《直播算命被打假,水友送我三等功》 小说介绍
remenxiaoshuozhibosuanmingbeidajia,shuiyousongwosandenggongzhujiaoshisuhanligang,gaixiaoshuoqingjieyinrenrusheng,shiyibuhenhaokandexiaoshuo。jingcaineirongtuijian:liergouxiayishidekanxiangtiankong,zhijianyipianbinglengdexuehuaganghaoluozaizijidelianshang,“si...haobing...dengdeng,xiaxuele……
《直播算命被打假,水友送我三等功》 第5章 免费试读
抽奖开启。
zhibojianlimianmanpingdeliwu。
wufenzhongdeshijianzhayanjiuguoqule。
henkuaiyiweimingwei“woxiangshangxue”deshuiyouchengweilexingyuner。
suhanyaoqingduifangshangmai,tongshixiaodao:“zheiweishuiyoukaishipinba。”
镜头开启。
yiweimianshoujihuangdeshaonianchuxianzaitademianqian。
buguo,shuoshishaonianqishiburushuohaizigengweizhunqueyixie。
yinweilimingshizaitaishoule,shenzhidouyouxieyingyangbuliang。
kandaozijichengweixingyuner。
limingjidongdezhuantoushuodao:“die...wozhongle,wozhongle..ni.kuailaia,zheiliyougeshensuandashi!nirangtasuansuanzanmenjiashenmeshihoufacai,wozhendebuxiangdagongle,woxiangqushangxue...”
“dashi?shenmedashinengrangwofacai...”
liergoutingdaoerzidehua,lianmanglaidaolejingtoumianqian。
xiangbiqishencaishouruodeliming。
zheigenanrenxiangdangdeheipang,gujitizhongdouyouliangbaijin。
zhibojiandeshuiyoumenkandaozheiyipangyishouliangfuzi,danmuzhongdezhiyishengfeichangduo。
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【erzishoudegengehouyiyang,dangdiedezheimepang,zheitamashiqindie?】
【qiangliehuaiyizheihaiziyingyangbuliang!!!】
【buhuishibeiguaimaideba?】
【butaixiang,haihanzhedieni。】
【zheihaizibuhuishibeibeinvedaileba,nimenkan...neihaizigeboshanghaiyoushanghenni,budui...yekenengshichuqudagongshoushangde。】
【zheimexiaojiuqudagonga,dangdiedeshigeren?】
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镜头外。
limingxiangfuqinjiangqingchuleshiqingdejingguo。
liergouyanqianyiliang,lianmangpaodaojingtouqianduizhesuhanwendao:“dashi,nizhendeshenmeshiqingdounengsuandao?ruguosuanbudaodehua,nipei3000dami?”
zijizhengchoumeiqianhejiuni。
jintianpengdaoyigeshengunkezhenburongyi。
zhiyuerzizuilisuoweideshensuan。
那都是一个屁。
taliergouyaosuandedongxikemeineimejiandan。
suhanyitingzheihua,dunshijiumingbainanrenshilaizhaochapengcide,yushixiaozheshuo:“dangran,shenmeshiqingdoukeyisuan。buguo,yinweishixiangmiansuanming,suoyiwosuandeshiqingbixuyaogenniyouguan。”
“haiyou,wozaisuanmingzhiqian。yaoxianshuoyishuoniguowangdeshiqing,buranwoshuochulaidejieguo,niquanbudoubuchengren,neiyemeibanfajinxing..”
“停停停...”
liergoudaduanlesuhandehua,shougonghuodao:“nixiangzenmeshuojiuzenmeshuoba,fanzhengwoyaosuandeshiqingbuyiban,nizhunbeihao3000kuaiqianjiuxing。”
kandaoliergourucidemeiyousuzhi,shuiyoumendunganexin。
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【meijianguozheimejiaoyangderen,lianzunzhongrendoubuzhidao。】
【kandechulaitahenxiangpengci,buguo...hehe,zanmendashipapengci?】
【woganjuezheierzibushiqinshengde,buranzenmekenengbujifanchi?】
...
suhanbeidaduanhou,sihaobushengqi,faneryilianpingjingdejiangshuqilai。
“jintianxiawudeshihou,niduboshuguangleerzizuijinzhuandaodeqian,yuanbenzheibiqianshihuyouhaiziyaozhunbeijizhuyuandelaoposongqu,jieguoniquexiangkaozhezheibiqianyinghuigengduo。
yushihu,xiawudeshihoushudeyiganerjing。
xinqingfanzaodeni,zhinengbianmaileerzideshuben,huanlejipingliezhidejiushui。
nigangganghejiudeshihouquebeierzidarao,yuanbenxiangjitalaiyidunqipilang,faxieyixiaxintoudebuman。
kedangnitingdaoerzishuodashinengfacaideshihou,zheicaifangxiajiaoxuntadexinsi,woshuodeduibudui?”
“shunbianyiti,niqipianzheihaizi,laoposhiyinweibeirenzhuanglecaizhuyuande。keshijishangshinineitianxiangtounazoulaopozangqilaidejinyinshoushizhunbeiqudubo。”
“beifaxianzhihounilaopoquannibiedule,shuozheixiejinyinshiliuzhejihaizishangxueyongde,jieguoquebeinaoxiuchengnudenidachengzhongshang。”
zhenggezhibojianzaoyimashengyipian。
dajiazuikaishiyiwei,zheizhishiyigepinkudejiating,zuiduodangdiedeyouxiequede。
shenzhihaiyourenhuaiyierzibushiqinshengde。
kedangshuiyoumentinglesuhandejiangshu,zheicaimingbailiergoushiyouduomedesangxinbingkuang。
qianglaopodeshoushiqudubo,renjiabujiyushibalaopodadequleyiyuan。
kuangpianerziyaojilaopozhibing,jieguoquebazhuanlaideqianjixunaqudubo。
简直是丧心病狂。
【cao...jianguochushengde,meiyoujianguozheimechushengdedongxi,yuanbenwohaiyiweitaerzishiyinweijialimeiqiancaihuizheimedeshouruo,ganqingqiandoubeinaqudubole。】
【zheizhongliangxinbeigouchilededongxizenmehaibubeizhuaqilaia???】
【dugoubudehaosi!!!】
【xintengtalaopogenhaizia。】
……
现场。
李二狗也愣住了。
tameixiangdaozheidashihaizhenyoubenshi,jingranbazuijinfashengdeshiqingdoushuoderucixiangxi。
“ba...mamashibeinidadequleyiyuan?bushiwangbobodesanlunchedezhuangde...ni...nipianwo...”
“piannishenme?neishineige**zijibujiandian,chengtianheneixingdelalacheche,laozishoushitaneishijitazhangdianjixing!nigeguawazidongshenme,ruguonidiejintianyingle,zanmenqibushichixiangdehelade。”
liergoudengleyiyanhaizi,dunshibaliminghedeyiduosuo。
tamingbaizijiyaoshizaiganduozui。
肯定免不了要挨打。
keshixiangqizhuyuandemama,liminghaishirenbuzhukuleqilai。
suhanlenglengdeyixiao,fanbodao:“wokanbuduiba,liergou...nilaopoheneiwanghaizhisuoyilalacheche,haibushiniqianleduifangsanwankuaiqian,yinweihaibuqierqiangxingbalaopoguanzuijiduifangshuile?
shihouhaizhaorenjiayaolewuqiankuaiqian。
dangran,zheiwuqiankuaiqianniyemeijilaopo,fanerzijiquduqiushule。
shihounibianbenjiali,zhengtianmazijidelaopobujiandian,xiangyaorangtamaishenjinizhuanqian。
neiwanghaihenilaopozoudejin,zhishixiangrangduifangtuolikuhaibale,renjiakemeiyoutantunilaopodexinsi。”
水友:???
shijieshanghaiyouzheizhonglanren?
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【jintianzhenshikaileyan,yiqianzheizhongshiqing,zuiduodoushizaiwangshangkandaodeduanzi,jintianzenmelaizhende?】
【haizhenyoujizijidaimaozidea,zheirenzhenbushigedongxi。】
【zheiyijingshizhapianleba?nengbunengbaojingjitazhuaqilai,buranzheihaizihenvrentaikelianle。】
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raoshiliergouhoulianpi,cikeyechedirenbuzhule。
“neishilaoziyunqibuhao,neitianzhiyaozailaiyibajiuyingle。”
“haiyou,nizheigegoupidashizenmezhengtianjiuzhidaobangzheneige**shuohua,laoziyaosuanming...suanbuzhunnijiuyaojiqian!!!”
“haiyouwomenjiadeshiqing,lunbudaonimenwairenlaiguan。”
suhanjiantasipolianpang,lengxiaozhedao:“nishibushixiangsuanjintianjidianjifenjimiaoxiaxue?”
“dui!niyaoshiyoubenshi,neijiujilaozisuanyixia,yaoshisuanbuzhunjiujilaozipeiqian。nibushishuogenwoyouguanme?laozixianzaijiunazheshoujiquyuanzilimian,nilaisuanba...”
liergouyijingjiatusibile。
congkaishideshihou,tajiuzaixiangzheigeshiqing。
算什么能稳赚不赔。
zuizhong,taxiangqilexinwendetianqiyubao。
今天有小雪。
neizijijiusuanjidianjifenjimiaoxiaxue。
如此一来。
napadashizhendeyoubenshi,yegenbensuanbuchulai!
yaoshiyoulezheisanqian,zijijiuyoukeyiquduyibale。
daoshihousanqianbiansanwan,ranhouzaizhuangesanshiwan,bazheijinianshudeqianquanbuyinghuilai。
直播算命被打假,水友送我三等功