谈恋爱不如上清华佚名-著

小说简介

guxuejiaochengmingshi《tanlianaiburushangqinghua》zhongdezhurengong，zheibuduanpianyanqingwenshiyouzhimingzuojia“yiming”chuangzuode，xiangqingjieshao：qianmianxuejiaohechengmingzelianggerensuiranbingpaizou，danzhongjianzhishaogeleyiliangmi，xuejiaoshigaoer，jiaoxuelouzaizhongjianweizhi，chengmingze……

精彩章节

yijingguoledabantianle，xuejiaohaishiyoudianmeng，tasuiranshichulemingde“shudaizi”，danzhishangshizhendeguolejigexiande。

yijuexinglai，tabujinbianchenglelingyigeren，naozilihaiduolezheigerendejiyiheyibenshudeneirong。

所以她这是穿越？

还是附身在书里了？

zheiyike，xuejiaoxiangdaodebushizijibianchengnvpei，yebushizheigenvpeibaoshihuangyedeqicanxiachang，ershi――tahaimeikandaogaokaochengjizenmejiusileni？！

xinxinkukushibanian，haoburongyikaowanle，chengjihaimeikanjianzenmejiusidiaole？

xuejiao，shibasui，gangganggaokaojieshu，wufuwumu。

guxuejiao，shiliusui，jijianggaoer，fumuliyi，muqinlisitongdaizhetagaijiadaochengjia。

xianzai，xuejiaochengleguxuejiaole。

“guxuejiao！”tazhengchushen，yigenvrennuqichongchongdizoulejinlai。

shiyuanshenmuqin，lisitong。

xuejiaozheiyangxiangzhe，yanshenhaiquanshimosheng。

lisitongyikanjiantalenglengzuozaichuangshangjiushengqilefennu，shouyitai，yibazhangdazaitadelianshang。

“啪――”

xiangliangdeshengyinbansuizhetengtong，xuejiaobenlaijiuhaizailengshen，zheishihouchedidaizhu。

zheishizheijushentidemuqin，qinshengmuqin。

taxinglaiyihoubujinyouzijidejiyi，haiyouzheibenshudejiyi，suoyitazhidaozheiduimunvguanxibuhao，dantazanshimeiyouxiangdao，lisitongjingranzhijiedata。yishilengzhu，meinengduokai。

lisitongdawanyihouyelengzhule，kanlekanzijideshou，youkanlekanmianqianlianyouxiehongdexuejiao。

tazhanglezhangzui，zuihouzhishishuo：“houtiannimenjiukaixuele，jinwanlaozhaihuijinimenjianxing，guxuejiao，nijintianwanshangbixuhemingjiaodaoqian！”

dunledun，tayoushuo：“woxianqulaozhaile，wudianzhongguolaijieni，banilianshangneixiewuqibazaodedongxixiganjing！”

lisitongshuowanzhuanshenzouchuqu，xuejiaotaishoumolemozijilian，biaoqingyishunjiandemangran。

这真是亲妈？

xuejiaozaizijideshijiechulegaokaochengjiyemeishenmeliuliande，chengleguxuejiaojuligaokaohaiyouliangnian，tayouduoleliangnian，xiangbiyidingnengbiyouyaodagongyouyaoxuexidezijikaodegenghaoba？

xiangdaozheier，tajuedelianyebutengle，xinqingyebufuzale，renyebupanghuangle，zhihenbudelikenachuzhilaidejishualeyibiandewusanzailailiangci。

bu，haiyouliangnian，takeyizaishuawuci！

xuejiaochuangshangzhanqilai，zoujinxishoujian，gangjinrujiulengzhu。

hongtongtongdetoufa，lianggedayuanhuanguazaierbian，yanjingshangxiadouheihuhude，yizhangliansancengfen，dahongchun，kanbuqingyuanbenzhangxiang。

“鬼啊――”

xuejiaoxilehaoyihuiercaibalianxiganjing，jingzizhongdelianhetayoubafenxiangsi，haishengxialiangfengengjiajingzhi，wuguantaiguojingqiao，jiashangyidianyingerfei，shuiwangwangdedayanjing，jiuxiandenianjihenxiao。

zhishineiyitouhongdefahuangdetoufayouxielayanjing。

tajiangtoufayongyigenpijinwanchengyigewanzitou，hongseliuhaibieleshangqu，suiranhaishilayanjing，danzongguizhengchangduole。

xianzaiyijingxiawusidianbanle，juliquchengjialaozhaihaiyoubangexiaoshi。

jintianneilaizimuqindeyibazhanghenteng，ruguobushizhidaolezheibenshudeneirong，tayehuihenshengqi。

danjiushizhidaojinwanhuifashengshenmeshi，bianrangtaqibuqilaile。

guxuejiaoshifuqinchugui，shisuineinianmuqinlihunhoudaizhetagaijiajilechengjiadaerzichengshuo，zaifuqingujingxuhejimudetiaoboxia，tayiweimuqingaijiashiweilepanfugui。

zaijiashangzaichengjiazheixienian，lisitongduijizichengmingzetengaiyoujia，tangmeichengmingjiaoshibushide**，munvlianggedeguanxiyeyuelaiyuezaogao。

lisitongduitahenyange，panniqideguxuejiaoweilebushuntadeyi，youweilexiyinzhuyi，buxuexi、dajiadouou，zhengtianjiangzijidabanchengxiaotaimei**ta。

雪茭有些无语。

guxuejiaocongxiaodousuanshijiaoshengguanyang，xinsifangzaizheizhongmomingqimiaodeshishang，yourongyibeirenshandong，jiuxiangshijintiannaodezheiyichu。

lisitongweilejiangtasongjinzhongdianbanzhengzaihechengjialaoyezishangliang，tahechengmingjiaoquechaoleqilai，duifangzijishuaizailoutishangjiahuota。

guxuejiaoqizhaleyoumeiyouzhishangweizijizhengmingqingbai，yinuzhixiazaichengjialaozhaifanghenhua，paolehuilai。

然后雪茭就来了。

yuanwenzhonglisitongyehuilaile，guxuejiaohetadachaoyijialijiachuzou。

weilezhaoguxuejiao，lisitongtaizheji，yizhiyuzaishanxiafanche，dangchangsiwang。

xuejiaoweiweibiyan，taduiyulisitongziranmeiyouhenshendeganqing，danyebuhuixiangtasi。

suoyijintianwanshanglaozhaidefan，tayidingyaoqude。

五点钟。

xuejiaoxialou，youchengjiasijizaizheganwanglaozhai。

程家老宅。

“dasaoa，haiziyidingyaohaohaoguanyiguan，bunengtaiguanzhehaizi，buranbuzhidiuren，haishangren……”chengmingjiaodemuqinliuyazhenyiweishenzhangdishuo。

zheigelisitongbitapiaoliang，youhendelaogongxihuan，danjiushizaiernvzheiyitiaoshangmian，tajiushengguotaqianbeiwanbei。

tayouyouxiudedanverhexiaoerzi，duifangdenverbuchengqi，diurenxianyan，erzi……bushiqinshengde。

xiangdaozheier，xiabajiaoaodetaiqilai。

lisitongliansaodetonghong，buyuanchuhechengkaishuohuadechengshuokanjianle，duitazhaozhaoshou：“sitong，guolaiyixia！”

taganjidikanlechengshuoyiyan，kuaibuzouleguoqu。

liuyazhenpiepiezui，kanxiangbeilaoyezilazheshuohuadechengmingze，tongpangbiandechengmingjiaoshuo：“haishichengjiadejiyinhao，kexizaihaoyebushitashengde，yebukankantaqinshengdeshigeshenmedongxi？”

chengmingjiaodiandiantou，ranhoupiezui：“chengjiaqueshishengbuchuguxuejiaoneiyangdehuose，tuoyoupingzhenshijichengjiadiuren。”

xuejiaomaijinchengjiadamendeshihou，baomuyijingzaishangcaile，chengjiaqitarenhaizuozaishafashang。

zheiyijiarenbingbupangda，chengjialiangweilaorenzhiyoulianggeerzi，laodachengshuohetadeerzichengmingze，laoerchengkaiheliuyazhendenverchengmingjiao、erzichengmingyu。

xuejiaodiyiyanzhuyidaodejiushichengmingze――zheibenshudenanzhu。

jiayanchuandebingbuzhengshi，chengmingzeshangshenbaisechenyi，xiashenniuziku，shiqisuideshaonian，queyijingyouyimibazuoyou，qingxiuyoujunyi，hunshenshangxiaganganjingjing，guangshizuozaizheier，jiudailaileyiguzibuyiyangdeqixi。

talengleleng，manmanzouguoqu：“yeye，nainai，chengshu，ma，ershu，ershen，ge，mingjiao，mingyu。”

小书亭

zheihuilengzhudehuanchengjiarenle，mianqiandeshaonvyizhangliansujingjingzhi，chuanzhetxuniuziku，weiweiditou，guaiguaiqiaoqiaodejiaoren，ruobushineigehongsedewanzitou，gumozhetamendoubunengbazheigenvhaiheguxuejiaolianxizaiyiqi。

buguozheiyatouyixiangbuzhediao，yebuzhidaoyouzaizhengshenmeyaoezi。

“keke――”chenglaoyezikesouyisheng，zhanleqilai，“jiranlaiqile，neijiukaifanba。”

“duiduidui，kaifankaifan！”chengshuohechengjialaoerfuzhechengjialiangweilaorenwangcanzhuoguoqu。

lisitongzoujinguxuejiao，songlekouqi，kanzhetazheifuganjingdemoyang，zhanglezhangzui，zuihouzhishijiangyingdishuo：“jintianwanshangbuyaonaoshi！”

shuowanjiugenzheqitarenwangcanzhuoneibianzouqu。

guaibudemunvguanxijiangying，kanlailisitongyeyouyibufenyuanyinde。

xuejiaoweiweisongjian，yebuzaiyi，genzaitamenhoumian。

laozhaibaomushouyihenhao，xuejiaozhongwumeichifan，chidetingxiang，qitarenjiuyouxiexinbuzaiyanle。

shixianzongshishibushipiaoxiangta，chengjiameiyoushibuyandexiguan，suoyiliuyazhenmeirenzhu：“xuejiaojintiandaoshizhengchangqilaile，buzaidabanderenburenguibugui。”

xuejiaochidongxidedongzuodunzhu，weiweitaitou，luchuyigeganjingdexiaorong，xiaoxiaodeliandanheyingerfeibenlaijiuxianxiao，tayixiaoyanjingwanchengyueya，gewaikeren。

“ng，yiqianshiwobudongshi，yihoubuhuile。”

chengmingjiaodekuaizizhuaijin，tameiyouxiangdaoguxuejiaoxiganjingdelianzheimehaokan！

ruguoshiqitarenyejiubale，pianpianshizheigerangtayanedetuoyouping！

buzhidaoxiangdaoshenme，talianshangluchuchourong：“duile，tangjie，nidechengjisuiranheshiyanbanyouyixiejuli，danyebunengfangqizijiya，zhendebuqushiyanbanlema？”

一些距离……

真是看得起顾雪茭！

quannianjiyiqianduorenzhiyoulianggeshiyanban，tadechengji，quannianjidaoshu，julishiyanbangeleyigenianji。

ruoshiyuanlaideguxuejiaotingjianzheigetiedingzhale，danxianzaishixuejiao，yige……reaixuexide“daizi”。

tayanjingyiliang，kanzhechengmingjiaodeyanshenfangguang，fangfochengmingjiaojiushitazuixihuanderen。

“dui！mingjiaoshuodedui！”tazhongzhongdiantou，zhencheng、renzhen、jiandingdishuo，“wobunengfangqiziji，nengjinshiyanbanjiushiwoderongxing！”

guxuejiao、chengmingjiaohechengmingzetongduqizhong，zheiyisuoquanguozhimingdegaozhong，tamendeshiyanbanshizililiangjueduiyuanbiguxuejiaoshangbeizidexuexiaohaotaiduo！

tashangbeizigufendechengjichabuduojiushiyiben，yunqihaodiannengshang211，zheiyishiguxuejiaojiajinghao，tabuyongdagong，haiduoleliangnianshijianfuxi……

qibushikeyizhiwangyixiazuixiangqudedaxue？

xiangdaozheier，tayanlideguangmangdoukuaishanxiarenyanjingle，“mingjiao！nizheihuashuodezhendetaihaole！”

“……”

fanzhuoyoupiankedeanjing，jihusuoyourendouweiweizhangzui，lenglengdikanzheta。

haoyihuier，chengshuokesouyisheng：“keke，dui，haohaoxuexi，jiaojiaofangxin，zaojiuanpaihaole。”

shisuidechengmingyubalekoufan，lenglengshuo：“shiyanbanmeixueqitiren，niqudaiyigexueqihaibushiyaobeitichuqu。”

“mingyu！”chengkaidengtayiyan，chengmingyupiepiezui，kanxuejiaodeyanshenxianqi。

chengjiazheijigexiaobei，gegedouduitaxianqizhiji。

chenglaotaitaiyezhoulezhoumei，duiyuzheigemeiyouchengjiaxuemaidehaizitabenlaijiubushiduoxihuan，danchengshuohuzhe，tayemianqiangdangzijiaren。zhishiguxuejiaozheirentaibuzhediao，rangchengjiarenshiwangtouding。

takanlelaoyeziyiyan，duifangfangxiakuaizi：“xuejiao，womenbanisongjinleshiyanban，ziranshixiwangnihaohaoxuexi，xueqimoruguomeikaohao，tichuquwomenshibuhuizaiguande。”

tadehuayiluodi，chengmingjiaotiaoqimeitouchaoxiaodikanzheta，xingzailehuodezitai。

xuejiaodiandiantou，renzhendishuo：“yinggaide。”

fanzhuoshangyouanjingle，yidunfanchulexuejiaochiderenzhen，qitarendouxinbuzaiyan。

chiwanfanchengshuo、chengkaihelaoyeziqushufangliaogongsideshi，lianggexifuerpeizhelaotaitaizouzou，jiushengxiatamensigezhanzaiketingzhongjian。

chengmingjiaoxiabayitai，lazhechengmingzehechengmingyuzuozaiyibian，“mingzege，mingyushuoyouxiewentixiangwenni，womenzuozaizheierliaoyihuierba！”

tashuozheshiweiyibandikanleyanxuejiao，yuxiangxiangzhongdebaonubuyiyang，xuejiaozailingyicedeshafazuolexialai，daidaidekanzheyigejiaoluo。

chengmingjiaodeyiquanxiangshidazaimianhuashang，fanershenglemenqi。

yizhidaosuoyourenxialou，xuejiaoyizhikanzheyigefangxiangdongdoumeidong，bieshuochengmingjiaohechengmingyu，jiushichengmingzedoujingyadikanlehaojiyan。

lisitongyikanjianxuejiaoyigerenzuozaihetamenyuanyuandeweizhijiushiyigedeng，shengpatayouzainaoshi。

“茭茭？”

没反应。

xinligenghuangle，jiupazheigebushengxindeyouzaizhunbeidabaofa。

tazoudaoxuejiaopangbian，taiqishou，zheicaitingjiandidideshengyin――

“……yangguanyuzhouzhida，fuchapinleizhisheng，suoyiyoumuchenghuai，zuyi……”

lisitong：“……”？？？

“ma？！”xuejiaokanzhejianbangshangdeshoudengdayanjing，yifuhezheledemoyang。

lisitonglengleleng，jingshenhuanghuleyishunjian，zheicaiweiweijiangyingdizhuanshenkaikou：“yaozhunbeizoule……”

“hao。”xuejiaoguaiqiaodizhanqilai。

laotaitaikanleyanzuodejingweifenmingdejigehaizi，turanwen：“jiaojiaohemingjiaoshangwushiweileshenmechaoqilaide？”

lisitongwenyandengxuejiaoyiyan，“nihaimeigenmeimeidaoqian！”

xuejiaohenguai，zhangzui：“duibuqi。”

chengmingjiaoyanjingyitiao，zheiyigeguoduandedaoqianbujinmeirangtatongkuai，fanergengfennule。

tajiqiedizhangzui：“shizheiyangde，tangjieshuotaxihuanmingzege！”

xuejiaozhouzhemeikanxiangta，jiyizhongshangwuchaojiashichengmingjiaoxianqitaxuexibuhao，jinshiyanbanyediuren，haishuotabupeixihuanchengmingze。

guxuejiaotingdaozheihuazhamaohetadaqilai，tajiuzijishuaixiaqu，jiahuojiyuanshen。

zheigechengmingjiaodexinji，lianggezhipiqideguxuejiaojiaqilaidouwanbuguo。

chengjiarenyishunjiandoukanxiangxuejiao，chengmingzegengshizhoujinmeitou，yandishanguoyane。

“shenme？！”lisitonghechengshuozhenjingdiniuguotou，kanxiangxuejiao。

taxianzaifourenzijishuoguoshibuhuiyourenxinde，qiebushuoguxuejiaoqueshixihuanchengmingze，jiushitaxianzaidexinyuyeyuanyuanbujichengmingjiao。

xianglexiang，tazhouranjiantaitou，yishuangdayanjingzhalezha，henrenzhendidiantou：“dui，woshishuoguoxihuangege。”

lisitongtaiqishouzhizheta，qidefadou，chengjialianggelaorendelianyelenglexialai，yanjingweimi，zhigougoukanzheta。