KPI不达标，阎王被迫直播捉鬼桃七七-著

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精彩章节

第4章

“nimenyoumeiyoujuedezheigepangziyoudianshuxia？hao，haoxiangshizhiqiancusidezhimingchibopangzia！”

tadepinglunyichu，jiuyourenfengkuangdianzan。

donghanchukanleyiyanpinglun，shuqidamuzhi：“zheiweidouyouhuoyanjinjinge，tajiushizhiqianhuobaoquanwangdechibopangzia。weilehuoqugengduodedianjiliangchilebushaodongxi，danhoulaidoucuitule。zheixiedifudouyoujilu，suoyidaoledixiayaobalangfeidiaodeshiwuquandouchixiaqu。buranhuizaoye，toutaibianchushengshangcanzhuo！”

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zhanzaipangzishenhoudelianggeguicha，dingzheliangkezhutou，shoulinazheguanzi**pangzidehouguanli，yongloudouguanshi。

“ou，woshoubulela，zhubonibiantai！”

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donghanchuyaotou：“shitabenrena，bushijiamaode。”danshi，dajiazhidangzhuboshiweilehongtuoqifenbuxiangxin。

jianzhuang，donghanchuyemeizaishuoshenme。ershijixudaitamencanguanleqitadifang。

haozaizheiyici，meigangcaineimeoudehuamian，xiangfandaoshianninglebushao。

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“wohaoxiangkandaonainaile！”

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zhazhayan，zaiqukan，faxianyijingmeiyounainaideshenying。fulefuxiongkou，dagaishicuojueba。

“darena，woxiangzhidaoguaisunzaishangmianguodezenmeyang，keyirangwohuiqukanyikanma？”huamianyizhuan，laonainaichuxianzaijingtouli，yiliancixiangdewenzhedonghanchu，huayuzhongxiaoxinyiyi。

donghanchumolexiaba：“zheige，daoyebushibuxing，buguoniyijingshiguihunyinqizhong，bunengkaodetaijin。”

“darenshuodeshi，wojiuyuanyuankanyiyan。”laonainaijimangbaozheng。

“ruci，shaohouniquzhaobaiwuchangdaren，rangtasongnihuiqukankan。qieji，nizhiyouyizhuxiangdegongfu，bukedouliu。”

gudong，duimiandeqingniantunletunkoushui，tanainaiyaohuilaikanta？zhei，zheichedandeba？

“zhubo，woyeyesidezao，yerangtahuilaikankanwo，shunbiangaosuwoyoumeiyouyichana！”

“zhubo，wonvpengyouzoudezao，nirangtayehuilaikankanwo，wohaoxiangtaa。”

“zhubo，nizheiyishouwande666a。tamendeyonghumingwodoujixiale，mingtianwoaigewen，yaoshizhende，wozhibochishi，rehude。”

“我直播吃风扇！”

“我直播裸奔！”

kanzhepingmulishuadedanmu，donghanchuweiweiyixiao，dalexiangzhi：“nimendehuawodoujixialee，ruoshimeizuodao，huiyouchengfa，haohaoqidaiba！”

shuozhe，duizhepingmuhuishou：“haole，jintianzhibodaocijieshu，jiexialaiwoyaochulizheixierenhuiyangjianyewu。neijigeyaojianqinrende，jidezhunbeizhiqian，zishiyidao，dianlazhushaozhiqian，huiyouyiwaijingxie！”shuowanjiubujidajiakaolvdejihui，zhijieguanlezhibo。

kanzhebozhushuoguanjiuguan，yidianfanyingdejihuidoubuji，dajiadoulengzhule。

suihoukaishijinrufengkuangdetaolunzhong。

“gejigejidelailiuyana，zuodengzhenxiang。”

“weiguanweiguan，chigua。”