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jianzheijiahuo**daozheizhongchengdu，yebufanjiuyaoshangqianjielu，quebeiouyanglanjilanzhule。
tazhidaoerziqueshimeiyouxingyizigezheng，zhenyaojinlegonganjujiumafanle。
zhouyonglianghaishiyouxiebufangxin，youwendao：“shizanshihuanjiezhengzhuang，haishichedizhiyu？”
xiehaitaoshuodao：“chedizhiyu，jueduishichedizhiyu，zheihaizixianzaiyijingmeiyourenhewentile，jiashuduizhiliaoxiaoguoyefeichangmanyi。”
“xieyisheng，meixiangdaonideyishuzheimehao。”
zhouyonglianghenmanyi，duimahaidongkuadao：“mahaidong，nimenyiyuanyougaorena。”
xiehaitaomanlianduixiao：“zhouyongliangkuajiangle，zuoweiyimingyisheng，zheishiwodebenzhigongzuo。”
tazuishangshuodeqianxu，qishixinliquelekailehua，nenggoudedaoweishengjuyibashoudeshangshi，yihouzijiqiantuwulianga。
xianzaiyiyuanhaiyougefuyuanzhangdekongque，baobuqijiushizijidele。
zhouyongliangmeizaishuoshenme，mochushoujibotongleyigedianhuahaoma，jidongdishuodao：“dongxiansheng，gaosunigehaoxiaoxi，jiangnanyiyuandexieyishengyijingzhihaolezheizhongbingzheng，mashangdainierziguolaiba。”
suihoutayoudaleyigedianhua，fenfudao：“zhaofujuzhang，mashangtongzhiqitajigeyiyuan，jianghuanyouzheizhongteshubingzhengdebingrendouzhuanyidaojiangnanyiyuanlai，zheilidexiehaitaoyishengyijingzhaodaoleyouxiaodezhiliaobanfa。”
tingdaozheixiehua，xiehaitaochedideshayanle。
yuanbenyiweizhiyouzheimeyigebingli，bagonglaoqiangguolaijiuwanle，meixiangdaojingranhaiyouzheimeduobingren。
“zhouyongliang，zenmehuiyouzheimeduorendelezheizhongbing？”mahaidonghaoqidiwendao。
zhouyonglianggankaizheshuodao：“jinzaijiangnanshixichengwailanhuaxipangbianxinkaifaleyigexiaoqu，jiaozuoshiwaitaoyuan。yuanbenneilidehuanjingfeichanghao，kaifadexiaoquyebucuo，keshiyanjianzhezhenggexiaoqudouyaojungongle，turanjieerliansandechushi。”
“yigeyueqian，shiwaitaoyuanxiaoqugongdifashengleyiqiexingshangrenshigu，yuanbenyigefeichanglaoshidegongrenturanfafeng，yonggangguanjieliandasilelingwailianggegongren，ranhoutiaolouzisha。yigexingqiqian，youshiyigegongrenfafeng，dashanglesangegongrenzhihouzijizisha。”
“zheixieshibijiaojiduande，gengduodeshiwuchuangxiaoqudeluren，beirenfaxiandeshihoudoushihunmibuxing，yiyuanjinxingquanmianjianchayechabuchurenheyichang。”
“wojiangfabingderenfensandaojiangnanshidegedayiyuanjinxingzhiliao，xiwangyourennenggouzhiyuzheizhongbingzheng。
qitayiyuandoushushouwuce，meixiangdaoxieyishengnijingranchenggongzhiyuleyigebingli，xiaoguohairucizhihao，xieyisheng，zhiyaonijiangzheixierenquanbuzhiyu，wodaibiaoweishengjujinijiyidagong！”
“呃……”
xiehaitaoetoushangdelenghandouxialaile，tashibayebufandegonglaojiqiangleguolai，nalizhidaoruhezhiyuzheizhongbingzheng。
kandaotadeshenqing，mahaidongwendao：“zenmelexieyisheng，youwentima？”
“没…没问题。”
shidaorujinxiehaitaoyebunengshuozijishimaomingdingti，zhinengyaozheyatinglexialai。
tazhiqianyexueguoyixiezhongyi，dongdeyidianzhenjiu，erqieganggangyebufanjixiaonanhaizhibingdeshihoutajiuzaipangbian，jiangcirudexueweijideqingqingchuchu。
xiangxinanzhaotongyishoufajinxingzhenjiu，yinggainenggouzhiyuzheizhongbingzheng。
xiangdaozheili，tadeneixinyouanwenlexuduo。
zheishimahaidongkandaolezhanzaipangbiandeyebufanheouyanglan，wendao：“zheilianggerenshizenmehuishi？”
“tamenshiganggangzhiyudehuanzhehejiashu，dengzhegenwoshangliangyiliaofeidewentini。”xiehaitaojimangjieshidao。
mahaidongyansudishuodao：“youshiqingdaowaimiantan，zheilishiicubingfang，wairenbunengsuibianjinlai。”
“shishishi，woxianzaijiurangtamenchuqu。”xiehaitaohuiguotoulaishuodao，“yiyaofeideshiqingkeyishangliang，dengwomangwanlechuquzaigennimenshuo。”
yanwaizhiyizhiyaobudangchangjieluta，yaofeideshihaoshuo。
yebufanzuijiaofanqiyimolengxiao，tayuanbenshixiangjieluzheijiahuode，xianzaiquebujiyuyishile。
xiangqiangzijidegonglaoyeyaoyouneigebenshicaixing，dengyixiakantazenmeshouchang。
tadaizhemuqinlaidaoicubingfangwai，zhaoleyizhangzhangdengzuolexialai。
ouyanglanquandao：“erzi，zanmenshouliyoule2wankuai，dengyixiagenxieyishenghaohaoshuoshuo，kankannengbunengyongzheiqianjiangyiyaofeijiele。”
yebufanlengshengshuodao：“buxing，taneishiluanshoufei，zheizhongrenjiubunengguanzhe，zanyifenqiandoubuji！”
muzilianggerenzhengshuozhe，yiyuanmenkouchuanlaiyizhenjicudechachesheng，liangtaiheisedehaohuajiaochetingzaimenqian。
yigezhongniannanrenxialeche，shenhoudesigeheiyibaobiaotaizheyizhangdanjia，danjiashangtangzheyigehunmidexiaonanhai。
“dongxiansheng，ninlaile。”
kandaozhongniannanrenzhihou，zhouyongliangreqingdeyingleshangqu。
suirantashiyijuzhizhang，dandongtiandakeshijiangnantiandajituandedongshizhang，canyinjiedalao，meinianjiweishengxingyedejuankuanzuyouqiweishu。
tiandajituanzaijiangnanshiyouzhejuzuqingzhongdeyingxiangli，shangzhidingjideyushanfangdajiulou，xiazhipingminhuadedapaidang，youyibandoushidongjiade。
duiyuzheiyangyigedarenwu，zhouyongliangziranjiweikeqi。
buguocishidedongtiandagenbenmeiyouketaodexinqing，tajiaojideshuodao：“zhouyongliang，kuairangxieyishengkankanwoerzi，tayijinggaoshaosishidule，wopashijiantaizhangjishaochumaobinglai。”
“dongxianshengfangxin，yiqiedouyijingzhunbeijiuxule。”
zhouyongliangshuozheranghushijiangxiaonanhaifangdaojijiuchuangshang，huitouduixiehaitaoshuodao：“xieyisheng，gankuaijidonggongzizhibingba。”
“shi，juzhang。”xiehaitaolianmanghuidao。
dongtiandajidongdao：“xieyisheng，zhiyaoninengzhihaowoerzi，tiandajituanbiyouzhongxie！”
“dongxianshengkeqile，zhibingjiurenshiwodezhize。”
xiehaitaoguanmiantanghuangdeshuozhe，xinliqueshixinhuanufang。
jintianzijizheishiyaominglishuangshoua！
tayibianzuozhemeimengyibianquchuzhunbeihaodeyinzhen，laidaoxiaonanhaidechuangqian。
“xieyisheng，nizheishiyaozuoshenme？”mahaidongchayidewendao。
“yuanzhang，jiumuqianlaijiangzheizhongweizhibingzhengxiyibingmeiyouyouxiaoyao，zhinengtongguozhenjiudefangshizhiliao。”xiehaitaoyibenzhengjingdishuodao。
zhouyongliangliansejingcha：“xieyisheng，nihaijingtongzhongyi？”
“shuobushangjingtong，couqiaozaiyishushangkanguoyizhongzhenfa，ganghaonenggouyizhizheizhongbingzheng。”xiehaitaodeyidixiaodao。
zhouyongliangzantandao：“xieyishengguoranbutongfanxiang，zhongyixiyiyangyangjingtong，zhuajinshijianzhiliaoba，gujihoumiandebingrenmashangyedaole。”
xiehaitaoshenxiyikouqi，jiangyebufanganggangxingzhendechangjingzainaohaizhongguoleyibian，ranhouquchuyigenyinzhen，xiangzhexiaonanhaixiongkoudeshenzangxueciqu。
yizhenciru，xiaonanhaideshentiyizhenzhandou。
diergenyinzhenciru，lianshangdeshenqingbiandewubitongku。
dongtiandajinzhangdeshuodao：“xieyisheng，niquedingzheizhongfangshiguanyongma？”
kaigongmeiyouhuitoujian，xiehaitaoyaozheyashuodao：“kendingguanyong，ganggangneigebinglijiushizheiyangzhihaode。”
jiandongtiandameizaishuohua，tayifahen，youquchudisangenyinzhenxiangzhexiaonanhaixiongkoudetiantuxueciqu。
kemeixiangdaodeshi，disangenyinzhenciruhou，xiaonanhaishunjiankoutubaimo，hunshenchouchu，liansebianderutongsirenyibancangbai。
yucitongshi，chuangtoudejiankongyiqifachucierdemingjiaosheng，xueyajiangdi，xintiaoxunsujianhuan，yanjianzheyijingdaoleshengsichuiweidezhuangtai。
kanzheyanqiandeqingjingxiehaitaodunshishayanle，nazaishouzhongdedisigenyinzhenzaiyemeiyoucixiaqudeyongqi。
“zheidaodizenmehuishi？nidaodihuibuhuizhibing？zenmejiwoerzizhichengzheigeyangzile？”dongtiandajidedahoudao。
zhouyongliangyejinzhangdeshuodao：“xieyisheng，zheidaodishizenmele？ganggangnizhiyuneiqibinglideshihouyeyouzheizhongqingkuangma？”
“juzhang，wo……wo……”
xiehaitaomantoudelenghan，jideshuobuchuhualai，xinliyeshiyitoudewushui，buzhidaoshizenmehuishi。
taganggangjideqingqingchuchu，yebufanjiushizheiyangjixiaonanhaizhibingde，zenmedaolezijishouli，doukuaibabierenjizhisileni？
kandaoerzideqingkuangyuelaiyueweiji，dongtiandanuhoudao：“**shaofeihua，kuaibawoerzijizhihao！”
“shia，nihaimomojijideganshenme？gankuaixiangbanfajiurena！”
mahaidongyejidebudele，ruguoxiehaitaozhendezhisiledongtiandadeerzi，kongpazijizheigeyuanzhangyezuodaotoule。
xiehaitaowunaizhixiajiangciruledesangenyinzhenjinshubachu，kexiaonanhaidezhuangkuangyijiumeiyourenhehuanjie。
dongtiandajidezhibeng：“xingxiede，laozitemejiuzheiyigeerzi，yaoshizhenyougesanzhangliangduan，laozijiunongsini！”
zhouyongliangfennudishuodao：“xiehaitao，niganggangbushishuoyijingzhiyuleyigehuanzhema？zenmexianzaibuxingle？”
“我……我……”
xiehaitaolenghanzhiliu，zhizhiwuwulebantian，quelianyijuwanzhengdehuadoushuobuchulai。
mahaidongganjueshiqingyouxiebudui，chaozhepangbianhushizhangxiaomanjishengwendao：“kuaishuo，daodishizenmehuishi？”
zhangxiaomanchiyileyixia，zuizhonghaishiyingzhetoupishuochulezhenxiang。
“zhiqianzhiyuneigexiaohaidebushixieyisheng，ershiwaimianneigejiaoyebufandenianqingren。”
yanjianzheshiqingchedibailu，xiehaitaorenbuzhushuangtuiyiruan，tandaozaidi。
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