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neitianjiabandaokuaibanye,gangshuaidiaogaogenxie,zamenshengjiugencuimingfusidexiangqilaile。

「tiantianbanyeguihun!gaogenxiedongdongdong!wosunzihundouhefeile!」zhouguifendetuomoxingzichadianpenwoyilian。

worensongqianlefen《zaoyinbaozhengshu》,zaijiagenzuozeisidedianjiaozoulu。

jieguo?tabianbenjiali!qiaoqiangbaofu,lingchenshuaimentuolajitong,loudaolizhisangmahuai…wokuaishenjingshuairuole。

zhidaowojianeimianqiangyinchuechoudezangshui,paolanlewoaolesatongxiaodejingbiaoshougao。

「peiqian!sanwan!」tajuzheyiduanqiatouquweideluyin,daodayipa。

womomoanxialuyinbi,diaochujiancebaogao。

「zhouayi,ninjianeilaogudongshuiguanbaoledeweixiufei——mafanjieyixia?」

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neitianzhenshizhuanglexie,jiabanjiadaokuaishierdian。tuozheguanleqiansidetuipahuiliulou,loudaoneiposhengkongdeng“pa”yixialiangle,canbaicanbaide,zhaoderenxinlifamao。houbeiwangbingliangdemenbanshangyikao,zhangzhangtulekouqi——ganjuebajiafangneizhangyounidelianyeyiqituchuqule。guanggaogouderizi,**bushirenguode。jiaozhitouzaigaogenxielijideyousuanyouzhang,zhixianglikejiefang。

wojihushidaizhedianqiancheng,wanxiayao,shouzhitougouzhuneizhemolewoshijigezhongtoudexigaogendaizi。

zuojiaoneizhixieganglidi,xuxuguazaizhijian——

砰!砰砰砰!!!

neidongjing!bushiqiao,shiza!shizhuang!ganjuexiayimiaoneipomenbanjiuderangtaleichuanle!menkuangshangdehuidouzhendepususuwangxiadiao。

jinjiezhe,yigenenghuabolidejiansangzijiuchuantoumenbanzhajinlai:

「zuosia!jidianle?!a?!」

「gaogenxiedongdongdong!youmeiyoudiangongdexin?!dangzheiershiyezonghuibengdini?!wosunzigangshuizhe!hunerdourangnihefeile!zaichaoyigeshishi?!wolimabaojingzhuanixinbuxin!」

xinzangmengdiyisuo,xiangbeibingzhuazizuanleyiba,youchendaobingjiaodi。shouzhitouyiduosuo,xie“pada”diaodishangle,wuguditangneier。wodingzheta,yiguhuohunzhebiequzhichongtianlinggai,taiyangxuetutuditiao。

youshita。zhouguifen。yinhunbusan。

doubuyongkanmaoyan,neizhangkeboniuqu、tuomohengfeidelaolianjiuzaiwonaozilihuang。woshijingxilekouqi,xiangbaneiguxiehuoyaxiaqu,shoudashanglebingliangdemenbashou。gangningkaitiaofeng,yiguliezhihualushuiweierjiuguozhefengjilejinlai。

menwai,zhouguifenneizhangfangdade、qichengzhugansedelianchadianduiwobizishang。xishumeimaodaoshuzhe,songchideyandaijidongdezhiduosuo,hunzhuodeyanzhuzisisiwanzhewo,litouquanshihaobuyanshideeyi。tageerbugao,qishiquegendouniuside,chuanzhexitunsedesuihuashuiyi,chazheyao,tuomoxingzigenxiayusidepen:

「kankankan!kanshenmekan?!shuodejiushini!sujin!」

「tiantianbanyesangengbuzhejia!gaogenxiecaidezhentianxiang!shengpabierenbuzhidaonihuilaishiba?!」

「wosunzixinzangbuhao!hechugehaodai,nimaishendoupeibuqi!tingjianmei?!」

「……ayi,wogangxiaban。」wojinliangyazhehuo,shengyinganbabade,ceshenxiangrangtakanwoshenshanghaimeihuandegongzhuangqun,「gongsijiaban,zhenbushi……」

「jiapideban!」tazhijiejiwohouduanle,sangmenyoubagaoyigediao,shouzhitouchadianchuowoyanzhuzishang,「shaozaizheierzhuangsuan!nimenzheixiexiaonianqingnvde,wanshangchuquganshagoudang,dangsheibuzhidao?!haijiaban?pianguini!tiantianzheimewanhuilai,raominhaiyoulile?!」

「jiushia,xiaosu,dongjingshiyoudianda。」yigeganbiedeshengyinzaipangbianbangqiang。wozheicaikanjian,gebi603dezhaonainaiyetanchubangenaodai,huabaitoufaluanzaozaode,yanshenliyibanmeishuixingdefanzao,yibankanrenaodejingguang。xieduimen604yekailetiaofeng,yingyingchuochuoyourenying。

loudaoneizhancanbaidedeng,bazhouguifenneizhangniuqudelian,zhaonainaitantoutannaodeyangzi,haiyouqitamenfenglideyanjing,zhaodeqingqingchuchu。wojiuxiangbeibaguanglerengguangchangshangshizhong,lianshang**lade,jieshidehuaquandusangziyanlile。

「tingting!qunzhongdeyanjingshixueliangde!」zhouguifendeleshi,genglaijingle,tuomoxingzichadianpenwoyanjingli,「zairangwodaizhenibanyezuoyao,zanmenzouzheqiao!wuye、shequ、110,woaigeergao!gaodaonigundan!」

「砰!」

liaoxiazheijuhenhua,tayishuaitou,neisuihuashuiyiguozheaizhuangshenzi,genguozheguxingfengsideguahuile602。neishantiemanxiaoguanggaodefangdaomenshuaidezhentianxiang,zhenggeloudaowengwengde。

zhaonainaisuohuiqule。604demenfengyexiaoshile。canbaidengguangxia,jiushengwoyigeshazisidechuzaibinglengdeloudaoli,jiaobiantangzheneizhigulinglingdegaogenxie。judadequruganxiangbingshui,congjiaodibanliangdaotoudingxin。xiongkoududehuang,bizifasuan。

womomowanyaojianqixie,shouzhitouqiadesibai。guanshangmen,fansuo。beikaozhemenbanhuazuodaobingliangdedizhuanshang。

xuanguandedengmiele,heianxiangmozhiyiyanghushanglai。zhiyouyuanchugaoloulingxingdenihong,zaiqiangshangtouxiaguiyingsidehuangdongdeguang。

wobalianshenshenmaijinxigai。

shentikongzhibuzhudidou。bushileng,shineizhongdangzhongbeibaguang、siyixiuruhoudefennuhewuli。zhijiaqiajinshouxin,liuxiajigeshenshendeyinzi。

zhouguifen。zheimingzijiushiwobanjinzheipoxiaoqu602duimen601houdeemeng。wo,sujin,27sui,guanggaogou,renshengxintiaoshi“duoyishiburushaoyishi”。ta?55suituixiunvgongzhouguifen,daigewusuisunzi,renshengxintiaodagaishi“diqiudoudeweizhewosunzizhuan”。

maodundeqidian,beiweidekexiao。woouerjiabanwangui,neishuangleisirendegaogenxiecaizailoudaolideshengyin;zhoumopengyoulaijiaxiaoju,liaotianmeiyazhudexiaosheng;zaijiaganfangangenjiafangdianhuahuiyibudebutigaodeyinliang……zaitaerduoli,quanchengleshiebushede“zaoyin”,jingraoletabaobeisunzide“longti”。

worenle。huanleruandexiangyunduodejingyintuoxie。zijitaoqian,jizhenggexiaoketingpushanghouhoudeditan,zoululianhuidouyangbuqilai。pengyoujuhui?gunqukafeiguan!jialichedijingyinqu。dadianhua?yinliangjianhenbudehansizuididang,tiezhehuatongyongqishengshuohua,huoxianggedixiadangjietou。

woyiweiwogoubeiwei,gousunzile。

jieguoni?wodetuirang,huanlailetazaiyezhuqunlisiwujidande@hepozangshui。「601desu**,yeshenghuofengfudehenna,tiantianbanyegaogenxiedongdongdong,yebuzhidaoganshayingshenghuilaide,womenzheixieyouhaiziderenjiazhenshidaoxuemeile!」「zaijiayebuzhidaoshoulian,dabanyexixihaha,yidianliandoubuyao!」peitu?shiwomenkouganjingdedidian,beitayonghongbiwaiwainiuniuxieshang「jinzhixuanhua!yaodianlian!」ranhoupaizhaofaqunli。gengjuedeyici,wokaimenfaxianmenbashoushanggualegesuliaodai,litouzhuangzheyongguode、sanfazheechoudeyingerniaobushi!

woqidehunshenduosuo,jietucunhao,zhenxiangchongguoqusileta。kezoudaotajiamenkou,tingjianlimiantasunzijianlidekunaohetabagaodehongquansheng,neiguchongdaotoudingdehuoyouxiele。suanleba。genzheizhongren,nengjiangqingdaoli?sipolian,rizigengnanguo。woxuanlezuiwonangde——zhuangsi。momoqinglidiaomenkoude“liwu”,zaiqunlidanggebeidingzaichiruzhushangde“zaoyinjing”。

renzitoushangyibadao,daodaochuowoxinwozi。

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