jiuzaizheijiarenfenweizhengqiguaideshihou，xuejiaoyoushuohuale。
“wobujinxihuangege，haixihuanyeyenainai，chengshushu！”
tadeyanjingzhaleyixia，shuodehenrenzhen。
chengmingzequeshihenyouxiu，guxuejiaoyequeshihenxihuanta，danduifangcongshizhizhongdoumeiyouzhengyankanguota。
suoyitajiangzijidabandeyuzhongbutong，jiuqidaizhetadeyigeyanshen。
yueshizheiyang，jiuyuerangrenyane。
zaishuzhonglisitongsihou，guxuejiaogengshijiangtadangzuozijidexinyangle。
yeshiyinweilisitongdesiwang，tagaibianlezijitaimeidemoyang，zhengtiangenzhechengmingze，taqunaer，tajiuqunaer，yanlixinlidouzhiyoutale。
chengshuosinianlisitong，younianzaiguxuejiaomeilemuqin，gengjiazongzheta，dasuantiqizizhaoguta。
yizhiyuguxuejiaogengjiajiaozongrenxing，tonghenmeiyigexiangyaoqiangzouchengmingzedenvren，zuihouhenvzhugushiyunduocizuodui，luolegebaoshihuangyedexiachang。
xuejiaobulijiezheizhongganqing，chengranguxuejiaoderenshengzhongyouhenduoxinhuaieyideren，danqinshoujiangyishouhaopaidalandeyeshitaziji。
shaoniansimu，renzhichangqing，zheizhongsimuyidanduorushenyuan，jiushiwanjiebufu。
“nihushuo！nidexihuanmingmingshinannvzhiqing！”chengmingjiaotiaoleqilai，jihushitai。
xuejiaoyishuangyanjingdengda，gaojieyibandishuo：“mingjiao！zaolianshiyaobudede！wohegegezaiyiqigengshiyaobude，niyihouqianwanbuyaozaiyouzheizhongbuqieshijidexiangfa。”
“ninininini――”chengmingjiaojideshuobuchuhua。
xuejiaohaishiyansurenzhendetaidu：“mingjiao，womenmashanggaoerle，yinggaihaohaoxuexi，nulikaoyigehaodaxue，niqianwanbuyaozaoliana，ruguoyouzheigejixiangyebuyaopa！woyiqianyebudongshibutinghua，jintiantinglewomajiaoyuwo，yijingxiadingjuexingaizhengle，zanmenyihouhuxiangjiandu！sheizuobudaosheijiujieshouchengfa！”
神他妈的早恋！
shentamadehuxiangjiandua！
chengmingjiaoqidekuaibeiguoqile，yijuhuayeshuobuchulai。
lisitonghuanghuanghuhudelazhexuejiao，genzhetongyanghuanghudechengshuohechengmingzezouchuchengjialaozhai。
chengmingjiaozuoshangchelehaoyihuiercaihuiguozheikouqi，zhenggerenchuyubaonubianyuan。
“guxuejiaozheige**！！”
taganggangmawan，pangbiandemuqinliuyazhencheleyixiata，ranhoushitanzheshuo：“mingjiao……nibuhuizhendezaolianleba？nihaixiao……”
“ma！！neige**hushuo――”
ganggangshunguolaideneikouqizaicibeiguoqu……
“ma，wochuquyitang。”xuejiaoyibianhuanxieyibianhanleyisheng。
lisitongzhouzhemeitoucongchufangzoulechulai，daizheguoranrucidefennu，“niqunaer？”
kanba，shuohaolegaizheng，zheicaiyitianjiugutaimengfale！
“去做头发。”
lisitongshenshenxiqi，jinliangrangzijibaochilengjing：“nineimegepotoufahaixiangzenmezuo？！guxuejiaowogaosuni，mingtianjiuyaokaixuele，nijintianbiexiangchuqu！”
xuejiaoyijinghuanhaolexie，jiangneigegaozhongkaixuechengshuosongdefenhongseshubaobeishang，kanxiangtamama：“woqubatoufaranhuilai，hongsequeshiyingxiangbuhao。”
tadehuayiluodi，lisitonglengzhu。
“你――”
xuejiaoweibukejiandetankouqi，ranhoushuo：“yijingzaichengmingjiaomianqianfanghuayaogaizheng，wodangranbunengrangtaxiaoqiaole！”
tamashibuxiangxintazijihuigaihao，yougechengmingjiaozuojiekou，fanerzhenshilexie。
guoran，zheihuashuowanlisitongsonglekouqi，danlianshanghaishijiujie。
zuozaishafashangkanbaodechengshuofangxiabaozhi，xiaozheshuo：“xingle，nijiurangjiaojiaochuquba。jiaojiao，rangsijisongsongni，biezaiwaimiandaitaijiule，zhuyianquan。”
“haode，xiexiechengshushu。”xuejiaoduizhelisitonghuihuishoujiulakaimenchuqu。
chengmingzexialoudeshihoukanjianzheiyimuzhoulezhoumeitou，meizuosheng。
nandeneiyatoubudingzheyizhangguilianzhengtianzaitayanqianhuang，tajintiankeyihaohaozaijiaxiuxile。
“nishuojiaojiaozheiyatoushizhendexianggailema？”lisitongyilianyouchoudizuolexialai。
chengshuojiangshoudazaitadejianbang，shengyinwenrou：“haizidale，manmanjiudongshile，tazheicibuguanshixiangtonglehaishihemingjiaoduqi，zhiyaotazaibianhua，nijiuduokuakuata，buyaozhengtianmata，buranhaiziyounifanlezenmeban？”
lisitonglianshangdeyouchouhaishimeiyoufangxialai，tankouqi：“zhixiwangnengjianchidejiuyidian。”
chengshuopailepaita，ranhoukanxiangzhengzaiheshuidechengmingze：“mingze，jiaojiaojiranxianghaohaoxuexi，nijiubangtafudaoyixia。”
chengmingzesongsongjian，weiweipiezui。
guxuejiaoneiyangdehainenghaohaoxuexi？pianguiba。
“wanmei！taiwanmeile！”lifashimozhexuejiaodetoufayilianjingtan，jianzhibuganxiangxinzheishichuzizijideshuangshou。
zheiyatougangjinlaideshihoujiushiyigehongtoufadexiaomeinv，zheitoufayiranhuijise，zaixiujianyixialiuhai，jiuxiangshiwanquanbianleyigeren！
“xiexie。”xuejiaoyetingmanyide，zhiyaobushilayanjingdeyanse，tajiudoutingmanyi。
tayibianfuqianyibianguaiguaiqiaoqiaodeduizhelifashixiaolexiao，meiyanwanwan，nenbaidejifutouleyidianhongse，wuheidetoufaweijuanzhiyao，xiangshiyigejingzhideciwawazhanzaimianqian。
dengtazoulechuqu，lifashiniezhelingyigelifashideshou，yiliantaozui。
“woyihouyidingyaoshengyigenver，jiuhezheixiaotianshiyiyang！”
lingyigelifashikanzhetazaizijishoubeishangmosuodedongzuo，douzheshengyinshuo：“wowowo……woyeshinande……shengbule……”
conglifadianchulai，xuejiaoyanzhezheitiaojiemanmanzouzhe，zhidaokanjianshudian，yanjingyiliangjiuzuanlejinqu。
zheijiadianbijiaopianpi，danzheigedianlimianhaishiyoujigerende，qizhongyouyiduifuzigewaizhayan。
nanrenchuanzhehezheijiadiangegeburudebaofahuzhuangbei，pangbianbeitazhuazhedenanhaigaogaoshoushou，chuanzheqiuyi，geboxiajialeyigelanqiu，zhengyilianbunaifan。
xuejiaozhikanleyiyanjiuyikaileshixian，tayanjingyiliang，zhijiechaozhewanghouxiongzouqu。
zheijiashudianmaquesuixiaowuzangjuquan，xuejiaokandemubuzhuanjing，youxieshurenbuzhuhainachulaikanleqilai。
haoyihuier，taganjuepangfoyourendingzheziji。
抬头，愣住。
ganggangneiduifuzizhengzhanzaizijipangbian，zhongniannanrenduitaliezuixiaozhe，nianqingdenanhaiyilianbunaifan，xiabaweitai，manliandouxiezhe“tianlaoda，dilaoer，wolaosan。”
“xiaoguniangyezaimaiziliaoya，wokanniganggangzaikangaoerdefudaoshu，nimingtiankaixueyeshigaoer？”
雪茭愣愣地点头。
“zhendeshitaiqiaole！woerziyeshigaoer，jiuzaineibiandeqizhong！”
“a？”haishitongxuea？
nanrencuolecuoshou，xiaozheshuo：“neige……woerzixuexichengjibuhao，woyebutaidongzheige，tongxuenikeyijituijianyixiafuxiziliaoma？”
tadehuayiluodi，pangbiannanhaiyilianbunaifan，“wei，laotouniyouwanmeiwana？mailewoyebukan！”
“nijiwobizui！”nanrenhenhendengta，yilianxionghan。
zainiuguotouxiaode“wenrou”，naonaotou：“woerziyitianyu，nibielita，tongxuenizhunbeimaishenmeya？”
yidafaxiangdemingbai，zhunbeikanxuejiaomaishenmezijijiujierzimaishenme！
xuejiaojixugangadixiaolexiao，ranhoushuo：“woyijingzixilegaoerdeneirong，wozhunbeimaigaokaodefuxiziliao，zheiwei……tongxuegangshanggaoer，buyikantaiduofudaoshu，xuexiaohuitongyigoumaiheshideziliao，daoshihourangtahaohaozuojiuxing。zhuyaoshikebenshangdeneirong，suoyoutiwanbianbuliqizong，zuigenbendejiushikebenneirong。buguotongyimaideziliaoshiyinghesuoyouxueshengde，zhenduixingbuqiang，ruguohaiyouyuli，kexiahezhoumowojianyikanzheijibenshu，zheiben……”
xuejiaoshuodeyangyangsasa，yidafayibiandiantouyibianbatazhizhedeshuganjinnachulaibaozaishoushang，yitianyukanzheqianmianzhidaozijixiongkoudexiaoyatou，lenglelengshen。
shifenzhonghou，yidafashoushangyijingbaoleyiluo，lengshendeyitianyuyebianchenglemoya。
zheiyatouzenmebubazhenggeshudianbanjita？zheishiyaozhetengsita？！
xuejiaoshuowanminminzui，yeshiyilianganga：“neige……wozhishijuedezheimedapeibijiaohao，danrendejingliyouxian，zheimeduoshukenengyongbuwan……”
yidafahaoqiwanzhangdeshuo：“meishi！meishi！wojiabuqueqian，doujizheisixiaozimaihuiqu，tanengxuedaoyixingbandianwojiumanzule！”
zuihouzoudeshihouxuejiaoheyitianyuyirenbaoleyiluo，xuejiaozhiguodeyidafadoumaile，jiuliantamaidewusanyidafayegenzhenaleyitao。
guangquankewusanjiushihouhoudeyiluo，yitianyudelianyijingbuzhishinankanle。
dengxuejiaobaozheshuzouyuanyihou，yidafahaikanzhetadebeiyingdiandiantou：“zheiyatouzhangdezheimehaokan，haizheimeaixuexi，zhenshidongshia，sheijianengyangzheiyatouzhenshixingfu……”
yitianyupiezui，duigangcaineipiaoliangyatoujinyoudeyidianhaoganyemeile，xianqidishuo：“laotouwojinichugezhuyi，nixianzaiganjinzhuishangqu，wenwentashinajiade，ranhoubawodaiguoquhuanyixia，rangtajinizuonver。”
yidafazhuanshen，simingchuotadenaodai：“nigequexinyande！haiyounineigepochengji，quannianjineimeduoren，jiuniyakaodaoshu！”
yitianyujiazhelanqiubaozheshupao，shengyinyuanyuanchuanlai：“laotoujiunizheigepojiyinwoxuexinenghao？”
“zheisixiaozi！nibiejilaozipao！”yidafatuoxiaxie，juqilaijiuzhuileguoqu。
nengzaixueyicishiyijianhenrongxingdeshi，xuejiaomeirenzhujiubashumaiduole。
zuotoufadeshihoutayijingrangsijixianhuiqule，zheihuieryelandezaijiaorenchulaijie，yushixuejiaozhanzailubian，dengzhedache。
bayuezhengshiyanyanxiari，xiawuliangdiangengshiyitianzhongzuikepadeshihou，tazhanzailupangyikedashuxia，yibiancacahan，yibiandianjiaowangluliangpangwangguoqu。
zheitiaoluzheigeshijianchehenshao，denglejifenzhongcaiyouliangliangchecongyoubianshileguolai，chuzuchezaihoumian，xuejiaoyixi，ganjinbaoqishuzoudaolushang。
“出租！”
gangganghanchusheng，chuzucheqianmianneiyiliangdidiaodeheisemaibahezhizhichaozhetachongleguolai，sudusihaoweijian。