkou，tiemenbeidongdegenqiangside，

menfenglisaizhebingchazi。azhoubaqiaogun**fengli，hanlesheng：“zhunbeihaole！

”linxiaomanganjinbashengxiadedongganniezaishouli，meiqiuzedunzaitajiaobian，

weibajianyixiaxiasaozhedimian——zheishitajinzhangshidexiguan。“hei——！”azhoumengdifali，

qiaogun“gezhi”yisheng，bingchazisijian。tiemenwensibudong，daoshimenkuangshangdebinglengzidiaoleyidi，

zazaixuedishangfachuqingcuidexiangsheng。meiqiubeihedebengqilai，zhuazibazhulinxiaomandekutui，chadianbatanaochuan。

“shidianjingaazhou！”linxiaomanjidezhiduojiao，“zaiqiaobukaidonggandoubeilangchiwanle！”tahuayingangluo，

yuanchuturanchuanlaiyishenglanghao，jinjiezheshi“kacakaca”depobingsheng。azhouetoumaohan，

hanzhuhaimeidiaoxialaijiudongchenglebingli：“zheimendongdetaisile，dezhaogezhidian……”linxiaomanhuangusizhou，

kanjianpangbianyougebeidongzhudegouwuche，lunzishangchanzhebinggeda。tapaoguoqushijingzhuai，gouwuche“gazhi”yisheng，

congbinglibachubanjie。azhoulikemingbaile，baqiaogunyitoukazaigouwuchedefushoushang，

lingyitoudizhutiemen：“zheihuikendingxing！”“peng！”yishengmenxiang，tiemenbeiqiaokaiyitiaofeng，

litoudehanqi“hu”dimaochulai，biwaitouhaileng。linxiaomanganjinbadonggansaijinqu，meiqiuqueturanzhamao，

zhuazizhizhemenfengli——zhijiandongkushenchu，bingzhuzhijian，herantangzhejijulangdeshiti，

maoshangjiezhehouhoudebingshuang，yanjingquehaizhengzhe，lvyingyingdexiangguihuo。“kuaipao！”azhouyibazhuaizhulinxiaoman，

qiaogun“danglang”yishengdiaozaidishang。meiqiuzaozuanjinlinxiaomanhuaili，hunshendoudexiangshaikang。sanrengangpaochuliangbu，

shenhouturanchuanlai“huala”yisheng，bingzhudaotadeshengyinhunzhedichendesihou，

bigangcaineishenglanghaojindeduo——yuanlaidongkulihaiyouhuozhedebianyilang，beitamenqiaomendedongjingjingxingle。

linxiaomanhuitouyipie，zhijianyidaohuiyingcongmenfenglicuanchulai，zhuazizaibingmianshanghuachuhuoxing。tahedehunfeiposan，

huailidemeiqiuqueturanbudoule，yanjingdengdeliuyuan，dingzhelangdefangxiang，houlonglifachu“wuwu”deshengyin。

“rengdonggan！”azhoudahan。linxiaomanshoumangjiaoluanbadongganrengchuqu，querengwaile，dongganzazaipangbiandebingduishang，

guliuliugunyuanle。langgenbenmeili，fanerjiakuailesudu，

lvyanjingsisidingzhelinxiaomanhuailidemeiqiu——nandaozheilangbuguangpamaozhuaban，haiduimaoganxingqu？

qianjunyifazhiji，azhouturantingxiajiaobu，bamaozhuabanwangdishangyili，zijizeduodaolinxiaomanshenhou。

langpaodaomaozhuabanqian，zhuazigangyaoluoxia，turanhunshenyijiang，wanghoutuilebanbu。

linxiaomanchenjibaozhemeiqiuchongjindanyuanlou，azhoujinsuiqihou，“peng”diguanshangmen，kaozaimenbanshangdakouchuanqi。

loudaolijingdenengtingjianbinglengzidiaoluodeshengyin。linxiaomanditoukanmeiqiu，tazhengtianzhezhuazi，

fangfogangcaishenmedoumeifasheng。azhoucalecaetoushangdebingli，kuxiaodao：“de，

yihouchumendedaizhemaozhuabanhedonggan，queyibuke。”linxiaomanmeishuohua，zoudaochuangbianbakaibinghua。

zhijianneizhilanghaizaidanyuanloumenkouzhuanyou，shibushiyongbizixiuzhedimian，quebugankaojin。taturanxiangqishenme，

taochushoujijiazhoukan：“nikan，gangcaipaotaikuai，donggandiaodoulile……”azhoucouguolaikan，

pingmuguangyingzhetadongdefazidelian：“nei……xianzaizaban？”meiqiu“miao”leyisheng，

tiaoxialaiyongzhuazibalaazhoudekutui，weibajianqingqingsaozhetadexiezi。linxiaomankanzhemeiqiu，youkankanazhou，

turanxiaole：“hainengzaban？huijiajimeiqiuzhuyuguantou，shunbianyanjiuxiazenmeyongmaozhuabanhedonggan，

zuogezidongfanglangxianjing——bijing，zongbunengyibeiziduozaijialiba？”loudaolidebinglengzihaizaiwangxiadiao，

zazaidishangfachuxisuidexiangsheng。danlinxiaomanturanjuede，zheishengyinhaoxiangmeineimecierle。zhishao，

xianzaitayouleduifulangdeliangjian“fabao”，

haiyougeyuanyigentayiqiyanjiuxianjingdelinju——zheibingtianxuedidemori，haoxianghainengzai“mao”yizhenzi。

di4zhang：hanshuangjuntupuyudixiayantimimadanyuanloudeyingjidengzailingchensandianturanshanleyixia，

xiangbinsidefeiepulenglexiachibang。linxiaomanbeihuangxingshi，meiqiuzhengdunzaibingjushang，

zhuazibalazheshuanghuaningjiedejumen，

xiajiuyouxisuibingjingdiaozaitazuowangangpudesuliaobushang——neishitayongazhousongdemaozhuabanbaozhuangdaigaidefangchaodian。

“biebale，zaibabingjugailouqile。”taguozheyurongfuzuoqilai，hechudebaiqizaishoudiantongguangliningchengwutuan。

shoujipingmuliangzhe，tingliuzaiazhoubanxiaoshiqianfalaidexiaoxi：“dixiaercengtingchechangtongfengkoudonglie，

faxianhanshuangjunjunsi，xingtaixianglanlvseshanhu。”meiqiu“miao”lesheng，

weibasaoguobingjushangdewenduji——shuiyinzhusisikazai-38℃，bizuotianyoujiangleliangdu。