《一觉起来成为世界最后的精神小伙》 小说介绍
reduyizhibujiandeyanqingxiaoshuo《yijueqilaichengweishijiezuihoudejingshenxiaohuo》,shuzhongdaibiaorenwuyouzhaoranzouxiaolu,jiangshuyiduanchanmianfeicedeaiqinggushi。shizhimingdada“daidaizizi”derexiaozuopinzhiyi,chunjingwuguanggaobanyuedutiyanjijia,zhuyaojiangshudeshi:shenmenimenjuranshuodoudouxiehenshishang?zheibushihuashou,shi——jielvxingshoushibiaoyanxue?1,wojiaolinhao,shiyigejingshenxiaohuoer。shuaideneizhong。woyiweiwozheibeizi……
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yijueqilai,quanqiujingshenxiaohuoerxiajiangbaifenzhibabai,wojuranchengleshijiezuihoudejingshenxiaohuo。
shenmenimenjuranshuodoudouxiehenshishang?zheibushihuashou,shi——jielvxingshoushibiaoyanxue?1,wojiaolinhao,
shiyigejingshenxiaohuoer。shuaideneizhong。woyiweiwozheibeizidouhuizaichaohaizhenduguo,peibanwodezhiyouguihuomotuo。
meixiangdaomoutianjiuleyigeluoshuidelaonainaizhihou,yiqiejiubianle。dangtianwanshangwozuolegemeng,
laonainaiquanshenjinguang,duiwoshuohua[xingyundenianqingren,
nijiuwodeshihoudiaodeshijintuoxiehaishiyintuoxie]woyitingjiuzhale,benzunneichaoliucaisesuliaodongdongtuoxie,
shizheixieyongzhisufennengbinidema?meixiangdaolaotaikuawochengshi,ranhourangwoxuyigeyuanwang。woxianglexiang,
ranhoushuoxiwangzheigeshijienenggenghuanyingjingshenxiaohuoyidian。laotaigaosuwo,
congjintiankaishiquanshijiejingshenxiaohuoerzhilixiajianglebaifenzhibabai,yucitongshi,
shijieduijingshenxiaohuodehuanyingchengdushangshengbaifenzhibabaiwoqishibutaidongshishenmeyisi,
benzundeshuxuezuigaokaoguoershijiufen。gangxiangwen,youhunshuiguoqu。2,zuotianwanshangmangzhejiulaotaitai,
guihuodouwanglekaihuilaile。zhinengzouquxuexiaole,benzunbujideshuaileyixiaxijiejingxiguodetoufa,jiuchumenle。
yichumen,wojiuganjuebuduiweierle,zhenshangneiqunjingshenxiaohuoerzenmebujianle?
dajiadoushuzhezhongguizhongjudefaxing,zuiguofenyebuguojiushizhongfen。wozheidingqicailiulitiaoranhuangmaoyouqireyan。
butingdiyoulurenduiwoxingzhumuli。wotingdaotamenqieqiesiyu。[toufashikeyiransedema?
huibuhuizhongdu][woconglaimeiyoujianguozheimejinshendeyifu,haishichunhongsede,taidadantaiqianwei,
]wowenyanzuijiaoluchuyimoqingmiedexiaorong,zhankaixiongqiandelogojitamenkan。[zheishiziwangzhanfu,chaopai,
jigejizhule]daolexiaomenkou,xiongdimenchongwozhaoshou,wobuyoudezhoulezhoumei。
wodexuanhuozhanwutuanzheishizenmele?woneixiexiongdizenmeyigegedoulizhezhongguizhongjudexiguatou,
huozheshanggeshijidefeijitou。tamenshenshangdewenshenyebianchenglecaibihuadehaimianbaobaohecaihong,
huozhe[chaoku][jingzi][shuaidaile]zheixietuqidebiaoyu。wobeitamentudaole,youdianexin,
fueshiyitamenxianzou。woxiangjingyijingxiaoxiangziyudaolewodefaxiaozouxiaolu。zhengzaibeixiaobaweixie。3,
xiangdaozouxiaolu,wojiubuyoudesishiwudujiaoyangwangtiankong,zhangtanyisheng[dianxianganziladexianneimeduo,
yelabuhuiyuanfangdeni]cengjiheshi,zouxiaolugenwokeshitongshuaiyitiaobitideqinmiguanxi。rujintachengjihaole,
jiuhenjiudoumeiyoulicaiguowole。wozouguoxiaoxiangdetuzhong,kandaotabeiyigeshenshangwenzhemilaoshudedagaoge,
yejiushiwomenxuexiaodexiaobaduzaixiangzizuilimian。[bage,woyaoqushangxuee^]faxiaozouxiaolunuonuodekaikou。
xiaobaqiazhewofaxiaodexiaba,shenqingdetuleyikouyan。[gedeyankeyiqia,jiukeyijie,
danzhiyaonihanwoyishengge,woxinlideyanyibeizidoumiebule。]wobuxiedepeileyisheng,
zheishishenmeyeyenainaifanchuguodeqinghua。xiaobachajuedaolewodecunzai,niuguotouehenhendewangzhewo。
[nishishenmedongxi?][bage,zheijiushiwoneigefaxiao,yizhichanzhewodeneige][haogoubudangdao,
ganjingun]xiaobadaliangleyixiawo,ranhoubuxiedehuishou。woquekuiranbudong。zouxiaolushigehaoxuesheng,
meiyourenkeyiyingxiangtazouxiangjingdadedaolu,woqixueshangyong,zhijiechongleshangqu。[tashuoyaoqushangke,
nitingbujianma?]woangtouwangzhexiaoba[xiongdibiezitaokuchi]xiaobaqingmiedechuileyishengkoushao。
qibagefeijitouxiongdibuzhidaocongnalicuanchulaiweizhulewo。wandan。rensongqibusong,
wohuranxiangdaozuotianzaiwangshangshuadaodezhibo,shuangshouzhitiandashengnianlechulaijizijiguqi,[jingleizheitongtianxiuwei,
tiantadixianzijinchui,wuyunwochichengshachanghuxiaoyanyudun!]woxiwangzijijishibeizou,
yenengzaizouxiaomanxinzhongliuxiayigeshuaiqideshenying。sheizhidaoneiqunbulianglengle,tingxialejiaobu。[douzenmele?
shanga!]xiaobacuicu。[ge,tashuodehaoxiangshiheishehuideheihua][shenme?][haoxiangzhendeshi,
buranzenmehuizheimeyoujiezou,zheimeqishibangboa!][buhuidaoshangshenmeyouminghaodeba!
]xiaobayenabuzhunzhuyile,[nishuodezijinchuishishenmeyisi]woguzuogaoshendeshuaifeiliuhai,
[woxiangnizuihaobuyaozhidao]yinweiwoyebuzhidao。zaitafanyingguolaizhiqian,woyibalaguofaxiaowangxuexiaozou。
daoxiaomenkoudeshihou,tamengdishuaikaiwodeshou。yedui,
tazheizhonghaoxueshengbuhuixiangbeikanjianhewozheiyangdejingshenxiaohuoerzaiyiqi。wowenlewenshouxin,xiangxiangde,heihei。
4,fangxuedeshihou,wozhengzaigeboshanghuahuoyan,tongzhuojinghuangshicuodepao**shi,[ahao,nikuaipaoba,
bagejiaolehaoduorenzaixuexiaomenkoulanni]wohaimeizoudaoxiaomenkou,jiutingdaozhentianxiangdelabasheng。
xiaomenkouweilebushaorenzhijiandaoxiaobadaileqibageren,yirenyilianghaocheduzaixuexiaomenkou。
faxiaojiutangzaixiaobahuaili。[wuwu——renjiazaoshangqishibuxiangzoude,
tafeiyaobawozhuaizou]yuanlaitashiyuanyide。woqidefachuyishengyangjiao。xiaobalenghengyisheng[fangxin,
gejinichuqi。]woyiyanbufa,qishangwodeguihuoyingzhan。zhenjingshenxiaohuobujutiaozhan。qichefadongqilai,
woguihuozaodoudaojiale。wodeguihuomotuohuxiaoerlai,weiqilachuyidaolanhuo。
quanxiaonvshengciqibifudefachuzantan。[zheishishenmeche,haokua][shangmianhaiyouxiaodengpaohetiezhi,
zhendehaoyoupinwei][nimenmeiyoufaxiantachuandeyehenyoupinweima?quanshendoushihongse,
haiyouneishuangjinsedexiekanqilaihaoyouya]wozheigerenzuidaderuodian,jiushijinbuzhukua,youqishinvshengde。
wenyanwolimashenchuzuojiaofuzhuzijilaiyigepiaoyi,tingzaixuexiaomenkou。paichudeweiqixiangheisedeyun,
lingneixiehaocheanranshise![jizhubenzundexie,mingweiqieerxi]wochonggangcaifayandenvshengxiemeiyixiao,
youyinqiyizhenlangchaobandejinghu。gengrangwodeyideshi,wozairenqunzhongkandaolebanhuazhaoran,tayingchunqingqi,
dadadeyanjinglibaohanxinshang。[zheishishenmeche?]xiaobazhoumei,ranhouhuranxiangdaoshenme,jiejiebabashuo[ni,
nibuhuizhenshidaoshanghundeba?]talikezaishoujishangqiaoqiaodada,ranhoujiwokanyigelogo,
[nishizheigezuzhidema?]womeiyouhuidata,zhishihuimorushendeweixiao,yinweiyouyigeziwoburenshi,
dubuchulai。meixiangdaohuzhuletamen,chichiwurenshangqian。zheishihou,zouxiaoluhuranzhanchulai,
[linhaozenmekenengshiyanyunbiaochedangde,tanaeryouguanxi,gujijiushitoulegeche。
]tajinjiezhetanleyikouqi,[wozhidaonizheimelafengdechuxian,doushiweilewo,
danwoshibuhuiheniyiqihuijiade][shima?woyaohaohaozoutayidunle]xiaobaningxiaozhehuodongguanjie。
tamenbubujinbi。yaobuyaotuihouyibu。buxing,gangcaichachetaiji,damuzhicongtuoxielimiankouchulaile。
xianzairuguotuihou,huibeinvshengkandao。wotingzhixiongtang,zhuangzuobuxieyigudeyangzi。[zheicheshiwode,
shangmianyouwodemingzisuoxie,erqiewogenbenbushilaijienide——wohebierenyouyue。]woyingzhetoupishuo。
[jiuni?]zouxiaoluchixiao,[yigemeibameimadeqiongxiaozi,sheiyuanyizhaoni]congxiaodaoda,
wozuitaoyanbeibierenshuomeibameima。woshiliushouertong,bamaqudachengshidagonghoujiuyinxinquanwu。
erzheijuhuajuranshiwozuiqinmidetongnianwanbanhewoxihuanguodenvshengshuochude,woxinrudaojiao。
[wohetayouyue]yishengqingyuedenvsheng,womengditaiqitou。meixiangdaoxiaohuazhaoranzhanlechulai,
wanzhuwodegebo[womenyuehaoleyaoyiqidoufeng]xiaohuadebabashiwomencunweiyidedaxuesheng。
xiaobayebuganqingyidongta。tawanzhewodegebo,zhidaolikaitamendeshixiancaisongkai。5,zheiduanshijian,
wohexiaobayesuanjingshuibufanheshui。wohuijiabaneigeburenshidezierlianhuile,fengrenjiushuowoshiyanyunbiaochedang。
meixiangdaowozaixuexiaoxiaohuoyiba。yexuyinweiwoyouyudeyanshen,yexushiyinweiwonongchaoerdechuanda,
youhuoxushiyanyunbiaochedangchengyuandeshenfen。xianzaiyidaoxiake,wushunvshengjiuhuiweizaiwoshenbian。[ahaoahao,
duiwoshuoyijuyulu][gejiushiguyongzhe,buxuyaorenhejieshi!][a!!taiyouwenhuale!
]nvshengjianjiaolikai。[woniwoni,woxiangtingnineipianmanfenzuowenlimiandejuzi]lingyigenvshengweileshanglai。
[yaomebuchushou,yaomejiushichuanshuo!]nvshengjianjiaolikai。yanjiandewozhuyidao,
xiaohuachiyiyixiayexiangwozoulai。wolimahetadazhaohu,[zhaoran,niyeshilaitingyuludema?][bu,
xiexieniyuanyizaiwohuijia——]tadeshengyinxixiao,mianjiaxiuhong,[mingtianxiuxiri,
woxiangqingnihenaichaganxieni]wodiantoudaying,pieleyiyanzouxiaolu,tagaoaodebaiwoyiyan。
zhoumowohebanhuaxiangyue**bingcheng。[yibeiningmengshui,
jiwolianggenxiguan]zhaoranyanjingliangliangdekanzhewo[nihaoyouxine,
haizhuanmenjiwocudeyigenxiguan]woshuangshoufuxiaba,guzuoshenchen。zheishihouyoujietoucaifangjiemudeluguo。
kandaowoyanqianyiliang,[zheiweishuaige,wocongmeiyoujiandaoguonizheizhongchuandafengge,qingwenzheishishenmefenggeni?
]woduizhejingtoudangchangshuaileyigehuashou,[jingshenxiaohuoer!]jieguoshipinyiyebaohuo,
pinglunququanzaishua:[yuanlaishujiaojinshenkukeyidapeidoudouxie][zheiguogaitouhaoshishanga,shangmianshiheise,
xiamianshihuangse,youyizhongbalideheiyehelibiyadeshamohunzadeshishanggan][nimenzhuyidaotadeyanxianlema?
haoxiemeidiankuanga!]chucizhiwai,wodehuashouheshehuiyao。[haoyonglan,haobuji,
xiangshiziyoudefeng][tadeshouzaizuomouzhongwudaoma?**!ganjuetadelinghunzairanshao!
]wozuixihuandianzandiyidepinglun[tayishuaishou,fengdoutingle]meikandaoyici,wojiuyaochaotianzuoyicihuashou。
youhenduomeitigongsilaixiaozhenzhaowo,fenfenyaogenwoqianheyue,haiyoumotezazhi,yaowojiyirendapei。jiuzheiyang,
wocongxiaozhenhunziyiyue,chenglequanwangzhuipengdechuandabozhu。wanshangzhibohanmai,baitianjietouzhachang,zhijieshuangkaihua。
zhaoranyoushihouyehuilaipeihewodezhibo,wohuijitayongjihaobihuashanghewotongkuandexiaxian,
bingxuezhezhiqiankandaoguodejingshenxiaomeizhuangzaojitahuawocan。zhaorantichuxianghewowentongkuanwenshen,
doubeiwoyizhengyancidejujuele。[zheizhongdongxihuashangqujiuxingle,nihewobuyiyang,nijianglaiyaokaodaxue,
yaodangganbude]meiciwohezhaoranyiqitiaowudeshihou,danmujiuhuiyousaozilaile。zhaoranhenhaixiudedaying,
yebufanbo。yeyourenshua666,999zhaoranwenwoshenmeyisi,wojiushuo,xiwangwomenzhangzhangjiujiudeyisi。
taxiuhonglelian。6,woxunsirenbunengzhizhuanqian,haidekaolvhuibaoshehuia,woyiyaoya,xialexueben。
hualeliangbaikuaiqianchongleyiniandehuangzuan,ranhouzujianlelieyantangqiequn,zhaomuziyuanjiarudechengyuan。
womianfeijiaotamentiaohuashoushehuiyao,ebu,xianzaishehuichengweijielvxingshoushibiaoyanxue,ranhoutamenzhibokaizhanghao。
zhenzilidehenduoliushoushaonianshaonvdoujiarule。neitianbangwan,tiansefaliang,wogangshouhaoshebeizhunbeihuiqu。
zhuanguoxiaomenkoudexiaoxiang,quekandaoxiaobashuangshouchadou,xiexiekaozaiqiangshang。dengguanghunhuang,kanbuqingtadebiaoqing。
kandaowo,tamanbujingxindeshangqianyibu。[wochaguole,nibukenengshiyanyunbiaochedang]wobudongshengse,
qishixintiaorugu,[weishenme?][yinweiwomencunziyagenmeiyougonglu]zaogao,wojuranwanglezheiyidian。
laizhebushan,woqiangzhuangzhending。[niyaoganma]xiaobashangqianyibu,[nitiaoneiwanyihaitinghuo。yaobuyaojiaojiaowo?
]tingqilaishishangliang,danqishishiweixie,wohoutuiyibu。zhengdasuantaopao,
wohurankandaoxiaobashenhouyouyigexiaoxiaodenaodaitanchulai,jiezheyuese,wonengkanqingyigefensedefaka,
neishizijisongjizouxiaoludeshengriliwu。zouxiaoluyelaile。tawangqianzouleyibuzhenghaozailudengxia,
wonengqingxikanqingchutacanbaideliansehezhongzhangdeyanpao。kanlaitazuijinguodebuhao。
suiranyijingxiadingjuexinhetaduanlelianxi,danxinlihaishiyizhenchoutong。[jiaojiaowo,
wojiubanideqingmeizhumahaijini,rangtajinidangxifu][bage,wobuyaolikaini]zouxiaoluwuwuyanyan,
quebeixiaobayibaniezhuxiaba,[wozuitaoyannvrenkukutitide]zouxiaoluxiangshibeihedaole,yanleigunxia,
yaozhezuichunwushengchuoqi。wohoutuiyibu,[buyao][nishuoshenme]xiaobadengyuanleyanjing,[biewangle,
woyeyeshicunzhishu,nimenjianeidianrizi,meiwobayijuhua,nikannengbunenganwen。]womuguangsaoguota,
dandandikaikou[wozhizhidaoyijianshi——huashoubushijinizheizhongrenzhunbeide。
][nihaizhuangqilaile]tapaoxiaodao,zhengyaochongshanglai,wocongdoulitaochuyigeliangjingjingdedongxi。
[zheishi——nandaoshi——]tadengdayanjingluchutanlandeshense。[bucuo,zhengshijingshenxiaohuobibei,
dajinlianzi][nicongnalinonglaide,
wozhaobianshichangdouzhaobudaozheimecudelianzi][woqinshouzuode]qianxietianwojianlegezixingchelianzi,
ranhousaleyicengjinfen。woshuowanxiaosahuishou,jinlianzichengwanmeidepaowuxianfeichuqu,xiaobafeishenquqiangduo,
woshunshilaqizouxiaoludeshou。[taduiniyidiandoubuhao,yaobuyaogenwozou]faxiaomengditaitou,yanjinghonghongde,
xiangyaoshuoshenme,diandiantou,youyaoyaotou。wowunaidetanlekouqi,zhuanshenzoule。zoudaoxiaobashenbian,
youpaoxialianggefoshoukuloujiezhi,xiwangtaqujianshideshijiannenggoujifaxiaogengduodesikaoshijian。gejimodeliqu,
beiyingzaidengguangxiabeiladehenzhang。gezouzaiyueguangjiaojiedexiangdaole,wanfengzhenzhen,geyouyudewangzheyueliang,
wuxianchousiyongshangxintou:xinlideguogaitou,taidongerduole。jiushizheitingxiadeyishunjian,
wohurantingdaobeihouyouyayidechouyesheng。wohuitoukan,xinweidexiaole。zouxiaoluhaishigenshanglaile。
wozaiqianmianzou,tazaihoumiangen,womendouyiyubufa。buzhibujuezoudaolecunkoudexiaoxikou。
zheilishitongwangchengshideweiyidaolu,wohezouxiaomanxiaoshihoujingchangzaizheiliwan。meiyizhuhua,meiyikeshudeweizhi,
wobishangyandoujidehenqingchu。wozuozaixiaoxibian,zouxiaomanzuozaiwoshenpang。xujiu,
woqingshengshuo[niyaobuyaogenwoshishitiaohuashou?dengzhuangouleqian,babamamajiunenghuilai,
daoshihouwomenhuoxujiububizaikanbierenlianse。]talengzhu,qieqieyaotou[wopa……pazijixuebuhui。
]womeiyouanwei,zhishidiankaishouji,baweifabudeshipindijita。
[zheishi——][zheishizuijinjiarulieyantangdetuanyuan,henduohaishiyuanlaixiaobaneibiandedashou,
tamendoushigangxuede,binizhitibuxiediaodeduolequle,danshiwangyouhenaikan。]pingmudeguangyingzaitayandi,
takanlehenjiu。wozaipangbianchongjingweilai。[yihounikeyixiancongyaohuashouzuoqi,ranhouzhibo,duozhuanyidianqian,
fumushuobudingyejiubuyongqudagongle,ninainaidebingyejiukeyiqudachengshizhile。]tameiyouhuidawo,
ershiwenlewoyigewenti,[nizuijindoushihezhaoranhepaidema?
]wolengleyixia[duia]tatingqilaiyoudiansuansuande,[womenhuibuqule,
nikendingbuhuiyuanliangwode][woweishenmebuyuanliangni,womenshifaxiao,wolijieni,ninainaibingle,
yaoxiaobabangmangcainengzaiyiyuanzhaogechuangwei]yefengjuanguoxiaolu,liangceheiqiqideshuyingyaohuangzhe,
haoxiangwushengdekanke。xujiu,taqingshengwenwo,[nishoujimima,haiheyiqianyiyang,shiwodeshengrima?
]woxiaozheyaotou,shuoleju,[huanle,shiwodeshengri——]huayinweiluo,woganjuehounaoshaoyizhenjutong,
hunleguoqu。benzunbeiansuanle。7,dangwozaicixinglaideshihou,touyunmuxuan,
yanqianshiyijianyinanchaoshidexiaoheiwu。shoujiaobeibang,mashengledeshengteng。xiaobazuozaiduimiandepoyizishang,
dianzheyan,xiaodeyinleng。erzhaoranjiuzhanzaitashenbian,niutoubukanwotatuchuyigeyanquanchuizaiwolianshang,
luchubuxiedexiaorong,[nihaizhenyiweizhaoranhuigennizou?buguoshizhenglejikuaichouqian,haiyiweinengfantian?
yidunbaodundunbaofan,nicaitaxuannage?]tayanshenlimanshideyi,jiezhebashoujihuanglehuang:[ganggang,
woyijingyongnidezhanghaofaletuiwangshengming,haishunbianjiesanlenineipozuzhi。hehe,wangshangyijingmeinizheigerenle。
]zheishihoupingmushanshuoleyixia,xiaobamanbujingxindenaqilaikan。[aiyou,nihaitingshounvshenghuanyinga。
gangcaizhaoranfaxiaoxiwennizainali,wohuifule,rangtaguolaizhao]xiaobaxingfendecuozheshou,[nishuo,
ruguonanidangjiaohuantiaojian,rangzhaoranbaomi,
——heihei......]zouxiaolurenbuzhudishengshuo[nibushishuozhiaiwoyigema……]xiaobalengxiaoyisheng,
[ni?zhangxiangshencaiyejiuneiyangba,yejiuyishituxinxian,wanwanbale,liuzheni,buguoshirangtasixin。
nizuihaohaohaotinghua,wokeyikaolvrangnizuoxiao]zouxiaolushuangshouwuliankuleqilai。xiaobayebulicai,
maitouyanjiuwohoutaideshipin。kanlexujiu,taqilaihuodongleyixiajingu,[nijiuzaizheierkanzheta。
geyaoyanjiuyanjiuzheihuashou,daodiyoushamoli。]shuozhe,tayibianfanzhezhuoliedehuashou,
yibianlaidaolegebidefangjian。zhishengxiawohezouxiaolu。[duibuqi,haoge,
tashuobutinghuajiubawonainaiganchuyiyuan]wociyaliezuideshuo,[xiaolua,meishi,zanliangshajiaoqing,
wozhidaoniyeyoukuzhong。danshininengbunengbangwosongsongshengzi,youdianjin,
tebienanshou][wo......]wokanchutazaichiyi。wozhangtanyisheng,[xiaolu,nihaijidema?
一觉起来成为世界最后的精神小伙