第1章
“zhushang,zanmenzhendegaozhiboa?”heibaiwuchanglianggerenzhanzaitaishanwangdeshenbian,jingyadekanzhetazaidiaozhengpingmu,chuisizhengzhadewen。
“wokao,niyiweilaozixianga?yudishuozanmendeyejitaicha,guihunliannianlaibeixifangsishenqiangzoulebushao,zaijixuzheiyangxiaqu,xiayicidezhongxifangjiaoliuhuiwomenjiushulianqindiedouburendele。suoyijuedingjiwogefuye,zhibodifurichang......”
taishanwangshoulinazhezuixindexweishouji,dianleshangmiandezhiboapp。
shenweishidianyanluodediqidian,taishanwangdonghanchu,xianzaiyaokaozhibolashengyi,xiangxiangdouyumen。
kexiangzhezheiboxuanchuandaoweihou,yihousishenneilaoxiaozikendinghezijiqiangbuguoshengyi。
rihoudifubijiangguimanweihuan......
rucixianglai,buyouliezuizhixiao。
zhibokaiqi,huamianzhongchuxianchuanzheyishentaishanwangfushi,toudaiguanmao,shenqingweiyi,yingjunshenwudenanzi。
jingtoulidenanziwuguanduanzheng,zhangmeirubin,jianmeixingmu,yishuangruifengyanweiweishangtiao,yanjiaochuyouyikeleizhi,kanqilaixiemeiyoumiren。
biliangtingzhi,chunyouxiexiachui,kanqilaipoyouweiyideyangzi。
ranerxiayimiao,tadingzheshoujipingmu,reqingdechongzhepingmuhuishou,shaxiaozhedaqilezhaohu:“dajiahao,woshishidianyanluodetaishanwangdonghanchu。jintiankaishi,wojiangweidajiazhibodifurichang,xuanchuandifuwenhua,weidajiarihoujindifuduozuoxielejie。”
“yo,zheicotaishanwanggoushuaidea。”
yinweigangkaizhibo,jinlaidedouyoubingbushihenduo。
zicongbeiyudipipinghou,donghanchubianzaimoudouappshangzhucelezhanghao,zhuanmenzhibodifurichang,weidifularenqi,xiaochurenjianduidifudefumianyinxiang,weirihouyejidajichu。
yushitatangtangdifuguiwang,jingzuoqilezhiboyewu。
yudishuole,yewuzaixiahua,tashenshangdegongdedianhaihuiyijiangzaijiang,daoshihoutakenengzhishidifuyigekandamende。
tahaoburongyicaikaoshangzheibianzhi,diulewushamaohuilaojiaqibushidiujinlianmian?
zhibojianluxuyouyixieyoukepaojinlai,jianzhibomingzishi《difurichang》,haiyiweishibozhuxiangdaoshenmexiqiduoyanqiudewanyi,gebiehaoqideliuxialaiguankan。
“woca,dabanyede,zhuboshidasuanlaikongbugushima?zheigewoxihuan,666......”
“woqu!neimejingbaoni?zheizhibojianyouyisia,huamianpiananheixi,bucuo,wodecai!”
“xianzaidenianqingrenbuzhizahuishi,zongaigaozheixiebiaoxinliyide,nengpaodaoniuma?qie。”
zhibojiannei,danpingbuduan。
danhaishiyourenjuedezheigezhibojiantingyouyiside,kongbufenweiganjiuhenqiang,zhuyaoshizheibeijingqiangzuodehenbizhena。
youhaoshizheaitezuijinpaiguipiandedaoyanyuzhen:“@yuzhen,yudao,difua!kuailaia,nizuijinpaixidusideneizhimaozhibudingzaizheili。yihuirangbozhujinipaigeshipinba。”
dixiafenfengenlou:“youdaoli!bozhu,kuaijiyudaodemaolaigetexie!”
henkuai,bushaohaoshizhejiu@yixiehaimeishuidepengyouyiqilaicourenao。
cishimanlianhaoqidebaiwuchangshouchikusangbang,shanshanshuoshuodejiulaiweiguankanrenao。
rujinqidianguiwangkailezhiboyewu,xiangshouhunzhuaguizheizhongrichangjicao,yejibenshiquanquanjiaojitaishanwangchuli。
“zhushangjiayoue,difudexingshuaikaonile。”baiwuchangyiliancanxiaodewoquanzuoleyigejiayoudeshoushi,zhuanshenjiuniuzhe**quzhaoheiwuchanghejiuqule。
donghanchujieguojishiben,ditoukanleyiyan,shangmianxiezhejinwanyaoshoudehun,kanleyiyan,haojiahuo,youqibageni。
chenzhehongmaozineibianhaimeiguolaiqiangren,tadesudule。
ganluzhiyu,miaoleyiyanpingmu,kanzhemanpingpiaozhe“co666”。buyouyihuodewen:“coshishenme?ranglaozibaizaoxing?”
“laozishidifutaishanwang,kaizhibojianshiweilexuanchuandifuwenhua,xiaochudajiaduidifudekongju,ranhourangdajiaganjinlaidifubaodao…ebuguojirandajiaxiangkan,neilaozijiujidajialiangyishou?”
shuozhe,feishengqianxueguodianminzuwudetaishanwanglaoda,limabianyongdeshentijidajiafenbieaolege“c”“o”he“s”。
haojiahuo,zheishentibuhuishiyongxiangpizuodeba?
大家立马看呆了。
“666!”dezhengzhengshualemanping。
“haojiahuo,bozhuniubia!nizheishimaiyichushendeba?”
“bu,bozhushishuazajide!woyouzhengju!”
“shuazaji?no,laozidoushuowoshiguiwangle!jizhule,henimendesanguliupoduoxuanchuanyixia,sihouyidingyaolaiwodifu!haole,laoziyaoqujieyinwanghunle。”shuozhe,shouqiayigefashu,rangzhibobiandekeyizidongzhuizong。
ruciyilaiyihoubianke360wusijiaodepaiduogejiaodule。
daoshi,tademeiyigezhuaguidongzuo,douhuibeijingtoujingzhundezhuabu,haihuizhangwohaojiaodu,bazuishuaiqideyimianzhanlujidajiakan。
zhibojianli,zhubeijingsexianhei,jibianmeiyouneixieguiyidebeijingyinle,danzhibojianlidedouyoumenhaishiqingbuzijindeduosuolexia。
donghanchumiansecangbai,yinqijiashen,shenshangdexueqiyegenzhehendi,zhengzhangliankanqilaixiangyanzhongpinxuehuanzhe。
zhiyouyizhangzui,kanqilaihaiyoudianxuese,
wuheideshuangtong,shensuiyouleng,zhengzhanglianjinyuyouxiemei。
zheiyangdetaishanwangtebiefuhesangezi,jinyufeng。
yinweizheizhanglian,guolelingchendezhibojian,yongrulebushaoren,henkuaijiuyoujibaihaoren。
“tiana,zheishishenmeshengshimeinana,wokule!”
“xiaogegexiaogege,nihaoshuaia!”
【yonghubaitubuaichiluobudashangxiaoxinxin99】
baitubuaichiluobu:“shigeshuaige,fenlefenle。”
“haibieshuo,zheimoyangbixixueguihaigouren。guorancoshaishizanmenguofengniubia!”
huamianyizhuan,laidaoyigebijiaopianpidegongludiduan。
yourenyiyanrenchulezheiduanlu,zaipingmushangjieshao:“zheitiaoluwozhidaowozhidao,zuijinpinfachehuodeluduan。”
“yi,haoxiangshia。tingxinwenlishuo,zheiliyigexingqineijielianfashenglewuqijiaotongshigu,bushaorendouchuannaoguini!”
kanzhepingmushang,douyoumenzixingjieshaozheitiaomalu,donghanchudalegexiangzhi:“bucuo,dajiadeyanlihenlihai。jinlaizheilipinfashigu,dequeshiyouguihunzuosui。”
huayinluoxia,pingmulijiuchuanlaiyipianhahahadezimupiaoguo。
dajiatinglezheihua,jiujuedehenhaoxiao。
donghanchuzhidaotamenbuxiangxin,yanshendingdingkanxiangpingmu:“geweidouyoushizaizhiyiwodezhuanyema?neijiurangdajiakaikaiyan,buguowuyekebiejianjiaoyingxianglinjue。”
shuowan,pingmuqiandezhongrenjianzhuboshouzhiqiajue,zhijianyoudandanjinguangchuxian。
“zhibohaiyouzheitexiao?666a”
“zheishimoshuhaishizhangyanfaa?”
“zheizhuboyoudianneironga。”
donghanchubingweidingzhepingmu,ershibizheyanjingnianzhekoujue,jinjiezheyisheng:“kai。”
pingmuqiandezhongren,yanjingyihua,youyidaobaiguangjisushanleyixia。
yidaowuxingdepingzhangdakai,zhongrenzaikanpingmudeshihou,yinyuejuedeyoudianbuyiyang。
jutishinalibuyiyang,tamenyeshuobuchulai。
jianpingmushenmedoumeiyou,douyoumenzhunbeidanmuchaoxiaozhubozhuangshennongguishi。
turanyigediaolebangenaodaideren,chuangruzhibojianli,zhijietiezaipingmushang,baihuahuadenaozihaizaibangenaodailidongdongdongdetiaodongzhe。
yigeyanqiudiaodaozuibian,lingyigeyanqiushangyanpidoumeiyoule,guangliuliudezhengzheyizhiyanduizhepingmuhaoqidezhangwangzhe。
bushaodouyouhedezhijiebashoujishuaifeilechuqu。
zheixierengangcaihaihaoqidepengzheshoujikanpingmu,turanjiuchuxianzheimeyizhanglian,hedebushaorendangchangrengleshouji。
denghuanguojinghou,zaihaoqixindequshixia,tamenqiangrenzhehaipajianhuishouji。
gangcaineigeherendetoulikailepingmu,kehaiburubulikai。zhijianzaibudadeshoujipingmuli,manpingdoushiyangzihencande‘ren’。
youdechuanzhemotuochefu,toumeide,boziduanliechuhaizaicicidepenzhexue。
youdeqiyaoduandiao,changzituoleyidi,beinianyaduandiaodetuizaidishangxingzouzhe,nulidexiangqupinjiehuiqu。
zongzhi,xianchangneishiyigecanlie,zhongrenshoudaolejidadechongji。
“nimenyoumeiyoufaxianzheixierendecanzhuangyuzhiqianjiqichehuoxianchanghenxiang?”youyixiedanzihendadedouyou,jimangshuazhepingmutishizhe。
yourenmashangqusousuoshifaluduandechehuoxianchang,suiranxianchangdetupianjingguolemasaikechuli,kehaishinengkanchudangshidecanzhuang。
ranhoujingkongdefaxian,zhibojianlideneixierenzhendeshigaoduhaiyuanlechehuohoudecanzhuang。
“zhuboniubi,texiaomanfena。”yourenzhijieshualiwusongjizhubo。
yixielingyiaihaozhebeipengyoufenxiangguolaihou,manpingshuazhe666。
“zanmenguochanguipianyaoshizheimebizhenjiuhaole,texiaomanfena。”
donghanchupantuizuozaipingmuqian,kanzhedajiahaizaishuotexiao,chunjiaoyigou,daleyigexiangzhi:“douyoumenzheikebushitexiao,ershizhenshidehuamiane。”
huayinluoxia,qianfangluduanyouliangdaoyuanguangdengdaguolai,youyoucheliangchaozheibiankaiguolai。
neixiezaimalushangyoudangdeguihun,haoxiangkandaolexianmeideshiwuban,fengkuangdichaozheneiliangchechongguoqu。
kaichederengenbenkanbudaoyoushenmedongxichongguolai,zhijuedecheshendianboleyixia,zhidangshiyadaoleshitou,jixuhaowusuojuedechaoqianfangshiqu。
“nixiaoxindian,qianmiankeshishifaluduan,douchulehaojiqichehuole。”cheneizuozaifujiashidenvren,tixingzhekaichedenanpengyou。
“fangxin,woxinliyoushu。”nanrenheheyixiao,jiaocaiyoumenjixuchaoqiankai。
yankanzheyaodaoguaiwandediduanyejiushishifaduofaqu,nanrencaichachehaowufanying,dangjiliansedabian。shenbiandenvrenjiantahuangluandeshenqing,shenqingbiandejinzhang:“ni,nizheishizenmele?”
“chachehuaile。”nandeyanshenbiandejingkong:“woxiawujianxiucaikaihuilaideche,zenmehuichachehuaile。”
“neizenmeban......”nvrenyejile。
jianchesubuduandebiaosheng,nvdehaipadejianjiao:“nizenmehaicaiyoumen,jiansujiansu......”
“womeiyou,zheicheyouwenti。budui,jiangui,jianguile......”nanrenhuangluandepaidafangxiangpan,jiaomengcaichache,yijiumeiyourenhefanying。
yankanjiuyaozhuangche,errenjuewangdebishangyanjing。
kedengleyihui,meiyourenhefanying,caitantedezhengkaiyanjing。
zheiyizhengyan,errenquefaxiantamenyijingshilileshiguduofaluduan,nanrenmengdecaileyigechache,yiqiezhengchang。
“kuai,kuaizou,zheilibuduijing。”nanrenhuitoukanleyiyanshifadi,quanshenmaochuyicenglenghan,jinjiezhekaichekuaisudelikai。
zheiyiduanwanzhengdepianduan,chengxianzaizhongrendeyanqian。
zhibuguobiqichezhu,tamenkandaodegengjiaquanmianyixie。
cheliangshikongshiyinweineixieguihuncaizheyoumen,zuilihengchihengchi,yanluhongguangdeyaodaizhetamenyiqizhuangche。
beinianyachengliangduandetangzaichelunxia,zhuazhecheluntuoxing。
qitarenyaomepadaocheding,yaomejiupazaidangfengboliqianchongzhecheneideliangrenjianjiaosihou。
ertamendeshenti,siwujidandezaitamendeshentichuanxing。
zheiyimumu,chongjizhezhongrendeshijue。
bushaorenpingzhuhuxi,beiyanqianzheiyimujingdeshiqulefanying,shoubuyoudezhuazhexiongkou,pingzhuhuxi,yanjingyizhabuzha,shengpacuoguoyigejingtou。
zhidaokandaocheliangkuaiyaozhuangdaoshanbideshihou,zhuboshouzhiyidan,cheliangjingxuanfuzaikongzhong,chaozheanquandefangxiangkaiqu。
dengcheliangkaizouzhihou,jianyourenhuailetamendeshi,zheixieguihunfenfenchaozhedonghanchudefangxiangchongguolai,zhangzhexuependakou,xionghendeyaoqusiyao。
keshentihaimeipengdao,jiubeiyidaowuxingdeliliangzhongzhongdidanlechuqu,neiguihunshenshanglikebeishaojiaoleyixie,qitaguihunjianzhuangfenfenjidanbuganshangqian。