《yishouruqin？benfanpaijujuezoumiezujuqing！》shiyibukuayueshikongdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，jiangshuleqinxiaoliujingjingdejingxianmaoxianzhilv。qinxiaoliujingjingshigeputongren，danzaiyicitufashijianhou，tafaxianzijinenggouchuanyuebutongdeshidai。zaitanchidezhubaodebixia，qinxiaoliujingjinglijingzhongzhongmonan，mianduizhexieeshilideweixie，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindeyongqiheliliang。liujingjingzhinengbashoufangxia，liansehuangkongdeshuo：“qinxiao，duibuqi，jintianwozhishizaigennikaigewanxiao，qishiwoxihuandeyizhishini，ninengbunengbuyaozhenduiwo……jiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong，chenjinzaizheigelingrenshenwangdeshijiezhong。
diertianyizao，qinxiaojiudaizheweiganghaiyoushilaigehuweilikaileluocheng。
zheixierendoushifuzebaohuqinxiaoanquande，quanbudoushibapinyishangdewuzhe，weishoudeweiganggengshidadaolejiupin。
tamenchengzuodejiaotonggongjushitekuaizhuanlie，zuigaoshisukedaliubaigonglimeixiaoshi，yejiubudaoyigexiaoshideshijian，tamenjiuhuidaolezhucheng。
qinjiajiuzaizhuchengdezuihexindidai，zhandimianjipangda，jiuxiangshiyigexiaoxinghuanggongyiyang。
qinxiaoganglaidaomenkou，laoguanjiakangbojiuchulaiyingjiele：“shaoye，nikesuanshihuilaile，nizheiyiquhaozhangshijianle。”
kangbozuizaoshigensuiqinxiaoyeyede，houlaizaizhanchangshangshoushangle，jiutuilexialai，zaiqinjiadangguanjia。
keyishuoqinjiadezheixienianqingren，meiyigedoushikangboqinyankanzhezhangdade。
houlaizhujiaofumieqinjiadeshihou，zheiweilaorenyeshizhandoudaolezuihouyike，ningsibuqu。
qinxiaoxiaozheshuo：“kangbo，wozheishichuquxuexiqule，yaoshichuquyouwandehua，wokeshebudezaiwaimianzheimezhangshijian。”
kangboxiaomimideshuo：“wozhidaoshaoyeshiquxuexile，danshizheishijianyizhanga，xinlixiangdehuang。”
qinxiaodao：“fangxinbakangbo，zheicihuilai，duanshijianneibuhuizailikaile。”
kangbolianshangmanshijingxi：“neitaihaole，shaoyekuaijinlaiba，furenyijingzaidengzhenile。”
genzhekangbolaidaoleyigedudongjianzhulimian，jiandaolelimianzuozhedeyigexiangmaomeiyandafang，qizhichuzhongdezhongniannvzi。
zheijiushiqinxiaodemuqinshenwuhui。
qinxiaozoushangqian：“ma，wohuilaile。”
shenwuhuikanzheqinxiao，lianshangchuxianleyisirouhedexiaorong，gentawangrileilifengxingdeyangziwanquanbutong：
“xiaoerhuilaile，kuailaimashenbianzuo。”
qinxiaozouguoqu，zuozaileshenwuhuishenbian：“ma。”
shenwuhuirenrenzhenzhen，zizixixidekanlekanqinxiao，lianshangluchulemanyidebiaoqing：“henhao，kanlaizuotianneijianshibingmeiyoudajidaoni。”
qinxiaobuyiweiyideshuodao：“buguoshixiexuxiaoshibale。”
shenwuhuilianshangdaizheyisixiaorong：“e？shime？dangchumourenkebushizheiyangshuode，dangchunikeshiweileneigemingjiaoliujingjingdexiaonvhai，yaogenjiangyaorongtuihunde。”
beizijiqinmazheiyangshuo，qinxiaolianshanghaishiyoudiangangade：“keke，neigeshihounianshaoqingkuang，chenniyuziyiweishideaiqingzhongbukeziba。”
shenwuhui“e”leyisheng：“neixianzaini？xianzainiduizheijianshi，huozheshinisuoweideaiqingzenmekan？”
“zenmekan？”qinxiaodadafangfangdeshuo：“jinglilezheijianshi，woyijingduisuoweideaiqingqumeile，aiqingzheidongxi，duiyuwolaishuoshizuibuxuyaodeganqingleizhui，zishenqiangdacaishizuizhongyaode。”
shenwuhuimanyidedianlediantou：“bucuo，niguoranshichengzhangle，kanlaizheisanniandejingliduinilaishuo，haishifeichangyouhaochude。”
qinxiaodaoyemeiyoubuhaoyisitiguoquzheisannian，fanershiyilianqingxing：“manizhidaome，zheisannianwobingbuhouhui，zuiqimazheiduanganqingjinglizhenderangwochengzhangle，haiyouyidiana，xingkuiwoneimangmudeaiqingtoufangzaileliujingjingzheigekeyoukewudexiaojiaoseshenshang，wanyiyaoshitoufangzaizhuchengmougejiazunvzideshenshang，daoneishihounaochulaidedongjingkejiudale。”
shenwuhuiqingxiaodao：“nishuodedui，yaoshinisannianqianzaizhuchengnaoqilai，neikezhendeyoudianmafanle。”
qinxiaoyaoleyaotou，xiaodao：“douyijingguoqule，bushuoneixiele。”
shenwuhuiyejiubuzaishuozheijianshile，ershiwen：“neinijiexialaiyoushenmedasuan，laidaozhuchengdeshanhewudaoxueyuanjixuxuexihaishizenmeshuo？”
qinxiaoyanmouzhongshanguoyisilengguang，dao：“ma，woziranshiyaojixujinruwudaoxueyuanxuexide，wotingshuozuijinqinzhaoyoudianbuanfen，erqiewoneiweihunqihaoxiangyeyouyidianqingkuang，zheixieshiqingwoyaochuliganjing。”
shenwuhuishaoweixiangleyixiajiutongyile：“keyi，fanzhengnixianzaishiliyeyiban，jiuhaohaodezaixueyuanlimiantishengtishengziji，dangran，biewanglejizijizujianyitaobandi。”
zheicaishiqinxiaoquxueyuanzuizhongyaodemude，shanhewudaoxueyuanshishanhejidizuihaodewudaoxueyuan，limiantiancaiyunji，gedajiazudegongzi**dengyedouzailimian。
nenggoushoufuyixieren，zaijianglaiduiqinxiaoshiyoufeichangdadehaochude。
muziliangrenyoujiaoliuleyihuier，zhidaozhongwu，youzaiyiqichilewufan。
wufanguohou，qinxiaojiuyaoqushanhewudaoxueyuanle，xianqubaogedao，qitadeshiqingmingtianzaishuo。
quxueyuanluchengyoudianyuan，suoyiqinxiaoyouchejiesong，erqiehaishihaohuadebaomuche。
ranertagangzuodaocheli，jiutingdaoyigexingfendeshengyin：“dage，dagedengdengwo。”
qinxiaobuyongkan，yezhidaoshiqinzhaozheigejiahuo。
qinzhaozhijiezuandaolecheli，kanzheqinxiao：“dage，nishishenmeshihouhuilaide？”
qinxiaokandoubukanta，henshilengdandehuida：“jintianzaoshang。”
qinzhaoxiaolexiao，dao：“dagenizhendeshitaiqinfenle，jintianzaoshanghuilai，xiawujiuyaoquxueyuan。”
qinxiaohuanhuandeyaoleyaotou：“xuexizheizhongshiqing，shizhongdoushibunengfangsongde。”
qinzhaobuyiweiyidediandiantou，ranhouwen：“dage，wotingshuonigennizailuochengdeneigexiaonvyounaobaile，zheidaodishizenmehuishia，nandaoshitakanbushangwomenqinjia？”
qinxiaoyandiliuluchuyisihanyi，zheijiahuosuiranbiaomianshangzhuangzuoshenmedoubuzhidao，danxinlikendingshizhidaozheijianshidelailongqumaide。
tawufeijiushixiangjiezhezheigejihui，rangqinxiaonankaneryi。
buguoqinxiaoduizheijianshibingbuzaihu，ershilengjingdehuida：“yinweitachun，dangran，tayeweitadeyuchunfuchuledaijia。”
qinzhaodianlediantou，dao：“yuanlaishizheiyanga，duiledage，nizheicihuixuexiao，yaoduoguanzhuguanzhuyaorongjiejiea，takeshiyinweinideyiqingbielian，nanguolexujiuni，zuijinwotingshuoyouyigemingjiaolinchendenanshengzhengzaizhuiqiuta，liangrenguanxikanqilaitinghaode。”
zheijuhuahenmingxianjiushizaitiaoshile，xiangyaotiaoboqinxiaogenjiangyaorongzhijiandeguanxi。
bijingqinxiaogenjiangyaorongzhijianbingmeiyoushenmeganqing，huxiangzhijianlejieyebushen，tiaoboqilaiyerongyi。
juqingzhong，qinzhaojiujingchangyongjiangyaoronglai**qinxiao。
suishuoqinxiaobingbuxihuanjiangyaorong，danweileweihuqinjialianmian，duocigenjiangyaorongfashenglechongtu。
dangran，xianzaideqinxiaobingbuzaihuzheixiele，yigejiangyaorongeryi，butinghuajiuhuanle，youshenmezhidedongnude？
danshiqinzhaomudebuchun，suoyibixuyaojitayidianchengfa，xiangdaozheili，tayanjinglishanguoyisihenli，tamengdetaiqishou，yibazhangchouzaileqinzhaodelianshang。
“pa”yishengxiang，qinzhaodeliandoubeidawaile，tayilianfennujiaweiqudekanzheqinxiao：“dage，nida**shenme？wonandaoshuocuoshenmeleme？”
qinxiaohuanhuandeshouhuishou，lenglengdao：“feihua，nibushuocuohuawonengdani？”
qinzhaohenshibufuqi：“wobuzhidaowonalishuocuole。”
qinxiaolengxiaoyisheng：“jirannibuzhidao，neiwojiugaosuni，diyi，jiangyaoronggenwoyouhunyue，tabuganzuorenheyousunwomenqinjialianmiandeshiqing。”
“dier，jiusuanzheijianshishizhende，neimenishibushiyinggaiweihuqinjialianmian，qujinggaojiangyaoronghaiyouzheigesuoweidelinchen，rangtamenbaochijuli？”
“nishenmedoubuzuo，zhihuilaiwozheiliguchunnongshe，nishifeiwume？”
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