殡葬直播：我靠送葬成国民情绪师渡劫仙曲11-著

小说简介

zaidujiexianqu11debixia，《binzangzhibo：wokaosongzangchengguominqingxushi》chengweiyibuyinrenrushengdeduanpianyanqingzuopin。zhujiaosumolinyuedemingyunquzheliqi，tongguodutedeshijiaohejingcaideqingjiezhankai，yinfaduzheduirenxing、mingyundengshenkedesikao。benshuyiqikourenxinxiandexushufangshihefengfuduocaideqingganmiaoxieerwenming。“youxianbianguaiwudeminge，wopainiqianmian。nidingduoshinaoziliduolegebushoukongdejiankonghuifangqi。”【jinggao！‘yingshi’wuranhuoxingtisheng！jianyilijichuli！】……。

精彩章节

neiduoyaoyidebianhuayinji，rutongninggudexianxue，zaicangkuhunhuangdengguangdeyingzhaoxia，sanfazhewushengdeeyi。

binglengdebaoguojingjingtangzaidishang，xiangyikuailaizidiyudemubei。

sumoquanshendeshenjingshunjianbengjindaolejizhi！tongkongshousuoruzhenjian！tameiyoulikequpengbaoguo，ershirutongzuijingjuedeliebao，ruilidemuguangxunsusaoshisizhou！

cangkuliduifangdezawuyinying、gaogaodehuojiadingduan、mengzhefangchenbudehuangquanchuzuchehoufang、shenzhitoudingbumanhuichendehengliang…meiyigekenengzangniweixiandejiaoluodoubeitabinglengdeshixianliguo。

huxifangdejiqing，erduobuzhuozhezuixiweideshengxiang——fengsheng、yuanchuchengshimohudexuanxiao、zijixueyeliudongdeshengyin…meiyouyichang。

meiyoudiergerendexintiao，meiyouyinyingdebodong，meiyoukongjianbeiraodongdelianyi。

duifangshifangxiabaoguojiulikaile？haishi…zheibao**shenjiushixianjing？

【jinggao！jiancedaoweizhigaonongduduoxingnengliangfanying！mubiaobaoguoyunhanweizhifengxian！jianyishiyong‘wangxiangtaiwurenji’（jichutancexing）jinxingsaomiao！duihuanxu：150panguandian！】

xitongdetishidaizheqiansuoweiyoudeningzhong。

“duihuan！”sumohaobuyouyu。panguandian-150！

yijiajinyoubazhangdaxiao、tongtianhuise、xingruchouxiangyantongdewurenjiwushengwuxidichuxianzaitazhangxin。

wurenjizhongxinyikeyoulande“tongkong”liangqi，shechuyidaojihubukejiandedanlansesaomiaoguangshu，longzhaozhudishangdeheisebaoguo。

【扫描中…】

【caizhifenxi：weizhishengwurouzhipige，juyouweiruojingshenwurankangxingjiwulifangyuxing。】

【nengliangfenxi：hexinduoxingnengliangchangwending，weijiancedaobaozhawu、shenghuadusu、gaonengfushedengchangguiweixie。】

【jingshenbodong：jiancedaoweiruojingshenyinjisuoding，chufashi。yisixinxizaitihuodingweixinbiao。】

【chubupanding：feijishizhimingxianjing。fengxiandengji：zhong（chufaweizhi）！】

xinxizaiti？dingweixinbiao？

sumoyanshenshanshuo。shangjijinhuihuozhe“bianhua”deren，feijinxinjizhaodaotazheichuyinmideanquanwurukou，jiuweilesongyige“kuaidi”？tiaoxin？xuanzhan？haishi…lingyousuotu？

tadunxiashen，meiyouzhijieyongshouchupeng，ershicongpangbianjianqiyigenfeiqidetieguan，xiaoxinyiyiditiaokaibaoguoneimeiyourenhezhanheji、queyansihefengdezhegai。

meiyouyuxiangzhongdeduqihuozhebaozha。

baoguoneibu，zhiyousanyangdongxi：

1.yizhangzhedieqilaide、fanzhechenjiuyangpizhisezede“ditu”：caizhiyubaoguowaipixiangsi，shangmianyonganhongsede、rutongganhexuejideyanliao，goulezheyixieniuquchouxiangdexiantiaoheyiyibumingdefuhao，zhongyangweizhiyouyigexingmudebianhuabiaoji。

2.yigemuzhidaxiaode、bantoumingdeboliping：pingzilizhuangzhedayuesanfenzhiyipingde、zhanchouruxuedeanhongseyeti。yetizaipingzhonghuanhuanliudong，neibufangfoyouwushuxiweide、huowubandeheidianzaichenfuyongdong。

jishigezhepingziheyiduanjuli，sumoyenengganshoudaoqizhongyunhande、jiqijingchunqueyouwubihunluanbaolidefumianqingxubodong！

【jiancedaogaonongdu‘juewang’、‘tanlan’hunheqingxujingcui！chundu：87%！jiazhijigao！danyunhanweizhijingshenluoyin！zhijiexishoufengxianjuda！】

3.yizhangcaijianzhengqide、tongyangcaizhideheisepizhi：shangmianyongtongyanganhongsedeyanliao，xiezheyixingyouyaquetouzhesenranhanyidehuatizi：

“supanguan，shoudan‘kuaidi’，zhunshisongda，fuwukehaimanyi？xiaoxiaoliwu，buchengjingyi。ditusuozhi，maiguzhidi，zangyou‘jinghunlianshi’zongji。xueniangsuihao，shenyin。qidaixiacihezuo，qingligengdade‘laji’。——‘yuanding’，jingshang。”

园丁！

sumodexinmengdiyichen！shangjijinhuidegaocengdaihao！neigeyisizaimuhoupeiyu“juewangzhizhong”defengzi！tajingranqinzi“songli”？！

dituzhixiangjinghunlianshi？zheizhengshisumojixude、qingchutinei“yingshi”wurandeguanjian！

erneiyixiaopingsuoweide“xueniang”，xianranshijiqijingchundeqingxunengliangjingcui，duijixupanguandiantishengshilidetalaishuo，youhuojuda！

dan，zheishi**luodeyangmou！

ditukenengshixianjing，yintaruweng。“xueniang”yunhanweizhijingshenluoyin，kenengshimanxingduyaohuozhedingweiqi！

duifangzaizhanshililiang（nengjingzhunzhaodaoanquanwurukou），yezaishitantadedixianhetanlan！

“qingligengdadelaji？”

sumojujiaozhezheijuhua，yanzhonghanguanggengsheng。duifangxiangbatadangdaoshi？jietadeshouquqingchushangjijinhuineibudediduizhehuozhenanyichulide“laji”？

haoyige“yuanding”！haoyifen“liwu”！

sumomeiyoudongbaoguolidedongxi。taxiaoxinyiyidijiangbaoguogaiziheshang，gejueleneiping“xueniang”sanfachudeyouhuoyuweixianqixi。

tazhanqishen，jiangbaoguoliantonglimiandedongxi，yongyigetezhide、neichenfuwendejinshuhezhuanghao（panguandianduihuan，-50dian），gejueneiwainenglianghejingshenlianxi，zanshishoujinxitongkongjian。

zuowanzheiyiqie，tacaigandaoyizhenqiangliedepibeihexuanyunganzaicixilai。

shangkouzaiyinyinzuotong，canliude“yingshi”yinhanganrutongfuguzhiqu。taxuyaoxiuxi，xuyaohuifu。

tazouhui【wangshengxinlizixunsuo】，qingqingguanshangmen，jiangwaijiedebinglengheeyizanshigejue。

fangjianneiwennuananning，tanxiangniaoniao。linyueyijiuzaichenshui，huxipingwenlexuduo，danmeitouyijiumeiyouwanquanshuzhan。

sumozoudaochuangbian，xiangzaichakanyixiatadeqingkuang。jiuzaitafushendeshunjian——

“…zhizhu…haoduozhizhu…zaixiao…”

“…jiejie…biesuowo…tong…”

“…heiying…dao…haoleng…”

“…mingzi…wangdefa…lixiulian…gaisi…dougaisi…”

“…su…sumo…xiaoxin…houmian…”

yilianchuanjiqixiwei、rutongmengyiban、queqingxiwubidediyu，duanduanxuxudiconglinyuejinbidechunjianyichu！

tadeyanqiuzaiyanpixiakuaisuzhuandong，shouzhiwuyishidijiujinlebeidan！

tazaifushu！fushujinwanjinglideyiqie！neixiekongbudehuamian，neixietongkudeganshou，neixiemingzi！shenzhibaokuotabeiqingjiegongtouxishidechangjing！

tadetonglingnengli，zaijingshenshouchuanghoudechenshuizhong，jingranbeidongdi、bushoukongzhidizhongxianzheneixieqiangliedejingshenyinji！

【jinggao！mubiao‘linyue’jingshenchuangshangyinfa‘tonglinghuisu’！qianyishixinxixielufengxian！xujiaqiang‘anhunlu’jilianghuoshijiajingshenpingzhang！】

sumoyanshenyining！zheikebushihaoshi！ruguotazaiqingxingzhuangtaixiayekongzhibuzhuzheizhong“tongling”huisu，huozhebeimouxieshanzhangjingshenganzhide“dongxi”buzhuodaozheixiexinxi…

talikeyouduihuanleyixiaoping“anhunlu”（-100dian），qingqingdirulinyuekouzhong，bingyongzhijianningjuyisijiqiweiruode、anfuxingdepanguanzhili，qingqingdianzaitademeixin。

“…e…”linyuedemengyishengjianjiandilexiaqu，jinzhoudemeitouyeshaoshaosongkai，zhongxinxianrugengshenchendeshuimian。

sumoshouhuishou，kanzhelinyuecangbaideshuiyan，yanshenfuza。

jiuleta，queyerangtajuanrulezheigewufahuitou、bisiwanggengkongbudexuanwo。tadejuexing，shifushihuo？

tazoudaoshuzhuopangzuoxia，nachuneigezhuangzhe“bianhualiwu”dejinshuhe，fangzaizhuoshang。youdiaochuxitongjiemian，kanzheneixuyao3000diancainengduihuande【jinghunlianshi】，yijineizhangyaoyidepizhiditu。

chuang（suiranmeiyouchuang）wai，shicangkuyonghengdehunan。ertadetinei，canliudeyinhanyuzhuoshangbianhuadeeyi，rutongbinglengdetengman，qiaoranchanrao。

ye，haihenzhang。er“yuanding”de“huayuan”，caiganggangxiangtazhanlu