整个帝都的笑话钱满满-著

小说简介

zuijinhenduowangyouduixiaoshuo《zhenggedidoudexiaohua》dehouxufeichangganxingqu，benwenshiyibenhaomenzongcaiwen，zhujiaoningzhijihanguangyanyidejuqingzhonghangaileduozhongyuansu，dashen“qianmanman”chuangzuodezhuyaoneirongyou：jihanguangchushenghezhi，sishihenfanzaodeyangzi，taishourouleroumeixin。“ningyanbuguanzenmeshuo，yeshinidemeimei，erqiehaidaizhebing，nizheigezuojiejiedeyingdangrangzhe…………

精彩章节

“suoyi，niburangningyanpeiniqu，jiushiyinweitameiyoujitaitaideshenfenshime？”

而不是他不想。

ningzhiyuexiang，yuejuedefengci。

“neiqishiyemeisuoweile，fanzhengjitaitaizheigeweizhi，woyezuobuleduojiule，burunixianlazhexinrenguoqu，jidajiahungelianshu，shengdedaoshihouzaijieshao。”

jihanguangzhizhubuzi，huitoukanzheta，yanjinglimiandaizheweiweiyunnu。

“ningzhi，nifeiyaorewoshengqishibushi？”

“neiwogaosuni，jitaitaizhiyouyige，suoyizheicideyanhui，bixushinipeiwo。”

ningzhidunledun，“xiangrangwodayingniyexing，danninengbunengyedayingwoyigeyaoqiu。”

“什么？”

“canjiawanzheicideyanhui，jiupeiwoqubanlihunba。”

tafangfoshiyongjinlequanshendeliqi，caishuochulaizheijuhua。

tashizhendeleile，buxiangzaizheiduanmeiyoujieguodeguanxilikukuzhengzhale。

suoyi，jiurangyiqiedoujieshuba……

jihanguangtingdaozheihua，lianshangbiaoqingshuadelenglexialai，“bienao。”

takaikou，benxiangzaishuoxieshenme，quekandaoningzhirenzhenyouzhengzhongdeshense，yishijian，neixiehuadougengzaihoutou，zhenggerenshunjianbianwuli。

“你真的想离婚？”

“nijiuneimebuxianghewozaiyiqi？”

ningzhizheiyicimeiyoushanduo，kanzhetadeyanshen，zhongzhongdedianlediantou。

jihanguangmengranzuanjinquantou，sishixinyoubugan，queyezhinengyiziyijudao：“hao，jirannizheimexianglihun，neijiuli。”

“wanyanzhihou，wopeiniqubanshouxu。”

ningzhigouqichunjiao，daoleju“duoxie。”

季寒光愤愤的上楼。

diertianbangwan，ningzhihuanshanglelifu，xiangzhezheidagaishitazuihouyiciyijitaitaideshenfenchuxianzaigongzhongmianqian，haijingxindabanleyifan。

tayixishenlansedefashizhangqun，meiliyouyouya，toufajuanchengganghaodehudubanwanqilai，youjilvfasichuiluozaijiantou，banyanzhusuogu，erchuishangdezhenzhuerhuanzaidengguangdezhaoshexia，fachuwenrundeguangmang。

jihanguangkandaoningzhideshihou，zhengleyixia。

tayizhizhidaoningzhishihenpiaoliangde，danshixianzaideningzhifangfojiletalingyizhongganjue。

yanqianzheigenvrengaoguibukexiedu，haoxiangyouhuidaoledaxueshihou，neigeshourenjingyangdedatiqinnvshen。

ningzhidaoshimeizaiyidaotazhenglengdemoyang，tasuoyoudezhuyilidoufangzailejiaoxia。

weilepeihewanlifu，tachuanleyishuanggaogenxie，gujiduzilidebaobao，tazoudegewaixiaoxin，danshicongloutishangzouxiaquhaishibuxiaodetiaozhan。

jiuzainingzhixiaoxinyiyideshihou，shenbianturanluolegerenying。

jihanguangqingqingdezhuazhutadeshou，dazaizijideshoubeishang，“fuwenle。”

ningzhijiangleyishun，diandiantou，youjihanguangzai，taguoranwendanglehenduo。

buguoliangrenzhijiandeqifen，yijiushitouzheganga，chucizhiwai，yilushangdoumeiyoujiaoliu。

zhongyudaolecishanwanyandehuichang。

jihanguangdedaolaiyinqilebushaohongdong，youqi，tajuranhaidaizheningzhi。

yaozhidao，jihanguanghezheiweitijiafurenshibiaomianfuqizheijianshi，zaididouyijingshigongkaidemimile，jihanguangyiwangchuxishenmehuodongdoubuhuidainingzhide，xianzaiqueyifanchangtai，zheishiyaoganma？

buguo，digusuidigu，bufangaitamenjingtanyuningzhidemeimao。

gengyoushenzhe，yixienaozilinghuodemapijingyijingyingleshangqu，duitamenfufulianggejinxingsanbailiushiduwusijiaodekuazan。

jihanguangduineixiehuabuganmao，danhaoxiangkuaningzhideshihou，tahaitingshouyong？

“jiuyangjitaitaidedaming，jintianzhongyujiandaole，guoranruchuanshuozhongyiban，shigexiannvjibiederenwu！”

“wonverjiuzaididoudaxueyinlexueyuan，yizhigenwojiangningzhishijiedeshiqingni，shuoshijimeimaohecaihuayuyishen，taxingrongdeguoranmeicuo。”

ningzhibeiweizhekuazhang，jiongpodeliandoutonghong，gangadebuzhidaogaiganshahao，daoshipangbiandejihanguangtingzhezheixie，zuijiaofengkuangshangyang，“woyejuede。”

ningzhiyangzhuangyunnu，dengletayiyan，queyoutingdaoneixierenshuo：

“jitaitaibushiyinlexueyuandegaocaishengme，jintiandepaimaihuanjie，haoxiangjiushiyouyigegudongdatiqin，yonglaipeijitaitaishizuiheshibuguole。”

大提琴么？

ningzhibeigouqilexingqu，pangbiandejihanguangquemeiyouzuosheng。

canyuwanyandezhongzhongrenlimian，yeyouduitabuxieyigude。

mougefeihongsedeshenyingshounazhexiangbin，lveguotadeshenbian，qingpiaopiaodeluoleju。

“bujiushiyigetijiademe，youshenmehaoshenqide。”

“haizhuangchuyifukangliqingshendemoyang，zhenshilingrenzuoou。”

ningzhihuitouwangzheta，guazilian，jianxiaba，**langquandouchuizaiyicedejiantou，tayixinengfenbianchuzheishizhanghenshuxidelian。

“在看什么？”

jihanguangdeshengyinluolexialai，ningzhiganjinshouhuishixian，yaoleyaotou，“meikanshenme。”

henkuai，cishanpaimaijiukaishile。

jingguojigechangguidepaimaipinhou，zhongyudaoledatiqindehuanjie。

ningzhikanzhedatiqinbeinachulai，jidongdezuanjinleshoulidejiaohaopai，haibuzijuedetanzhangleboziqukan。

youqishijingguopaimairenyuandeyifanjieshaozhihou，tagengjidongle。

zhendeshijipindatiqina，yangshigudian，yinsechunhou，zuizhongyaodeshi，tashichuzimingjiazhishou！

taihaokanle！tayidingdaopaixiazheijiadatiqin！

“zheijiadatiqin，qipaijiabashiwan，zhengshikaipai！”

yichuixiaquzhihou，paimaizhengshikaishi，ningzhiganjinjuqishouzhongdepaizigangxiangyaojiaojia，meixiangdaotadeqianmianjuranyourenlvxianjiaodaoleyibaiwan。

juranhaishineigechuanzhefeihongseyangzhuangdenvren。

buguo，ningzhimeiyoutuisuo，ershijinjiezhejiaochuleyibaiershiwandejiage。

“hao，yibaiershiwanyici，yibaiershiwanliangci……”

“两百万！”

yijiushineigenvrenzaihetaduikang，ningzhiniezhehaomapai，tingdaozhoubiandeqieqiesiyu，“kanyangzi，qianyuanduizheigedatiqinshishizaibidelea，juranshedechuzheimegaodejiage。”

“feihua，renjiakeshizhuanyededatiqinyanzoujia，haishishouxini，zaiguoneiwaidouxiaoyoumingqide，ziranduizheizhonghaoqinmeiyoudikangli。”

“danshijitaitaizheibiancailiyeburongxiaoqua，jiukanshebushedele……”

neigenvren，juranshizhiyededatiqinyanzoujiame。

guaibudetakanzheyouxieyanshu，gujishiyiqianbisaideshihou，tadeshouxiabaijiang。

ningzhijuqishouzhongdehaomapai，“sanbaiwan。”

yigedatiqineryi，sanbaiwandejiageyijingshitianjiale，zhouzaoderendoufenfendaoxiyikoulengqi。