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小说简介

youzuozhenicexiongmaoxiedexiaoshuoshengriyanshang，wobamabangzhewojiyigelaoshengunxiaguichongxi，zhujiaoshixuananxiexun，youyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong，xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。”tahenkuaifanyingguolai，yaolingyaodegengxiangle，“wonaixuanmenzhengzong，jintianjiuyaoshoulenizheigeniezhang！”“haoa，nilaia，”wowaizhetou，kanzheta，xiaorongyuelai……

精彩章节

wojiaojiangche，zhiyexinlizixunshi，weiwuzhuyitietouwa。woba，jiangshijituanzongcai，shenjiabaiyi，

zuijinchenmixuanxue。woma，mingyuanguifu，richangshaoxiangbaifo，pengyouquantiantianzhuanfa《buzhuanbushizhongguoren》。

tamenliangzuijinbeiyigejiao“xuanandashi”delaoshengunxilenao。dashishuowominggedaisha，

shitianshaguxinghepocaibaijiade**ti，bixuzai26suishengriyanshang，duizhedongnanfangxiangyitiaogouxiagui，

cainenghuajiejiazudexueguangzhizai。woshitugentamenjiangdaoli，kepuxinlixue。wobabawodezhuanyeshurengle，

shuo：“xinlixuenengyoulaozuzongdexuanxuelihai？”womakuzheqiuwo：“cheche，jiudangshiweilebama，

niguiyixiazenmele？”xing，nimenbuxinkexue，xinxuanxue。neiwozheigexinlizixunshi，

jiuyongnimenzuixindefangshi，peinimenhaohaowanwan。wodaoyaokankan，shinimendexuanxueying，

haishiwodexinlixueshouduanzang。1.neigedashishuo，

wodejigouxiaguiwobabayifendnajiandingbaogaopaizaiwomianqian。“jiangche，nikankan。”wonaqilai，

saoleyiyan，shiwoheyigenanrende。jieguoxianshi，wuqinyuanguanxi。“suoyini？”wowen。

“suoyinibixuqujianxuanandashi！”wobadeshengyinbuda，danmeigezidouxiangxiaoshitou，yingbangbangde。

“yifenjiadejiandingbaogao，hejianyigeshengun，zheiliangjianshideluojilianxizaina？”woduanqikafei，heleyikou。

rede，youdiantangzui。womazuozaipangbian，yanquanhonghongde，shoulinianzheyichuanchenxiangfozhu。“cheche，dashishuole，

niminggeteshu，kefukemukejiayun，bixuzhaogeminggeyingdenanrenzhongheyixia。

zheigezhanggongzijiushidashijinizhaode，nilianjiandoubukenjian，womencaichucixiace……”“chucixiace，

zhiweizaoyifenwohemoshengrendednabaogao，pianwoshuowoshinimenjianlaide，biwojiufan？”wofangxiakafeibei，

kanzhetamen。wobadelianbengbuzhule，youdianfahong。womadeyanleizhijiediaolexialai。“womenyeshimeibanfa！

gongsizuijinjigexiangmudoubushun，dashishuojiushinikede！tashuonizaibu‘jiesha’，zanmenjiajiuyaopochanle！

”woxiaole。xiaodehendasheng。wo，jiangche，top2daxuexinlixueshuoshi，guojiaerjixinlizixunshi，

shouxiagongzuoshiyangzheshijigeren。xianzaiwoqindieqinma，yigeshangshigongsizongcai，yigemingyuanguifu，gaosuwo，

wodeduiwomenjiagongsifuze。fangshishiqujianyigebuzhidaocongnamaochulaide“dashi”。“xing，wojian。

”woshuo。wobamalengzhule。tamenkenengzhunbeileyibaijutaicilaigenwosike，jieguowoyiquanbamianhuadachuanle。

“buguo，bushiwoqujianta，”wozhanqilai，zhenglileyixiayifu，“shitalaijianwo。”“didianwoding，

shijianwoding。”“tayaoshibulai，jiushuomingtahewo‘wuyuan’。”woxuezhewomadekouqi，

ba“wuyuan”lianggezishuodeyinyangguaiqi。womadelianbaile。wobayipaizhuozi：“niyiweinishishei？

dashiriliwanji，shinizhaozhijilaihuizhijiqude？”“woshitakouzhongneigenengrangjiangjiapochandetianshaguxinga，

”wozoudaowobashenbian，wanxiayao，dingzhetadeyanjing，“ba，tayaoshibupawobatakesi，jiurangtalai。

”wobameihuashuole。takanzhewo，yanshenhenfuza。youfennu，youwunai，haiyouyidiandian……kongju。wocai，

neigedashikendingmeishaojitahuatu。huadequanshijiaporenwang，qilizisandeshibacengdiyutujing。tinghao。

wozuishanzhangde，jiushibarencongshibacengdiyulizhuaichulai。huozhe，batatuixiaqu。

xuanandashibiwoxiangxiangzhonglaidekuai。diertianxiawu，tajiuzuozhewojiadelaosilaisi，

beiwobamazhongxinggongyueyiyangqingjinlemen。tachuanzheyishenkanbuchupaizidehuisezhangpao，

shoulinazheyichuanyouguangzengliangdezhuzi，liuzheshanyanghu，yanshenhunzhuo，dankanrendeshihouyoudaizhedianshenshidejingguang。

dianxingdejianghupianzixingxiang。haishiduanweibijiaodideneizhong。wozuozaiketingdedanrenshafashang，meidong。

“zheiweijiushijiang**ba，”takaikoule，shengyindaizhedianguzuogaoshendeshaya，“guoranshiguibukeyandemingge，

zhishibeisushizhuoqimenglechen。”wobamayilian“dashishuodedui”dechongbaibiaoqing。wotaiyankanta：“dashi，

woyuenilai，shixiangrangnijiwosuansuan，wodaodikeleshei？”xuanandashinianlenianhuzi，meishuohua，

raozhewozouleyiquan。neiyanshen，buxiangzaikanren，xiangzaicaishichangtiaozhurou。zuihou，tatingzaiwomianqian，

yaoleyaotou。“jiangzong，furen，shuwozhiyan。”“**deshaqi，biwoyuxiangdehaiyaozhong。

”womadelianshunjianjiubaile。“dashi，nei……neizenmebana？”“jielinghaixuxilingren，

”dashideyanjingmileqilai，luozaiwoshenshang，“xinbinghaixuxinyaoyi。”“**desha，yuanyuxinlideao。

bukenditou，bukenfuruan，zheiguqidingzhe，sheidoujiubule。”wochadianguzhang。shuodezhenhao。

bawoxinggeqiangshidetedian，zhijieniuquchengle“shaqi”。zheishisuoyoupuadeguanyongjileng，xianfoudingni，

jinitieshangfumianbiaoqian，rangnixianruziwohuaiyi。“neidashideyisishi？”wobajinzhangdiwen。“shengriyan。

”dashituchusangezi。“**26suideshengriyan，shigekan。”“neitian，yinyangjiaohui，shaqizuizhong。

danyezhiyouneitian，nengyongzhiyangzhigangzhifa，polezheisha。”tadunledun，muguangsaoguowobama，

zuihouluozaiwolianshang，yiziyijudishuo：“shengriyandangtian，wushisanke，**xuzaijiangjiadazhaidezhengnanfang，

duizheyizhichunheidegongquan，xingsanbaijiukouzhili。”“neigou，jiushinide‘zhenshalingshou’。”“niguileta，

jiudengyuguiletiandi，moleaoqi。zheisha，ziranjiujiele。”kongqianjingle。

anjingdenengtingdaowomadaoxilengqideshengyin。wobadelianse，biguodihaihei。wokanzhexuanandashi，

zheigelaoshengundelianshang，daizheyizhongbeitianminrendeweixiao。fangforangwoqujigouxiagui，shishenmetiandadeenci。

womeishuohua。wozhishihuanhuanzhanleqilai。zoudaotamianqian。ranhou，taishou，jiletayigedazuibazi。qingcui。

xiangliang。wobamengle。womashale。xuanandashiwuzhelian，yemengle。“ni……nigandawo？

”“danizenmele？”woshuaileshuaishou，shouxinyoudianma，“dashi，nibangwosuansuan，wozheiyibazhangxiaqu，

shinixiansi，haishiwojiangjiaxianpochan？”2.wobashuo，

buguijiugunchuzheigejiaxuanandashishibeiwobamaliangundaipasongzoude。laotouwuzhebanbianzhongqilaidelian，

zoudeshihouyanshenyuandu，huoxiangwoshibaoletajiazufendechouren。ketingli，qifenjiangdaolebingdian。

womatanzaishafashang，yigejingerdiku。wobazuozaiwoduimian，yigenjieyigendichouxueqie，

nongliedeyanweiqiangderenxiangkesou。tazhongyukaikoule。“jiangche，nibixudaoqian。”“gensheidaoqian？

neigelaopianzi？”“tashidashi！”wobabaxueqiewangyanhuigangliyien，“nijintiandaleta，

nizhidaohouguoyouduoyanzhongma？！”“houguo？shenmehouguo？tawanshangchenwoshuizhelejiwoxiajiangtou，

haishizaibeihouzhawoxiaoren？”**zaishafashang，qiaoqierlangtui。“ni……nijianzhibukeliyu！

”wobaqideshoudoudoule，“woyijingjuedingle，shengriyanneitian，nibixuzhaodashishuodezuo！”“jigouxiagui？

”wotiaoletiaomei。“dui！”“ruguowobuni？”“neinijiugunchuzheigejia！”wobahoulechulai，

bozishangdeqingjindoubaoqilaile，“wojiangmourenmeiyounizheizhongbuxiaonv！jiangjiadeyiqie，

niyebiexiangdedaoyifenyihao！”wokanzheta。yigezaishangchangshangshafaguoduan，chizhafengyundenanren，

cikexianggebeixinaodekuangxintu，mianmuzhengning。tingkebeide。“haoa。”wozhanqilai，

“duanjuefunvguanxishiba？keyi，zhaolvshiba，wosuishiqianzi。”“ni！”wobayikouqimeishanglai，

zhizhewo，shuobuchuhua。womajianzhuang，ganjinpuguolaibaozhuwodetui。“cheche，nibiegennibajiangle！

nijiutinghuayiciba！maqiunile！”takudeshangqibujiexiaqi，“dashishuole，niyaoshibuzhaozuo，

nibadegongsihuichudashi，tahuizuolaode！”e，yuanlaikongheshengjile。congpochan，daozuolao。

xiayibushibushijiuyao**guangle？wobaikaiwomadeshou，batafuhuishafashang。“ma，nixinta，

haishixinninver？”“wo……wodangranxinni，keshidashita……”“tashenme？

tasuanchulexiayiqicaipiaozhongjianghaoma，haishiyujianlexiacigushidadie？”wokanzheta，“ma，

nixinyigekaozuipizichifandepianzi，yebuxinniyishouyangda，duleershiduonianshu，

xianzaizhuanmenyanjiurenxinlidenver？”womabeiwowenzhule，zhishiyigejingerdiliuyanlei。wotanlekouqi。

genbeishenduxinaoderenjiangluoji，shimeiyongde。tamenderenzhixitongyijingbihuanle。nigentashuokexue，

tashuonibudongxuanxue。nigentashuoluoji，tashuonimeiyoujingweizhixin。xiangdapozheigebihuan，zhiyouyigebanfa。

yongtamendefangshi，dabaitamen。“ba，ma。”woshenxiyikouqi，biaoqingbiandeyansu。“wogangcaidaledashi，

xianzaiyoudianhouhui。”wobamatongshitaiqitou，yanshenlidaizheyisijingyahexiji。“wogangcaihuifangjian，

yuexiangyuehaipa。zongjuedeshenshangfaleng，xinhuangdelihai。”wowuzhexiongkou，meitoujinsuo，yifuhoupadeyangzi。

zheishibiaoyandediyibu，shiruo。rangtamenjuede，wodefangxiankaishisongdongle。“wojiushuoba！chongzhuangledashi，

kendinghuiyoubaoyingde！”womalikejinzhangqilai。“nei……neizenmeban？”wobayeyouxiehuangle。“suoyi，

wojuedingle。”wokanzhetamen，yanshen“jianding”，“wotingnimende。shengriyanneitian，wogui。

”wobazhangzhangdisonglekouqi，zhenggerendoutanzaileshafashang。womaxijierqi，guolaibaozhewo：“haohaizi，

majiuzhidaonizuixiaoshunle。”worenyoutabaozhe，zuijiaogouqiyimotamenkanbujiandehudu。gui？keyi。

danwojiangchedexigai，kebushineimehaojiede。wodaoyaokankan，neitiaogou，neigedashi，haiyounimen，

daodisheinengchengshoudeqiwozheiyigui。jiexialaidejitian，jialiqifenkongqiandehao。

wobakanwodeyanshendouwenroulebushao，womagengshibianzhefajiwozuohaochide。

tamenyiweiwo“xiangtongle”、“huitoushian”le。erwo，kaishilewodejihua。diyibu，soujiqingbao。

wozhaolege**，batanengchadaode，guanyuxuanandashideyiqie，doujiwofanlechulai。zheilaotou，

benmingliweidong，xiaoxuewenhua，nianqingshizaicunlijiushigeerliuzi，houlaiqumiaolidangguojitianzagong，

tinglexiejingwen，jiuchulaizicheng“dashi”le。zhuanpianyouqianren。youqishineixieshiyebushun，huozhejiatingyoubiangu，

neixinjidujiaolvdeyouqianren。tadepianshuhenjiandan：zhizaokonghuang，ranhoujichuweiyide、huangmiudejiejuefangan。

nixinle，tajiuyouqianna。nibuxin，tajiujixukongheni，zhidaonixinweizhi。wokanzhezhentanjiwodeziliao，

yitahouhoudea4zhi。shangmianjiluletapianguodeshijigeren，sheanjinegaodashuqianwan。

bushaorenbeitapiandeqilizisan，gongsipochan。zhaopianshang，liweidongmanmianhongguangdiconggezhonghaocheshangxialai。

beijingshifulitanghuangdebieshu，hetaneiyishenhuipaozigegeburu。henhao。zhengjulianyijingchubuxingchengle。

danzheihaibugou。woyaodebushibatasongjinjianyu。taibianyitale。woyaodeshi，zaiwobama，

yijisuoyoubeitaqipianguoderenmianqian，qinshoubatapengshangshentan，zaibatahenhendishuaixialai。shuaidefenshensuigu，

yongshibudefanshen。zheijiuxuyaodierbu。yichangjingxinshejidebiaoyan。erwo，

jiangshizheichangbiaoyanweiyidezhujiaohedaoyan。3.wokaishi“zhongxie”lejihuadedierbu，jiaozuo“zhengzhuangmoni”。

zuoweiyigexinlizixunshi，wotaiqingchurenzaijiduanyalihejingshenanshixiahuichuxianshenmexingweile。biru，mengyan，

huanting，qingxushikong。neitianchiwanfandeshihou，woguyibakuaizidiaozailedishang。zaiwobamakanguolaideshihou，

wodeyanshenshunjianbiandejingkong，sisididingzheyigekongwuyirendejiaoluo。“shei？sheizaineili？”woshengyinfadou。

“cheche，zenmele？neilimeirena。”womajinzhangdizhanleqilai。“bu……youren，wokandaole，

”wozhizheneigejiaoluo，shentikaishifadou，

“yigechuanhuipaozideren……tazaiduiwoxiao……”wobadelianseyebianle。“biehushuo！”“womeihushuo！

tajiuzaineili！”woturanjianjiaoqilai，baozhetoudunlexiaqu，“tashuowopaobudiaode……tashuowochongzhuangleta，

tayaorangwobudehaosi……”wokudesixinliefei，hunshenchouchu。wobamachedihuangle。tamenchongguolai，

yigebaozhuwo，yigejiwoshunqi。“bupabupa，cheche，youbamazai！

”“dashi……shidashizaichengfawo……”wozhuazhewomadegebo，zhijiadoukuaiqianjintarouli，“ma，

wohaopa……woshibushiyaosile……”neitianwanshang，wonaolebansu。tamenqinglailejiatingyisheng，

jiwodalezhendingji。wo“shuizhe”zhihou，yinyuetingdaowobazaiketingdadianhua。shengyinyadehendi，

danchongmanlechanmeihehuangkong。wozhidao，tashizaidajixuanandashi。wodeyuer，yijingchenggongfangchuqule。

diertian，xuanandashiyoulaile。zheici，tabushiyigerenlaide。tahaidailelianggechuanzhedaopaodexiaotudi，

shoulinazhetaomujianhelingdang，shayoujieshi。wobamabatafengruoshenmingdiqingjinlai。wochuanzheshuiyi，toufalingluan，

yanshendaizhidizuozaishafashang。“dashi，ninkuaikankanwonver，tazheishizenmele？”womadaizhekuqiang。

xuanandashinianzhehuzi，zhuangmozuoyangdizaiwomianqianzoulejibu。ranhoutaturanshenchulianggenshouzhi，

dianxiangwodemeixin。zaitashouzhikuaiyaopengdaowodeshihou，womengditaiqitou，liekaizui，

duitaluchuleyigeguiyidexiaorong。tongshi，woyongyizhongwanquanbuxiangwozijide，

youjianyouxideshengyinshuo：“nigandongta？”xuanandashideshoujiangzailebankong。wobamahedehoutuileyibu。

“nishishei？”xuanandashilishenghedao。“woshishei？”wo“gege”dixiaoleqilai，

“woshigenletashijiniande‘dongxi’，niyigefanfusuzi，yeganlaiguanwodexianshi？

”zheishiwojitashedetao。yibandeshengun，yudaozheizhongqingkuang，wufeiliangzhongfanying。yizhongshizhijieshuowoshizhuangde，

huozheshuowoshijingshenbing。danzheiyangyilai，tade“dashi”shenfenjiupogongle。

yinweitawufajieshitazhiqianshuode“shaqi”。lingyizhong，jiushishunzhewodehuawangxiayan，

chengrenwoshenshangyou“dongxi”。zheiyang，jiunengbatazijisuzaochengyigeneng“quxie”degaoren。

xuanandashixianranshidierzhong。talianseyichen，congtudishoulinaguoyigelingdang，kaishiyaohuangqilai。

“dadanyaonie！jingganzaicizuosui！haibususubaoshangminglai！”wobaozheduzi，xiaodegenglihaile。“jiupingni？

yigetoujimogoudejianghupianzi，yepeiwenwodemingzi？”xuanandashidetongkongmengdiyisuo。

tayaolingdangdeshoutingdunleyimiao。wobuzhuodaolezheigexijie。taxinxule。“yipaihuyan！

”tahenkuaifanyingguolai，yaolingyaodegengxiangle，“wonaixuanmenzhengzong，jintianjiuyaoshoulenizheigeniezhang！

”“haoa，nilaia，”wowaizhetou，kanzheta，xiaorongyuelaiyueda，“nijintianyaoshishoubulewo，

wojiugenzheni，rangnichifanfanbuxiang，shuijueshuibuzhe，zuihouqiqiaoliuxue，changchuandulan！”woyibianshuo，

yibianyongzhijiahenhendiqiazhezijidegebo。henkuai，yidaoxuehenjiuchuxianle。wobamayijinghedeshuobuchuhuale。

xuanandashideetoushang，yeshenchuleyicengximidehan。tameixiangdao，zheige“xiewu”zheimenanchan，

haizhidaotadedixi。takaishinianyixiesheiyetingbudongdezhouyu，nazhetaomujianzaiwomianqianbibihuahua。

wopeihedijianjiao，dagun，shuohuhua。yanledagaibangexiaoshi，wo“tilibuzhi”，“yun”leguoqu。

xuanandashiyeleideqichuanyuyu。taduiwobamashuo：“**shenshang，guorangenlegelihaidedongxi。

zheidongxiyuanqihenzhong，shichongzhe**defuguiminglaide。”“nei……neizenmebanadashi？

”wobadeshengyindouzaidou。“xingkuifaxiandezao，”dashicalebahan，yifuyuanqidashangdeyangzi，

“shengriyandeyishi，jueduibunengchurenhechacuo！neishiweiyidejihui！”“neitian，wohuiqinzibuzhen，

qingtianbingtianjiang，zhenzhuzheigexiewu。**zhiyaochengxinguibai，jiunengbatachedisongzou！”“haohaohao，

yiqiedoutingdashide！”wobamadiantourudaosuan。tamenzouhou，wocongshafashang“youyouzhuanxing”。

yanshenmimangdikanzhewobama。“ba，ma，wogangcaizenmele？”womabaozhewo，kudeqibuchengsheng。

“meishile，meishile，youdashizai，shenmeshidoumeiyoule。”**zaitahuaili，xinlilengxiao。shia，

meishile。wutaiyijingdahao，yanyuanquanbujiuwei。jiudengzhewoshengrineitian，damulakaile。4.shengriyan，

bianchengleshenpanchangwo26suishengriyan，bandekongqianshengda。didianjiuzaiwojiadecaopingshang，binkeyunji，

chengzhongdanfanyoudiantoulianderenwudoulaile。tamenshilaikanwozheigehaomenqianjindeshengripaiduide。tamenbuzhidao，

tamenjijiangjianzhengde，shiyichangjingxincehuadeshenpan。wochuanzheyishenhongsedelifu，zhanzaierloudechuangbian，

kanzhelouxiayixiangbinying，gongchoujiaocuo。wobamapeizaixuanandashishenbian，duitabigongbijing。

neigelaoshengunjintianhuanleyishengengkuazhangdehuangsedaopao，shangmianxiuzhelongfeifengwudefuwen，shoulinazheyibafuchen，

xianfengdaogu，renmogouyang。tazaicaopingdezhengnanfang，buzhileyigelinshidefatan。fatanpangbian，yigelongzili，

guanzheyitiaotongtiwuheide……hashiqi。dui，hashiqi。wochadianxiaochusheng。

wobamadagaishizhaobudaochunheidezhonghuatianyuanquan，youjuedezangaotaixiong，jiugaolezheimegewanyierlailanyuchongshu。

neizhierhayilian“woshisheiwozaina”demengbibiaoqing，gujiyexiangbumingbaizijizenmejiuchengle“zhenshalingshou”。

**yijinghunjinlebinkeli，tahuiquanchengluxiang。woyeyaoqinglewogongzuoshidejigetongshi，

tamendaizhezhuanyedexinlipinggushebei，weizhuangchenglewodepengyou。haiyoujiweiteshude“keren”，

yeyijingjiuweile。tamenshixuanandashi，yejiushiliweidong，yiqiande“kehu”。beitapiandezuicandeneijiwei。

wobatamenanpaizailezuibuqiyan，danshijiaozuihaodeweizhi。wushisanke，kuaidaole。

siyizaitaishangreqingyangyidixuanbu，shengrihuidezhongtouxijijiangkaishi。suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaoguolai。

womashangloulai，lazhewodeshou。“cheche，shijiandaole，womenxiaquba。”tadeshouxinquanshihan。wodiandiantou，

genzhetazouxialouti。dangwochuanzhehongselifuchuxianshi，quanchangxiangqileyizhenzhangshenghejingtansheng。

woweixiaozheduizhongrendiantouzhiyi。ranhou，jingzhizouxiangneigekexiaodefatan。

wobahexuanandashiyijingzaineilidengzhele。“jishiyidao！”xuanandashigaoheyisheng，shengyinhongliang。

tanaqiyitahuangzhi，yonghuodianran，rengjinyigehuopenli，zuiliniannianyouci。binkemendouanjingxialai，

haoqidikanzhezheiyimu。youderenjuedexinqi，youderenjuedehuangmiu，danmeirenchusheng。bijing，

zheishijiangjiadezhuchang。“jiangche，”wobazoudaowoshenbian，yadishengyin，“andashishuodezuo。”wokanzheta，

meishuohua。xuanandashinaqifuchen，zaiwotoudingsaolesanxia。“yaoniehaibususuxianxing！”ranhou，

taduiwobashuo：“jiangzong，rang**guixiaba。”quanchangdekongqidouninggule。suoyourendoudengdaleyanjing，

kanzhewo。rangwo……guixia？duizheyigegoulongzi？wobazoudaowoshenbian，yonglianzhuwodejianbang。“jiangche，

guixia！”tadeliqihenda，xiangshiyaobawodegutouniesui。wonengkandaotaejiaodehanzhu。tabiwohaijinzhang。

tapawobupeihe，pawodangzhongrangtaxiabulaitai。yepabuzheimezuo，tajiuhuizhendezuolao。womazaiyipang，

shuangshouheshi，jinzhangdekuaiyaoyunguoqu。wohuanhuandi，huanhuandi，wanxialexigai。

jiuzaiwoxigaikuaiyaopengdaodishangderuandianshi，wokaikoule。shengyinbuda，dantongguosiyixiongkoudemaikefeng，

qingxidichuanbianlezhenggecaoping。“ba，ma，zaiguizhiqian，wonengwendashiyigewentima？”suoyourendoulengzhule。

wobadedongzuoyetingle。“niyouxiangshuashenmehuayang？”“bushuahuayang，

”wokanzhefatanshangneigedaomaoanrandelaopianzi，xiaolexiao，“wojiushihaoqi。dashizheimeshentongguangda，

nengbunengsuanchu，tazijishenmeshihouhuiyoulaoyuzhizai？”xuanandashidelianse，shunjianbianle。5.kexue，

shichuopomixinzuifenglidedao“ni……nihushuoshenme！”xuanandashidefanyinghenkuai，talikezhizhewo，

lishenghedao，“dingshineixiewuzaizuosui！tazhidaobendashiyaoshouleta，suoyizaizuozuihoudezhengzha！

”tayandehenxiang，yilianzhengqi。henduobinkedoubeitahuzhule，kaishiqieqiesiyu。“shia，

buranjiang**zenmehuishuozheizhonghua？”“kanlaishizhendezhongxiele……”wobadeliansegengnankanle，

tajiadaleshoushangdeliqi，xiangbawoanxiaqu。“jiangche！bienaole！kuaiguixia！”“nao？”wozhiqishenzi，

shuaikaitadeshou，“ba，nidaoxianzaihaijuedewoshizainaoma？”wozhuanshen，mianxiangsuoyoubinke。“geweilaibin，

henbaoqian，zaiwodeshengriyanshang，jidajiakanleyichangnaoju。”“danzheichangnaoju，jintianbixuyougejieju。

”wocongshoubaolinachuyigexiaoxiaodeyaokongqi，anleyixia。shenhoubieshuerloudeqiangbishang，

yikuaijudadetouyingmubuhuanhuanjiangxia。touyingyiliangqi，huamianqingxiditouzaimubushang。diyigehuamian，

shixuanandashi，yejiushiliweidong，guangzhebangzizaimajiangguanlidapai，zuilidiaozheyan，zanghualianpian。

diergehuamian，shitalouzheyigenianqingnvren，zoujinyijiaqingqujiudian。disangehuamian，

shitashouxiayigelaobandiguolaideyigezhuangmanxianjindepixiang，xiaodemanlianzhezi。……yiduanduanshipin，

yizhangzhangzhaopian。bataweizhuangde“xianfengdaogu”，badeganganjingjing。quanchanghuaran。xuanandashidelian，

yijingcongbaisebianchenglezhuganse。“jiade！doushijiade！shipde！shiwumie！”tashengsilijiedihan。

“pde？”wolengxiaoyisheng，“liweidong，62sui，xiaoxuewenhua，laojiazaichengjiaolijiacun，

1985nianyindaoqiezuiruyusannian，1992nianyinzhapianzuiruyuwunian，

2003niankaishizicheng‘xuanandashi’，zhijinyizhapianshiyuqi，zongjinechaoguowuqianwan。

xuyaowobanidepanjueshuyefangchulaima？”wodeshengyin，xiangyibabinglengdedao，yidaoyidaogezaitadeshenshang。

tachedishale。zhanzaineili，doudexiangfengzhongdeluoye。wobamayekandaile。tamenkanzhemubushangdehuamian，

youkankanshenbianzheigetamenfengruoshenmingdedashi，lianshangdexueseyidiandiantunqu。

“bu……bukeneng……dashibushizheiyangderen……”womanannanziyu，wufajieshouzheigeshishi。“ma，

meishenmebukenengde。”wozoudaotashenbian，“tabushishenmedashi，

tazhishiyigejingzhunzhuazhulenimenneixinkongjuhejiaolvdepianzi。”“tagaosunimengongsihuipochan，

wobahuizuolao，duima？”wobamengditaiqitou，zhenjingdikanzhewo。“nizenmezhidao？

”“yinweinimenzuijindebiaoxian，fuhedianxingde‘weijiyingjifanying’。jiaolv、shimian、yinu，

bingqiejiyuxunqiuchaoziranliliangdebangzhu。”wokanzheta，yiziyijudishuo，“ba，gongsishibushichushile？

”wobadezuichundongledong，meishuochuhualai。dantadechenmo，yijingshuomingleyiqie。zheishihou，renqunli，

jigewoanpaihaode“teshukeren”zoulechulai。“liweidong！nizheigetianshadepianzi！

”yigezhongniannvrenchonglechulai，zhizhetadama，“nihaiwolaogongdegongsi！nihaiwoerzi！”tayichongchulai，

jiuxiangdianranle**tong。“jiushita！dangchujiushitapianwoshuowolaopoyouwaiyu，haidewomenjiaporenwang！

”“tahaipianlewosanbaiwan！shuoshijiwoerzimai‘tongtianfu’，baoyoutakaoshangdaxue！

”yiqunshouhaizhechongleshanglai，baxuanandashituantuanweizhu。changmianyidushikong。**zhaodemeitijizhe，

yekaishifengkuangpaizhao。woqinglaidetongshi，shishidinachuxinlipinggushebei，duizhewobamashuo：“jiangzong，furen，

zheishiwomenzuixindebianxieshixinliyalijianceyi。congnimengangcaidegexiangshenglizhibiaolaikan，

nimendeyalizhishuyijingchaoguolejingjiexian，xuyaolikejinxingxinliganyu。”tamenmengle。binkemenyemengle。

zheichangshengriyan，zouxianglesheiyexiangbudaodefangxiang。erwo，zhanzaihunluandezhongxin，

kanzheneigebeifennurenqunyanmeidelaopianzi，biaoqingpingjing。kexue，youshihouqueshiwufajieshisuoyoushiqing。

danyonglaichuopomixinhehuangyan，tayongyuanshineibazuifengli、zuiyouxiaodedao。jiuzaizheishi，

jigechuanzhezhifudejingchabokairenqun，zoulejinlai。tamenzoudaoliweidongmianqian，liangchulezhengjian。“liweidong，

nishexianduoqitedazhapianan，genwomenzouyitangba。”wobaodejing。zaishengriyankaishiqianyigexiaoshi。

wosuanhaoleshijian。woyaorangsuoyourendoukandao，shentanbengtadeyangzi。6.meiyoushenxian，