谈恋爱不如上清华
《谈恋爱不如上清华》 小说介绍
《tanlianaiburushangqinghua》shiyimingzhuzuodeyanqingxiaoshuo，wenbixianshu，yanyujingpi，shilituijian。《tanlianaiburushangqinghua》jingcaizhangjiejiexuan：lisitongweilejiangtasongjinzhongdianbanzhengzaihechengjialaoyezishangliang，tahechengmingjiaoquechaoleqilai，duifangzijishuaizailoutishangjiahuota。……...
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yijingguoledabantianle，xuejiaohaishiyoudianmeng，tasuiranshichulemingde“shudaizi”，danzhishangshizhendeguolejigexiande。
yijuexinglai，tabujinbianchenglelingyigeren，naozilihaiduolezheigerendejiyiheyibenshudeneirong。
所以她这是穿越？
还是附身在书里了？
zheiyike，xuejiaoxiangdaodebushizijibianchengnvpei，yebushizheigenvpeibaoshihuangyedeqicanxiachang，ershi――tahaimeikandaogaokaochengjizenmejiusileni？！
xinxinkukushibanian，haoburongyikaowanle，chengjihaimeikanjianzenmejiusidiaole？
xuejiao，shibasui，gangganggaokaojieshu，wufuwumu。
guxuejiao，shiliusui，jijianggaoer，fumuliyi，muqinlisitongdaizhetagaijiadaochengjia。
xianzai，xuejiaochengleguxuejiaole。
“guxuejiao！”tazhengchushen，yigenvrennuqichongchongdizoulejinlai。
shiyuanshenmuqin，lisitong。
xuejiaozheiyangxiangzhe，yanshenhaiquanshimosheng。
lisitongyikanjiantalenglengzuozaichuangshangjiushengqilefennu，shouyitai，yibazhangdazaitadelianshang。
“啪――”
xiangliangdeshengyinbansuizhetengtong，xuejiaobenlaijiuhaizailengshen，zheishihouchedidaizhu。
zheishizheijushentidemuqin，qinshengmuqin。
taxinglaiyihoubujinyouzijidejiyi，haiyouzheibenshudejiyi，suoyitazhidaozheiduimunvguanxibuhao，dantazanshimeiyouxiangdao，lisitongjingranzhijiedata。yishilengzhu，meinengduokai。
lisitongdawanyihouyelengzhule，kanlekanzijideshou，youkanlekanmianqianlianyouxiehongdexuejiao。
tazhanglezhangzui，zuihouzhishishuo：“houtiannimenjiukaixuele，jinwanlaozhaihuijinimenjianxing，guxuejiao，nijintianwanshangbixuhemingjiaodaoqian！”
dunledun，tayoushuo：“woxianqulaozhaile，wudianzhongguolaijieni，banilianshangneixiewuqibazaodedongxixiganjing！”
lisitongshuowanzhuanshenzouchuqu，xuejiaotaishoumolemozijilian，biaoqingyishunjiandemangran。
这真是亲妈？
xuejiaozaizijideshijiechulegaokaochengjiyemeishenmeliuliande，chengleguxuejiaojuligaokaohaiyouliangnian，tayouduoleliangnian，xiangbiyidingnengbiyouyaodagongyouyaoxuexidezijikaodegenghaoba？
xiangdaozheier，tajuedelianyebutengle，xinqingyebufuzale，renyebupanghuangle，zhihenbudelikenachuzhilaidejishualeyibiandewusanzailailiangci。
bu，haiyouliangnian，takeyizaishuawuci！
xuejiaochuangshangzhanqilai，zoujinxishoujian，gangjinrujiulengzhu。
hongtongtongdetoufa，lianggedayuanhuanguazaierbian，yanjingshangxiadouheihuhude，yizhangliansancengfen，dahongchun，kanbuqingyuanbenzhangxiang。
“鬼啊――”
xuejiaoxilehaoyihuiercaibalianxiganjing，jingzizhongdelianhetayoubafenxiangsi，haishengxialiangfengengjiajingzhi，wuguantaiguojingqiao，jiashangyidianyingerfei，shuiwangwangdedayanjing，jiuxiandenianjihenxiao。
zhishineiyitouhongdefahuangdetoufayouxielayanjing。
tajiangtoufayongyigenpijinwanchengyigewanzitou，hongseliuhaibieleshangqu，suiranhaishilayanjing，danzongguizhengchangduole。
xianzaiyijingxiawusidianbanle，juliquchengjialaozhaihaiyoubangexiaoshi。
jintianneilaizimuqindeyibazhanghenteng，ruguobushizhidaolezheibenshudeneirong，tayehuihenshengqi。
danjiushizhidaojinwanhuifashengshenmeshi，bianrangtaqibuqilaile。
guxuejiaoshifuqinchugui，shisuineinianmuqinlihunhoudaizhetagaijiajilechengjiadaerzichengshuo，zaifuqingujingxuhejimudetiaoboxia，tayiweimuqingaijiashiweilepanfugui。
zaijiashangzaichengjiazheixienian，lisitongduijizichengmingzetengaiyoujia，tangmeichengmingjiaoshibushide**，munvlianggedeguanxiyeyuelaiyuezaogao。
lisitongduitahenyange，panniqideguxuejiaoweilebushuntadeyi，youweilexiyinzhuyi，buxuexi、dajiadouou，zhengtianjiangzijidabanchengxiaotaimei**ta。
雪茭有些无语。
guxuejiaocongxiaodousuanshijiaoshengguanyang，xinsifangzaizheizhongmomingqimiaodeshishang，yourongyibeirenshandong，jiuxiangshijintiannaodezheiyichu。
lisitongweilejiangtasongjinzhongdianbanzhengzaihechengjialaoyezishangliang，tahechengmingjiaoquechaoleqilai，duifangzijishuaizailoutishangjiahuota。
guxuejiaoqizhaleyoumeiyouzhishangweizijizhengmingqingbai，yinuzhixiazaichengjialaozhaifanghenhua，paolehuilai。
然后雪茭就来了。
yuanwenzhonglisitongyehuilaile，guxuejiaohetadachaoyijialijiachuzou。
weilezhaoguxuejiao，lisitongtaizheji，yizhiyuzaishanxiafanche，dangchangsiwang。
xuejiaoweiweibiyan，taduiyulisitongziranmeiyouhenshendeganqing，danyebuhuixiangtasi。
suoyijintianwanshanglaozhaidefan，tayidingyaoqude。
五点钟。
xuejiaoxialou，youchengjiasijizaizheganwanglaozhai。
程家老宅。
“dasaoa，haiziyidingyaohaohaoguanyiguan，bunengtaiguanzhehaizi，buranbuzhidiuren，haishangren……”chengmingjiaodemuqinliuyazhenyiweishenzhangdishuo。
zheigelisitongbitapiaoliang，youhendelaogongxihuan，danjiushizaiernvzheiyitiaoshangmian，tajiushengguotaqianbeiwanbei。
tayouyouxiudedanverhexiaoerzi，duifangdenverbuchengqi，diurenxianyan，erzi……bushiqinshengde。
xiangdaozheier，xiabajiaoaodetaiqilai。
lisitongliansaodetonghong，buyuanchuhechengkaishuohuadechengshuokanjianle，duitazhaozhaoshou：“sitong，guolaiyixia！”
taganjidikanlechengshuoyiyan，kuaibuzouleguoqu。
liuyazhenpiepiezui，kanxiangbeilaoyezilazheshuohuadechengmingze，tongpangbiandechengmingjiaoshuo：“haishichengjiadejiyinhao，kexizaihaoyebushitashengde，yebukankantaqinshengdeshigeshenmedongxi？”
chengmingjiaodiandiantou，ranhoupiezui：“chengjiaqueshishengbuchuguxuejiaoneiyangdehuose，tuoyoupingzhenshijichengjiadiuren。”
xuejiaomaijinchengjiadamendeshihou，baomuyijingzaishangcaile，chengjiaqitarenhaizuozaishafashang。
zheiyijiarenbingbupangda，chengjialiangweilaorenzhiyoulianggeerzi，laodachengshuohetadeerzichengmingze，laoerchengkaiheliuyazhendenverchengmingjiao、erzichengmingyu。
xuejiaodiyiyanzhuyidaodejiushichengmingze――zheibenshudenanzhu。
jiayanchuandebingbuzhengshi，chengmingzeshangshenbaisechenyi，xiashenniuziku，shiqisuideshaonian，queyijingyouyimibazuoyou，qingxiuyoujunyi，hunshenshangxiaganganjingjing，guangshizuozaizheier，jiudailaileyiguzibuyiyangdeqixi。
talengleleng，manmanzouguoqu：“yeye，nainai，chengshu，ma，ershu，ershen，ge，mingjiao，mingyu。”
小书亭
zheihuilengzhudehuanchengjiarenle，mianqiandeshaonvyizhangliansujingjingzhi，chuanzhetxuniuziku，weiweiditou，guaiguaiqiaoqiaodejiaoren，ruobushineigehongsedewanzitou，gumozhetamendoubunengbazheigenvhaiheguxuejiaolianxizaiyiqi。
buguozheiyatouyixiangbuzhediao，yebuzhidaoyouzaizhengshenmeyaoezi。
“keke――”chenglaoyezikesouyisheng，zhanleqilai，“jiranlaiqile，neijiukaifanba。”
“duiduidui，kaifankaifan！”chengshuohechengjialaoerfuzhechengjialiangweilaorenwangcanzhuoguoqu。
lisitongzoujinguxuejiao，songlekouqi，kanzhetazheifuganjingdemoyang，zhanglezhangzui，zuihouzhishijiangyingdishuo：“jintianwanshangbuyaonaoshi！”
shuowanjiugenzheqitarenwangcanzhuoneibianzouqu。
guaibudemunvguanxijiangying，kanlailisitongyeyouyibufenyuanyinde。
xuejiaoweiweisongjian，yebuzaiyi，genzaitamenhoumian。
laozhaibaomushouyihenhao，xuejiaozhongwumeichifan，chidetingxiang，qitarenjiuyouxiexinbuzaiyanle。
shixianzongshishibushipiaoxiangta，chengjiameiyoushibuyandexiguan，suoyiliuyazhenmeirenzhu：“xuejiaojintiandaoshizhengchangqilaile，buzaidabanderenburenguibugui。”
xuejiaochidongxidedongzuodunzhu，weiweitaitou，luchuyigeganjingdexiaorong，xiaoxiaodeliandanheyingerfeibenlaijiuxianxiao，tayixiaoyanjingwanchengyueya，gewaikeren。
“ng，yiqianshiwobudongshi，yihoubuhuile。”
chengmingjiaodekuaizizhuaijin，tameiyouxiangdaoguxuejiaoxiganjingdelianzheimehaokan！
ruguoshiqitarenyejiubale，pianpianshizheigerangtayanedetuoyouping！
buzhidaoxiangdaoshenme，talianshangluchuchourong：“duile，tangjie，nidechengjisuiranheshiyanbanyouyixiejuli，danyebunengfangqizijiya，zhendebuqushiyanbanlema？”
一些距离……
真是看得起顾雪茭！
quannianjiyiqianduorenzhiyoulianggeshiyanban，tadechengji，quannianjidaoshu，julishiyanbangeleyigenianji。
ruoshiyuanlaideguxuejiaotingjianzheigetiedingzhale，danxianzaishixuejiao，yige……reaixuexide“daizi”。
tayanjingyiliang，kanzhechengmingjiaodeyanshenfangguang，fangfochengmingjiaojiushitazuixihuanderen。
“dui！mingjiaoshuodedui！”tazhongzhongdiantou，zhencheng、renzhen、jiandingdishuo，“wobunengfangqiziji，nengjinshiyanbanjiushiwoderongxing！”
guxuejiao、chengmingjiaohechengmingzetongduqizhong，zheiyisuoquanguozhimingdegaozhong，tamendeshiyanbanshizililiangjueduiyuanbiguxuejiaoshangbeizidexuexiaohaotaiduo！
tashangbeizigufendechengjichabuduojiushiyiben，yunqihaodiannengshang211，zheiyishiguxuejiaojiajinghao，tabuyongdagong，haiduoleliangnianshijianfuxi……
qibushikeyizhiwangyixiazuixiangqudedaxue？
xiangdaozheier，tayanlideguangmangdoukuaishanxiarenyanjingle，“mingjiao！nizheihuashuodezhendetaihaole！”
“……”
fanzhuoyoupiankedeanjing，jihusuoyourendouweiweizhangzui，lenglengdikanzheta。
haoyihuier，chengshuokesouyisheng：“keke，dui，haohaoxuexi，jiaojiaofangxin，zaojiuanpaihaole。”
shisuidechengmingyubalekoufan，lenglengshuo：“shiyanbanmeixueqitiren，niqudaiyigexueqihaibushiyaobeitichuqu。”
“mingyu！”chengkaidengtayiyan，chengmingyupiepiezui，kanxuejiaodeyanshenxianqi。
chengjiazheijigexiaobei，gegedouduitaxianqizhiji。
chenglaotaitaiyezhoulezhoumei，duiyuzheigemeiyouchengjiaxuemaidehaizitabenlaijiubushiduoxihuan，danchengshuohuzhe，tayemianqiangdangzijiaren。zhishiguxuejiaozheirentaibuzhediao，rangchengjiarenshiwangtouding。
takanlelaoyeziyiyan，duifangfangxiakuaizi：“xuejiao，womenbanisongjinleshiyanban，ziranshixiwangnihaohaoxuexi，xueqimoruguomeikaohao，tichuquwomenshibuhuizaiguande。”
tadehuayiluodi，chengmingjiaotiaoqimeitouchaoxiaodikanzheta，xingzailehuodezitai。
xuejiaodiandiantou，renzhendishuo：“yinggaide。”
fanzhuoshangyouanjingle，yidunfanchulexuejiaochiderenzhen，qitarendouxinbuzaiyan。
chiwanfanchengshuo、chengkaihelaoyeziqushufangliaogongsideshi，lianggexifuerpeizhelaotaitaizouzou，jiushengxiatamensigezhanzaiketingzhongjian。
chengmingjiaoxiabayitai，lazhechengmingzehechengmingyuzuozaiyibian，“mingzege，mingyushuoyouxiewentixiangwenni，womenzuozaizheierliaoyihuierba！”
tashuozheshiweiyibandikanleyanxuejiao，yuxiangxiangzhongdebaonubuyiyang，xuejiaozailingyicedeshafazuolexialai，daidaidekanzheyigejiaoluo。
chengmingjiaodeyiquanxiangshidazaimianhuashang，fanershenglemenqi。
yizhidaosuoyourenxialou，xuejiaoyizhikanzheyigefangxiangdongdoumeidong，bieshuochengmingjiaohechengmingyu，jiushichengmingzedoujingyadikanlehaojiyan。
lisitongyikanjianxuejiaoyigerenzuozaihetamenyuanyuandeweizhijiushiyigedeng，shengpatayouzainaoshi。
“茭茭？”
没反应。
xinligenghuangle，jiupazheigebushengxindeyouzaizhunbeidabaofa。
tazoudaoxuejiaopangbian，taiqishou，zheicaitingjiandidideshengyin――
“……yangguanyuzhouzhida，fuchapinleizhisheng，suoyiyoumuchenghuai，zuyi……”
lisitong：“……”？？？
“ma？！”xuejiaokanzhejianbangshangdeshoudengdayanjing，yifuhezheledemoyang。
lisitonglengleleng，jingshenhuanghuleyishunjian，zheicaiweiweijiangyingdizhuanshenkaikou：“yaozhunbeizoule……”
“hao。”xuejiaoguaiqiaodizhanqilai。
laotaitaikanleyanzuodejingweifenmingdejigehaizi，turanwen：“jiaojiaohemingjiaoshangwushiweileshenmechaoqilaide？”
lisitongwenyandengxuejiaoyiyan，“nihaimeigenmeimeidaoqian！”
xuejiaohenguai，zhangzui：“duibuqi。”
chengmingjiaoyanjingyitiao，zheiyigeguoduandedaoqianbujinmeirangtatongkuai，fanergengfennule。
tajiqiedizhangzui：“shizheiyangde，tangjieshuotaxihuanmingzege！”
xuejiaozhouzhemeikanxiangta，jiyizhongshangwuchaojiashichengmingjiaoxianqitaxuexibuhao，jinshiyanbanyediuren，haishuotabupeixihuanchengmingze。
guxuejiaotingdaozheihuazhamaohetadaqilai，tajiuzijishuaixiaqu，jiahuojiyuanshen。
zheigechengmingjiaodexinji，lianggezhipiqideguxuejiaojiaqilaidouwanbuguo。
chengjiarenyishunjiandoukanxiangxuejiao，chengmingzegengshizhoujinmeitou，yandishanguoyane。
“shenme？！”lisitonghechengshuozhenjingdiniuguotou，kanxiangxuejiao。
taxianzaifourenzijishuoguoshibuhuiyourenxinde，qiebushuoguxuejiaoqueshixihuanchengmingze，jiushitaxianzaidexinyuyeyuanyuanbujichengmingjiao。
xianglexiang，tazhouranjiantaitou，yishuangdayanjingzhalezha，henrenzhendidiantou：“dui，woshishuoguoxihuangege。”
lisitongtaiqishouzhizheta，qidefadou，chengjialianggelaorendelianyelenglexialai，yanjingweimi，zhigougoukanzheta。
wangyoufuyanyichengshangdianping：congwenbi、sheding、qingjie、renwu、liyigegejiaodulaikan，《tanlianaiburushangqinghua》doushiyipianbukeduodedehaowen。youqishizuozheyimingdewenzitebiemei，hendongren，meiyigezidouhaoxiangshiyouganqingde。
wangyoujiejiujingwennidianping：zheibenshutanlianaiburushangqinghuatingyouyiside，zuijinkanlejibendoushikanleyiban，zheibenshuwoshiyizhikandaoweide，wobuxihuanhennvedexiaoshuo，zheibenshuduiwolaishuozhengzhenghao。