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tamenliangzuijinbeiyigejiao“xuanandashi”delaoshengunxilenao。dashishuowominggedaisha，
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cainenghuajiejiazudexueguangzhizai。woshitugentamenjiangdaoli，kepuxinlixue。wobabawodezhuanyeshurengle，
shuo：“xinlixuenengyoulaozuzongdexuanxuelihai？”womakuzheqiuwo：“cheche，jiudangshiweilebama，
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haishiwodexinlixueshouduanzang。1.neigedashishuo，
wodejigouxiaguiwobabayifendnajiandingbaogaopaizaiwomianqian。“jiangche，nikankan。”wonaqilai，
saoleyiyan，shiwoheyigenanrende。jieguoxianshi，wuqinyuanguanxi。“suoyini？”wowen。
“suoyinibixuqujianxuanandashi！”wobadeshengyinbuda，danmeigezidouxiangxiaoshitou，yingbangbangde。
“yifenjiadejiandingbaogao，hejianyigeshengun，zheiliangjianshideluojilianxizaina？”woduanqikafei，heleyikou。
rede，youdiantangzui。womazuozaipangbian，yanquanhonghongde，shoulinianzheyichuanchenxiangfozhu。“cheche，dashishuole，
niminggeteshu，kefukemukejiayun，bixuzhaogeminggeyingdenanrenzhongheyixia。
zheigezhanggongzijiushidashijinizhaode，nilianjiandoubukenjian，womencaichucixiace……”“chucixiace，
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kanzhetamen。wobadelianbengbuzhule，youdianfahong。womadeyanleizhijiediaolexialai。“womenyeshimeibanfa！
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”woxiaole。xiaodehendasheng。wo，jiangche，top2daxuexinlixueshuoshi，guojiaerjixinlizixunshi，
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”woshuo。wobamalengzhule。tamenkenengzhunbeileyibaijutaicilaigenwosike，jieguowoyiquanbamianhuadachuanle。
“buguo，bushiwoqujianta，”wozhanqilai，zhenglileyixiayifu，“shitalaijianwo。”“didianwoding，
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ba“wuyuan”lianggezishuodeyinyangguaiqi。womadelianbaile。wobayipaizhuozi：“niyiweinishishei？
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”wozoudaowobashenbian，wanxiayao，dingzhetadeyanjing，“ba，tayaoshibupawobatakesi，jiurangtalai。
”wobameihuashuole。takanzhewo，yanshenhenfuza。youfennu，youwunai，haiyouyidiandian……kongju。wocai，
neigedashikendingmeishaojitahuatu。huadequanshijiaporenwang，qilizisandeshibacengdiyutujing。tinghao。
wozuishanzhangde，jiushibarencongshibacengdiyulizhuaichulai。huozhe，batatuixiaqu。
xuanandashibiwoxiangxiangzhonglaidekuai。diertianxiawu，tajiuzuozhewojiadelaosilaisi，
beiwobamazhongxinggongyueyiyangqingjinlemen。tachuanzheyishenkanbuchupaizidehuisezhangpao，
shoulinazheyichuanyouguangzengliangdezhuzi，liuzheshanyanghu，yanshenhunzhuo，dankanrendeshihouyoudaizhedianshenshidejingguang。
dianxingdejianghupianzixingxiang。haishiduanweibijiaodideneizhong。wozuozaiketingdedanrenshafashang，meidong。
“zheiweijiushijiang**ba，”takaikoule，shengyindaizhedianguzuogaoshendeshaya，“guoranshiguibukeyandemingge，
zhishibeisushizhuoqimenglechen。”wobamayilian“dashishuodedui”dechongbaibiaoqing。wotaiyankanta：“dashi，
woyuenilai，shixiangrangnijiwosuansuan，wodaodikeleshei？”xuanandashinianlenianhuzi，meishuohua，
raozhewozouleyiquan。neiyanshen，buxiangzaikanren，xiangzaicaishichangtiaozhurou。zuihou，tatingzaiwomianqian，
yaoleyaotou。“jiangzong，furen，shuwozhiyan。”“**deshaqi，biwoyuxiangdehaiyaozhong。
”womadelianshunjianjiubaile。“dashi，nei……neizenmebana？”“jielinghaixuxilingren，
”dashideyanjingmileqilai，luozaiwoshenshang，“xinbinghaixuxinyaoyi。”“**desha，yuanyuxinlideao。
bukenditou，bukenfuruan，zheiguqidingzhe，sheidoujiubule。”wochadianguzhang。shuodezhenhao。
bawoxinggeqiangshidetedian，zhijieniuquchengle“shaqi”。zheishisuoyoupuadeguanyongjileng，xianfoudingni，
jinitieshangfumianbiaoqian，rangnixianruziwohuaiyi。“neidashideyisishi？”wobajinzhangdiwen。“shengriyan。
”dashituchusangezi。“**26suideshengriyan，shigekan。”“neitian，yinyangjiaohui，shaqizuizhong。
danyezhiyouneitian，nengyongzhiyangzhigangzhifa，polezheisha。”tadunledun，muguangsaoguowobama，
zuihouluozaiwolianshang，yiziyijudishuo：“shengriyandangtian，wushisanke，**xuzaijiangjiadazhaidezhengnanfang，
duizheyizhichunheidegongquan，xingsanbaijiukouzhili。”“neigou，jiushinide‘zhenshalingshou’。”“niguileta，
jiudengyuguiletiandi，moleaoqi。zheisha，ziranjiujiele。”kongqianjingle。
anjingdenengtingdaowomadaoxilengqideshengyin。wobadelianse，biguodihaihei。wokanzhexuanandashi，
zheigelaoshengundelianshang，daizheyizhongbeitianminrendeweixiao。fangforangwoqujigouxiagui，shishenmetiandadeenci。
womeishuohua。wozhishihuanhuanzhanleqilai。zoudaotamianqian。ranhou，taishou，jiletayigedazuibazi。qingcui。
xiangliang。wobamengle。womashale。xuanandashiwuzhelian，yemengle。“ni……nigandawo？
”“danizenmele？”woshuaileshuaishou，shouxinyoudianma，“dashi，nibangwosuansuan，wozheiyibazhangxiaqu，
shinixiansi，haishiwojiangjiaxianpochan？”2.wobashuo，
buguijiugunchuzheigejiaxuanandashishibeiwobamaliangundaipasongzoude。laotouwuzhebanbianzhongqilaidelian，
zoudeshihouyanshenyuandu，huoxiangwoshibaoletajiazufendechouren。ketingli，qifenjiangdaolebingdian。
womatanzaishafashang，yigejingerdiku。wobazuozaiwoduimian，yigenjieyigendichouxueqie，
nongliedeyanweiqiangderenxiangkesou。tazhongyukaikoule。“jiangche，nibixudaoqian。”“gensheidaoqian？
neigelaopianzi？”“tashidashi！”wobabaxueqiewangyanhuigangliyien，“nijintiandaleta，
nizhidaohouguoyouduoyanzhongma？！”“houguo？shenmehouguo？tawanshangchenwoshuizhelejiwoxiajiangtou，
haishizaibeihouzhawoxiaoren？”**zaishafashang，qiaoqierlangtui。“ni……nijianzhibukeliyu！
”wobaqideshoudoudoule，“woyijingjuedingle，shengriyanneitian，nibixuzhaodashishuodezuo！”“jigouxiagui？
”wotiaoletiaomei。“dui！”“ruguowobuni？”“neinijiugunchuzheigejia！”wobahoulechulai，
bozishangdeqingjindoubaoqilaile，“wojiangmourenmeiyounizheizhongbuxiaonv！jiangjiadeyiqie，
niyebiexiangdedaoyifenyihao！”wokanzheta。yigezaishangchangshangshafaguoduan，chizhafengyundenanren，
cikexianggebeixinaodekuangxintu，mianmuzhengning。tingkebeide。“haoa。”wozhanqilai，
“duanjuefunvguanxishiba？keyi，zhaolvshiba，wosuishiqianzi。”“ni！”wobayikouqimeishanglai，
zhizhewo，shuobuchuhua。womajianzhuang，ganjinpuguolaibaozhuwodetui。“cheche，nibiegennibajiangle！
nijiutinghuayiciba！maqiunile！”takudeshangqibujiexiaqi，“dashishuole，niyaoshibuzhaozuo，
nibadegongsihuichudashi，tahuizuolaode！”e，yuanlaikongheshengjile。congpochan，daozuolao。
xiayibushibushijiuyao**guangle？wobaikaiwomadeshou，batafuhuishafashang。“ma，nixinta，
haishixinninver？”“wo……wodangranxinni，keshidashita……”“tashenme？
tasuanchulexiayiqicaipiaozhongjianghaoma，haishiyujianlexiacigushidadie？”wokanzheta，“ma，
nixinyigekaozuipizichifandepianzi，yebuxinniyishouyangda，duleershiduonianshu，
xianzaizhuanmenyanjiurenxinlidenver？”womabeiwowenzhule，zhishiyigejingerdiliuyanlei。wotanlekouqi。
genbeishenduxinaoderenjiangluoji，shimeiyongde。tamenderenzhixitongyijingbihuanle。nigentashuokexue，
tashuonibudongxuanxue。nigentashuoluoji，tashuonimeiyoujingweizhixin。xiangdapozheigebihuan，zhiyouyigebanfa。
yongtamendefangshi，dabaitamen。“ba，ma。”woshenxiyikouqi，biaoqingbiandeyansu。“wogangcaidaledashi，
xianzaiyoudianhouhui。”wobamatongshitaiqitou，yanshenlidaizheyisijingyahexiji。“wogangcaihuifangjian，
yuexiangyuehaipa。zongjuedeshenshangfaleng，xinhuangdelihai。”wowuzhexiongkou，meitoujinsuo，yifuhoupadeyangzi。
zheishibiaoyandediyibu，shiruo。rangtamenjuede，wodefangxiankaishisongdongle。“wojiushuoba！chongzhuangledashi，
kendinghuiyoubaoyingde！”womalikejinzhangqilai。“nei……neizenmeban？”wobayeyouxiehuangle。“suoyi，
wojuedingle。”wokanzhetamen，yanshen“jianding”，“wotingnimende。shengriyanneitian，wogui。
”wobazhangzhangdisonglekouqi，zhenggerendoutanzaileshafashang。womaxijierqi，guolaibaozhewo：“haohaizi，
majiuzhidaonizuixiaoshunle。”worenyoutabaozhe，zuijiaogouqiyimotamenkanbujiandehudu。gui？keyi。
danwojiangchedexigai，kebushineimehaojiede。wodaoyaokankan，neitiaogou，neigedashi，haiyounimen，
daodisheinengchengshoudeqiwozheiyigui。jiexialaidejitian，jialiqifenkongqiandehao。
wobakanwodeyanshendouwenroulebushao，womagengshibianzhefajiwozuohaochide。
tamenyiweiwo“xiangtongle”、“huitoushian”le。erwo，kaishilewodejihua。diyibu，soujiqingbao。
wozhaolege**，batanengchadaode，guanyuxuanandashideyiqie，doujiwofanlechulai。zheilaotou，
benmingliweidong，xiaoxuewenhua，nianqingshizaicunlijiushigeerliuzi，houlaiqumiaolidangguojitianzagong，
tinglexiejingwen，jiuchulaizicheng“dashi”le。zhuanpianyouqianren。youqishineixieshiyebushun，huozhejiatingyoubiangu，
neixinjidujiaolvdeyouqianren。tadepianshuhenjiandan：zhizaokonghuang，ranhoujichuweiyide、huangmiudejiejuefangan。
nixinle，tajiuyouqianna。nibuxin，tajiujixukongheni，zhidaonixinweizhi。wokanzhezhentanjiwodeziliao，
yitahouhoudea4zhi。shangmianjiluletapianguodeshijigeren，sheanjinegaodashuqianwan。
bushaorenbeitapiandeqilizisan，gongsipochan。zhaopianshang，liweidongmanmianhongguangdiconggezhonghaocheshangxialai。
beijingshifulitanghuangdebieshu，hetaneiyishenhuipaozigegeburu。henhao。zhengjulianyijingchubuxingchengle。
danzheihaibugou。woyaodebushibatasongjinjianyu。taibianyitale。woyaodeshi，zaiwobama，
yijisuoyoubeitaqipianguoderenmianqian，qinshoubatapengshangshentan，zaibatahenhendishuaixialai。shuaidefenshensuigu，
yongshibudefanshen。zheijiuxuyaodierbu。yichangjingxinshejidebiaoyan。erwo，
jiangshizheichangbiaoyanweiyidezhujiaohedaoyan。3.wokaishi“zhongxie”lejihuadedierbu，jiaozuo“zhengzhuangmoni”。
zuoweiyigexinlizixunshi，wotaiqingchurenzaijiduanyalihejingshenanshixiahuichuxianshenmexingweile。biru，mengyan，
huanting，qingxushikong。neitianchiwanfandeshihou，woguyibakuaizidiaozailedishang。zaiwobamakanguolaideshihou，
wodeyanshenshunjianbiandejingkong，sisididingzheyigekongwuyirendejiaoluo。“shei？sheizaineili？”woshengyinfadou。
“cheche，zenmele？neilimeirena。”womajinzhangdizhanleqilai。“bu……youren，wokandaole，
”wozhizheneigejiaoluo，shentikaishifadou，
“yigechuanhuipaozideren……tazaiduiwoxiao……”wobadelianseyebianle。“biehushuo！”“womeihushuo！
tajiuzaineili！”woturanjianjiaoqilai，baozhetoudunlexiaqu，“tashuowopaobudiaode……tashuowochongzhuangleta，
tayaorangwobudehaosi……”wokudesixinliefei，hunshenchouchu。wobamachedihuangle。tamenchongguolai，
yigebaozhuwo，yigejiwoshunqi。“bupabupa，cheche，youbamazai！
”“dashi……shidashizaichengfawo……”wozhuazhewomadegebo，zhijiadoukuaiqianjintarouli，“ma，
wohaopa……woshibushiyaosile……”neitianwanshang，wonaolebansu。tamenqinglailejiatingyisheng，
jiwodalezhendingji。wo“shuizhe”zhihou，yinyuetingdaowobazaiketingdadianhua。shengyinyadehendi，
danchongmanlechanmeihehuangkong。wozhidao，tashizaidajixuanandashi。wodeyuer，yijingchenggongfangchuqule。
diertian，xuanandashiyoulaile。zheici，tabushiyigerenlaide。tahaidailelianggechuanzhedaopaodexiaotudi，
shoulinazhetaomujianhelingdang，shayoujieshi。wobamabatafengruoshenmingdiqingjinlai。wochuanzheshuiyi，toufalingluan，
yanshendaizhidizuozaishafashang。“dashi，ninkuaikankanwonver，tazheishizenmele？”womadaizhekuqiang。
xuanandashinianzhehuzi，zhuangmozuoyangdizaiwomianqianzoulejibu。ranhoutaturanshenchulianggenshouzhi，
dianxiangwodemeixin。zaitashouzhikuaiyaopengdaowodeshihou，womengditaiqitou，liekaizui，
duitaluchuleyigeguiyidexiaorong。tongshi，woyongyizhongwanquanbuxiangwozijide，
youjianyouxideshengyinshuo：“nigandongta？”xuanandashideshoujiangzailebankong。wobamahedehoutuileyibu。
“nishishei？”xuanandashilishenghedao。“woshishei？”wo“gege”dixiaoleqilai，
“woshigenletashijiniande‘dongxi’，niyigefanfusuzi，yeganlaiguanwodexianshi？
”zheishiwojitashedetao。yibandeshengun，yudaozheizhongqingkuang，wufeiliangzhongfanying。yizhongshizhijieshuowoshizhuangde，
huozheshuowoshijingshenbing。danzheiyangyilai，tade“dashi”shenfenjiupogongle。
yinweitawufajieshitazhiqianshuode“shaqi”。lingyizhong，jiushishunzhewodehuawangxiayan，
chengrenwoshenshangyou“dongxi”。zheiyang，jiunengbatazijisuzaochengyigeneng“quxie”degaoren。
xuanandashixianranshidierzhong。talianseyichen，congtudishoulinaguoyigelingdang，kaishiyaohuangqilai。
“dadanyaonie！jingganzaicizuosui！haibususubaoshangminglai！”wobaozheduzi，xiaodegenglihaile。“jiupingni？
yigetoujimogoudejianghupianzi，yepeiwenwodemingzi？”xuanandashidetongkongmengdiyisuo。
tayaolingdangdeshoutingdunleyimiao。wobuzhuodaolezheigexijie。taxinxule。“yipaihuyan！
”tahenkuaifanyingguolai，yaolingyaodegengxiangle，“wonaixuanmenzhengzong，jintianjiuyaoshoulenizheigeniezhang！
”“haoa，nilaia，”wowaizhetou，kanzheta，xiaorongyuelaiyueda，“nijintianyaoshishoubulewo，
wojiugenzheni，rangnichifanfanbuxiang，shuijueshuibuzhe，zuihouqiqiaoliuxue，changchuandulan！”woyibianshuo，
yibianyongzhijiahenhendiqiazhezijidegebo。henkuai，yidaoxuehenjiuchuxianle。wobamayijinghedeshuobuchuhuale。
xuanandashideetoushang，yeshenchuleyicengximidehan。tameixiangdao，zheige“xiewu”zheimenanchan，
haizhidaotadedixi。takaishinianyixiesheiyetingbudongdezhouyu，nazhetaomujianzaiwomianqianbibihuahua。
wopeihedijianjiao，dagun，shuohuhua。yanledagaibangexiaoshi，wo“tilibuzhi”，“yun”leguoqu。
xuanandashiyeleideqichuanyuyu。taduiwobamashuo：“**shenshang，guorangenlegelihaidedongxi。
zheidongxiyuanqihenzhong，shichongzhe**defuguiminglaide。”“nei……neizenmebanadashi？
”wobadeshengyindouzaidou。“xingkuifaxiandezao，”dashicalebahan，yifuyuanqidashangdeyangzi，
“shengriyandeyishi，jueduibunengchurenhechacuo！neishiweiyidejihui！”“neitian，wohuiqinzibuzhen，
qingtianbingtianjiang，zhenzhuzheigexiewu。**zhiyaochengxinguibai，jiunengbatachedisongzou！”“haohaohao，
yiqiedoutingdashide！”wobamadiantourudaosuan。tamenzouhou，wocongshafashang“youyouzhuanxing”。
yanshenmimangdikanzhewobama。“ba，ma，wogangcaizenmele？”womabaozhewo，kudeqibuchengsheng。
“meishile，meishile，youdashizai，shenmeshidoumeiyoule。”**zaitahuaili，xinlilengxiao。shia，
meishile。wutaiyijingdahao，yanyuanquanbujiuwei。jiudengzhewoshengrineitian，damulakaile。4.shengriyan，
bianchengleshenpanchangwo26suishengriyan，bandekongqianshengda。didianjiuzaiwojiadecaopingshang，binkeyunji，
chengzhongdanfanyoudiantoulianderenwudoulaile。tamenshilaikanwozheigehaomenqianjindeshengripaiduide。tamenbuzhidao，
tamenjijiangjianzhengde，shiyichangjingxincehuadeshenpan。wochuanzheyishenhongsedelifu，zhanzaierloudechuangbian，
kanzhelouxiayixiangbinying，gongchoujiaocuo。wobamapeizaixuanandashishenbian，duitabigongbijing。
neigelaoshengunjintianhuanleyishengengkuazhangdehuangsedaopao，shangmianxiuzhelongfeifengwudefuwen，shoulinazheyibafuchen，
xianfengdaogu，renmogouyang。tazaicaopingdezhengnanfang，buzhileyigelinshidefatan。fatanpangbian，yigelongzili，
guanzheyitiaotongtiwuheide……hashiqi。dui，hashiqi。wochadianxiaochusheng。
wobamadagaishizhaobudaochunheidezhonghuatianyuanquan，youjuedezangaotaixiong，jiugaolezheimegewanyierlailanyuchongshu。
neizhierhayilian“woshisheiwozaina”demengbibiaoqing，gujiyexiangbumingbaizijizenmejiuchengle“zhenshalingshou”。
**yijinghunjinlebinkeli，tahuiquanchengluxiang。woyeyaoqinglewogongzuoshidejigetongshi，
tamendaizhezhuanyedexinlipinggushebei，weizhuangchenglewodepengyou。haiyoujiweiteshude“keren”，
yeyijingjiuweile。tamenshixuanandashi，yejiushiliweidong，yiqiande“kehu”。beitapiandezuicandeneijiwei。
wobatamenanpaizailezuibuqiyan，danshijiaozuihaodeweizhi。wushisanke，kuaidaole。
siyizaitaishangreqingyangyidixuanbu，shengrihuidezhongtouxijijiangkaishi。suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaoguolai。
womashangloulai，lazhewodeshou。“cheche，shijiandaole，womenxiaquba。”tadeshouxinquanshihan。wodiandiantou，
genzhetazouxialouti。dangwochuanzhehongselifuchuxianshi，quanchangxiangqileyizhenzhangshenghejingtansheng。
woweixiaozheduizhongrendiantouzhiyi。ranhou，jingzhizouxiangneigekexiaodefatan。
wobahexuanandashiyijingzaineilidengzhele。“jishiyidao！”xuanandashigaoheyisheng，shengyinhongliang。
tanaqiyitahuangzhi，yonghuodianran，rengjinyigehuopenli，zuiliniannianyouci。binkemendouanjingxialai，
haoqidikanzhezheiyimu。youderenjuedexinqi，youderenjuedehuangmiu，danmeirenchusheng。bijing，
zheishijiangjiadezhuchang。“jiangche，”wobazoudaowoshenbian，yadishengyin，“andashishuodezuo。”wokanzheta，
meishuohua。xuanandashinaqifuchen，zaiwotoudingsaolesanxia。“yaoniehaibususuxianxing！”ranhou，
taduiwobashuo：“jiangzong，rang**guixiaba。”quanchangdekongqidouninggule。suoyourendoudengdaleyanjing，
kanzhewo。rangwo……guixia？duizheyigegoulongzi？wobazoudaowoshenbian，yonglianzhuwodejianbang。“jiangche，
guixia！”tadeliqihenda，xiangshiyaobawodegutouniesui。wonengkandaotaejiaodehanzhu。tabiwohaijinzhang。
tapawobupeihe，pawodangzhongrangtaxiabulaitai。yepabuzheimezuo，tajiuhuizhendezuolao。womazaiyipang，
shuangshouheshi，jinzhangdekuaiyaoyunguoqu。wohuanhuandi，huanhuandi，wanxialexigai。
jiuzaiwoxigaikuaiyaopengdaodishangderuandianshi，wokaikoule。shengyinbuda，dantongguosiyixiongkoudemaikefeng，
qingxidichuanbianlezhenggecaoping。“ba，ma，zaiguizhiqian，wonengwendashiyigewentima？”suoyourendoulengzhule。
wobadedongzuoyetingle。“niyouxiangshuashenmehuayang？”“bushuahuayang，
”wokanzhefatanshangneigedaomaoanrandelaopianzi，xiaolexiao，“wojiushihaoqi。dashizheimeshentongguangda，
nengbunengsuanchu，tazijishenmeshihouhuiyoulaoyuzhizai？”xuanandashidelianse，shunjianbianle。5.kexue，
shichuopomixinzuifenglidedao“ni……nihushuoshenme！”xuanandashidefanyinghenkuai，talikezhizhewo，
lishenghedao，“dingshineixiewuzaizuosui！tazhidaobendashiyaoshouleta，suoyizaizuozuihoudezhengzha！
”tayandehenxiang，yilianzhengqi。henduobinkedoubeitahuzhule，kaishiqieqiesiyu。“shia，
buranjiang**zenmehuishuozheizhonghua？”“kanlaishizhendezhongxiele……”wobadeliansegengnankanle，
tajiadaleshoushangdeliqi，xiangbawoanxiaqu。“jiangche！bienaole！kuaiguixia！”“nao？”wozhiqishenzi，
shuaikaitadeshou，“ba，nidaoxianzaihaijuedewoshizainaoma？”wozhuanshen，mianxiangsuoyoubinke。“geweilaibin，
henbaoqian，zaiwodeshengriyanshang，jidajiakanleyichangnaoju。”“danzheichangnaoju，jintianbixuyougejieju。
”wocongshoubaolinachuyigexiaoxiaodeyaokongqi，anleyixia。shenhoubieshuerloudeqiangbishang，
yikuaijudadetouyingmubuhuanhuanjiangxia。touyingyiliangqi，huamianqingxiditouzaimubushang。diyigehuamian，
shixuanandashi，yejiushiliweidong，guangzhebangzizaimajiangguanlidapai，zuilidiaozheyan，zanghualianpian。
diergehuamian，shitalouzheyigenianqingnvren，zoujinyijiaqingqujiudian。disangehuamian，
shitashouxiayigelaobandiguolaideyigezhuangmanxianjindepixiang，xiaodemanlianzhezi。……yiduanduanshipin，
yizhangzhangzhaopian。bataweizhuangde“xianfengdaogu”，badeganganjingjing。quanchanghuaran。xuanandashidelian，
yijingcongbaisebianchenglezhuganse。“jiade！doushijiade！shipde！shiwumie！”tashengsilijiedihan。
“pde？”wolengxiaoyisheng，“liweidong，62sui，xiaoxuewenhua，laojiazaichengjiaolijiacun，
1985nianyindaoqiezuiruyusannian，1992nianyinzhapianzuiruyuwunian，
2003niankaishizicheng‘xuanandashi’，zhijinyizhapianshiyuqi，zongjinechaoguowuqianwan。
xuyaowobanidepanjueshuyefangchulaima？”wodeshengyin，xiangyibabinglengdedao，yidaoyidaogezaitadeshenshang。
tachedishale。zhanzaineili，doudexiangfengzhongdeluoye。wobamayekandaile。tamenkanzhemubushangdehuamian，
youkankanshenbianzheigetamenfengruoshenmingdedashi，lianshangdexueseyidiandiantunqu。
“bu……bukeneng……dashibushizheiyangderen……”womanannanziyu，wufajieshouzheigeshishi。“ma，
meishenmebukenengde。”wozoudaotashenbian，“tabushishenmedashi，
tazhishiyigejingzhunzhuazhulenimenneixinkongjuhejiaolvdepianzi。”“tagaosunimengongsihuipochan，
wobahuizuolao，duima？”wobamengditaiqitou，zhenjingdikanzhewo。“nizenmezhidao？
”“yinweinimenzuijindebiaoxian，fuhedianxingde‘weijiyingjifanying’。jiaolv、shimian、yinu，
bingqiejiyuxunqiuchaoziranliliangdebangzhu。”wokanzheta，yiziyijudishuo，“ba，gongsishibushichushile？
”wobadezuichundongledong，meishuochuhualai。dantadechenmo，yijingshuomingleyiqie。zheishihou，renqunli，
jigewoanpaihaode“teshukeren”zoulechulai。“liweidong！nizheigetianshadepianzi！
”yigezhongniannvrenchonglechulai，zhizhetadama，“nihaiwolaogongdegongsi！nihaiwoerzi！”tayichongchulai，
jiuxiangdianranle**tong。“jiushita！dangchujiushitapianwoshuowolaopoyouwaiyu，haidewomenjiaporenwang！
”“tahaipianlewosanbaiwan！shuoshijiwoerzimai‘tongtianfu’，baoyoutakaoshangdaxue！
”yiqunshouhaizhechongleshanglai，baxuanandashituantuanweizhu。changmianyidushikong。**zhaodemeitijizhe，
yekaishifengkuangpaizhao。woqinglaidetongshi，shishidinachuxinlipinggushebei，duizhewobamashuo：“jiangzong，furen，
zheishiwomenzuixindebianxieshixinliyalijianceyi。congnimengangcaidegexiangshenglizhibiaolaikan，
nimendeyalizhishuyijingchaoguolejingjiexian，xuyaolikejinxingxinliganyu。”tamenmengle。binkemenyemengle。
zheichangshengriyan，zouxianglesheiyexiangbudaodefangxiang。erwo，zhanzaihunluandezhongxin，
kanzheneigebeifennurenqunyanmeidelaopianzi，biaoqingpingjing。kexue，youshihouqueshiwufajieshisuoyoushiqing。
danyonglaichuopomixinhehuangyan，tayongyuanshineibazuifengli、zuiyouxiaodedao。jiuzaizheishi，
jigechuanzhezhifudejingchabokairenqun，zoulejinlai。tamenzoudaoliweidongmianqian，liangchulezhengjian。“liweidong，
nishexianduoqitedazhapianan，genwomenzouyitangba。”wobaodejing。zaishengriyankaishiqianyigexiaoshi。
wosuanhaoleshijian。woyaorangsuoyourendoukandao，shentanbengtadeyangzi。6.meiyoushenxian，