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「咚咚咚！」
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时间点准得邪门。
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「dongdongdong！dongdongdong！」
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「咚！咚！咚！」
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她还不满足于敲墙。
凌晨三点，死寂。
「哐当——！」
yishengjuxiang，xiangyourenbayidaishuinizadishang，jiezheshicierde、jinshumocadimiande「zila——」sheng，youyuanjijin，chixuhaojimiao。shengyinyuantou？haowuyiwen，zhouguifenjiamenkoudegonggongloudao。
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不能上当！不能！
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ren！chuleren，wohainengzaban？
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「neinizaban？jiuzheimebeitazhemosi？！」linweiyouqiyouji。
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突然！
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「哐当！」
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「啪嚓——！」
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「不——！」
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一片……湿的？
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水？
哪来的水？！
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完了。全完了。
wodaidaidikanzhezheiyiqie，danaoyipiankongbai。fennu、beishang、juewang……shaqingxudoumeile，zhishengyizhongbinglengde、miedingdemamu。shijiezaiwoyanqianmeileshengyinheyanse，zhishengneipianbuduankuodade、sanfazheechoudeshihen，hebeitatundiaode、wosuichengzhademeng。
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