殡葬直播：我靠送葬成国民情绪师
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【wangshengxinlizixunsuo】dehengwentanxiang，yabuzhusumoleixiashenchude、daizheyinhanxingqidexue。
yingshidewuranrutongfugubingzhen，meiyicixintiaodoujiaodongzheshangkoushenchudehuibaisixian，xueruozhepanguandiandeziranhuifu。
zhuoshang，neigefengcunzhebianhua“liwu”dejinshuhe，xiangyikedingshizhadan，sanfazhewushengdeeyi。
chuangshang，linyuedehuxijicuqilai。
“……zhizhu……zaixiao……heiying……dao……”tademengyiyuelaiyueqingxi，buzaishilingsandeciju，ershidaizhechangjingdepianduanfushu
“……wangdefa……lixiulian……shufang……jiejiesuozhe……sumo！houmian——！”
zuihouyishengjianjiao，daizhemengjingzhongdejingkong，cipolezhensuodeningjing。
tamengdizuoqi，shuangyanyuanzheng，tongkongquemeiyoujiaoju，fangfohaixianzai301shineidiyubandejingxiangli，hanshuijintouleefa，hunhezheyanjiaoweigandexuejia。
“xingle？”sumodeshengyinshaya，daizhezhongshanghoudexuruo，danyanshenruiliruchu
“ganjuezenmeyang？naozilihaiyouzhizhuzaipama？”
linyuemangrandizhuantou，shixianjujiaozaisumochanzhefuwenbengdaideshangshen，leixiahejianbeidebengdaishenchuanhongyuhuibaijiaozhidehenji。
jiyirutongjuedidehongshui，guoxiezhezhanchoudejuntan、simingdezhujian、binglengdeyingren、haiyouniejingtaizhongwangdefahelixiulianniuqudezuilian……shunjianchongkualeta。
“ou——！”tamengdiwuzhuzui，qiangliedeexinganrangtaquansuoqilai，weilifanjiangdaohai。bushishenglideoutu，ershijingshenbeiguoduwurandeyingjifanying。
“kanlai‘anhunlu’jiliangbugou。”sumozhoumei，youduihuanleyiping（-100dian），buyoufenshuoniekaitadezuiguanxiaqu
“shengzhediantu，wozheiermeiyubeinideshukoushui。”
bingliangdeyetihuaruhoulong，dailaiyisiqingming，qiangxingyaxialeneifantengdeexin。linyuechuanzhecuqi，yanshenfuzadikanzhesumo：
“ni…nidaodishishenmeren？neixie…neixieguaiwu…haiyouneigejingzi…neigehuichuanqiangdeche…”
“yigesongkuaidide。”sumochelechezuijiao，qianchedaoshangkou，tengdesileyisheng，“zhuansong**zhidadiyujiajijian。zhiyunikandaode，gongxini，linjingguan，xiti‘tongling’tizhidalibao，haishibeidongchufa、qiangzhichenjinvrtiyanban。”
“tongling…”linyuenannanziyu，ditoukanzhezijiweiweizhandoudeshou。
taxiangqilecangkulineiguiyideshaonvchuoqi，xiangqile301shichongjibozhongneiyiwangenshaohongdegangzhenzharudanaodetongku。
kongjuganzaicixilai，dangengqiangliedeshiyizhonghuangmiugan——taershiduonianjianxindekexueshijieguan，zaiyiyezhijianbeizadefensui。
“wo…wohuibuhuiyebianchengguaiwu？”tashengyindaizhebuyichajuedezhandou。
“zanshibuhui，”sumozhilezhizijileixia
“youxianbianguaiwudeminge，wopainiqianmian。nidingduoshinaoziliduolegebushoukongdejiankonghuifangqi。”
【jinggao！‘yingshi’wuranhuoxingtisheng！jianyilijichuli！】
【jinggao！jiancedaoweiruokongjianraodong…laiyuan：zhensuorukouwaice！】
jihuzaixitongjingbaoxiangqidetongshi！
砰——！！！
zhensuoneishankansiputongdemumen，beiyigujudadeliliangcongwaibuhenhenzhuangkai！binglengde、daizhebinyiguanteyouyinsenqixidekongqishunjianyongru！
menkouzhanzhede，bushiren！
neishiyijugaodufulan、sanfazhenonglieshichoudequti！tachuanzhepolandehuanweigongzhifu，touluyiyigeguiyidejiaoduwaixiezhe，yanzhuhunzhuotuoluo，quchongzaikongdongdeyankuanglirudong。
dantadedongzuoqueyichangxunmeng，fulandeshouzhuarutongtieqian，daizhehuxiaodefengsheng，zhizhuaxiangchuangbianganggangzuoqidelinyue！
【jiancedao‘shikui’！dijiwuranwu！shou‘qingjiegong’yingshiwurancaokong！】
“xiaoxin！”sumotongkongzhousuo，zhongshangdeshentibaofachuzuihoudeminjie。tamengdijianglinyuewangchuangliceyitui，zijizejiezhefanzuoyonglixiangcefangfangun！
嗤啦！
fulandelizhuacazhelinyuedegebolveguo，sipoletadeyixiu，liuxiajidaowuheidezhuahen！yiguyinhandeshidushunjianqinru！
“e！”linyuetonghuyisheng，ganjuezhengtiaoshoubeidoumamule。
“yinhunbusan！”sumoyanzhongliqibaozhang。tabanguizaidi，genbenmeishijianqishen，youshouzaixukongzhongmengdiyizhua！
嗡！
xuanfudezhiboqiushunjianjihuo！youlanguangmangsaoguopomenerrudeshikuihezhensuoneidelangjie！
【‘yinjianzhengyi’zhibojianqiangzhikaiqi！】
【dangqianbiaoti：‘jizhenshijinghun！binzangxiaogezaixianjiepouxingshi！’】
hailiangguanzhongshunjianyongru，danmushunjianbaozha：
“**！yikaipingjiuzheime**？！”
“zheishenmeguidongxi？！sangshi？！”
“nvjingjiejieshoushangle！panguangekuaijiuren！”
“beijing…zheizhensuokanzhehaoguiyi！panguangedemimijidi？”
“youshishangjijinhui？！meiwanleshiba！”
“gun！”sumoduizhezhiboqiudihou，tongshiyinianfeng**zuo！【duihuan‘qingxuxindiantutiepian’（yicixing）！panguandian-200！mubiao：shikui！】
sanmeishanshuozheweiruohongguangde、xingrugulaofuzhoudejinshutiepianpingkongchuxian，rutongyoushengmingban，“sousousou”jingzhunditiezaileshikuifulandexiongkou！
滋滋滋——！
tiepianjiechufuroudeshunjian，baofachuqiangliedehongguang！shikuidedongzuomengdiyizhi，fachutongkudesihao！
taxiongkoufulandepirouxia，jingranfuxianchuyifujulietiaodong、xiantiaoniuquhunluandaojizhide“xindiantu”！
neibingfeishengwudianxinhao，ershitatineicanliude、beiqiangxingniuqufangdadeyuannianhekongju——shuyutashengqianbeiyingshiwuranzhemozhisidetongkuqingxu！
“guanzhongpengyoumen！”sumodeshengyinbinglengdichuantoushikuidesihao
“kanhaole！zheijiushi**sihoudoubuanfen，beimuhouheishoufeiwuliyongdexiachang！xindiantuxianshi——yuannianchaobiao，kongjubaobiao，jianyizhijiehuohua，guhuidoubieliu！”
taqiangrenzheleixiajutongheyingshideyinhan，mengdiqianpu！shouzhongbuzhiheshiyiwozhuneibaduihuandegubi！bishoujianduanyingraozhezuihouningjude、daizheshenpanyizhidepanguanzhili！
噗嗤！
gubijingzhunwubidicirushikuixiongkouneijulieniuqude“qingxuxindiantu”zhongxin！
“eaaa——！！！”
shikuifachuzuihouyishengbusirenshengdecanhao，xiongkouhongguangshunjianbaozhangdaojizhi！
neihunluandexindiantuxiantiaorutongshaoduandebaoxiansi，mengdizhakai！wushuyuannianhekongjudesuipianhuazuoxinghongdedianshesisanfeijian！
【qingxuguozai！mubiao‘shikui’bengkui！】
【shourongdijiyingshicanliu！panguandian+50！】
shikuifulandeshentirutongbeichoukonglesuoyouzhicheng，shunjiankuataxiaqu，huazuoyitanmaozheheiyande、xingchoupubidelanni！
zhibojiandedanmubei“666”he“panguanniubi”chedishuaping！
sumozhuzhegubi，danxiguidi，juliechuanxi，lenghanjintoulehoubei。
gangcaidebaofajihuhaojinletacanyudetili，yingshideyinhanchenjifanpu，shangkouchudehuibaisixiansihurudongdegenghuanle。
“sumo！”linyuezhengzhazhepaguolai，liansecangbai，kanzhezijiwuheimamudeshoubei，yanzhongdaizhekongju
“我的手…”
“sibule。”sumopieleyiyan，shengyinshaya
“shidueryi，biyingshihaoduifu。renzhedian，zhibohaimeiguanni。”
tazhengzhazhezhanqi，zoudaoneitanmaozheheiyandefuniqian，duizhezhiboqiu，yanshensaoguopobaidemenkuang，fangfochuantoukongjiankandaolemuhouheishou，yiziyiju，daizhebinglengdeshayi：
“shangjijinhui，‘qingjiegong’…haiyouneigesongkuaidide‘yuanding’！nimenhenxihuanwanyindeshiba？xihuanyongshitidazhaohu？xing，lishangwanglai！”
taranxuedeshoumengdizhixiangjingtou，rutongxiadazuihoudetongdie：
“xiacisongdan，laoziqinzishangmenqujian——yongnimendeguhuihe！”
直播间瞬间黑屏。
【zhibojieshu！fengzhiguanzhong：5，210，333！huode‘difudianzan’！panguandianjiesuanzhong…】
heipingdeshunjian，sumozaiyezhichengbuzhu，shentiyihuang，xianghoudaoqu。
linyuejinghuyisheng，gubushangzijideshoubei，yongjinquanlipuguoquxiangyaofuzhuta，quebeitachenzhongdeshentidaideyiqishuaidaozaidi。
binglengdejinshuhe，jingjingtangzaibuyuanchudeshuzhuoshang。bianhuadeyinji，zaizhensuorouhededengguangxia，shanshuozheyaoyideguang。