zhimingzuojiaqingcheliulixuebianxiede《zhibosuanmingbeidajia，shuiyousongwosandenggong》，shiyibudoushishenghuowen，shuzhongjiangshulenannvzhujiaowensuhanligangzhijiandeganqinggushi，xiangxineirongjieshao：“yushizaichengniandeshihou，yinweixianmugongyouyijiaxingfuhemu，yushizaiyigeyuye，xiadumouhaileduifangyijiawukou...”……
抽奖开启。
zhibojianlimianmanpingdeliwu。
wufenzhongdeshijianzhayanjiuguoqule。
henkuaiyiweimingwei“woxiangshangxue”deshuiyouchengweilexingyuner。
suhanyaoqingduifangshangmai，tongshixiaodao：“zheiweishuiyoukaishipinba。”
镜头开启。
yiweimianshoujihuangdeshaonianchuxianzaitademianqian。
buguo，shuoshishaonianqishiburushuohaizigengweizhunqueyixie。
yinweilimingshizaitaishoule，shenzhidouyouxieyingyangbuliang。
kandaozijichengweixingyuner。
limingjidongdezhuantoushuodao：“die...wozhongle，wozhongle..ni.kuailaia，zheiliyougeshensuandashi！nirangtasuansuanzanmenjiashenmeshihoufacai，wozhendebuxiangdagongle，woxiangqushangxue...”
“dashi？shenmedashinengrangwofacai...”
liergoutingdaoerzidehua，lianmanglaidaolejingtoumianqian。
xiangbiqishencaishouruodeliming。
zheigenanrenxiangdangdeheipang，gujitizhongdouyouliangbaijin。
zhibojiandeshuiyoumenkandaozheiyipangyishouliangfuzi，danmuzhongdezhiyishengfeichangduo。
...
【erzishoudegengehouyiyang，dangdiedezheimepang，zheitamashiqindie？】
【qiangliehuaiyizheihaiziyingyangbuliang！！！】
【buhuishibeiguaimaideba？】
【butaixiang，haihanzhedieni。】
【zheihaizibuhuishibeibeinvedaileba，nimenkan...neihaizigeboshanghaiyoushanghenni，budui...yekenengshichuqudagongshoushangde。】
【zheimexiaojiuqudagonga，dangdiedeshigeren？】
...
镜头外。
limingxiangfuqinjiangqingchuleshiqingdejingguo。
liergouyanqianyiliang，lianmangpaodaojingtouqianduizhesuhanwendao：“dashi，nizhendeshenmeshiqingdounengsuandao？ruguosuanbudaodehua，nipei3000dami？”
zijizhengchoumeiqianhejiuni。
jintianpengdaoyigeshengunkezhenburongyi。
zhiyuerzizuilisuoweideshensuan。
那都是一个屁。
taliergouyaosuandedongxikemeineimejiandan。
suhanyitingzheihua，dunshijiumingbainanrenshilaizhaochapengcide，yushixiaozheshuo：“dangran，shenmeshiqingdoukeyisuan。buguo，yinweishixiangmiansuanming，suoyiwosuandeshiqingbixuyaogenniyouguan。”
“haiyou，wozaisuanmingzhiqian。yaoxianshuoyishuoniguowangdeshiqing，buranwoshuochulaidejieguo，niquanbudoubuchengren，neiyemeibanfajinxing..”
“停停停...”
liergoudaduanlesuhandehua，shougonghuodao：“nixiangzenmeshuojiuzenmeshuoba，fanzhengwoyaosuandeshiqingbuyiban，nizhunbeihao3000kuaiqianjiuxing。”
kandaoliergourucidemeiyousuzhi，shuiyoumendunganexin。
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【meijianguozheimejiaoyangderen，lianzunzhongrendoubuzhidao。】
【kandechulaitahenxiangpengci，buguo...hehe，zanmendashipapengci？】
【woganjuezheierzibushiqinshengde，buranzenmekenengbujifanchi？】
...
suhanbeidaduanhou，sihaobushengqi，faneryilianpingjingdejiangshuqilai。
“jintianxiawudeshihou，niduboshuguangleerzizuijinzhuandaodeqian，yuanbenzheibiqianshihuyouhaiziyaozhunbeijizhuyuandelaoposongqu，jieguoniquexiangkaozhezheibiqianyinghuigengduo。
yushihu，xiawudeshihoushudeyiganerjing。
xinqingfanzaodeni，zhinengbianmaileerzideshuben，huanlejipingliezhidejiushui。
nigangganghejiudeshihouquebeierzidarao，yuanbenxiangjitalaiyidunqipilang，faxieyixiaxintoudebuman。
kedangnitingdaoerzishuodashinengfacaideshihou，zheicaifangxiajiaoxuntadexinsi，woshuodeduibudui？”
“shunbianyiti，niqipianzheihaizi，laoposhiyinweibeirenzhuanglecaizhuyuande。keshijishangshinineitianxiangtounazoulaopozangqilaidejinyinshoushizhunbeiqudubo。”
“beifaxianzhihounilaopoquannibiedule，shuozheixiejinyinshiliuzhejihaizishangxueyongde，jieguoquebeinaoxiuchengnudenidachengzhongshang。”
zhenggezhibojianzaoyimashengyipian。
dajiazuikaishiyiwei，zheizhishiyigepinkudejiating，zuiduodangdiedeyouxiequede。
shenzhihaiyourenhuaiyierzibushiqinshengde。
kedangshuiyoumentinglesuhandejiangshu，zheicaimingbailiergoushiyouduomedesangxinbingkuang。
qianglaopodeshoushiqudubo，renjiabujiyushibalaopodadequleyiyuan。
kuangpianerziyaojilaopozhibing，jieguoquebazhuanlaideqianjixunaqudubo。
简直是丧心病狂。
【cao...jianguochushengde，meiyoujianguozheimechushengdedongxi，yuanbenwohaiyiweitaerzishiyinweijialimeiqiancaihuizheimedeshouruo，ganqingqiandoubeinaqudubole。】
【zheizhongliangxinbeigouchilededongxizenmehaibubeizhuaqilaia？？？】
【dugoubudehaosi！！！】
【xintengtalaopogenhaizia。】
……
现场。
李二狗也愣住了。
tameixiangdaozheidashihaizhenyoubenshi，jingranbazuijinfashengdeshiqingdoushuoderucixiangxi。
“ba...mamashibeinidadequleyiyuan？bushiwangbobodesanlunchedezhuangde...ni...nipianwo...”
“piannishenme？neishineige**zijibujiandian，chengtianheneixingdelalacheche，laozishoushitaneishijitazhangdianjixing！nigeguawazidongshenme，ruguonidiejintianyingle，zanmenqibushichixiangdehelade。”
liergoudengleyiyanhaizi，dunshibaliminghedeyiduosuo。
tamingbaizijiyaoshizaiganduozui。
肯定免不了要挨打。
keshixiangqizhuyuandemama，liminghaishirenbuzhukuleqilai。
suhanlenglengdeyixiao，fanbodao：“wokanbuduiba，liergou...nilaopoheneiwanghaizhisuoyilalacheche，haibushiniqianleduifangsanwankuaiqian，yinweihaibuqierqiangxingbalaopoguanzuijiduifangshuile？
shihouhaizhaorenjiayaolewuqiankuaiqian。
dangran，zheiwuqiankuaiqianniyemeijilaopo，fanerzijiquduqiushule。
shihounibianbenjiali，zhengtianmazijidelaopobujiandian，xiangyaorangtamaishenjinizhuanqian。
neiwanghaihenilaopozoudejin，zhishixiangrangduifangtuolikuhaibale，renjiakemeiyoutantunilaopodexinsi。”
水友：？？？
shijieshanghaiyouzheizhonglanren？
...
【jintianzhenshikaileyan，yiqianzheizhongshiqing，zuiduodoushizaiwangshangkandaodeduanzi，jintianzenmelaizhende？】
【haizhenyoujizijidaimaozidea，zheirenzhenbushigedongxi。】
【zheiyijingshizhapianleba？nengbunengbaojingjitazhuaqilai，buranzheihaizihenvrentaikelianle。】
...
raoshiliergouhoulianpi，cikeyechedirenbuzhule。
“neishilaoziyunqibuhao，neitianzhiyaozailaiyibajiuyingle。”
“haiyou，nizheigegoupidashizenmezhengtianjiuzhidaobangzheneige**shuohua，laoziyaosuanming...suanbuzhunnijiuyaojiqian！！！”
“haiyouwomenjiadeshiqing，lunbudaonimenwairenlaiguan。”
suhanjiantasipolianpang，lengxiaozhedao：“nishibushixiangsuanjintianjidianjifenjimiaoxiaxue？”
“dui！niyaoshiyoubenshi，neijiujilaozisuanyixia，yaoshisuanbuzhunjiujilaozipeiqian。nibushishuogenwoyouguanme？laozixianzaijiunazheshoujiquyuanzilimian，nilaisuanba...”
liergouyijingjiatusibile。
congkaishideshihou，tajiuzaixiangzheigeshiqing。
算什么能稳赚不赔。
zuizhong，taxiangqilexinwendetianqiyubao。
今天有小雪。
neizijijiusuanjidianjifenjimiaoxiaxue。
如此一来。
napadashizhendeyoubenshi，yegenbensuanbuchulai！
yaoshiyoulezheisanqian，zijijiuyoukeyiquduyibale。
daoshihousanqianbiansanwan，ranhouzaizhuangesanshiwan，bazheijinianshudeqianquanbuyinghuilai。
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