《震惊!妹妹吹过的牛皮都成真了》 小说介绍
《zhenjing!meimeichuiguodeniupidouchengzhenle》shihongchengxiedeyibenluojixinghenqiangdeshu,gushizhangjietiaoliqingchu,bijiaowanmei。zhujiaoshibaifengxiaoxiaomizhuyaojiangshudeshi:yinianzhinenggaisanci,chaoguosancijiuyaohuaqian。zhinengshuoyouqianrenxingle!xiaoxiaomikandaodanmu,wendao:“gege,dantiaoshishenmeyisi?”baifengjie……
《震惊!妹妹吹过的牛皮都成真了》 第3章 白风小小米直播吹牛 免费试读
来了!
baifenghaimeifanyingguolai,naohailibianxiangqilexitongdeshengyin。
“gongxihuodetaijiquan!”
“gongxihuodebaguazhang!”
“恭喜获得内力!”
baifeng:“......”
zheijiushixitongdeliliangma?
taganjuedaoshentifashenglebianhua,yiguxuanzhiyouxuandeliliangzaishentililiuzhuan。
suiranbunengxiangwuxiaxiaoshuolineiyangneiliwaifang。
dan“kaijinlieshi”haishikeyide。
baifengguji,deliangzhongwugong,kenengshiyinweixiaoxiaomidexingrongci。
taijibaguawudiniuqichongtianquan!
gujitayebuzhidaoshijieshangyoumeiyouzheiliangzhongdongxi,shitaxiashuode。
erhuodeneili,zeshiyinweihoumianyijuhua。
一个打十几个!
guanghuiwugong,meiyouneiliqijing,yigedalianggedougouqiang。
所以给了内力!
baifengxinqingjidong,shenshoumolemoxiaoxiaomidenaodai。
xiaoxiaomipingshibuchuiniu,yichuiniukendingshichuibaifeng,erqiebudacaogao!
tayebudong,zhijuedezijishizaiweihugege!
“hahaha......”
“shenmewugong?taijibaguawudiniuqichongtianquan?”
“tiandixiayouzheizhongquanma?”
“我不相信!”
danmulizirankaishichaofeng。
zheiyitingjiushixiaohaizibianchulaidea,hainiuqichongtianni......
xiaoxiaomimeitoudaoshu,henbumanyi。
tacongdengzishangzhanqilai:“dangranyou,wojinimenbiaoyanyixia......”
shuozhe,tajiuxiawuqilai,yongtazheibeizicongdianshijulikanguodesuoyouwugongzhaoshi...
自己还给自己配音。
“huo...ha...hei......”
zhibojianlideguanzhongyipianhuanle...
开怀大笑。
“这是可爱拳吧?”
“xiaomiquanfa,jushiwushuang!xiaomishenjiao,tianxiawudi!”
“就叫米神教吧!”
“我同意!”
【di...ganxiewoyaodangjiaozhusongchudeyifachaojihuojian!】
又有人送超火?
baifengdianjinquyikan,haishizhiqianneigeren。
这就没办法了。
renjiajuedezheiyangshuohuabijiaogaodiao,lanyelanbuzhua!
xiaoxiaomizuohuidengzishang,duizhejingtoushuo:“lihaiba,jiushizheigequanfa,wogegeyehui,tachaojilihaide!”
“lihailihai,guoranlihai!”
“lihaishenmea,zheiyaoshiyigenvrenyong,jiushidaituxingfenquan!”
“臣附议!”
youyigejiao“jirouounijiang”defadanmu。
“xiaoxiaomi,renwozuogege,zheiyangdewonengdasange!”
xiaoxiaomijiantamenhaishibuxiangxin,jiuhenshengqi。
duzhezui,qihuhudeshuo:“wogegejiushihenlihai!”
yaoxiangxinguang-jiaozhu:“wonengdashige!”
jirouounijiang:“rangnigegechulaizouliangbu,rangtayanshiyixia!”
xiaoxiaomishuodao:“wopabanimenhedao,wogegeyibazhangkeyibazheimehoudeshitoujipikai!”
tayibianshuoyibianyongshoubi。
danluozaiguanzhongdeyanli,quedouyiweitashizaishuoxiao。
“nishuodewomenbuxin,chufeinirangnigegechulaibiaoyanyixia!”
“hahaha...takendingbugan!”
“xiaoxiaomizaichuiniu,lvelvelve......”
xiaoxiaominiezhequantou,luchuzijidexiaohuya,zhenxiangchuanguopingmuyaositamen。
“a,qisiwole,wobuhenimenhaole!”
baifengsikaozheyaobuyaobiaoyanyixia,xiaoyatouneiqihuhudemoyang,gujidaihuidouchibuxiajichile。
“haolehaole,buhetamenzhengle,womenzhidaozijilihaijiuxingle!”
xiaoxiaomiqishiyouxiexinxu,yinweitazhidaozijishuodeshijiade。
danshiba,weileweihubaifeng,shuoleyejiushuole。
xiaohaizima,xuduoshihoushuohuadoubuguonaozi。
“heng,zongyouyitianwohuizhengmingjinimenkan,wogegejiushihenlihai,huiwugongde!”
danmuziranyeyoufanbode,tamenguyishuofanhua,xiangbaxiaoxiaomidouku。
“bukeneng,jueduibukeneng!”
“nigegeyaoshihuiwugong,womingtianwasanjinnibachi!”
“nigegeyaoshihuiwugong,wojiuhuixianshu!”
tebieshineigejiao“yaoxiangxinguang-jiaozhu”de,tiaodezuihuan。
“nigeyaoshihuiwugong,woguixialaijiaotababa!zaishuaershigechaohuo!”
“zhendejiade?”yourenzhiyi。
“wojinduoduoshuodaozuodao!”yaoxiangxinguanghuifu。
“wojuedeyoukeneng...”
“我觉得没可能。”
“woshishuotayoukenengshuaershigechaohuo!”
“woshishuoxiaoxiaomigegemeikenenghuiwugong!”
众人正在激烈讨论。
waimian,yigedaizhekouzhaodenanrenzouzairenxingdaoshang,taxingsecongcong,shibushiwanghoumiankanyiyan,haosiganjueyourengenzongziji。
zhengzouzhe,tamengrantingzhu。
zaitaqianmian,youlianggerenzhengwangtazheilizoulai,suiranmianwubiaoqing,yemeikanta,querangtaliansedabian。
zuokanyoukan,faxianpangbianyouyijiadian,dianlihaiyouyigexiaohaiheyigenianqingren。
zoujindianlidenanrenjinrubaifengdeshixian,yejinrulexiaoxiaomidezhibojian。
立即就有人刷弹幕。
“laoban,lailiangjinmalaxiaolongxia!”
“wocaishiyidashenghao,yipanchaomifen!”
“guiche,shuobudingrenjiashigantuixiaode!”
baifengkanzhezheigenanren,yanjingmileqilai,tacongzheirenshenshangganshoudaoleyigufeitongxunchangdeqixi。
zheishihuodeneilizhihoucaiyongyoudenengli!
zheizhongqixirangtarumangzaibei,renbuzhuxiangyaotiaoqilaichuibaotadetou。
冷静!冷静!
我这是怎么了?
zheibuhuishiyongyouleneilidefuzuoyongba?
我成了暴力狂?
baifengqiangzhirangzijilengjingxialai,dantadeshixianyizhidouzaizheigenanrenshenshang。
“zheigenandeyaoganma?youbujiaochide。”
“renjiashuobudingjiushixiangjingjing!”
“wokanbushi,tazhijiezouguolaile,nikantadeyanshen......”
“tabashoubeidaohoumianle,tazainashenme?”
众人议论纷纷。
“gege,woyaoshangcesuo!”xiaoxiaomitiaoxiadengzi。
“wenlaobancesuozainalia......”baifengshuo。
“zhidaozhidao!”xiaoxiaomizhunbeiwanglimianzou。
neigenanrenjingzhizouguolai,tadeshoufangzaibeihou,conghoumianhuanhuanchouchule......
“刀!是刀!”
yongchaoqinghuazhideguanzhongkanqingchule。
“**,zenmeshidao,taxiangganma?”
“小心!”
zhibojianliyouguanzhongkanqingchule,xianchangdebaifengziranyekanqingchule。
nanrenchoudaoyaokanxiaoxiaomi!
taxiangyigenlixiandejiancuanlechuqu,yibiandexiaoxiaomizhiganjueyigeheiyingshanguo,gegejiubujianle。
erzhibojianlideguanzhongyezhishikandaoyidaoshenyingcuanlechulai。
“好快!”
“neishishenmea?buhuishijiasuleba!”
“nishibushisha,zheishizhibo!”
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震惊!妹妹吹过的牛皮都成真了