一觉起来成为世界最后的精神小伙代代子子-著

小说简介

shumingjiaozuo《yijueqilaichengweishijiezuihoudejingshenxiaohuo》deduanpianyanqingxiaoshuoshinandeyijiandeyouzhijiazuo，zhaoranzouxiaoluliangweizhurengongzhijiandehudongfeichangyouai，zuozhe“daidaizizi”chuangzuodejingcaijuqingzhideyikan，jianshu：daoshihouwomenhuoxujiububizaikanbierenlianse。]talengzhu，qieqieyaotou[wopa……pazijixuebuhui。]womeiyouanwei，zhishidiankaishouji，baweifabudeshipindi…………

精彩章节

yijueqilai，quanqiujingshenxiaohuoerxiajiangbaifenzhibabai，wojuranchengleshijiezuihoudejingshenxiaohuo。

shenmenimenjuranshuodoudouxiehenshishang？zheibushihuashou，shi——jielvxingshoushibiaoyanxue？1，wojiaolinhao，

shiyigejingshenxiaohuoer。shuaideneizhong。woyiweiwozheibeizidouhuizaichaohaizhenduguo，peibanwodezhiyouguihuomotuo。

meixiangdaomoutianjiuleyigeluoshuidelaonainaizhihou，yiqiejiubianle。dangtianwanshangwozuolegemeng，

laonainaiquanshenjinguang，duiwoshuohua[xingyundenianqingren，

nijiuwodeshihoudiaodeshijintuoxiehaishiyintuoxie]woyitingjiuzhale，benzunneichaoliucaisesuliaodongdongtuoxie，

shizheixieyongzhisufennengbinidema？meixiangdaolaotaikuawochengshi，ranhourangwoxuyigeyuanwang。woxianglexiang，

ranhoushuoxiwangzheigeshijienenggenghuanyingjingshenxiaohuoyidian。laotaigaosuwo，

congjintiankaishiquanshijiejingshenxiaohuoerzhilixiajianglebaifenzhibabai，yucitongshi，

shijieduijingshenxiaohuodehuanyingchengdushangshengbaifenzhibabaiwoqishibutaidongshishenmeyisi，

benzundeshuxuezuigaokaoguoershijiufen。gangxiangwen，youhunshuiguoqu。2，zuotianwanshangmangzhejiulaotaitai，

guihuodouwanglekaihuilaile。zhinengzouquxuexiaole，benzunbujideshuaileyixiaxijiejingxiguodetoufa，jiuchumenle。

yichumen，wojiuganjuebuduiweierle，zhenshangneiqunjingshenxiaohuoerzenmebujianle？

dajiadoushuzhezhongguizhongjudefaxing，zuiguofenyebuguojiushizhongfen。wozheidingqicailiulitiaoranhuangmaoyouqireyan。

butingdiyoulurenduiwoxingzhumuli。wotingdaotamenqieqiesiyu。[toufashikeyiransedema？

huibuhuizhongdu][woconglaimeiyoujianguozheimejinshendeyifu，haishichunhongsede，taidadantaiqianwei，

]wowenyanzuijiaoluchuyimoqingmiedexiaorong，zhankaixiongqiandelogojitamenkan。[zheishiziwangzhanfu，chaopai，

jigejizhule]daolexiaomenkou，xiongdimenchongwozhaoshou，wobuyoudezhoulezhoumei。

wodexuanhuozhanwutuanzheishizenmele？woneixiexiongdizenmeyigegedoulizhezhongguizhongjudexiguatou，

huozheshanggeshijidefeijitou。tamenshenshangdewenshenyebianchenglecaibihuadehaimianbaobaohecaihong，

huozhe[chaoku][jingzi][shuaidaile]zheixietuqidebiaoyu。wobeitamentudaole，youdianexin，

fueshiyitamenxianzou。woxiangjingyijingxiaoxiangziyudaolewodefaxiaozouxiaolu。zhengzaibeixiaobaweixie。3，

xiangdaozouxiaolu，wojiubuyoudesishiwudujiaoyangwangtiankong，zhangtanyisheng[dianxianganziladexianneimeduo，

yelabuhuiyuanfangdeni]cengjiheshi，zouxiaolugenwokeshitongshuaiyitiaobitideqinmiguanxi。rujintachengjihaole，

jiuhenjiudoumeiyoulicaiguowole。wozouguoxiaoxiangdetuzhong，kandaotabeiyigeshenshangwenzhemilaoshudedagaoge，

yejiushiwomenxuexiaodexiaobaduzaixiangzizuilimian。[bage，woyaoqushangxuee^]faxiaozouxiaolunuonuodekaikou。

xiaobaqiazhewofaxiaodexiaba，shenqingdetuleyikouyan。[gedeyankeyiqia，jiukeyijie，

danzhiyaonihanwoyishengge，woxinlideyanyibeizidoumiebule。]wobuxiedepeileyisheng，

zheishishenmeyeyenainaifanchuguodeqinghua。xiaobachajuedaolewodecunzai，niuguotouehenhendewangzhewo。

[nishishenmedongxi？][bage，zheijiushiwoneigefaxiao，yizhichanzhewodeneige][haogoubudangdao，

ganjingun]xiaobadaliangleyixiawo，ranhoubuxiedehuishou。woquekuiranbudong。zouxiaolushigehaoxuesheng，

meiyourenkeyiyingxiangtazouxiangjingdadedaolu，woqixueshangyong，zhijiechongleshangqu。[tashuoyaoqushangke，

nitingbujianma？]woangtouwangzhexiaoba[xiongdibiezitaokuchi]xiaobaqingmiedechuileyishengkoushao。

qibagefeijitouxiongdibuzhidaocongnalicuanchulaiweizhulewo。wandan。rensongqibusong，

wohuranxiangdaozuotianzaiwangshangshuadaodezhibo，shuangshouzhitiandashengnianlechulaijizijiguqi，[jingleizheitongtianxiuwei，

tiantadixianzijinchui，wuyunwochichengshachanghuxiaoyanyudun！]woxiwangzijijishibeizou，

yenengzaizouxiaomanxinzhongliuxiayigeshuaiqideshenying。sheizhidaoneiqunbulianglengle，tingxialejiaobu。[douzenmele？

shanga！]xiaobacuicu。[ge，tashuodehaoxiangshiheishehuideheihua][shenme？][haoxiangzhendeshi，

buranzenmehuizheimeyoujiezou，zheimeqishibangboa！][buhuidaoshangshenmeyouminghaodeba！

]xiaobayenabuzhunzhuyile，[nishuodezijinchuishishenmeyisi]woguzuogaoshendeshuaifeiliuhai，

[woxiangnizuihaobuyaozhidao]yinweiwoyebuzhidao。zaitafanyingguolaizhiqian，woyibalaguofaxiaowangxuexiaozou。

daoxiaomenkoudeshihou，tamengdishuaikaiwodeshou。yedui，

tazheizhonghaoxueshengbuhuixiangbeikanjianhewozheiyangdejingshenxiaohuoerzaiyiqi。wowenlewenshouxin，xiangxiangde，heihei。

4，fangxuedeshihou，wozhengzaigeboshanghuahuoyan，tongzhuojinghuangshicuodepao**shi，[ahao，nikuaipaoba，

bagejiaolehaoduorenzaixuexiaomenkoulanni]wohaimeizoudaoxiaomenkou，jiutingdaozhentianxiangdelabasheng。

xiaomenkouweilebushaorenzhijiandaoxiaobadaileqibageren，yirenyilianghaocheduzaixuexiaomenkou。

faxiaojiutangzaixiaobahuaili。[wuwu——renjiazaoshangqishibuxiangzoude，

tafeiyaobawozhuaizou]yuanlaitashiyuanyide。woqidefachuyishengyangjiao。xiaobalenghengyisheng[fangxin，

gejinichuqi。]woyiyanbufa，qishangwodeguihuoyingzhan。zhenjingshenxiaohuobujutiaozhan。qichefadongqilai，

woguihuozaodoudaojiale。wodeguihuomotuohuxiaoerlai，weiqilachuyidaolanhuo。

quanxiaonvshengciqibifudefachuzantan。[zheishishenmeche，haokua][shangmianhaiyouxiaodengpaohetiezhi，

zhendehaoyoupinwei][nimenmeiyoufaxiantachuandeyehenyoupinweima？quanshendoushihongse，

haiyouneishuangjinsedexiekanqilaihaoyouya]wozheigerenzuidaderuodian，jiushijinbuzhukua，youqishinvshengde。

wenyanwolimashenchuzuojiaofuzhuzijilaiyigepiaoyi，tingzaixuexiaomenkou。paichudeweiqixiangheisedeyun，

lingneixiehaocheanranshise！[jizhubenzundexie，mingweiqieerxi]wochonggangcaifayandenvshengxiemeiyixiao，

youyinqiyizhenlangchaobandejinghu。gengrangwodeyideshi，wozairenqunzhongkandaolebanhuazhaoran，tayingchunqingqi，

dadadeyanjinglibaohanxinshang。[zheishishenmeche？]xiaobazhoumei，ranhouhuranxiangdaoshenme，jiejiebabashuo[ni，

nibuhuizhenshidaoshanghundeba？]talikezaishoujishangqiaoqiaodada，ranhoujiwokanyigelogo，

[nishizheigezuzhidema？]womeiyouhuidata，zhishihuimorushendeweixiao，yinweiyouyigeziwoburenshi，

dubuchulai。meixiangdaohuzhuletamen，chichiwurenshangqian。zheishihou，zouxiaoluhuranzhanchulai，

[linhaozenmekenengshiyanyunbiaochedangde，tanaeryouguanxi，gujijiushitoulegeche。

]tajinjiezhetanleyikouqi，[wozhidaonizheimelafengdechuxian，doushiweilewo，

danwoshibuhuiheniyiqihuijiade][shima？woyaohaohaozoutayidunle]xiaobaningxiaozhehuodongguanjie。

tamenbubujinbi。yaobuyaotuihouyibu。buxing，gangcaichachetaiji，damuzhicongtuoxielimiankouchulaile。

xianzairuguotuihou，huibeinvshengkandao。wotingzhixiongtang，zhuangzuobuxieyigudeyangzi。[zheicheshiwode，

shangmianyouwodemingzisuoxie，erqiewogenbenbushilaijienide——wohebierenyouyue。]woyingzhetoupishuo。

[jiuni？]zouxiaoluchixiao，[yigemeibameimadeqiongxiaozi，sheiyuanyizhaoni]congxiaodaoda，

wozuitaoyanbeibierenshuomeibameima。woshiliushouertong，bamaqudachengshidagonghoujiuyinxinquanwu。

erzheijuhuajuranshiwozuiqinmidetongnianwanbanhewoxihuanguodenvshengshuochude，woxinrudaojiao。

[wohetayouyue]yishengqingyuedenvsheng，womengditaiqitou。meixiangdaoxiaohuazhaoranzhanlechulai，

wanzhuwodegebo[womenyuehaoleyaoyiqidoufeng]xiaohuadebabashiwomencunweiyidedaxuesheng。

xiaobayebuganqingyidongta。tawanzhewodegebo，zhidaolikaitamendeshixiancaisongkai。5，zheiduanshijian，

wohexiaobayesuanjingshuibufanheshui。wohuijiabaneigeburenshidezierlianhuile，fengrenjiushuowoshiyanyunbiaochedang。

meixiangdaowozaixuexiaoxiaohuoyiba。yexuyinweiwoyouyudeyanshen，yexushiyinweiwonongchaoerdechuanda，

youhuoxushiyanyunbiaochedangchengyuandeshenfen。xianzaiyidaoxiake，wushunvshengjiuhuiweizaiwoshenbian。[ahaoahao，

duiwoshuoyijuyulu][gejiushiguyongzhe，buxuyaorenhejieshi！][a！！taiyouwenhuale！

]nvshengjianjiaolikai。[woniwoni，woxiangtingnineipianmanfenzuowenlimiandejuzi]lingyigenvshengweileshanglai。

[yaomebuchushou，yaomejiushichuanshuo！]nvshengjianjiaolikai。yanjiandewozhuyidao，

xiaohuachiyiyixiayexiangwozoulai。wolimahetadazhaohu，[zhaoran，niyeshilaitingyuludema？][bu，

xiexieniyuanyizaiwohuijia——]tadeshengyinxixiao，mianjiaxiuhong，[mingtianxiuxiri，

woxiangqingnihenaichaganxieni]wodiantoudaying，pieleyiyanzouxiaolu，tagaoaodebaiwoyiyan。

zhoumowohebanhuaxiangyue**bingcheng。[yibeiningmengshui，

jiwolianggenxiguan]zhaoranyanjingliangliangdekanzhewo[nihaoyouxine，

haizhuanmenjiwocudeyigenxiguan]woshuangshoufuxiaba，guzuoshenchen。zheishihouyoujietoucaifangjiemudeluguo。

kandaowoyanqianyiliang，[zheiweishuaige，wocongmeiyoujiandaoguonizheizhongchuandafengge，qingwenzheishishenmefenggeni？

]woduizhejingtoudangchangshuaileyigehuashou，[jingshenxiaohuoer！]jieguoshipinyiyebaohuo，

pinglunququanzaishua：[yuanlaishujiaojinshenkukeyidapeidoudouxie][zheiguogaitouhaoshishanga，shangmianshiheise，

xiamianshihuangse，youyizhongbalideheiyehelibiyadeshamohunzadeshishanggan][nimenzhuyidaotadeyanxianlema？

haoxiemeidiankuanga！]chucizhiwai，wodehuashouheshehuiyao。[haoyonglan，haobuji，

xiangshiziyoudefeng][tadeshouzaizuomouzhongwudaoma？**！ganjuetadelinghunzairanshao！

]wozuixihuandianzandiyidepinglun[tayishuaishou，fengdoutingle]meikandaoyici，wojiuyaochaotianzuoyicihuashou。

youhenduomeitigongsilaixiaozhenzhaowo，fenfenyaogenwoqianheyue，haiyoumotezazhi，yaowojiyirendapei。jiuzheiyang，

wocongxiaozhenhunziyiyue，chenglequanwangzhuipengdechuandabozhu。wanshangzhibohanmai，baitianjietouzhachang，zhijieshuangkaihua。

zhaoranyoushihouyehuilaipeihewodezhibo，wohuijitayongjihaobihuashanghewotongkuandexiaxian，

bingxuezhezhiqiankandaoguodejingshenxiaomeizhuangzaojitahuawocan。zhaorantichuxianghewowentongkuanwenshen，

doubeiwoyizhengyancidejujuele。[zheizhongdongxihuashangqujiuxingle，nihewobuyiyang，nijianglaiyaokaodaxue，

yaodangganbude]meiciwohezhaoranyiqitiaowudeshihou，danmujiuhuiyousaozilaile。zhaoranhenhaixiudedaying，

yebufanbo。yeyourenshua666,999zhaoranwenwoshenmeyisi，wojiushuo，xiwangwomenzhangzhangjiujiudeyisi。

taxiuhonglelian。6，woxunsirenbunengzhizhuanqian，haidekaolvhuibaoshehuia，woyiyaoya，xialexueben。

hualeliangbaikuaiqianchongleyiniandehuangzuan，ranhouzujianlelieyantangqiequn，zhaomuziyuanjiarudechengyuan。

womianfeijiaotamentiaohuashoushehuiyao，ebu，xianzaishehuichengweijielvxingshoushibiaoyanxue，ranhoutamenzhibokaizhanghao。

zhenzilidehenduoliushoushaonianshaonvdoujiarule。neitianbangwan，tiansefaliang，wogangshouhaoshebeizhunbeihuiqu。

zhuanguoxiaomenkoudexiaoxiang，quekandaoxiaobashuangshouchadou，xiexiekaozaiqiangshang。dengguanghunhuang，kanbuqingtadebiaoqing。

kandaowo，tamanbujingxindeshangqianyibu。[wochaguole，nibukenengshiyanyunbiaochedang]wobudongshengse，

qishixintiaorugu，[weishenme？][yinweiwomencunziyagenmeiyougonglu]zaogao，wojuranwanglezheiyidian。

laizhebushan，woqiangzhuangzhending。[niyaoganma]xiaobashangqianyibu，[nitiaoneiwanyihaitinghuo。yaobuyaojiaojiaowo？

]tingqilaishishangliang，danqishishiweixie，wohoutuiyibu。zhengdasuantaopao，

wohurankandaoxiaobashenhouyouyigexiaoxiaodenaodaitanchulai，jiezheyuese，wonengkanqingyigefensedefaka，

neishizijisongjizouxiaoludeshengriliwu。zouxiaoluyelaile。tawangqianzouleyibuzhenghaozailudengxia，

wonengqingxikanqingchutacanbaideliansehezhongzhangdeyanpao。kanlaitazuijinguodebuhao。

suiranyijingxiadingjuexinhetaduanlelianxi，danxinlihaishiyizhenchoutong。[jiaojiaowo，

wojiubanideqingmeizhumahaijini，rangtajinidangxifu][bage，wobuyaolikaini]zouxiaoluwuwuyanyan，

quebeixiaobayibaniezhuxiaba，[wozuitaoyannvrenkukutitide]zouxiaoluxiangshibeihedaole，yanleigunxia，

yaozhezuichunwushengchuoqi。wohoutuiyibu，[buyao][nishuoshenme]xiaobadengyuanleyanjing，[biewangle，

woyeyeshicunzhishu，nimenjianeidianrizi，meiwobayijuhua，nikannengbunenganwen。]womuguangsaoguota，

dandandikaikou[wozhizhidaoyijianshi——huashoubushijinizheizhongrenzhunbeide。

][nihaizhuangqilaile]tapaoxiaodao，zhengyaochongshanglai，wocongdoulitaochuyigeliangjingjingdedongxi。

[zheishi——nandaoshi——]tadengdayanjingluchutanlandeshense。[bucuo，zhengshijingshenxiaohuobibei，

dajinlianzi][nicongnalinonglaide，

wozhaobianshichangdouzhaobudaozheimecudelianzi][woqinshouzuode]qianxietianwojianlegezixingchelianzi，

ranhousaleyicengjinfen。woshuowanxiaosahuishou，jinlianzichengwanmeidepaowuxianfeichuqu，xiaobafeishenquqiangduo，

woshunshilaqizouxiaoludeshou。[taduiniyidiandoubuhao，yaobuyaogenwozou]faxiaomengditaitou，yanjinghonghongde，

xiangyaoshuoshenme，diandiantou，youyaoyaotou。wowunaidetanlekouqi，zhuanshenzoule。zoudaoxiaobashenbian，

youpaoxialianggefoshoukuloujiezhi，xiwangtaqujianshideshijiannenggoujifaxiaogengduodesikaoshijian。gejimodeliqu，

beiyingzaidengguangxiabeiladehenzhang。gezouzaiyueguangjiaojiedexiangdaole，wanfengzhenzhen，geyouyudewangzheyueliang，

wuxianchousiyongshangxintou：xinlideguogaitou，taidongerduole。jiushizheitingxiadeyishunjian，

wohurantingdaobeihouyouyayidechouyesheng。wohuitoukan，xinweidexiaole。zouxiaoluhaishigenshanglaile。

wozaiqianmianzou，tazaihoumiangen，womendouyiyubufa。buzhibujuezoudaolecunkoudexiaoxikou。

zheilishitongwangchengshideweiyidaolu，wohezouxiaomanxiaoshihoujingchangzaizheiliwan。meiyizhuhua，meiyikeshudeweizhi，

wobishangyandoujidehenqingchu。wozuozaixiaoxibian，zouxiaomanzuozaiwoshenpang。xujiu，

woqingshengshuo[niyaobuyaogenwoshishitiaohuashou？dengzhuangouleqian，babamamajiunenghuilai，

daoshihouwomenhuoxujiububizaikanbierenlianse。]talengzhu，qieqieyaotou[wopa……pazijixuebuhui。

]womeiyouanwei，zhishidiankaishouji，baweifabudeshipindijita。

[zheishi——][zheishizuijinjiarulieyantangdetuanyuan，henduohaishiyuanlaixiaobaneibiandedashou，

tamendoushigangxuede，binizhitibuxiediaodeduolequle，danshiwangyouhenaikan。]pingmudeguangyingzaitayandi，

takanlehenjiu。wozaipangbianchongjingweilai。[yihounikeyixiancongyaohuashouzuoqi，ranhouzhibo，duozhuanyidianqian，

fumushuobudingyejiubuyongqudagongle，ninainaidebingyejiukeyiqudachengshizhile。]tameiyouhuidawo，

ershiwenlewoyigewenti，[nizuijindoushihezhaoranhepaidema？

]wolengleyixia[duia]tatingqilaiyoudiansuansuande，[womenhuibuqule，

nikendingbuhuiyuanliangwode][woweishenmebuyuanliangni，womenshifaxiao，wolijieni，ninainaibingle，

yaoxiaobabangmangcainengzaiyiyuanzhaogechuangwei]yefengjuanguoxiaolu，liangceheiqiqideshuyingyaohuangzhe，

haoxiangwushengdekanke。xujiu，taqingshengwenwo，[nishoujimima，haiheyiqianyiyang,shiwodeshengrima？

]woxiaozheyaotou，shuoleju，[huanle，shiwodeshengri——]huayinweiluo，woganjuehounaoshaoyizhenjutong，

hunleguoqu。benzunbeiansuanle。7，dangwozaicixinglaideshihou，touyunmuxuan，

yanqianshiyijianyinanchaoshidexiaoheiwu。shoujiaobeibang，mashengledeshengteng。xiaobazuozaiduimiandepoyizishang，

dianzheyan，xiaodeyinleng。erzhaoranjiuzhanzaitashenbian，niutoubukanwotatuchuyigeyanquanchuizaiwolianshang，

luchubuxiedexiaorong，[nihaizhenyiweizhaoranhuigennizou？buguoshizhenglejikuaichouqian，haiyiweinengfantian？

yidunbaodundunbaofan，nicaitaxuannage？]tayanshenlimanshideyi，jiezhebashoujihuanglehuang：[ganggang，

woyijingyongnidezhanghaofaletuiwangshengming，haishunbianjiesanlenineipozuzhi。hehe，wangshangyijingmeinizheigerenle。

]zheishihoupingmushanshuoleyixia，xiaobamanbujingxindenaqilaikan。[aiyou，nihaitingshounvshenghuanyinga。

gangcaizhaoranfaxiaoxiwennizainali，wohuifule，rangtaguolaizhao]xiaobaxingfendecuozheshou，[nishuo，

ruguonanidangjiaohuantiaojian，rangzhaoranbaomi，

——heihei......]zouxiaolurenbuzhudishengshuo[nibushishuozhiaiwoyigema……]xiaobalengxiaoyisheng，

[ni？zhangxiangshencaiyejiuneiyangba，yejiuyishituxinxian，wanwanbale，liuzheni，buguoshirangtasixin。

nizuihaohaohaotinghua，wokeyikaolvrangnizuoxiao]zouxiaolushuangshouwuliankuleqilai。xiaobayebulicai，

maitouyanjiuwohoutaideshipin。kanlexujiu，taqilaihuodongleyixiajingu，[nijiuzaizheierkanzheta。

geyaoyanjiuyanjiuzheihuashou，daodiyoushamoli。]shuozhe，tayibianfanzhezhuoliedehuashou，

yibianlaidaolegebidefangjian。zhishengxiawohezouxiaolu。[duibuqi，haoge，

tashuobutinghuajiubawonainaiganchuyiyuan]wociyaliezuideshuo，[xiaolua，meishi，zanliangshajiaoqing，

wozhidaoniyeyoukuzhong。danshininengbunengbangwosongsongshengzi，youdianjin，

tebienanshou][wo......]wokanchutazaichiyi。wozhangtanyisheng，[xiaolu，nihaijidema？