《zhenjing！meimeichuiguodeniupidouchengzhenle》zuoweihongchengdeyibuchuanyuezhongshengwen，wenzhangjiegouhenhao，qianyoufubihouyouzhaoying，renwudexingge、xingweihuolinghuoxian，siluxinqi，zhuyaojiangdeshi：danluozaiguanzhongdeyanli，quedouyiweitashizaishuoxiao。“nishuodewomenbuxin，chufeinirangnigegechulaibiaoyanyixia！”“hahaha...takendingbugan！”……
“ngla，laoma，nibukuishilaoshi，boxueduocai，jianduoshiguang，zheijiushikelejichi！”
baifengxinlishifengandong，laomahaishishihuode。
“ninini...nihaishidainimeimeichuquchiba，yihouqingyibuyaoxiachufangle。”
fangmeidehuarangbaifengleiliu。
能别这么欺负人吗？
zheimingmingjiushikelejichi！
“haolehaole，nibashoujijimeimei，wogentashuoliangju。”
baifengpiepiezui，bashoujidijixiaoxiaomi。
xiaoxiaomiyongleiwangwangdedayanjingkanzhebaifeng，jieguodianhua：“mama......”
“woyijingmaguogegele，nigegeyebushiguyide，xiangchikelejichiaranggegedainichuquchi！”
“好奥！”
“guaiguaide，mamawanshangxiakelejiuhuilaile。”
gualedianhua，xiaoxiaomicalecayanlei。
baifengwunaidebaguolidedongxidaodiao，shoushidongxi，daizhexiaoxiaomichumenchi。
“gege，bachongdianbaodaishang，jintianwohaiyaozhiboni！”xiaoxiaomishuodao。
“好。”
xiaoxiaomibushiyigequanzhizhubo，takaizhibojiushiweilehaowan，pidayidianhaizi，guolezheigeshujiajiushangyinianji，yihouhaishiyaoyixueyeweizhu。
yiqiantashengguodabing，youyiduanshijiandouzhinengdaizaijiali。
houlaiweiledafashijian，takaitonglezhibo。
dangshibaijianfangmeiyemeijujue，tamenyaoshangban，xiaoxiaomikaizhibo，tamenyekeyisuishizhidaotadedongxiang。
kaishimeishenmerenkan，xianzaiyouleyixiefensi，danyebuduo。
zhuyaoshimeiyouzibenyunying，suoyiyaobaohuojibenbukeneng。
buguotazuozhibobenlaijiushiweilehaowan。
baifenghuanlejianyifu，daizhexiaoxiaomichumen。
tamenzailouxiazhuanyouleyiquan，maikelejichidemeizhaodao，kanjianlemaixiaolongxiade...
“xiaoxiaomi，zanmenchixiaolongxiahaobuhao，buchikelejichile！”
他和小小米商量。
zhuyaoshitaxiangchi，yaoshixiaoxiaomiyexiangchi，neijiutaihaole。
“buyao，woyaochikelejichi，wohaimeiyouchiguoni！”xiaoxiaomiyaohuangzhenaodai。
“kelejichiyoushenmehaochide......xingxingxing，dainiquchikelejichi！”
shuozhe，talazhexiaoxiaomizoujinlemalaxiaolongxiadianli......
“laoban，liangjinmalaweidexiaolongxia，liangduikaojichibang，yidapingkele！”baifengshuodao。
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“gege，zheiliyoukelejichima？”xiaoxiaomibuquexindewen。
“niganggangmeitingdaowoshuoma？youkele，youjichi，kebujiushikelejichima。”
baifengfeichangkendingdeshuodao。
fanzhengxiaoxiaomiyemeichiguokelejichi，kaojichibangjiakele，dengyukelejichi......
xiaoxiaomidiandiantou，bazijishoujijiaqilai，kaishilezhibo。
“haloudajiaxiawuhao，wohuilaile！”
xiaoxiaomiyuzhibojianlideguanzhongdazhaohu。
shijishangxianzaijinlaidezhiyouneimejige，youyibanshijialideqinqi。
tamendoushifangguan，fanzhengmeishi，shibushikankanxiaoxiaomizhibo。
dantayeyoumoshengdefensi，jiejiefen，gegefen，mamafen......
fuwuyuanxianbayidapingkelenaleshanglai
“jintiangegedaiwochulaichikelejichi！nimenkan，zheishikele，jichidaihuierjiudaole！”
xiaoxiaomitianzhenwuxiedexiaozhe，tahaibuzhidaozijibeikengle。
zhibojianlidouzaifawenhao。
“zhen·kele·jichi！”
“kelejiajichidengyukelejichi！laopojiabingdengyulaopobing！”
“没有毛病！”
“xiaoxiaomibeigegekengle，neibushikelejichi！”
xiaoxiaomi“dundundun”heleyidabeikele，kandaotamenfadanmu，wenbaifeng：“gege，tamenshuoneibushikelejichi！”
“tamenzhidaoshenme？nandaoniningyuanxiangxinmoshengrenyebuxiangxingegele？”
baifengyibenzhengjingdeshuodao。
xiaoxiaomixianglexiang，shizheigedaoli：“ng，woxiangxinni！”
“？？？？”
“xiaoxiaominigepiannide！”
“zheigegoubi，zenmenenggoupianxiaomimeimeini！”
baifengyezaizhibojianli，kandaozheigemingjiao“yaoxiangxinguang”defayan，touxiangshigexiaopangzi，nianlingxianshiqisui。
xianzaideren，zenmedouxihuanyongxiaohaizitouxiang？
直接把他禁言了。
xiaoyanger，tayeshifangguan。
xiaoxiaomidegege：“zhibojianlibunengshuozanghua！”
“.........”
“jiunishitagea？chulaizouliangbu！”
“不当人子！”
“woyaohenijuedou，yinglexiaoxiaomishiwomeimei，jiaowogege！”
xiaoxiaomikanxuduorendouzaishuobaifeng，jimangchulaiweihu：“nimenbunengshuogege，taduiwokehaole，tacaibuhuipianwo！”
“a！xiaoxiaominibeipianle！”
“jiushijiushi，neigenbenbushikelejichi！”
“kelejichishiyongkelezhuchulaide！”
xiaoxiaomixianglexiang，yongkelezhujichi，shixiangzhiqiangegeguolineiyangdema？
那能吃吗？
肯定是在骗我！
“nimenbiexiangpianwo，kelejichijiushikelehekaojichi！”xiaoxiaomideyideshuo。
zhibojianlideguanzhongfeichangnanshou，tebieshineixiegegefen，chuixiongdunzu。
“gouzei，zenmerenxinpianzheimeshanliangdehaizi！”
“我要和你单挑！”
yifachaohuofeiguopingmu，xitongzidongganxie。
“ganxie‘qiuqiubiejinyanwole’songchudechaojihuojian！”
yifachaohuoyiqiankuai，yibanrenzhensongbuchu。
kandaochaohuofeiguo，baifenglengzhule。
tajidexiaoxiaomikaibozheimejiu，zhishoudaoguoeryimasongdeyibaikuaiqiandemofashu！
zheishidiyicishoudaochaohuo。
tazaikanzheimingzi，youxieguguai，dianjinquyikan……
jiushizhiqianneigexiaopangduntouxiang，nianlingxianshiqisui。
zhiqianjiaoyaoxiangxinguanglaizhe……
weilejiefengzhuanmenqugailemingzi？
这么有钱？
xiaoxiaomiyemeiyouganxieliwu，taconglaibushuo......
baifengxianglexiang，batajijiefengle，bingtixing：“buyaozaishuozanghua......”
yaoxiangxinguang：woyaohenidantiao......
tayoubamingzigaihuilaile......
yinianzhinenggaisanci，chaoguosancijiuyaohuaqian。
只能说有钱任性了！
xiaoxiaomikandaodanmu，wendao：“gege，dantiaoshishenmeyisi？”
baifengjieshi：“jiushidajia，tayaodanduhewodajia......”
tazhunbeijixiaoxiaomijieshiyixiazheishibuduide，gangxiangshuo，jiutingjianxiaoxiaomikaikoule。
xiaoxiaomi：“nibunenghegegedajia，wogegehuiwugongdeo，tahuitaijibaguawudiniuqichongtianquan！yigekeyidashijigehuairen！”
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