整个帝都的笑话
《整个帝都的笑话》 小说介绍
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《整个帝都的笑话》 第5章 宝宝要保不住了吗（2063字） 免费试读
“我为难她？”
ningzhizhijiejiuqixiaole，“niheibaibufen，shanglaijiuzhizewo，zenmebuwenwenningyanduiwoshuoleshenme？”
“ruguobushitajiaorouzuozuo，keyitiaoxin……”
“够了！”
jihanguangchushenghezhi，sishihenfanzaodeyangzi，taishourouleroumeixin。
“ningyanbuguanzenmeshuo，yeshinidemeimei，erqiehaidaizhebing，nizheigezuojiejiedeyingdangrangzheta。”
yijuhua，rangningzhidehuagengzaihoutou。
妹妹？多可笑……
“xiaosigerenle，haimeimeini！”
“nayoumeimeidangzhejiejiedemian，pazaijiefudexiongkou？buyaoliandehulijinghaichabuduo！”
ningzhimengdichaoshengyindelaichuwangguoqu，juranshilinqianqian，jifurendewaishengnv。
tabazhangdadelianshangdaizhemojing，zhiluchujingqiaodexiaba，lvlelv**lang，chaoningzhizouguolai。
jingguoningyandeshihou，haihenhendedengletayiyan。
jihanguangkandaota，youxiewunai，“qianqian，buyaoluanshuohua。”
zuoweilinjiadezhangshangmingzhu，xingzicongxiaojiujiaozong，jiulianjihanguangyenatameibanfa。
“biaoge，wonayouluanshuohua，mingmingjiushishishi。”
“genghekuang，yaoshiannishuodeneiyang，biaosaoshijiejie，haiyoujiaoxunmeimeideyiwuni。zheinvrenbabadepaodaobiaosaogenqianxuanyaotashizenmezhanyongniyiye，chaofengbiaosaodushoukongfang，yemeijianbiaosaochoutaerguanga！”
jihanguangmuguangweichen，pieleningyanyiyan，ningyanzhijiehuangle，“wo、womeiyoubiedeyisi，zhishidanxinjiejie……”
“danxinjiejiesuoyibajiejiedelaogongjiaoquzhaoguni？”
“ningyan，nisahuangzenmedoubudacaogaoni，zheihuashuojiguitingguidoubuxin！”
linqianqianyidunshuchuzhanlishizu，zhijiebaningzhijijingdaole。
taiqiangle，zheicaishizhenzhengdeduiren，zheicaishizhenzhengdedalao！
zizizhuji，zhizhongyaohai，baningyanduideliansecanbai，doushuobuchuhualai。
爽死了！
genlinqianqianbi，tajiushigecaiji！
ningzhikanzheta，manyandoushichongbai。
linqianqianmeitingxialai，duizhejihanguangjixudao：“biaogeniqianwanbiebeitajiguhuole。”
“zheijiushigexianpinaifuxinshubuzhengdebaijinnv，sannianqianxianqijijialuopo，paipai**jiupaole，rangzhenggejijiadoumengxiu，xianzaijianniquanshibirenyouhouhuile，yebuguannixianzaiyoufuzhifudeshenfenjiuwangshangtie，zhengjingnvrengenbenganbuchuzheishier。”
tapieleningzhiyiyan，buxiedepeilesheng，“**！”
ningyanyijingbeiduideshenzifadou，yaoyaoyuzhui。
“qianqian，buyaozaishuole。”
jihanguanghenshipibeideyangzi，yuqilidaizhejinggao，“ruguonibuxiangbeitingdiaoxinyongkadehua。”
林茜茜：“表哥！”
taqidesaibangziguqi，fule，danmeiwanquanfudeyangzi，zaineixiaoshengdigu。
“benlaijiushima，youbushimeidiemeima，quepianpianyaoniguoquqianzizhaogu，xiangshangweidexindoumingbaidaolianshangle。”
“yejiunimenzheixiedazhutizicaihuichizheitao。”
shuoba，tazhuaiqiningzhideshou，“biaosao，womenzou！”
“zheiliyiguzihulijingdesaoqi，wokuaibeixunsile。”
ningzhibeilinqianqianzhuaizhe，likailezheishifeizhidi。
yizhizoulehaoyuancaitingxialai，tahaishiyouxieqihuhude。
ningzhikanzheta，turanqianxiaoqilai。
gaodelinqianqianyitouwushui，“biaosao，nixiaoshenme？”
“nigangcaiduiningyandeyangzi，taisale。”
yibianshuozhe，chaotashuqimuzhi，“shuochulehaoduowobuganshuode，jianzhijiushinvxia。”
ziningyanhuilai，taguodejiuyouxiebiequ，zheicicaihanchanglinli。
linqianqianbeikuadeyouxiebuhaoyisile，bailebaishou，“haiya，zheiyoushenme。”
“ningyanneizhong**，goukanledoudeshangquyaoliangkou，genghekuangshiwoni。”
“buguo，biaogezhendehetajiuqingfuranleme？”
xiangbizhixia，zheicaishizhongdian。
jihanguangshigezhiaoderen，ruguotazhenderendingleningyan，buhuijiuzheimesuanlede。
ningzhilengbudingdebeiwendao，lengleyixia，caikusedediandiantou。
“ningyanganghuiguodeshihou，tajiugenwotichulelihun。”
“shenme？**a！！”
linqianqianzuanjinquantou，“tabanidangshenmele，zenmeshuoyeshisanniandefuqi，napashiamaoagou，sanniandeganqingyenanyigeshele，jieguotajiuzheimetichulihun？？”
“woqugaosuyimu，rangyimushoushita！”
linqianqianyouzhongnufachongguandeganjue，buguanbugujiuyaoquzhaojifurenjiefazheigezhanan，beiningzhijilazhule，“ni、nibiequ。”
“zheishierwomenshiteyimanzhemade，tashentibuhao，shoubule**，erqietashengrikuaidaole，bunengbeizheishihuailexinqing。”
linqianqianzhizhubuzi，fanzaodezhualezhuazijidetoufa，“neidaodigaizenmeban？wokebuxiangrangningyanneigehulijingdangwosaozi！”
ningzhidaizhekuxiao，tayouhechangxiangni？
youqishi，zaizhidaoleningyanyizhimaomingdingtitajiujihanguangzheijianshizhihou，xinyouwanzhongbugan……
kezuihou，tayezhinengyaoleyaotou，“meibanfa，zouyibukanyibuba。”
xianzaiduitaeryan，zuizhongyaodeshifuzhongdehaizi。
ningzhibashoudazaixiaofushang，zhenggerenfangfobeidushangleyicengrouguang。
tadehaizi，yidingyaopinganjiankangdelaidaozheishishang。
zhishi……qiguai，xiaofuyinyinyouguzhuitong，erqieyuelaiyuelihaile。
henkuai，ningzhijiubeitengdelenghanzhimao，gongzheshenzi。
duzidetongrangtaliansecanbai，chedihuangle。
宝宝……
tadebaobaoqianwanbuyaochushia……
pangbiandelinqianqianyegenzhehuangle，“biaosaonizenmele？biaosaonimeishiba？”
“你别吓我啊……”
“womashangquzhaobiaoge！”
kejihanguangdedianhua，zenmedoudabutong，haoburongyitongleyici，meidenglinqianqianshuochushiqing，tajiubeiningyandaizhejiaochendeshengyinjijiaoleguoqu。
“kee！”linqianqianjideyanleidouchulaile。
zhidaozuihou，jihanguangyemeilai，shijiuhuchebarenzaidaoleyiyuan。
gezhongjianchazhihou，ningzhibeisongjinbingfang。
tazhenggerenyijingxutuodeyangzi，danhaozaishengmingtizhengyijingpingwenxialai。
“nishijinqiqingxubodongtaida，yinqideyingjifanying，meiyoushenmedaai，xiuyangyizhenzijiuhaole。”
yishengzaibinglidanshangxielejitiao，duitazhutuodao：“jideyaobaochiyuyuedexinqing，jijileguancailiyushentihuifu。”
ningzhidiandiantou，“neiwodebaobao？”
“baobaomeishenmewenti，zhishimutideyingjifanying**daotale。”
“nideshentiruo，gengyaohaohaobaoyang，youqishiqiansangeyuebuyaozuoweixiandehuodong，zheiyangbaobaocaineng——”
bingfangmenturanbeidakai，jihanguangchenzhelianzoulejinlai。
wangyouzhishangyigengxindianping：chaojingcai，huoxushigangkanzheibenshudeshihoushicongzhongjiankanqilaide，suoyigangkanlaideshihouyouyixiechili，danshizuoweiyigelaoshuchongdewolaishuo，bibukeshaodejiushijianchijingshenle，yushijiuyukanyuerumile，zhibuguozuijingcaizuizhenhandedangranshidajiejule，duiyuwolaishuozhendeshiyigechaojidacaidan，rangwoxianzaiyijidongdexinzhandoudeshoulaipinglun！henyuanmandeyibenshu，zan！
wangyouzuimengjishidianping：zhendehenjiumeiyouwanwanquanquandezhuiyibenshule，zhendehenxihuanzuozhedexiezuofengge，keshizhendetainvele（gerenjuede）xinzangyoudianshoubule，monantaiduole，zhendeshiyiboweipingyiboyouqi，kankulewohaojici，kudeleiliumanmiande，zhendeshoubule，xiwanghuishigewanmeidejieju，zhenxinxiwang！