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小说简介

xiandaiyanqingwen《elinqiaoqiangmajie，zhidaotajiashuiguanbaole》huobaolaixi！jiangshunannvzhujiaozhouguifenwangcuihuasuqiangzhijianfashengdejingcaigushi，zuozhe“daxianyoudianpi”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin，zuopinjianjie：neitianzhenshizhuanglexie，jiabanjiadaokuaishierdian。tuozheguanleqiansidetuipahuiliulou，loudaoneiposhengkongdeng“pa”yixialiangle，canbaicanbai……

精彩章节

woyiweishangciwuyezamenshizhouguifendejixian，shiworennaidegudi。hehe，tianzhenle。fengpinglangjing？neishitazaibiedazhaoni。

meiguojitian，wuyeneigehexinidewangjingli，dingzhedizhonghaifaxing，manyouyouqiaokailewodemen。lianshangduizhejiaxiao，shouliniezhejizhangzhi。

「su**，daraoleha。」tacuozheshou，yilianweinan，「neige……602dezhouayini，lianhelejiweilinju，xiangwuyeheshequfanyingleduoci……guanyuninjiazaoyindewenti。」tabazhidiguolai，「ninchouchou，zheishitamendelianmingxin。」

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「wangjingli，wo……」wosangzifagan。

「lijie，lijie。」wangjinglibaibaishoudaduanwo，「nianqingrengongzuomang，wanguinanmian。buguoni，zhouayineibianqingxubijiaojidong，tajiaxiaosunzishentiqueshibutaihao，shuimianqing……nikan，yaobuzheiyang？womenwuyechumian，zuzhigexiaodiaojiehui？dajiazuoxialai，dangmianliaoliao，bawuhuijiekai？」

huashuodepiaoliang，yanshenquedaizheburongjujuedeyali。wozhidao，zhei“diaojiehui”jiushizougeguochang，anfuzhouguifenzheizunwenshen。wojiushibeituichulaidingbaode。

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wogangzuoxia，zhouguifendepaohuojiukaishile。「pa！」tamengdiyipaizhuozi，zhendezhibeidoutiaoqilaile。

「wangjingli！geweilinju！nimenjipingpingli！」tashengyinjiandezhaerduo，shouzhitouzhichuowobizi，「jiushita！601desujin！tiantianbanyezuoyao！gaogenxie！shuaimen！dadianhuaguikulanghao！wosunzicaiwusuia！xinzangbenlaijiuruo，beitahedezhengwanshuibuzhe，xiaolianshabai！quyiyuanjiancha，yishengdoushuoshenjingshuairuole！jiushitahaide！」

yueshuoyuejidong，tuomohengfei，haoxiangtasunzixiayimiaojiuyaobuxingle。tahaitaochushouji，hualaliangxia，fangleduanluyin。

luyinzhiliangxilan，beijingwengwengxiang，jiazaxiaohaimohudekunao，ranhoutuwudiyishengnvrenjianjiao，jiezheshijishengmenxiang。

「tingting！tingting！zheijiushizhengju！tazaijiashuaidongxi！hehuhaizi！」zhouguifenjuzheshouji，xiangjuzheshangfangbaojian。

「zhouayi，zheishengyin……」wozhouzhemeixiangfenbian。

「shenmezheishengyinneishengyin？！jiushinijiade！」tacubaodaduan，genbenbujiwoshuohuadejihui，「woludeqingqingchuchu！jiushinizaijiafafeng！zhizaozaoyin！sujin，ninianjiqingqing，xinchangzenmezheimedaidu？！feiyaobawomenzusunliangbisicaiganxin？！」

tayoupaizhuoziyoukutianqiangdi，haoxiangshouletiandaweiqu。zhaonainaizaipangbianxiaoshengbangqiang：「shia，xiaosu，wanshangdongjingshiyoudianda……」wuloulaotouquanchengditouzhuangsi。

wangjingliganjindayuanchang：「zhouayi，xiaoxiaoqi，xiaoxiaoqi。su**，nikan，zhei……yingxiangqueshibutaihao。linlilinjude，yiheweiguima。」

「yiheweigui？」zhouguifensangmenyoubagaole，yanzhuzidengliuyuan，「taraominhaiyoulile？！wangjingli，jintianbixujiwogeshuofa！bixuyancheng！buranwojiuqushequ！qujiedao！ququligao！gaonimenwuyebuzuowei！」

bangongshiqifenbengdekuaiduanle。wangjinglietoumaohan，qiujiusidekanwo，yanshenmingmingbaibai：gunainai，ninjiufugeruan，qiangezi，bazheizuzongsongzouba！

wozuoneier，shoujiaobingliang。kanzhezhouguifenneizhangniuqudelian，kanzhewangjinglineisongyang，kanzhezhaonainaiduoshandemuguang，yigujudadewuliganxiangbingshuiyanshanglai。jieshi？piyongmeiyou。zhengju？neipoluyinnengzhengmingsha？kejiangchixiaqu，tanengnaofantian，wodemingzidechoubianzhenggexiaoqu，shenzhizhenzhaolaishequjiedao，mafanbuduan。

gongzuoyijinggouleile。buxiangzaihaozaizheiposhiershang。

算了。认栽吧。

wobishangyan，shenxiyikouqi，zaizhengkai，yandizhishengmamu。

「wangjingli，」shengyingandexiangshazhi，「nimenxiangzenmenong？」

wangjinglirumengdashe，ganjincongwenjianjialichouchulingyizhangzhituiguolai：「su**shimingbairen！zheiyang，ninkankanzheige，《juzhuxingweiguifanchengnuoshu》，qiangezi，biaogetai，zheishierjiusuanfanpianle。zhuyaoshiyueshuyixia，wanshangshidianhoujinlianganjing，baitianzaijiayezhuyidianyinliang，bienongchutaidadongjing……doushiweilelinlihexiema！」

wosaoleyiyanneizhangpozhi。kongdongyoukekedetiaokuan：“dujueyiqiefeibiyaozaoyin”、“wanshidianhoubaochijueduianjing”、“budezaigonggongquyuxuanhua”……meigezidouxiangzhenzhaxin。

wonaqibi。bijianxuanzaiqianmingchu，dou。

zhouguifensisidingzhewodeshou，zuijiaobushoukongzhidiliekai，luchuhunhezhedeyiheqingmiedelengxiao。

「qiana！zuocuoleshi，renfabushiyinggaidema？！」tacuimingside。

woyiyaoya，bijianzhongzhongluoxia。sujin。liangziqiandegenguihuafuside，yinzaineizhang“renzuishu”shang。

「haolehaole！zheijiuduilema！」wangjinglizhangchuyikouqi，ganjinshouhaochengnuoshu，lianshangxiaokaihua，「zhouayi，ninkan，su**taiduhenchengkende！yihoudajiahuxiangjiandu，huxianglijie，hexielinli！」

zhouguifencongbizilihengleyisheng，xiabataidelaogao，qingmiedisaowoyiyan，xiangkanyizhibeicaibiandezhanglang。tameizaifeihua，lazhezhaonainai，xiangdeshenghaichaodejiangjun，angzhetouzoule。

menguanshang，gejueleneiexindedeyi。xiaopobangongshilijiushengwohewangjingli。liezhichayejiameiweierhunzhewoxintoudeku，mendehuang。

wangjinglijiamojiashianweiliangju「biewangxinliqu」、「yihouzhuyidianjiuxing」，yeliule。

woduzizuozaibingliangdeyizishang，kanchuangwaihuimengmengdetian。chengnuoshuqianle，mafanzanshimeile。zheisuanyingma？weishawozhijuedelei，haiyoushenrugusuidequru？xiangdalebaizhang，zaichengxiazhimengshanganleshouyin。

zhouguifenneishenglizhedelengxiao，xiangcuiledudebingchazi，henhenzhajinlewoyandi。

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